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Cadec007:
ok what are the signs that tell a guy is a V?

naivety wen it comes to sex

Cadec007:
chisos christ. Are u for real?

hell yea

i cant even stand a male virgin..talk more of marrying one......so na me go come dey teach am him duty abi?

Proffdada:
noo e no pain me. Na u get ur life. Na the noise wey u dey make dey disturb

den if d noise dey disturb...abeg shift..one side

sharpwriter:
Wetin nnn? where you come from? I don dey think how I go toast you before na

lolzz...am igbo

sharpwriter:
Are you not Yoruba
Are you not Yoruba

tufiakwaaaaa!!!!

na dem na Afonjassss....d skull and eye miners...Rip to d dead

wink2015:
Glorified colleges.

During the dark days of governor Lucky Igbenedion of Edo state.

He used hospital and finances from the Edo state government to run the medical college of his father 's university - the Igbenedion at Okada' Edo state.

Some of these university were funded with looted public funds.

May be goat, rams and fowl will attend some of these glorified colleges.

Edwin Clarke has equally join the group of private university owners.

It is well.

u are onpoint jare

Proffdada:
dem don chop you clean mouth so tay your emptiness dey make so much noise

...e dey pain u nii...is it ur chopping ....ode..

dis her epic cheek bone..

i will simply do mine back by forgetting his bday shikena...

husbands killing wives.. wives killing husbands...kilon shele bayiiii...

Donjazzy12:
Most young women of nowadays are extremely worthless! Very useless human beings. It is better to sell them and buy recharge card. Or use them and do Suya.

d same way..most young men are highly useless...and seriously worthless and majority are born idiotic perverts.....dey are.better of as a maga/mugu...to just chop him money and clean mouth...

midolian:
The eyes of the groom though
A verified signature of Alcohol.

aswear!!..

Angelanest:
This lovely couple or rather ex-couple are trending online after deciding to make their separation public. The husband identified as Mr Omorode revealed that he and his estranged partner, Doris are no longer together following their divorce today in Delta state. The man also revealed that his ex-partner who is now a free woman should not come near him neither will he go near her.

Journalist Sapele Oghenek shared the divorce update online in pidgin English. Read below;

"From the couple Mr Omorode and Doris , we just divorce now, because the thing nor work. It is good to divorce than for one to die in marriage, I, Mr Omorode have declared that Doris Omoraka is a free woman. She can move with her friends from now upwards. In case anybody see or saw her from today 12th of March 2018, they should know that I Omorode and Doris are not together and she is now free. I Omorode have decided that Doris should not come close to me please, and I will never go close to her. Please inform Sapele, Delta State ,Nigeria and the world at large that we are done. This is the couple final decision for peace to reign"

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/couple-make-divorce-public-wedding-delta-state-photos.html

d guy nose be like trouble maker..

stagger:
Wedding is for a day, marriage is for a lifetime.

If you like, bring 10 presidents and 1000 celebrities to your wedding. Them no go dey with una when issues crop up.

thats y marriage needs serious prayers before getting into it

simonlee:
Women don't understand that the reason why most men start beating their wives after marriage is because after concealing your real face behind all that heavy makeup, and then going to the bathroom to wash it off after the heavy spending is outright fraud!
Tell me how your face will give him joy??

Just saying ooo....

you are as stupid as ur comment....omo ale jati jati

Aden777:
That last one reminded me of the Yoruba babe I once dated...
Abeg I'm not being tribalistic na wetin e b I paint an a swear ...
Stitches wey dey d body pass fatal accident victim wey 7 doctors work on.
I said "babe" see as ur white pants turn brown... She said "No ooo, the color of my pant Is DIRTY WHITE

...dats one dirty chick

Giddymoney:
Nothing is more romantic than seeing the line of a girl panties when she's wearing a tight dress

ashewoo oshii

omooba969:
@bolded,

You mean the fact that - no matter how faithful a man could be, the woman who gonna cheat is still gonna spread her legs like rumour.

people who cheat will always cheat even if dey have got all wat dey want in a person..shikena

omooba969:
Most women are overwhelmed by the prospect of the man cheating on them & so get paranoid overtime. Why not focus on his strengths & help channel his energy accordingly rather than living with a suspicious mind.

Most of us have no idea what marriage entails.

am not gonna live wit a suspicious mind am..just stating a fact..

omooba969:
Getting a loyal gee wouldn't be a problem for you, I suppose.

i pray oo my dear..but if u like be finer dan a mermaid...a man who wanna cheat will cheat

Olii:
This thing called relationship and marriage I tire 4 am, can you ever get the right person? Or maybe can you ever be right for anyone?

i think its honesty.. issues dats killing relationships dis days...most people arent sincere wit demselves in relationship and marriage dis days

allanphash7:
The most difficult institution in life is marriage

aswear!!!...especially dis our generation

BoneBlogger:
A woman who was allegedly abused and maltreated by her husband has been begging him to come and take back his bride price for two years now. According to reports, the mocked her and taunted her with his current girlfriend whom he allegedly said is prettier than her.

The lady is seeking for help to return the bride price and obtain a receipt from the man.

Human rights lawyer, Emeka Ugwuonye shared her update online. Read below;

He abused his wife. He maltreated her. He starved her. He told her that his current girlfriend is prettier. He even denied the vow he made at the altar. He said to her: "I never told you I loved you or that you would be my only wife". He neglected and abandoned her. He threatened her with divorce. He even made a "mock demand" for the refund of the bride price.

After enduring and praying for him to change, she found the courage and left the marriage. Now, for two years, she has been begging him and his people to come and take the bride price and the man has been posting her. He believes that if he does not take the bride price, he would continue to hold the lady hostage and prevent her from remarrying.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/woman-begs-estranged-husband-come-collect-bride-price-photos.html

come and take wich mumu bride price....biko once d divorce paper has been signed u guys can go ur separate way......

darkchild64:
you are wrong,Christianity makes up about 33% of the world population and am sure that if we carefully examine that 33% we might end up with more than 30% hell bound "christians" that I can assure you,do the maths and we have just about 3% christians in the world right now that will go to heaven if they die right now,so from the people living right now we are sure that 97% of the world's population are heading to hell following Christian standards for going to heaven or hell, now this is just our generation alone,people who have died and those yet to be born are not included,l.
If there is no other reason for you to see how ridiculous hell is,I think I just gave you one,so except you are saying that the conditions for getting to heaven would be changed from the ones given in the bible, I can assure you that over 90% of the people who lived and those living would not go to heaven

Right now I find the concept of hell a threat to the society

d thought of hell needs to scare people so dey can change their evil ways

Luukasz:
Ohh you saying neat dressin, not some dress to kill/tryna be the cynosure of all eyes?

i know people like u will still look haggard and dirty...even if u can afford neat dressing

wit all d comments am reading wen christ comes..its so obvious that half of humanity will perish...

Neurotika:
History is filled with enormous numbers of forgotten beings that wasted their years on earth, achieving nothing and preparing for an imaginary world that doesn't exist. Religion is really the worst thing that happened to humanity.

dont worry after ur death u will know whether it exist or not

she looks haggard

Luukasz:
Zuckerberg doesn't care much about dressing and yet he's more respected and known than any Nigerian alive or dead

but he still looks properly dressed and neat

Chikita66:
This is why I don't date Yoruba boys. Can you imagine?

very useless set of people