Abeg forget dat ur Papa jare and live ur life he had lived his... He should leave u... Biko

daxon001:


Na. Single to stupor ;

Should my number come through?

i saw a ring tho

candlewax:
the prostitute looks like an old man, some guys really need help. Imagine giving that old prostitute money because I want to get laid

men keep disgracing demselves since 100BC

daxon001:


Oya come

married man

Rolly22:


Why Don't you allow your Useless God fight for himself instead of Hurling insults on me on his behalf.

ode... for d fact u don't believe in God doesn't mean u should curse him ok...try get sense u are too old for this

Nigerians are d problem of Nigeria

TechCapon:
Twenty five rounds 7.6 mm ammunition were pumped into his body

Jesus, this shows that he really offended some wicked people and they took it very personal

Am telling u

SageMK:
H I P for the HIP HIP HIP

P O P O for the HIPPOPO

and T A M U S for the HIPPOPOTAMUS,

HIPPOPOTAMUS !!

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SageMK:
So marriage is all about scrubbing sexual urges?!

What about the responsibilities that comes with that?
How do you expect two teenagers to carter for a child?!


I started having sexual urges at 5.
I am still yet to get married. Did I die?

Very soon Nigeria will be overpopulated.
With very little resources available for the masses.

You guys just keep reproducing like rats.

— No technological advancements.
— No home training

Just sex that's all.



Bunch of illiterates.
It's a dangerous thing to allow fools to go live on TV.

3 gbosa for u my dear... U said it all.. D only thing Nigerians sabi na to fvck and born like chicken

Uncle u need bra ooo.. Chimoooo

victorian:
If guys coming onto ladies on her 30s and cannot hold body to understand whom they want to date and possibly marry, then they can go and hunt for other ladies who give their pussy so free at any given fucvking time.
If you think because I'm in my 30s that means I will open legs for you like expressway, u guys are joking or better still in dreamland.

Don't u guys even have conscience? U see a lady in her 30s, she dey her own jeje, u carry your left legs, saying all sorts of lie to have a date with her. OK fine, she believes u and accept a date, on that first date na to jump on her as if you guys have been locked up in a desert without sex Or a female specie for years!
Haba! U guys should take it easy! If really u are interested in having something stable and real with her, then no need trying to rape her on first, second dates!
Shebi she's evening newspaper like you guys like to say, then leave her the fucvk alone! Than adding your sex depraved dick to her life.

Jeez!

Some men disgust me so much , am serious.

Just jumping at a woman as if u guys are camels! Yuck!

Try such with me and I will so kick that your dick so hard and push u off! And that's the end of the useless lies to get inbetween my laps.

I rather remain single for life than be used randomly by guys because I wan marry. God forbid!

some Nigerian men are complete shitholes

deltateam:


Op from my understanding of your post. You want girls to sleep with whoever they are dating before marriage. This is dangerous and I hate the idea already. Later your kind will say that girls are hoes.

From your perspective, if she's not a born again or a virgin, she has no right over her body. That's another bull crap.

So going by your writeup, if every girl were to sleep with guys they are dating. It simply means they would have slept with at least 50 men before marriage. What will that make her? The idea is sickening in itself.

dont mind d daft op

Checked86:
Transferred aggression? Well, one made me look like an unholy soul just because i kept disturbing her for sex.

u sef why u dey disturb for fvck upandan

Ishilove:
All these men commenting here are women wrapper. We let you comment on your thread and now there Is one here for us but you will not allow us comment in peace. Ndi woman wrapper.

To the question-

1) Bowler hats- Especially if you have a big head.

2) Sagging trousers- Just in case you didn't know, trouser sagging originated from US prisons. Prisoners don't wear belts so their trousers sag, so when these ex-cons were released back into the society it had become a part of them. For this reason, anytime you sag your trousers instead of holding them up with your belt like a responsible person, always keep the origin of this fashion form at the back of your mind.

3) Crazy jeans- It doesn't speak well of you. It smacks of immaturity.

4)Skinny Jeans- Especially when you have a big butt. I mean, it's so gayish. Why on earth will you as a man wear skinny jeans that is originally meant for women? Female jeans are designed to flatter a woman's form and natural contours. I don't know exactly which contour a man wants to show off.

i hate dat skinny jeans ehn... Some will have spaghetti looking legs and still wear skinnies

Oluromantic:
Girls that give all these conditions are girls of early 20s o. Shey na woman weh don 35 dey look 40 for front go see whether one nail dirty? Na menopause she dey see.. Dem go enter before dem begin change d man small small no be say dem go dey call one thing turn-off. Na man fit talk that one.

keep being dirty na... Ode

freemanbubble:
Bros
Them nor dey carry get Hiv like that because you fuckkked a girl without condom

You can still fuckkk a woman with HIV without condom and still you won't be infected

The only way you can get hiv easily is when you have other sexual infection that you didn't treat before Having sex!
Especially syphillis. Once you have symptoms of syphillis please don't have sex anymore until you are treated.
If not you will get hiv easily

wise talk

BornnAgainChild:
I have tried this several times but i end up using the money

me too o

falcon01:
hmm. I've giving too much and got so little

well such is life... It is well

Starboytwo:
Bra.....i hate it when a babe is putting on bra....

u are on weed

falcon01:
See am looking for someone to SET my soul FREE looking for someone to LOVE me COMPLETELY looking for someone to give me TRUE LOVE!

d point is are u ready to give tru love equally

Davash222:
Borbrisky as a woman is finer than 90% of Nairaland girls.












Please let’s not argue about this, we’re adults here.

...yes oo

Having kids at dat late age can be risky

adanny01:


Mine was worst.

I was at Sheraton for a meeting, the meeting was over, I started feeling the contraction like a woman in labour. I thought to myself either i use the toilet in the hotel or go to my office. The contraction wasn't too pressing at that moment so i decided to head to office where it will be most convenient (i spend time in the loo). A big mistake it turn out to be.

On the way, the contractions increased, i was sweating and shivering profusely i had to turn the ac to max. By the last under pass u turn to my office, i could not drive anymore and couldn't hold it anymore.

I parked, luckily, police used to check vehicles there but they where not there. There was some tall grasses but inside a barb fence i could not find access. Meanwhile, i was in an unbelievable state of confusion and distress, practically holding it back with my breathe.

With no one on sight, just opened the front passenger door, dropped my trousers and let it flow on the foot mat. Some ppl were coming, i had no time so i pulled my trousers up and sat. They passed without suspicion but i stained both boxers and trousers.

Luckily i had a full set of clothes in the boot. I also had a bottle of water. I disposed both my boxers and car foot mat, cleaned myself, wore a new boxer and trousers. I went home straight, before getting home, bought air freshener sprayed the car, dropped the car at the car wash and walked home.

I told only my wife.

...chai shit no dey respect anybody oo

Athena4:
If you menstruate and you have never STARTED BLEEDING ALL OVER THE FUCKÎNG PLACE, IN PUBLIC.FAAAAR AWAY FROM ANY PAD WHATSOEVER.(because you weren't expecting aunty Flo so early) You never start be that. The thought of attempting to sit down is like contemplating suicide. This shît is one of the worst things on Earth.

one day it happened to me mine was so heavy it was dripping at d bustop see run... Lol.. I hopped bike Omo... It wasn't funny and I was on my way to work o

Foolishmasses:
I didn't know my mother, been trying to live since I was 3....no joke here. Reason why I hate everything around me.


Happy mother's day to those of you that have and don't take them play oo...abeg

it is well

shevon:
I can't, she died 8 years ago

still celebrate her she lives on

BOOOMNAIJA:
ONE THING I'VE NOTICED IS THAT ALL THESE AGBERO GUYS WEY DEY BEG MONEY UPANDAN DEY ACTUALLY SHAG REALLY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.....ONE MORE REASON WHY I WILL ALWAYS REMAIN A MISOGYNIST....LADIES ARE POO AND WORTHLESS.

including ur mother... He-goat

Abagworo:


Men are polygamous in nature. Modern Western culture killed legitimate polygamy and introduced increased sexual immorality.

mtcheeeew

XhosaNostra:


Girl, my head is still reeling upon hearing what happened to Wendy Williams. You know who she is, right?
Well anyway, her husband of over 20 years has been seeing someone on the side for 10 years & the mistress just had a baby a couple of days ago.
They say Wendy hired a private investigator some time last year because she was suspicious. She found out that her husband bought this other chic a house not too far from their own home. She started drinking & ended up in rehab. During one of her husband's visits at the sober house, guess who was waiting inside the car? The other woman of course. The man has the audacity not only to move his side piece into his neighborhood, taking her with him to visit his wife, but apparently, she even comes along on family vacations & the wife knew nothing about it.
That's the type you smother in their sleep!

Aswear hunter Williams is the most useless husband on earth haba... I really pity Wendy... Look at d way he just disgraced her turning her into a laffing stock

icebird25:
*Cheating on your wife doesn't mean that you don't love her. It's like hiring taxi when you have your own car at home. It saves tires, ensure longer lasting beauty and reduces mileage.*

ode

ANGELMARVE:
The most baffling aspect of it all is that the wives are More beautiful, educated and more classy than the side chicks and you begin to wonder how blind and foolish some husbands are.
I won't blame the side chick, she saw a fool and she took advantage.
As for the ladies, may you never marry a man that will bring shame to the family.

Amen ooo

paddyofboss:

U never see teacher when dem dey pay 14k..married man with kids

asin ehn very pathetic