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Alexaonfleek:
So I was talking about this with a friend of mine(a guy by the way) and he was like it isn't possible at this age. I told him that I wanted to keep mine till I got married and he said there's no way I won't be tempted to do it before then.

Well, we argued about it and I was trying to tell him that it's very possible. He told me that I'll just end up being addicted to masturbation if I didn't 'release' my sexual tension.

We eventually stopped arguing and closed the topic but when I thought about it, I was actually wondering if it's possible or I'm just being naive.

I really want to keep my virginity till my wedding night but I myself don't even know if this is possible. Please ladies and gentlemen, I need your thoughts about this.

This one never clock 20, make una no mind am...

Naijaguy12345:
Uganda president is equivalent to a local government chairman in Nigeria.

Coming from someone who uses generator to charge his phone..

okomile:

People wear rags and it's called fashion.

Okomile


Obomitutu

Donshaga:
Most guys don't know how to text girls and spark attraction.

If you're you're among those guys that don't know how to woo women when texting her on WhatsApp or Facebook.

Don't worry man because in this post you'll learn the Top Best Ways to Text Women That Get Her To Like You & What To Text Her In Certain Situation.
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WARNING: This informative post is quite long and not for lazy readers , if you're that type then leave this post now
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Alright... let's roll..

#1 Blame Her For Trying To Seduce You:-

This is an extremely powerful method of texting girls because this buy into that frame of mind and conditions her to start pursuing and chasing you.

Use this technique throughout all of your interactions (including face-to-face) and watch the attraction skyrocket.

Example:
HER:"Guess What!"
YOU: "You want to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me ? You're so naughty :p


HER: “How are you?”
YOU: “what in bed?….jeez you’re too forward! :p”
HER “haha that’s not what I meant!”
YOU: “yeah right...you're so bad”

HER: “Guess What!”
YOU: “Let me guess....you want to grab a drink and get me drunk so you can take advantage of me? You are so bad!!

HER: "Ok , good night, I'm going to bed now"
YOU: "Hey, slow down girl..we just met I can't go to bed with you yet"

#2:Cocky & Funny:-

Women know that cocky guys are usually confident guys. However, cockiness alone can appear rude and arrogant, and most women don’t want to date that type of guy.

Try to mix cockiness with a touch of humor as this is very effective, and will set you apart from the average (needy) guys who try to seek her approval. It also jokingly sets the framework that she is chasing you, which baits her to play along and agree to that role.

YOU : Stop it ..*smiles*
HER: Stop what ?
YOU : "Thinking about me.. you'll get to see me again soon enough"

YOU : "Congratulations!"
HER : "for what?"
YOU : I was just thinking of you . Congratulations

YOU : So are you in love with me yet ?
HER : lol..no we've just met.
YOU: LOL.. You're really good at playing this hard-to-get thing, but just give it a few more days.*smiles*

#3 Bait & Switch
You essentially bait her into thinking that you are saying one thing — like being totally overly into her — and then switch to something else — like teasing her or being cocky.
It's like lowering her attraction for a moment so that you can increase it even higher

Example:
YOU:“I can't stop thinking about...........*smiles*”
HER: “me? ”
YOU: “No. Lollipops. Why would I be thinking about you? jk :p

•I know it’s wrong, I know it’s too early and I know I’m probably being desperate, but I really have to tell you this, I can’t hold it back any longer. You’ll probably think I’m insane, that I'm going too far, and you might even despise me a little for saying this, but please understand that I’m only doing it because I think it’s right, because I can’t hold back my true feelings any longer….I think Tiwa Savage is really really hot."
Note: This works great especially if she’s told you who her female crush is . Just replace, “Tiwa Savage” with the name of her female crush.

#4 Interesting Questions;
•If you knew you had a week to live what would you do?” “
•Would you rather have a guy who is a great kisser or a great dancer?”

•“Would you rather have a guy that is an amazing lover or has a lot of money?


#5 After You Have Slept With Her
YOU: “Stop...
HER: “What ?”
YOU: “....distracting me....I keep thinking about last night. Bad girl

•YOU: “I can't believe...”
HER: “What?”
YOU: “How incredibly sexy you were last night ”“


#6After You Got Her Phone Number During The Day;

The first text you send a woman after you get her number should never be boring or generic. It should be fun and interesting, string up emotions inside of her and baiting her to reply back.

“Hey, it's John nice meeting you today!” is an awful first text and is what most guys send. If you can, include a playful nickname that uses callback humor — recalling something funny from when you met her
Hey [Nickname] + crazy/random/cool/fun meeting you just now.... + [Bait Question/Statement] + [Your Name]

Example:-
YOU: “Hey Talented Tanya so crazy meeting you just now....do you always do that to guys you just meet? -[your name]
(Note: This will drive her crazy wondering what she did to you)
HER: “Haha do what?”
YOU: “Totally distract guys when they’re innocently minding their own business lol.

•: “So cool meeting you just now....are you always so friendly? -[your name]

#7 RESPONDING TO TESTS
Examples of tests from women via text are, “I have a bf,” “I want you to take me to dinner,” “I don't sleep with guys on the first date,” “I'm not that kind of girl,” “can I bring a friend?” or she may just not respond at all.
Here are some examples of how to respond to a test to show that you are unaffected;

HER: “I don't know If I should hang out with you ”
YOU: “Hmm and here I thought you said you're the fun-loving, adventurous, live-by-your-own-rules kind of girl. You're making me wonder now.”
HER: “I am that kind of girl….you just seem like a bad boy ”
YOU: “Ok prove it.....when are you free next week ?

•Do you text all guys like this....or just guys you are attracted too?”
•Well your still my favorite little brat……well your at least in the top 5”
•“That’s minus 2 cool points :p
• “You are too adorable….what are we gonna do with you

#7 If She Doesn't Respond Your Text

YOU: “Hey I saw a cute little cat the other day and it reminded me of you. Hope you didn't turn into a cat. If you don't reply I will assume the worst.”
HER: “haha no I've just been super busy with school”
YOU: “hmmm....well I'm going to call you in 5 minutes just to make sure this isn't the cat texting me...”
Note: Then you can just call her

•OMG did u get kidnapped into white slavery or something? Holla back

#8 :Funny Answers to Common Questions

HER: “What have you been up too?”
YOU: “Oh not much just busy fighting evil terrorists and rescuing orphans from burning buildings, you know the usual”

HER: “Who is this?”
YOU: “Your future ex-husband. You just weren't spontaneous enough for me in the bedroom -Chris

HERl: “How was your day?”
YOU: “Well, your evil step-mother had me locked up in the castle. But I broke free. Now we can live together happily ever after.


That's it guys. Now you know how to flirt over text.

Till then
-Chris

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Mtcheeeeewwwww

All i see is growing rocks, which could grow to be like olomo rock Abeokuta, it will serve as tourist centre in future nice thinking from the governor ja re..

Eberechi24:
drop one word for him.

He will ban you

tisawa:
Good job everyone,

Please an agent want to help I and my family with a work visa in Canada and promise us it is easy to change to resisdence permit when we get there, pls how through is this.

Thanks

Wow I'll like to see the agent's work visa too ooo....


Na confam scam u dey see so

Ahmed0336:
Where Jim Iyke, Timaya, Phyno are, you will never find peter there.

That because Peter is busy discussing what will benefit him with P Diddy

Fabolousibk1:
THREAT CANNOT SUBDUE A WOMAN: LOVE WILL(Worth reading for wise men)

THE LION INSIDE A MAN DOES NOT EAT A WOMAN.
......

At one time, a newly married young man was shouting at his 20 years’ old wife. His father called him inside and said to him, 'We only shout at people our threats could give fear but not the same to a woman, especially the one you call your wife. The way you are shouting, you are giving away your power and she is the one you are giving it to. Your threats make her stronger'.

Most men believe that when a woman is being threatened, she is subdued. Thats a lie! Let us not be blind and still feel we have our eyes wide open.

Why is it that the moment a man starts having sex even with a 15 year old girl, she stops fearing him. If she were used to running to hide before when she sees him, that stops?

I will tell you something about women we have never believed.

Eve first talked with serpent, the enemy of God. She never feared to meet with him. She was the one who brought Adam closer to the serpent. Adam must have heard things about serpent from God and he kept his distance, but the woman never did the same. Women are not changed with fear.

A woman may likely stay quiet when a man is threatening and shouting, but she is not sitting down inside her. Instead, she is evaluating the man's weaknesses and how to subdue him.

Throw your mind back to those days you knew men that were beating their wives and now. The men are getting older, who is suffering it today? All those women their husband were beating years back are the ones enjoying the marriage with their children today while their men are now at the receiving end.

Let it become clear to you men that the way into a woman's heart is not to try to subdue her.

God spoke to men and said, 'Husbands, love your wives'. Do you need explaination about that?! Love makes women weak. When you truly love a woman and prove it, she submits to you without you saying a word, but when a woman has sensed that she is just like your toy, the spirit of rebellion takes her over.

She might not physically stand on your way but she is plotting coup in her heart against you and one day, you will sit and watch her and her children force you to follow their rules or die quicker.

Almost all the great and fierce kings you know died before their wives. They lived all through their lives threatening their fellow men and wives. They were able to kill most of their strong fellow men but all the women they threatened stayed alive. Women know how to survive against men.

The lion in men does not, and cannot, live up to doing to women the things it does to their fellow men. Women naturally know how to survive pains. They have the wherewithal to walk to the fearful serpent and make their demands.

In 2nd kings 8:1-6, the Shunemite woman left her country with her family because of famine and returned seven years later. On her return, she discovered that her family valuables had been taken over by others. Her husband never stood up for his family. The woman, however, went straight to the king to ask for her things back. Where was her husband?

There are things women fear but not the lion inside men. They can submit and respect their men so foolishly that you will imagine that there is no gut inside them. They have guts; unfortunately, men don't have and they don’t realize this truth!!!
Men won't have compatible relationship with women by showing the lion inside of them. God knew women better than us and strongly advised that we show them love rather than threats. God knew that threat won't be the formula. The formula is: CONQUER YOUR WOMAN WITH LOVE and you will live long and enjoy it!

When a woman is loved, you ‘break’ all her guts and she stays in your hands. A woman can do anything to stay with and submit to a man who is honestly in love with her.

Remember: Talk gently to your Woman. Don't shout. Refrain from arrogantly displaying your weakness as a Man. Restrai

Try loving my ex... all your valuable stuffs will be gone in a twinkle of an eye

Shookonekilla:
Your use of grammar is very poor

When you say you hadly see this in Nigeria it means sometimes you do but rarely

This never happens in Nigeria , learn to use words properly

NOTE: Nigerian police are the most unprofessional in the world.

Lolzzzzz

MissRaine69:
Point of correction
Harry is Queen Elizabeth’s grandson his father is the Queen’s son.
But carry on.

So far people get my message.. it cool

So Queen Elizabeth that made Meghan signed pre nuptials b4 getting married to her son Prince Harry know no wetin dey sup abii...

newdawn2017:
What red u even saying? if they suspect him, they should monitor him 4rm d@ they on word until he is caught in d act. or better still remove him 4rm d area & warn him to steer clear.

Go monitor am na.... sheybi police come carry iphones n money dem no know their job before abii..

adecz:
So, because a fellow human being
is suffering from mental illness, anywhere
you see him, you give him a serious beating
& inflict injury on him?

Did he come towards your baby?
Did he attempt to harm somebody?

This sort of mentality is why oyibo
police shoot black men on sight in the US;
because they know you ppl are subject
to savagery.

Abeggiii no be u.s.a we dey, you fit try pass the man side in the evening and see if u no go find yourself inside confam forest.. you go dey talk as if your sense n tortoise dey do race competition...

adecz:
What crime has this man committed
to warrant such molestation??

We are we prone to savagery at any
small excuse?

And we will be here condemning
South African treatment of Nigerians.

Do me a favour, you can give the mad man your kid to babysit for you, atleast it will show you he is still civilised

njbybrthnly:
Your A2 level is enough if you study and practise the test format vigorously. Study the TEF books front and back and if you have the money, subscribe to the prepmyfuture app as recommended by @mariah203. Also check out the Enseignement du FLE channel on YouTube, they have some TEF practice tests avec corrigés.

If you ask me, my own level is A1 sef, but the TEF tests I've practised, my scores are slightly above average, still working to improve it sha. It's the expression ecrite and orale that I can't accurately assess now.

Bonne chance! Tout ira bien!

My plan is to apply for B1 french also, after the b1 class, I'll get b2 n c1 materials and continue the study myself.. I'm aiming for maximum scores..

Amen il sera bien..

We wey still dey A2 french like this nko...

Babyforever:
To chop this guy money just dey hungry me since last year

this biacan don start again

SirLakes:
Where is my TIWA

Check for her at Wizkid house..

Booboo7:
Sweety, only low level dumbass mofos hustle for green cards! My dad already had it all worked out for me, not like green cards are special stones though..
Thanks anyway.

Ok babe, take Hi-five omo iya mii..

Booboo7:
Sweety am happily getting married to a French dude...we actually met in Dallas TX USA so I ain't got need for that. Thanks for your anticipation though.

Hustler number 1, no go divorce am after 2years when you don get green card oooo..


That one, even if i no know you swear don dey ground to chop oo

Blackfire:
And so?

and So'lomon became so wise that he had 300 wives 700 concubines that he never died of poison but of old age..

Booboo7:
Oh it's fine bro. Africa's got nice places. How did you learn about nairaland?

for your mind now green card don dey sure for you ba

Ikmontana1:
is he truly dead

nope he has risen from the dead..

Merimental:
giv salah

giv salah a ram

na waoooo them just release me from my ban...

Unto say i type in french...


Please try to download these applications on your phone, it helps also, Busuu, french grammar (it has 50000 questions written on it icon). For this is my contribution.


I'm also going to a french school, my level is A2 french.

BabbanBura:
Mr. Corrector, it should be "'it's meant', not 'ment'".
Truly, no one is 'beyond' mistake.

Yeah, no one is above mistake, so let thank eachother for the corrections..

dannyrhymes600:
i ment the bad English u wrote

ment ko cement niii
It meant not ment...

No one is above mistake get that into your brain.

lefulefu:
if a girl comes out social media saying she dey look for a man wey dey handsome,has seven packs,must be very rich,must be very good in bed like lexington steel,must last long in bed like mandingo,must be powerful like the hulk,must be a street fighter like van damme,must be good in martial arts like jet lee.. And above all must be very God fearing..wetin u go tell such babe?

Go elegushi beach go pack sand, mould your kind of man..

AngelicBeing:
I disagree, Nigeria is the best country in the world, European Union and North America is begging the government of Nigeria to help fix their economy

lolzzzz... even canadians,Australians, British are coming in droves for naija permanent residence card..

Newmum0615:
Can everyone take a seat please? It’s going to be quite a read.

It’s my turn.

PPR has come to the glory of God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Ghost.


It has been a lonnnnng but rewarding experience here on this thread and in this EE journey. I have learnt a lot through months of research and waiting. If you had told me anything about relocating from Nigeria before the second week of August 2017, I would have rolled my eyes at you in apparent indifference. I was never one for living abroad. I love visiting on vacations, buying plenty stuff and coming back home. However, one day at the end of the 2nd week of August 2017, I was in the car with my husband, on our way to work and I remember vividly how I stumbled on Testden while browsing through the internet that morning. I decided to read a little and I just became fascinated with the practice texts and solving the questions. A colleague of mine who moved to Australia last year had been harping on about migrating, but I had no such plans. Hubby and I are doing quite well here, and I am also so close to my parents that the thought of staying so far away from them kept me from taking the leap.

Initially, practicing the IELTS questions was just for fun but I had a light bulb moment one day while still recovering from a surgery that almost cost me my life in a Nigerian hospital. A supposedly ‘big’ hospital. Why not take the test and work towards getting outta here? I asked myself. Hubby didn't agree at first. He is a believer now.

So voila! My first connection to anything Canadian was the IELTS test discovery via Testden. During my recuperation period, I decided that I needed a better life not just for myself but also for my kids. I considered Australia, but there is a disconnect between my first degree and work experience so I didn’t stand a chance. Canada was next on my list. I went on to research on the internet; CIC site and Nairaland popped up first among others. I have always engaged Nairaland as my go-to place for 1st hand practical experience on just about anything. It really needs to be rated among the top internet search engines in the world. We are great like that!

So, lemme not bore you with my long story joor.

Here is my timeline:

Decision to immigrate: 2nd week of August 2017.

WES evaluation received: 15th November 2017

IELTS: L8.5 R9 S7.5 W7.5

Hubby: Did very well. Maxed out on scores.

EE profile created: 1st December 2017

ITA: 6th December 2017

AOR: 1st February 2018

NA1: 2nd February 2018

Medicals passed/IP1: 12th February 2018

NA2: 16th February 2018

IP2: 27th February 2018 (the mass movement)

1st GCMS notes (ordered via gcmsbuddy.com): April, 2018 Received in less than 2 weeks

2nd GCMS notes (ordered via gcmsbuddy.com): June, 2018 Received one month later

ADR: 2 days ago. Day 179. Height & Color info + Copies of passport biodata pages (as if I didn’t provide it before)

PPR Mail: 1st August 2018. Received around past noon today. I was actually speaking in faith this morning when I was teasing y'all about having correct news . I just had the feeling.

VO: Almighty London

AOR to PPR: A whooping 181 days!

Other details:

POF: I used 3 T-bills certificates, account statement and other sources of funds. Reference letter from bank and letter from hubby giving consent to use his own portion of the funds. Used affidavit and LOE to explain huge inflows from hubby cos they were quite significant (upfront allowance from his employer). I had almost 3 times the amount needed for a family of three, so I had to exclude other sources of funds so that I don’t complicate things with a bulky upload and overwhelm the VO.

Whew! It was a battle getting that file to compress. After a 6-hour battle on submission day, I was finally able to compress it to 3.7mb. Made a mistake on the LOE in calculating total amount, was about to upload the whole file in the POF placeholder when I got a call from hubby that he had observed a mistake from his review. Had to abort mission ( ), correct it, rescan before remerging and uploading.

Employment: Got letter from my previous employer (didn’t use it in the end cos I couldn’t decide on the right NOC for it), added role in personal history. Used the one from my current employer, LOE explaining NOC change, work mails, Tax card, Staff ID card, my call card and that of my line manager. No payslips or SOA. Although I got maximum score for my previous role with current employer, I also declared my one and half year current role, same employer under my work history cos both roles showed on the same reference letter anyway, and so I had to upload the same doc again for this current role (Thanks happytbaby for calling my mind to this one. I might have missed it). Hmm, was so scared throughout the process cos I had used a different job title and NOC before ITA, but apparently, it wasn’t a biggie (thanks to @cochtrane, @einsteino, @happytbaby & @Blackbuddy for allaying my fears on this).

Education: IELTS TRF, ECA report, Degree certificates. ECA process was pretty straightforward, Naija Uni represented well. UK school, of course didn’t disappoint.

Hubby’s Education: No ECA done for either degree.

Medicals: Done at Q-Life a day before I submitted (I no dey plan travel soon, so had to shift it as far away as possible). Very seamless process.

Photos: Studio 24. The hard copies we did have expired in the wake of this delay. We have to retake them.

Legal document for name change: Submitted one & the same person affidavit for hubby.

LOE: Submitted Schedule A, old UK Visa refusal notes for hubby and 1, Travel History form, affidavit for one & the same person for hubby and his birth certificate (for different names on his docs).

CSE: I noticed that I had mistakenly swapped documents in the wrong placeholders. Raised CSE and notified them of the error.

GCMS Notes: 1st & 2nd were fine. No issues.

So, as I drop my pen, abi fingers (), let me acknowledge and thank everyone for the great job we are all doing here. You guys are amaaaaazing! Agents and consultants are seriously learning compared to us.

As I say thank you to each and every one, lemme send a special shout out to people who were and have been consistent in making this thread a success: @40manlappy (you no answer some of my PMs in the early days of my membership here sha, I still dey beef you-smiley), @Kontagious, @happytbaby (God bless you plenty), @Glitteringstar, our able landlady and data analyst, @cochtrane, @einsteino, @Blackbuddy, @mcstan18 (you snuck up on us and became a formidable “elder” smiley), @Hephgirl (I miss you in our midst.), @Elfmannisback (thank you for being our police here), @ysteph, @Ethelia, @luffyhaki, @Tojued, @ArabianRose @TEECANN, @Threemg, @vcole @smslive2 @agates @ jholarharde and many many others I can’t name here. Una too plenty ooooo. Thank you for all the love and support. You guys made the wait easy to bear.

I kept trusting God and believing that my turn will come one day. Months back, I wrote my goods-to-follow list, made a list of all that we were going to sell off. I even decided on the school my son will go to if we were ever able to get a house within the boundary of the school board. I have researched and researched, now it feels like I already live in Canada (except for the cold. ). I appreciate the Planning for Canada session I was privileged to attend. It’s a pity that the opportunity may end soon. It really helped with my planning.

I appreciate you all for all the times you wished that this day would come sooner. Every time I saw a post praying for my PPR, I would pray and ask God to answer the prayer. May God Almighty, the One who is able to do exceedingly, abundantly, above all that we can ever think, ask or even imagine make our ways prosperous and grant us all fulfilled lives in Canada.

We shall meet in Canada one day. One day soon.

Excuse my dramatic post. I wasn’t going to type all these, but you guys have waited for this day, so I didn’t want to fall hand. It has been one hell of a wait. I was expecting serious excitement the day this PPR would come, but I am not as excited as I thought I would be. It’s even surprising to me. I think I am even a little afraid, but God has got me. We will all flourish in Canada. It's a must!

PS: To all our newbies, please take time out to read and understand this process. When you take offense at people who ask you to read more, it gives the impression that people that did exactly that are foolish. Imagine that no one took out time to study the process, who would you have confidence to ask for guidance? Please read, read and read. It can be overwhelming, I know, but the benefits surmount every stress you might encounter in figuring where and how to start. To access even the most basic of services in our Maple Leaf country, you would need to read and understand your rights and entitlements as a PR, T&Cs of certain services and all. Why not start now and imbibe that behavior?

…Off to continue dancing! See you guys lerra.

Congrats to our able Mama, GOD shall continue to bless you and make you flourish also...
Je suis très très content pour vous..