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Before marriage: calm calm calm
After marriage: one year query na inside room second year query na family members go come dey settle the matter third year query na your street and police go dey settle the matter
Fourth year query na prison or grave yard na go finally settled the matter

Peachy14:
Inside life

Wetin dey inside life

Pull it down BLM

Nmezor:
Not a bad idea but sometimes u could be lonely...Getting a roommate won't be a bad idea though

Roommate or fuckingmate?

Women are dangerous no matter how you please them evil mind live with them die with them

So as a man i will advise you to marry urself �

Anytime she do anyhow drop her off at her father house or where you pick her from

Nor Sense

Onyi22:
This is the type of guy am praying for, not those ones that soak garri in the morning, afternoon n night then come online to type rubbish wit their free MB from M T N...
Dating a broke ass guy all in the name of Love is scam,
ladies pls don't settled for a frustrated broke ass guy all in the name of ''things will get better.. ''
Dump his ugly ass immediately u find someone more richer, wealthier, famous than him...
We have many depressed n frustrated ones on this forum

Just like you because if you dey okay you for don see better guy marry but unfortunately ��������

Fwol nor dey lay eggs for night

Better say Interpol catch am than corona virus am.

Safe journey Papa

Everything is fake including her birthday

sammysneh:
Oluwa wetin dy happen for naija
Zero security,its very bad

Na oluwa be your president?

If you like love 10 boys and have 101 boyfriend's

You are still mad �

Aizen123:
Please I need advice. I lost my Dad over 2 months now and he hasn't been buried due to the pandemic. My Uncle's are all in Lagos and can't come back.

So after the lockdown was over we decided to go to the village.. On getting I discovered that his shop was open and all the money going into the first Uncle (first son) account.. So I called my uncle because he told me it was locked and he was saying did he need my permission before to open the shop and i decided to just control myself because i like peace and i decided to go to the house in the village...

On getting there I called my uncle and he told me the keys are with them in Lagos ... That it was waybilled and i said ok and went back with my brother and sister.

Fast forward today... I got a call from someone in the village that my Dad's burial death has been fixed and i was wowed because as the first son i haven't been told yet by my uncle's. So right now i am about acting but i need advice.

If you like take my advice if you like don't take
Don't act any grama
Call your uncle let him know about the news don't raise your voice on phone try to be gentle for God sake
If your uncle comfirm the news then let him know you and your siblings are coming to the village for the burial arrangement so that your dad will rest in peace
Your assignment is not finish yet through out the burial don't let your dad down finish the gentle man your dad raise then after the burial say goodbye to everyone in peace go and live your life you are more than what you think don't waste your precious time with some taut

Finally Rest in peace to your dad the Lord is your strength

That's na nigga Trump leave it or take it ma nigga Donald

And the winner goes to danrele
So now what seun?

Na them them

Na Snake dey born snake thank God say nor be John Terry she suck ���


The only people wey i dey fear for this life na who nor dey fear woman

FrankBass281:
what can I say,I don't know,I am out

Enter house the best for you

wizod:
What is d problem with dis boy's penis, very amateur

Na your penis?

Who born 8?

Obaseki forget that level na we dey here oluwole product
Ask buhari na we turn he garri school certificate to uni Port own

I'm very sure this list is coming out from buhari and he boys stupid list just like APC


Good afternoon the great CR7 you are number one in our list

My God father bless you as you cash out

Na we dey here

For which contree?

Thanks to who ever did the makeup if not na money for shame

This bitch tryna shake the table ?


Bitch let my brother go if you want to shake the chair �

Snipespeter:
This life self, you try to hold a meaningful conversation with your girlfriend she will say that you are claiming you know it all.
You keep quiet for peace to reign, they say you are not smart. I tire oh

FTC since I joined nairaland 2013. This week will be great. Oga Seun, where should I send my account details ���

Send your account details to EFCC Lagos branch thank you we are looking forward to see you as well

paulolee:
we don hear...dts not our problem because they are both footballers and football aint played on I.G..incase u dnt kno messi jus joined recently and i hear some group of barca media team do control that page...call me when cr7 wins the next ucl, golden boot, any football trophies or awards and most especially the ballon d or because dts what they are both known for...last week its the first billionaire award and now its Instagram award, maybe next week would be twitter award and it would keep me thinking if cr7 is still a footballer or now a bussinessman that the media are now rating him based on business perspective bt i know for his fans, anything that would make it sound that he is better than messi is welcom...football would still resume, let him keep winning these awards and messi keeps winning on the pitch and we would see which of them uefa would rate to give next ballon d or...congrats cr7

Apc messy sight on nairalanding

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Oshiomhole and his fuckkking loyalist are wasting their time.
Na Edo state we dey
Obaseki is gonna fuckkk oshiomhole up anyday anytime twice on election Day
Oshiomhole don't know what he has put his hand into
You don't fuckkk with the wake and see governor and go Scot free
Edo people and their ancestors got obaseki's back

How many of una dey he back this boy? Me nor dey my family nor dey my 101 friends nor dey who go dey with obaseki

recievesense:
The comments will tell you that some Africans hate the fact They are black!

Including you

brownemmanuel43:
May thunder fire that son of bitch and bastard. It pains me most whenever I see anything domestic violence, men are to protect women not the other way round. If u want to see the red eye of my late grand father, just torch any girl in his presence, u are in for the shit the late man will dish to u.
The generation of men/guys we have this is something else, no anger control, just few I have come across that I can say yes, they indeed real men.
REAL MEN DON'T BEAT THE WOMAN, NO MATTER WHAT

Slay queens never touch this one but I believe say na gun you go carry

When the elders start to fool themselves the kids start to insult them

Donald Trump 2020