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Events / Re: Bride Fires Gunshots During Ceremony, Husband Look Scared by royalair(m): 1:43pm On Apr 25
Homeboy Don go marry ex KGB agent grin

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Education / Re: How Did You Handle Bullies In Your School Days? by royalair(m): 7:47pm On Apr 24
I fought back. My dad will say allow the bully fight when he loses his guard you strike and striking meant a good blow to the ballzs or nose. Till date I have a scar on my fore head after a heavy fight with a bully in sec school
Education / Re: How Did You Handle Bullies In Your School Days? by royalair(m): 7:45pm On Apr 24
. grin
Education / Re: Do You Think This Animal Is Poisonous? by royalair(m): 11:44pm On Mar 20
Snake lizard that was what we called it as kids. There's a saying that whenever you see this a snake is nearby. Be like say e don go extinct been years I last saw it
Science/Technology / Re: Inability To Receive Phone Number Verification Code/otp On MTN Line by royalair(m): 9:59am On Mar 18
Adefemimoraks:
Guess what?
This Problem is happening, Again!
And this time it's general 🥲
do you have the same problem? I've been requesting for otp for my Facebook and my bank apps for the past 3 days, still haven't received any
Agriculture / Re: Pyton Killed On My Fish Farm by royalair(m): 8:00pm On Mar 16
Give us this day our daily bread . Daily bread don land shocked
Car Talk / Re: The Audi And Volkswagen Issues Resolution Thread by royalair(m): 11:57am On Mar 14
Hello all, I have a bit of a challenge with my Volkswagen passat 2007 FSI. Whenever it's parked under the sun for a while or the interior gets hot due to sunny weather and I try to start. It starts and goes off in 2-3 seconds and pops up the error code "immobilizer active". The only way to start it is to do an ECU override by removing battery terminals and wait for 15 minutes, connect them back and start. This doesn't happen during cool or cold weather

Note: I have changed remote batteries yet the problem persists. It's an insert to start key. Please help!!
Car Talk / Re: The Audi And Volkswagen Issues Resolution Thread by royalair(m): 11:26pm On Feb 05
aloyt:
pls can anyone here recommend a very good mechanic for my vw passat b6 fsi 2.0T;
Oil pressure error coming up; also oil in the coolant; Note, head gasket was just changed;
Car not idling well and not accelerating well at the moment
could be a bad turbo, breather hose might be clogged, blown head gasket or bad oil cooler. Run a compression test on each cylinder. Most importantly have you scanned the car? Is there an EPC error on the dash board?. Where's your location

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Autos / Re: My Bad Experience With Nissan Murano by royalair(m): 3:24pm On Jan 15
Musdon:


Do you still use infiniti? I'm thinking of getting a Nigeria used one by next month. What's your advice.
which of the infiniti
Science/Technology / Re: Say Something About This Generator. by royalair(m): 12:11am On Dec 01, 2023
A liter of fuel can last for 3-4hours depending on how many electronics are on.

Not trustworthy especially when you plan on importing. The gen fit de work when babe come when time for action film reach en go begin misbehave.

Very good at blowing up chargers, tvs and most times laptops.

Tilt it left it will misfire tilt it right it becomes good. A generator that can serve you depending on its position.

You must buy capacitor every two months.

You fit on the gen for Rumokoro round about and find it at oyibo express road.

Keep omo and water stand by, this generator and fire out break are like siamese twins.

The gen automatically turns you to a gen mechanic.

You can't have this gen and make use of energy saving bulbs.

Even if the gen is on fire it will keep supplying you light.

Always have a spare carburetor (it's a must) spare capacitor and spare gen rope.

The gen de select spark plugs, you fit buy new spark plug put am en no go work am but carry spark plug wey Wan die put am en go work am.

The output socket will surely be removed and replaced with red and black wires.

The gen no go work for your hand but once gen mechanic start am en go on. Once en leave the gen go off.

Oil no de beleful the gen. Put it enough oil problem, put small wahala.

At times the gen no go give you light if you no fire am.

Very crazy but interesting generator. Too many memories with this gen shaaa. The gen cost about 7-10k then shaa. I no know the recent price

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Autos / Re: VW Touareg 2015 Bought Brandnew... 5.8m by royalair(m): 11:54pm On Nov 26, 2023
Vw sweet ride. cheesy
Education / Re: � Maths Set Is Now 3500 How Much Do You Buy It Last by royalair(m): 10:36pm On Nov 15, 2023
150-200. Then the one with a transparent cover was either 500 or so. Dem say that one na for obodo oyibo people. Say na wetin dem de use
Nairaland / General / Re: I Kill This monitor lizard Inside New Estate by royalair(m): 10:39pm On Nov 14, 2023
Op that's a monitor lizard, anyhow shaa meat don set for you

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Car Talk / Re: Should I Buy This Car? (pictures) by royalair(m): 2:51pm On Sep 17, 2023
I've never driven a Ford but I drive one of the most feared cars in Nigeria a Volkswagen, most people called me stupid for buying it, some were even saying money wey you for use buy corolla or camry you use am go buy problem. Volkswagen electrical problems go carry you go village. Here I am still enjoying my ride. Before you buy the Ford, first locate a Ford mechanic not a kazeem that works on Japanese and American cars but a good mechanic that works on only Ford brands or General motors.

Go for inspection with the specified mechanic, run series of test using your OBD2 scanner. Be keen in your inspection. If your mechanic ok's the car then you do a rugged test drive on long distances, if possible fuel the car. If all is done and you are satisfied you can pay. Remember most of these new gen cars are not good for swimming water and be ready to be a DIY person. Scan the vehicle before any repair is done. Good luck

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Crime / Re: GRAPHIC VIDEO: Lady Gets Killed After Getting Involved In Gang Affairs by royalair(m): 12:26am On Sep 08, 2023
Brazil, El Salvador, Colombia and Mexico gang wars de always de bloody

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Education / Re: Any One Ever Wonder Why A Pen Stops Working When The Book Is Placed On A Wall?� by royalair(m): 12:13am On Aug 27, 2023
Gravity in action. When the pen is in a horizontal position. There's little or no gravity but in a vertical position gravity acts on it. I stand to be corrected though wink

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Autos / Re: Why Do People Get Discouraged From Buying Hyundai Vehicles In Nigeria? by royalair(m): 12:13am On Aug 06, 2023
Nigerians love herd mentality when it comes to cars. It's Toyota or nothing according to them the parts no de pass 2k and even a vulcanizer can detect the fault and repair it. I haven't driven a Hyundai nor do I own one but a friend drives the Hyundai coupe car is 7 years old and still running. Mind you he's maintenance culture is top notch. I'd advise, before you get the car make proper findings on parts availability and affordability and also locate a good technician that specializes on only Korean products i.e Kia and Hyundai. if it matches your pockets and taste go for it

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Car Talk / Re: Electrical Vs Mechanical Faults: Which Is Worse? by royalair(m): 11:08pm On Aug 04, 2023
Iselogunise:
I no talk say Volks no be sweet ride. In fact, its fuel economy is superb. I do not pray U have an electrical issue with it. U must take it to specialist who will bill you. If you risk taking it to inexperience personnel, pray it does not get worse.

no truer words than this. Volks is a sweet German car but it doesn't tolerate oga off an oga on am na horn de work am type of electrician. It requires in depth diagnosis and when I mean diagnosis you'd need to scan it. Volks too doesn't tolerate abuse, it relies on sensors. And if you must drive a volks you need to be meticulous and get ready for some DIY
Car Talk / Re: Electrical Vs Mechanical Faults: Which Is Worse? by royalair(m): 6:22pm On Aug 02, 2023
Iselogunise:
Electrical fault sir. It's cancerous.

I sold off my volks that year when I couldn't survive the issues again. grin
oga na volks I de drive ooo. Sweet ride.
Car Talk / Re: Electrical Vs Mechanical Faults: Which Is Worse? by royalair(m): 6:19pm On Aug 02, 2023
Electrical will make you tag your neighbors witches. It might even make you doubt your family members. I prefer mechanical faults to electrical

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Car Talk / Re: Electrical Vs Mechanical Faults: Which Is Worse? by royalair(m): 6:18pm On Aug 02, 2023
TheGameYard:
Electrical fault ohh. It will frustrate you really bad. I have a Mazda 2.3 hatchback lying lifelessly at the rewire house. I am thinking of selling it off as scrab, they said I need to buy complete wire lol
was your Mazda converted?
Politics / Re: Omo Na To Dey Chop Pork Meat Or Chicken O by royalair(m): 12:06am On Jul 16, 2023
0yeshelinues:
Please advise any other white meat?
rabbit meat

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Romance / Re: I Don't Know What It Means To Be Loved- Female Soldier. by royalair(m): 11:44pm On Jun 22, 2023
Soldiers should marry soldiers. Bloody civilians should marry bloody civilians. Case closed grin

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Crime / Re: How Do I Sue Opay by royalair(m): 4:54pm On Mar 03, 2023
Uba has been terrible recently. Same happened to one of my biz partners. Sent money uptill now no alert. Reasons he believed me is cos we have transacted for years so no be this money go make us fight. Relax he will get the alert it's just a matter of time
Crime / Re: Met my car in 1 piece after spending 2 nights on a bushy lonely highway (video) by royalair(m): 2:21pm On Feb 24, 2023
You are quite lucky it's a Honda if it were a Toyota na only Tyre tracks go remain for there grin
Car Talk / Re: Saving one of best Volkswagen car by royalair(m): 4:36pm On Dec 22, 2022
IceColdVeins:
me too oo. I’ve been cruising my volkswagen Passat cc 2012 for a couple of months now. It’s a solid car.
how can I contact you please??
Car Talk / Re: Urgently Needed - VW Passat 2.0 FSI Mechanic - Port Harcourt by royalair(m): 11:31pm On Dec 21, 2022
kronkykay:
Hey guys,

Please I need help locating a a very good Volkswagen Passat mechanic in Port Harcourt.
My 2007 2.0 FSI (Auto Tranny) is suffering in the hands of "Oga on am, off am" mechanic.

I have an EPC error and need to get my throttle system checked. Fuel and Air systems are OK.
Gearbox kicks while shifting gears. Car goes off during drive.

Recommendations please!!!
hello, did you later find a good mechanic for your vw because I need one too
Car Talk / Re: Saving one of best Volkswagen car by royalair(m): 2:02am On Dec 20, 2022
Hope this thread is still active. I just got a vw passat 2007 fsi 4 plug

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Education / Re: THREAD CLOSED by royalair(m): 1:56am On Nov 16, 2022
Offloaded cement from dangote truck, fell sick same day. Used all my earnings in treating myself, used indomie spice to cook white rice, ate biscuit and water for two days straight, after the two days started drinking garri. I recall my friend telling me of how he fed on unripe paw paw (still white inside) because he had nothing on him. Went for work didn't have a dime on me after the close of work had to do conductor work in cooperate attire with my friend and colleague Elvis. Made #500 that day with small tips which I used for trans the next day and small chops. Elvis if you are reading this and you can remember, hope you are doing OK?. In every situation I thank God. Never stop, Never settle

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