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Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 11:15am On Oct 14, 2015
Stangeneral:


how many loose girls hv dese ur folktale attracted?






Have you used your drugs today?

grin

Politics / Re: FG Orders IG To Hand Over Saraki Money Laundering Case File by RoyalRoy(m): 7:06am On Oct 13, 2015
izzyu:


FRUITLESS POINT FROM YOU.




Do you understand Rawani's post at all?

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Family / Re: Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by RoyalRoy(m): 12:52am On Oct 13, 2015
W-T-F?


Can't stop laughing.

Nice one!!!!
Family / Re: How Well Does The Chinese Calendar Describe You? by RoyalRoy(m): 12:44am On Oct 13, 2015


@Nifemiolu,

Add that of the "Pig" and "Dog" too.

And put the source of the write up below.

Thanks.



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Family / Re: How Well Does The Chinese Calendar Describe You? by RoyalRoy(m): 12:43am On Oct 13, 2015
I know of a "sheep" and the write up is perfectly on point.

Very interesting.

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Family / Re: No Sex Tonight by RoyalRoy(m): 12:21am On Oct 13, 2015


Classic!!!!

grin grin


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Family / Re: My Wife Got Pregnant For Another Man.. I Need An Advice by RoyalRoy(m): 12:18am On Oct 13, 2015
Why do i find this a bit Hilarious?


I guess it's a case of birds of same feathers!!!


Forgive and forget
(if its easy for you)
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 1:21pm On Oct 12, 2015
tearoses:
Sambarry where do you always get these oyibo peppers from? cheesy cheesy

Meanwhile RoyalRoy you are still putting us on "is coming" abi
. . . . . or are you waiting until a time when idowu learns how to bake wedding cakes
Do quick jare
Sambarry pls find a yellow pawpaw who likes dogs for RR
We must eat rice in the 1st quarter of next year
Olympics wedding
Honeymoon in Rio




Lol....no be my fault o!!!

Man ready, woman taking her time.....wetin man go do Na!!!!

But at least she don cross her last huddle today so the man can put his feet on the throttle now.

#Godwin

#TeamYellowPawPaws

#TeamSayNoToChinaMadeYellowPawPaws angry

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Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 1:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
Idowuogbo:

Close eyes ke? Egbon mi Royal Royim never ready na...grin




Royal Royim ko, Royal Ramoni ni.....lmao!!!


We go invite u when time don reach...e no far again.... grin

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Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 1:09pm On Oct 12, 2015
Timbuktou:


Hahahaha. Eyin eda adamo. Eyin le ni ki n check, eyin le tun bu mi pe mo foju lounje. E saanu mi ke.

grin




Lol..... That's life. A little to the left...a little to the right ....that's what makes life go round!!!

Nothing do u jare
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 1:08pm On Oct 12, 2015
taryour:


I see you in 15HD camera. longest time bro




Hey Sisi Boash, mo wa okay oooo.

Work and stuff got me grounded jare.

Trust you are doing okay too?
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 12:57pm On Oct 12, 2015
Ewuro4:


grin

Err my post was hidden , thank Gawd Im still alive. grin




Slip of buttons....Lol...post unhidden!
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 8:42am On Oct 12, 2015
Ewuro4:


Make we kuku settle for the KFC leftover together .. Take 2 , 1 is lots for moi.




That's how some people will be making someone hungry now.....

cry cry



Happy Thanksgiving Ewuro, hope u had fun?
Autos / Re: Registered 2007 Toyota Camry (leather) Buy And Drive (very Clean) by RoyalRoy(m): 11:35pm On Oct 11, 2015
vani86:


Dude. Shut your pile hole. The seller could have countered me if i was wrong, the fact that he did not says a lot.

So shut d f.uck up.

Busy body




Grow up son!!

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Romance / Re: How I Recommended A Lady For My Big Bro by RoyalRoy(m): 4:06am On Oct 10, 2015
Harbioollah:
500L MCB

Tales by moonlight




If you attend a University of Technology in Nigeria, even if you are studying Pure and Maths or Agric, you spend 5 years mandatory.

You are awarded with a Bachelor of Technology (B.Tech) certificate instead of a B.Sc.


Check out schools like Lautech, RSUT and others.


You spend 5yrs before u can graduate.
Autos / Re: Registered 2007 Toyota Camry (leather) Buy And Drive (very Clean) by RoyalRoy(m): 4:42am On Oct 09, 2015
vani86:
Thats not a 2007 camry dude, thats a 2010 or 11 camry. Get your details in order




Seller says its 07 and you are arguing that it's 2010/11.

Over Sabi. undecided undecided tongue

Do you know the body kit of 07-09 can be changed to that of 10/11?

Now you know.

Get Updated!!!

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Autos / Re: . by RoyalRoy(m): 6:14pm On Oct 07, 2015
chucky234:
Grab this opportunity to own a Range Rover

chronique:
Op,kindly edit your topic. This is a Vogue,not sport. The sport model started around 2004/05.

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Car Talk / Re: Hid Headlight by RoyalRoy(m): 9:04pm On Oct 05, 2015
tboy2k4:
Thanks. Yeah got one from Amazon. installed it with the help of my younger bro (He's a car enthusiast). Will take the car for a drive this evening. Explorer's real cool. Got a good deal with the briscoe guys. 4 year warranty and free service. So far they've been good on the money. Its 2014 XLT. Already tried few modifications gotten from the explorer forum and it looks great.




Update us on the outcome bro.

Take a picture if you can.

Let's hear about your experience and how the incoming drivers react to the glare too!!
Family / Re: PLEASE DON'T CONDEMN ME..HELP! G by RoyalRoy(m): 12:49pm On Oct 04, 2015
Godzlove8:
RoyalRoy please delete this thread, happy sunday


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Family / Re: PLEASE DON'T CONDEMN ME..HELP! G by RoyalRoy(m): 12:49pm On Oct 04, 2015
Godzlove8:
RoyalRoy please delete this thread, happy sunday
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Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 12:48pm On Oct 04, 2015
bellong:


The gods take monthly sacrifice from members here and I am the custodian...

Sure, you have to introduce yourself so I know how to connect you everywhere you go.. cheesy







Lmao.... Redgem u can see we have all sorts of people here, including the Chief Priest of Nairaland.


You are welcome!!!
Politics / Re: Ministerial Screening: Nominees Go Spiritual-New Telegraph by RoyalRoy(m): 11:15am On Oct 04, 2015


[size=18pt] Junk Journalism!!! [/size]




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Politics / Re: My Harrowing Experience At Ikoyi by RoyalRoy(m): 10:05pm On Oct 01, 2015
Jimdonnet:



boss please do you have someone that can help me sir.actually I have no plan to run away at least I have always wanted to own a passport and it was snatched from me




Will mail you soon as I can.
Autos / Re: Clean Registered 2008 Toyota Camry 1.1m Last by RoyalRoy(m): 9:40pm On Oct 01, 2015
swhite22:
900k cash serious buyer location and reason for sales pls

MrJK:
Serious buyer. Can it fly for 950k. Thanks

ephsiba:
Clean Registered 2008 Toyota Camry .. auto transmission, Fabric seat,... everything is working perfectly.

[size=18pt] Price: 1.1m last and not negotiable [/size]
For more info call: 08155533213, whatsup: 08030708011 BBM: 564B1C57
Politics / Re: My Harrowing Experience At Ikoyi by RoyalRoy(m): 9:29pm On Oct 01, 2015
Jimdonnet:
Hello guys good evening please I have an issue disturbing me.i was
called last week Thursday to come and collect my international
passport and came on Friday last week to ikoyi passport office but
they were closed.actually I was at akwa ibom and I ran down to
ikoyi to get the passport on getting there the whole place was
closed I had to go back to akwa ibom that same day.
Sunday the dude that did it for me called me and told me to come
and get it.so I told him I will come Wednesday which was
yesterday.i came to ikoyi yesterday from akwa ibom and thumb
printed and collected my passport.then I went to the guy that did
it for me and he asked for my passport which I gave him.then he
said I should go.but I asked for my passport back he said my mum
who is abroad by the way said he should seize it.my uncle who stood
in as my guarantor also said they should hold it and when he comes
they should give it to him.
The issue is I have issues with my mum and uncle at the moment but
does it affect my passport because I know my uncle can use it for
some criminal purpose and he was my guarantor. Please I am
thinking of calling in the police but I need someone to help me with
someone that can get it back for me.
Please note I raised alarm and the immigration officers there
gathered and took the passport from him but he was insisting they
should not give it to me.i am not a criminal but the guy called me
criminal and all sort of unprintable names.i really want to sue him
and get my passport back.
Please if we have police officers here or anyone with the relevant
authorities should please help me out.i have limited funds please
cc-lalasticlala,obinoscopy,royalroy, seun please help me on front page I was
harassed at ikoyi passport office





The problem is not with the Immigration office but with your family.

Your mum asked your Uncle who is also your guarantor to seize the passport from you?

Have u been planning to run away for any reason?

Your passport is your own, legitimately nobody else has a right to hold your passport except yourself.

Report to the nearest police station and probably get a lawyer to sue the agent and your Uncle.

Hoping this is settled amicably though.

All the best.

Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 3:55pm On Sep 29, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Royal roy this is seriously serious o.ahann

so you wear earing for ear con do bear bear like terrorist own.hope no be say you don join them bokos and by the way where is that ya tall bingo?

he no follow you enter car tongue

I'm reporting you to your Reverend fada tongue




Yes...as the mood directs!!

My Reverend Father no go mind;!!
Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 3:55pm On Sep 29, 2015
SAMBARRY:
Royal roy this is seriously serious o.ahann

so you wear earing for ear con do bear bear like terrorist own.hope no be say you don join them bokos and by the way where is that ya tall bingo?

he no follow you enter car tongue

I'm reporting you to your Reverend fada tongue




Lollz.

Yes...as the mood directs!!

My Reverend Father no go mind;!!
Autos / Re: Is The Auto Section Dead??? by RoyalRoy(m): 3:05am On Sep 29, 2015
diasporaauto:
Is not about arrogance, if my price interests you buy. If not, go somewhere else. Then check US websites before planning to buy a car to compare prices. The cars are not bought on credit abroad but you do wanna buy a car on credit.

www.africaautomall.com
info@africaaautomall.com




That's if they put a price tag on their cars at all.

undecided

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Family / Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 2:22am On Sep 29, 2015
Hannysmilez:
Heyyo...U guys havin so much fun I'm jealous. May I please join the funroom?





You are welcome Hannysmilez.
This is a cool joint to reason with matured, funny and witty men and ladies. Feel free to contribute, anything at all. Its a "free trade zone" no taxing at all.




Favolly, u welcome also.

Don't let them impregnate your phone with their numbers o , you don't want your phone to have Siamese babies at the end of the day!!!

Lmao!

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Autos / Re: Is The Auto Section Dead??? by RoyalRoy(m): 7:50pm On Sep 27, 2015
blank:


To be fair to car buyers, at least put the price of the car being sold. Nothing as annoying as call for price.




4000 likes and a crate of Orijin for you!!!


Sometimes I wonder why they don't put price and yet they wanna sell the car!

Very absurd and unrealistic.

If 3 people want to market the same car, at least they should all know and agree on a fair "asking price" instead of saying that annoying phrase "call for price".

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Family / Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by RoyalRoy(m): 7:18pm On Sep 27, 2015
Mutaino7:
They won't like this.. thank God say nah here you post am or else your weavon for dey their mouth now




weavon for mouth ke?


Lmao.

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Family / Re: Her Husband Claimed She Was Not GOD' S Will by RoyalRoy(m): 6:57am On Sep 27, 2015


Pastor Nakson!!!!


grin grin grin

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