₦airaland Forum

Octaves:
guy: Adaeze you know want introduce me to this fine babe wey u dey with. (turns to the babe) babe whatsupp.
Adaeze: That's my mum
guy : (now stammering) so...so..ry ma! I thought you were the sister or cousin
Adaeze mum: don't worry sweetheart. I get that all the time. so what's your name.
guy: emmm my name is Olantuji

chaiii...badt guy

preselect:
my dear I no know o o o . . .
wetin I know be say, if I catch her mama. . . . if she dey single. . . . i'm game . . .bro . .

she looks fresh...

KendrickAyomide:
How Ugly yobo go Marry this kind fine woman

yobo is not ugly

i know its an igbo man dat will do dat shiiit....male child rubbish

Papanwamaikpe:
Mmmmh if I catch this one for one corner eeeh

dirty pervert

future slay mama

BdorianGray:
Am not faceless.. U should haveat least replied my PM and my other mentions.

i replied...i have one thousand and one people who sent me an email from NL...i replied u

CastedDude:
A Nigerian Pastor, Anderson Chinenye‬ has been reported to have come back to life at the mortuary after his supposed death in Abia state. According to online reports, the pastor underwent an operation at the Federal Medical Center (FMC) in Umuahia, Abia state capital following heart issues and was said to have given up the ghost.

He was allegedly certified dead by the doctors yesterday morning and was about being deposited at the mortuary before "waking" up this morning according to reports.

His church members and friends have taken to Facebook to celebrate his 'return to the land of the living'.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/pastor-reportedly-comes-back-life-mortuary-certified-dead-photos.html

abeg he was in a coma..nobody dies and comes back to life.. biko...

BdorianGray:
We can be like them 70 years on from the day you say YES to me

..how can i accept a proposal from a faceless person

cruchenutii:
Yea right, but not harmless to my pocket lol. I'm fine being single lol.

whether u single or not.. u must spend on a woman its inevitable

Euouae:
4 kids

That number alone is enough to get a man mad. But am not justifying his act, but just trying to imagine what runs through the mind of an average man with 4 kids

it much right...2..is enough for me i swear..d third child might be adopted...

Coitus:
She is forgot to mention how many politicians she slept with to make it possible,she didn't mention connection that she gathered, not even Obasanjo's influencial hand. Nonsense.

Believe this bitch at your own risk,life is not that smooth in Nigeria. Almost every rich business person in Nigeria got their start up funds from illegal means. Tibubu from drug business, Adenuga from IBB,Dangote from unanimous northern political support which he is also the biggest money launder in Nigeria, kalu from abịa state government money, in fact the list goes on.

Fúck all them rich people in Nigeria

madam stop hating and go do ur own runs instead of wallowing in poverty

yeyerolling:
People who used connect/fronting to make it shud fuk off abeg. IBB gave u OML cos u be hin wife padi. Where in the world does a tailor get oil mining license. Madam just sits at home with her 45% share of OML. Get total and odas to operate it and she gives dem share of profits. Oniranu.Pple like cosmas maduka too will come bobo us hw dey made it. Bt in reality na runs and connects

atleast all d waka wey she waka...pay am..

pinnket:


All thanks to IBB for her...

i swear.. na connection make am rich

EvilChild:
Dirty looking old yoruba pigs

ode...u no go kuku reach their age before u die

EvilChild:
Dirty looking old yoruba pigs

ode

YoungLionken:
Wow, the youths for the village don finish o... As grandma and grandpa go don use many of dem heads to prolong their own lifespan ooo... Pls try and send a strong priest to deliver the people... I suspect that they are from Edo state, and I know what am saying before some immature fellows would attack me in here

u obviously know u an ode

awwwwn..so lovely...i just love dis...dey stayed irrespective of their flaws...now dats tru love......i pray for dis for me and everyone who wish dem well

paper tinz

cruchenutii:
Lol, I always run when I meet yellow babes. Before you know it. You will start giving her half go your Salary Lol

...dont run from us we are harmless

cruchenutii:
Mtchew! No wonder you are Yellow! You too like money. Shiooor

why wont i like money...

bobokeshington:
Right now, To Give Person Bele Dey Hungry Me......

lol

humanbeing4th:
i don't have any

at 23..forget about girls and make money

humanbeing4th:
Pls Matured Nairalanders Is Dis Spiritual Or Just Me?? Abeg Help Me

am a guy of around 23 years, I have the look, I get d stature, I got d voice, I get the sweet talking, I use d confidence but still av never had a girlfriend in my life, girls do compliment me a lot but still av never successfully woo any girl in my life, they av all turn me down , pls dis is a serious issue, wat can I do

work on ur hygiene... u may have mouth odor...no insults tho...

kcee..go just dey laff dis one....ode!

Ngokafor:
No you are not..i havent either

me too i havent seen it...i traded it with den of thieves wen i went to d cinemas

donstan18:
Easier claimed than done.

no mind am dat kind tin never jam am

Konquest:
^^^^ ^^^^ @Rozaytee
You're a brilliant babe... and you've got self-worth and self-control. I like that in a woman.
Love your response to the TRASH from that so-called church priest!
I mean... there is nothing wrong in a priest wooing a babe if he is NOT from the celibate group, and is serious. It's the method he used, and the circumstances that seems irritating... It's very obvious he has been doing the SAME thing to vulnerable young ladies in the past who have come to meet him for personal counselling. Sometimes... self-determination and the inner resolve to get over ones demons or addictions is the BEST way to resolve issues without going to many of these "so-called religious priests" who are NOT fully equipped for some of these challenges that people face in their lives. Some just went into religion because they wanted to get out of poverty.
Cheers!

i agree with u

stupid myth by some dumb Nigerians..biko d mermaid dress up is cute..

madgoat:
Thank you
Hoping to read ur own pity story soon

ode

madgoat:
Very sharp guy... He got rid of the baggage in his life. His wife will not come out and say how she might have been frustrating the man oh. She will only come and say her own side of the story so as to gather pity.
Kudos to the man... He desired something and acted on it. No time for rubbish.

ode