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wale377:

Dem fit park car inside that nose i swear

dancok:
That's it, all this books (whites books) are not applicable in Africa, we are blacks with black character, they will win op for their meal ticket.

Lolzzzzz, Writers will want to sell there books too, all na just manipulation tools.

hezekade:
Lego

U look like a criminal

peacebe1815:
Read books on how to build relationship. I recommend you read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie. Am sure you will improve after you are through with the book.

Does those friends really wanna win you

Unik3030:
dont mind that frog eye baby elephant. I have never bothered to check her pic until now. I swear down men don suffer, but brosie no blame d girl when guys no dey call her,her escape route is to claim feminist.see mouth like praying kettle

I knew someone will mention something related to frog..


Tchaiiiii...

koyyes:
And we are still here. Obsessing over sex and marriage because that's all we can ever achieving using our genitals.

One 1diot will soon come online and talk about culture and heritage using a phone his race can never produce.

Sorry for the dark continent.

You said the truth bro.. nothing but the truth..

AngelJennifer:
Please don't allow Nairaland destroy your relationship it might mean nothing to her. Just call her to order. The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know. Just be sure she is not cheating and continue with your marriage.

Angels that i know are good, and they are with the ALMIGHTY GOD in Heaven..

You see why most of you guys are afraid of leaving anything toxic is because of being AFRAID OF STARTING FROM THE SCRATCH..
Don't worry you learn the hard way..

Lordbellish:
she always telling me she dry, baby can't u see am dry and me being dry means I'm not in the mood...

or if she concepts to making love, once she cums, she pushes me away... and now do a hand job on me b4 I cum... (sorry I'm spelling everything out like this) I'm seriously hurting

Bros.... run.. run run run...


U go hear am when u wife am

sandra50:
Which boys?2 of his sons are boko Haram..they joined their mother in killing their father just because the mother started taking care of them after the mother sold his house..cares..rendered his business useless all in the name of doing politics that she never won any but kept sleeping around with them.

He told me my daughter..all my children no one is by myself..they have all left me because I nolonger have money..this was the last discussion I had with him and so many other things he said before he had stroke like 3 months later which lead to his death for weeks later.
I don't even know if it's the woman that covered him with a nylon back so she wouldn't have to carry his poo for long because he told me we wouldn't even know if they kill him in that house.

This is really lot to bear, how did you overcome this

EfemenaXY:
Divorce. Divorce. Divorce.

Divorce isn’t always the answer to marital problems and should never be taken lightly especially when there are children involved.

This should only ever be the last resort if all else has failed.

Besides, there’s always three sides to every story:

~ His side
~ Her side
~ The truth

Based purely on your side of the story, you need to do some serious soul searching and ask yourself why your wife changed overnight.

The first few years of marriage are the honeymoon stage. You courted this woman for 11 months. That’s quite a while to have studied her. There is no way a person can keep up the pretence for 11 long months (unless yours was a long distance relationship?). There must have been red flags. You just chose to ignore them.

Nonetheless, there HAS to be a reason why she’s suddenly turned 360^os on you. Obviously there appears to be:

1. An emotional black hole in your relationship. The ex turning up is a symptom of the underlying issues with your marriage. A woman would only turn to an ex or another man if her emotional needs aren’t being met. For example when discussing with your wife, do you seek her opinion / input or do you wave aside her views? Do you say “Thank you” to make her feel appreciated when she gives / does something you are a recipient of? What is your sex life like with her? Do you take the time to satisfy her needs? Or is it all about you, you, and you? Is life with you one endless boring routine? Or do you make efforts to spice it up?

2. Trust Issues. When a wife starts stashing away huge sums of cash in secret, it means she’s preparing a nest egg for herself and her kids without you in the picture. Most times this action arises from betrayal or if she perceives you to have betrayed her. Have you ever cheated on her? Or done something to make her feel insecure in your union?

3. Immaturity. A refusal to acknowledge one’s fault / mistake and apologise accordingly is usually down to misplaced pride and immaturity. Wisdom comes with age. How old is your wife?

For a marriage to work, both parties have to roll up their sleeves and get stuck in. You have to ask yourself if there’s any part of you that wants to salvage the marriage. If you do, then you need to ask your wife if she’s still interested in the marriage too.

If the answer is “yes” from both of you, then both of you need to make the effort to save it. Start by seeking help from a neutral third party such as a marriage counsellor. Book a couple of sessions with them so you and wifey can talk through your issues.

Your problems didn’t start today. They’ve festered for over four years so you need to be patient and not expect everything to be miraculously resolved in one day. A lot of patience, perseverance, and constant communication will be needed to get your relationship back to a healthy state.

It is well.

royalamour Abeg no mind wetin dis mumu type abeg,
Remember when there is life there is hope, pls we no wan hear see any news of husband been stabbed here on nairaland oooo..


Abeg flee from anything toxic in your life

CreepyBlackpool:
So you expect people to use their hard earned money to buy your songs and pay for your shows but you won't give back a little something to your fans in need

you must be steewwpeeed

Na wa ooo u seff don follow get this self entitlement mentality

NothingDoMe:
I disagree. The same way a few foreigners see opportunities is the same way just a handful of Nigerians get those opportunities. Besides most of those foreigners are going for tourism.

Now kindly tell me what is wrong what our own tourism system? Terrorism and mismanagement? Sole dependence on crude oil:Easy money for the Nigerian government that involves little or no work and no brains and no stress to come by?

Nigeria will never explore other creative means of generating revenue until crude oil is finished.

Instead of the government to boost tourism and create jobs, they are busy trying to tax beggars and check your generators for emission.

Why coming to Nigeria for the opportunity, why can't they stay in their country too for the opportunity, must they come to Nigeria.

I no know wetin i do to this mod or anti bot system, dem don block me for 3 straight days now, abii nairaland don dey jealous say we dey learn french nii.

victor247:
Hi, I sent you a mail. I'd like to get some details about CEBELAE as I am interested in going there. Thank you in anticipation of a swift response.

Ok no probs

LordFriar:
Hello everyone. I made some wrong choices way back. Naive me was led into believing that the CaroWhite lotion was a non-skin bleacher; the seller assured me what I had to fear was CaroTone. But now, some 2 weeks after, my hands are lighter than my knuckles which are resilient chocolate browns.

So, someone please, what do I do to revive my dark complexion? I have tried suntanning - or more appropriately, sundarkening - & I've noticed no improvements. Is there some cosmetic solution you know of? Or non-cosmetic others?

Use shea butter (ori in yoruba language)

cronsberg:
Hello dear, your first sentence says "je suis dan l'Avion on vourye au paris mentenant. Purquor?" . Thats my off head understanding of your first sentence. Try and correct me pls. Thats my own way of learning french one step at a time. Merci

Je vais à Paris utilisant l'avion toute maintenant/ de suite pourquoi ?

Ou
je voyage à Paris dans un avion maintenant , pourquoi?

cronsberg:
From my little understanding and without using google translate, you first said its a very excellent idea. You could start by google searches, french journals/papers, i dont know about the other sentences but toujour means everyday right? And your last sentence? Anyway have i tried in translating your french writing? Btw merci boucoup

Lolzzzzz, toujour means always while everyday means toutes les jours, my last statement you can try to read the news but always listen to the audio..

I hope my response helped( j'espère que ma petite parole vous aides)

cronsberg:
Salut et tous. I am extremely happy to come across this thread, and now am making it my new year resolution to intensively study french for the whole of 2019 via self study, interacting with some french speakers i know and listening to french radio and tv stations so that in early 2020 by the grace of God, i will take the TEF exam head on. Thank god i already have some foundational french since.

C'est une idée très excellente, tu peut commencer par cherchant sur Google, journal en français facile. Tu peut essayer à lire mais écouter toujour à l'émission.

J'ai espéré que ma petite parole vous aides.


Mod no go ban me for typing french oo..

Mac2016 your otumokpo strong ooo..

Well that good, he his always a motivation to his teammates.

SIMPLYkush:
how does this news repair someone with a cone head wife's womb?

Na wa oooo... na Naija confam Rnb star u dey follow talk so

Na wa oooo.. these northern states sha, it always violent stories that comes out from there.

Bishop346:
I do not understand Canada express entry route.
Explain please.

https://www.nairaland.com/4843199/canadian-express-entry-federal-skilled

This is the link to the thread, on reading you will understand it very well, i really don't know how to explain it.

post=73857283:
If Nigeria were to be China, over 95% of PDP members would have been executed for looting the treasury...
A fact that is so verifiable,
but OBITUARY still says there are 2 millions vehicles in Nigeria and Mexico is part of BRICS, well,
he knows most of his supporters are ignorant and dull!
You see them everywhere around shouting about a cloned 75 years old.
Dull people!

And there will never be Apc members, because most of the looters have migrated to Apc.

pepe1:
Yeah thanks for the info but I sure can't afford 4hrs per day.

I had 4 months free after i finished my studies, that how i was able to go for A2 french but couldn't continue because i have to do Nysc..

pepe1:
Kindly give more details about this school, the programmes they offer, cost and any other useful info.

Thanks.

The school name is Cebelae, the school is located at pharmacie Marina, after topa bridge, while the head office is located at Gbegamey à côte d'information..

They teach from A1 to B2, and each level runs for 3months..

The payment can be made in 3ways, which are:

1. Direct payment 120k cfa

2. 2 months instalment 70k the first month n 70kcfa the 2nd month

3. 3months instalment, 55cfa first month, 55k cfa 2nd month, 55k cfa 3rd month.

When you get to the head office, you will write a placement test to determine your class..

And it 4hrs per day monday to friday.

Hope this information helps?.

njbybrthnly:
I agree with you boss but he has said he does not have the time...are we going to drag him there?

Lolzzzzzzz


No we can not, he has made his choice all i gave was my advice

njbybrthnly:
Since you don't want to consider AF, you could go to any of the universities and approach any lecturer in the French department, they may be able to recommend someone.

Cotonou is preferable to me because there we do lot of conversation and lot of letter writing with everyday activities, i had to stop at Level A2 because of this Nysc stuff which will be useful in claiming 1year working experience.

Bhussola:
Hello, this thread has really encouraged my decision to learn French and eventually write the TEF exam. Thank you all for the resources shared and the insights given. God bless you all!

I plan to begin learning in January(starting from scratch as I have no knowledge except the mumbo jumbo taught in high school) and would appreciate if anyone can please recommend a private tutor(AF is an option but quite expensive), i reside on the Lagos mainland.

Congratulations and Goodluck to all that have aced the test and those waiting on their results respectively. Hope to hear from you. Merci

If you don't mind, you can go to Cotonou to learn it, it will be better that way, i also went there although i finished at the A2 level, because i have to do my mandatory 1yr Nysc which I'm doing now, the name of the school is CEBELAE .

I hope it helps?