₦airaland Forum

The majority of ANC national executive committee members agree that South African President Thabo Mbeki must be removed from office, the ANC Youth League said on Tuesday.

"We have approached individual members of the ANC NEC to ensure that the removal of Thabo Mbeki becomes an ANC NEC resolution this weekend, and the majority of them are agreeing with us on this issue," said ANCYL President Julius Malema at a media briefing in Johannesburg.

"We will have Mbeki removed. We don't fight to lose. He is going. It doesn't matter who said what, Mbeki won't be president when we go to the election.

"It must be an ANC NEC decision by this weekend," said Malema.

He denied that ANC President Jacob Zuma had said Mbeki must remain in office until elections next year.

"I don't think we are contradicting the president , [but] he will speak on behalf of the NEC on Sunday," said Malema. - Sapa

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=13&art_id=nw20080916115128196C295779

malaza:
Hey RSA ngwana mokgalabje, what's you team here in SA? I am for the for the skull and cross bones and hopefully we buy this pudi so that he can score some much needed goals at my club. Why isn't he playing for Naija anyway?

Nna Monna I am sori Iam supporting Amakhosi, Kaizer Chiefs,Love and Peace,Khosi 4 Life.Ihave watched this player on number of occations he is good,if he sign maybe Nigeria will cap him and ater a season ot two will be playing in europe,he is a typical nigerian striker big and stong and selfish

GoldCircle:
good for the young chap! I pray the deal sails through!

I hope so as well,but i think will be signed by european team

Posted: 2008-09-16 10:46

Orlando Pirates’ hunt for another top striker continues with the news that they have extended their search to Nigeria for Enyimba’s red hot striker Stephen Worgu.

Worgu has been the man behind Enyimba’s good run in the CAF Champions League and is currently the tournament’s top goal scorer having netted 13 times.

The Nigerian striker was on target this week when Enyimba beat Al Hilal 4-1 during their CAF Champions League fixture yesterday.

Sources close to Orlando Pirates have revealed that club chairman Irvin Khoza has already put in a ‘great’ offer for Worgu and Enyimba have agreed to release him but only after the completion of the current CAF Champions League.

“There were two options, one for Aldave from Sundowns and the other one for Worgu from Enyimba. One of Enyimba’s officials was in the country recently to meet Khoza with regards to signing Worgu and I understand that the striker will only join Pirates after the CAF Champions League,” a source inside the club told KickOff.com.

Enyimba’s Uche Kalu has already poured high praise on Worgu and believes the striker could be voted the best player in the Champions League.

“He’s a very talented player and his speed is completely unbelievable. He’s a great asset to the team right now and I think he will surely win the Best Player Award.

“If he keeps on scoring as much as he’s doing, I think he will set a Champions League goal scoring record.

“He just plays unbelievable football, very quick on the ball and calm in front of goal. That’s what makes him so deadly

http://www.kickoff.com/static/news/article.php?id=4556

@malaza, ke teng setlogolo sa matabele,monna batho ba ga bana mekgwa.

blackspade:
^ So, how do you rationalize the stormfront link? I'm just calling for this coward to stop hiding behind the name "Mpele", and soiling it. What he is posting here is truth, but the only truth he posts here is NEGATIVE truth, where is all the POSITIVE truth? Besides, what he says about Nigeria is small compared to why I made this thread.

Blackspade,like I said take it easy.I understand your concern but i have read some of his views on south africa in some of his post and can comfirm that he is definetly black,maybe he like to be controvecial,you know to fume the debate?AND it is working because today you open this thread just for him.Chill my broda.

blackspade:
Seun, please ban Mpele, it is quite obvious he is someone hiding behind a fake persona to somehow have an excuse to criticize Nigeria, and the people of it. Him posting a link to Stormfront validates this point even more. His picture is also obviously taken from google images.

I am sick of seeing his numerous posts constantly criticizing my country and my people over and over again. This guy is obviously trying to create an unneeded tension between Nigerians and South Africans, and some of you are falling for the trap. This guy is sadly fooling a lot of you, and I am warning all of you that this man is not what he claims to be.

This type of poster is infamous across many Black forums, they pose as a Black person, try to get in with the crowd, then start to criticize when they feel the rest have gotten comfortable with them. Mpele is, not Black South African, nor is he a friend of Nigeria, he is a racist White supremacist who is probably Afrikaner and needs to be removed from Nairaland. Has anyone else pulled this crab out the pot yet?

P.S. I know this isn't entirely related to politics, but I believe the people of Nairaland should be aware of this guy, since some mods seem to not care.

Mpele is black baba,look at his email address,according to his email address his name is Goitsemodimo,which is a Setswana name(we both speak the same language)
His name means "God knows"

I think you guys must take a chill pill,relax, we are just debating,I am sure you don't wanna listen to yourself all the time.If you ban Mpele it means he wins.

The positive thing is South Africa will have their third president in 15 years,by African standard this is a big achievement,Zuma will be given an opportunity to prove himself as a president and if he fails,next president will be elected.That is how things are done in RSA.

davidif:
aaaaaaaaaaaaah , South Africa is in deep trouble o.

In South Africa we don't vote for individuals for presidency we vote for a party which elect ist leader,policies come from the party not the president,The only difference between Zuma and Mbeki gorverment will be leadership style.

icemann:
Yeah, Like rape a woman if he likes

Zuma never raped a woman(according to the judgement),the only sin he commited was to sleep with a woman who was HIV positive .

Personally I think justice was served,Zuma won his case and he is a free man and can do whatever he wants.

mogentle:
@RSA
E.g your grandmother

Is yours dead? or you are a son of a rapist?

MISS WORLD Questions

AMERICA
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman,
(Applause! Applause!)

SPAIN
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening,
(Applause! Applause!)

PHILIPPINES
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth,
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

SAUDI ARABIA
Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves,
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door,
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

INDIA
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night,
(Applause! Applause! Applause!

SOUTH AFRICA
Question: Ms SA, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Miss SA: Eish they are scared of me, They do it when they are drunk

Vegetarian women are always silent during sex because they cannot believe a piece of meat is giving them so much pleasure

A South African court has ruled that a corruption case against ruling party leader Jacob Zuma cannot go ahead.

He was facing charges of corruption, fraud and money laundering relating to a multi-billion dollar 1999 arms deal.

A judge in Pietermaritzburg said there was reason to believe the decision to charge him was politically motivated.

His words were drowned out by cheers of supporters outside the court. The decision effectively clears the path for Mr Zuma to become president.

The BBC's Jonah Fisher in Pietermaritzburg said there were scenes of celebration outside the court, where hundreds of people had gathered since Thursday evening for an all-night vigil.

  They had braved the very cold wintry and drizzly night to show their support, singing and chanting in Zulu "vuli ndlela", which loosely translated, means open the door.

Their message was that the Supreme Court should leave the way open for the African National Congress (ANC) leader to become president next year by dropping the case.

Jubilant

Judge Chris Nicholson said the decision to prosecute without consulting Mr Zuma, 66, had been invalid and ordered the charges to be set aside.

"I must repeat that this application has nothing to do with the guilt or otherwise of the applicant. It deals only with the procedural point relating to his [Zuma] right to making representations before the respondent [the prosecution] makes a decision on whether to charge him," AFP news agency quotes him as saying.



A jubilant Mr Zuma embraced his lawyer after the ruling, AP news agency reports.

Our correspondent says Mr Zuma's lawyers are due back in court before the end of the year in a separate case to try and get a permanent stay of prosecution.

Under South African law, a president does not have immunity from prosecution.

After leaving court, Mr Zuma addressed the crowds, and led them in his trademark anti-apartheid guerrilla song, "Umshini wami" (Bring Me My Machine-Gun).

"We came here to celebrate and we are going to celebrate. This [the judgement] exposed Thabo Mbeki and everybody who did this to him," South Africa's Mail and Guardian paper quotes ANC Youth League spokesman Floyd Shimvambu as saying.

Tension

The charges against Mr Zuma related to South Africa's largest post-apartheid arms deal, involving contracts totalling 30bn rand ($3.7bn; £2bn) to modernise its national defence force.

The deal involved companies from Germany, Italy, Sweden, Britain, France and South Africa.

Mr Zuma was sacked as South Africa's deputy president in 2005, when his financial adviser was found guilty of soliciting a bribe on behalf of Mr Zuma and jailed for 15 years in connection with the deal.

He then went on trial, but the case collapsed in 2006 when the prosecution said it was not ready to proceed.

He was charged again last December shortly after winning a bitter campaign against President Thabo Mbeki to become ANC leader in what his allies say was a political conspiracy to prevent him becoming president.

Elections are due to be held in April or May 2009.

Tension was raised this week, following the publication of a cartoon showing Mr Zuma about to rape a figure labelled "Lady Justice" - a reference to the criticism of judges by Mr Zuma's supporters.

"We will eliminate any forces that come our way," ANC Youth League president Julius Malema said on Wednesday, according to local media.

In April 2006, Mr Zuma was acquitted of rape in a separate case, though he was widely criticised for comments about sex and HIV/Aids.

ZUMA TIMELINE
June 2005: Sacked as deputy president
October 2005: Charged with corruption
April 2006: Acquitted of rape charges
September 2006: Corruption case collapses
December 2007: Elected ANC president; re-charged with corruption shortly afterwards
September 2008: Judge rules corruption case cannot proceed
2009: Elections due

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7612233.stm

Bobby Naidoo from Durbs, applies for a job as a salesman in Vrede in
the
> Vrystaat in a hyper store.
>
>
> The Manager says: "Do you have any sales experience?"
>
>
> Bobby says: "S'true my Larnie, I was a salesman back in Grey street
> Durban 'n all."
>
>
> Well, the boss liked the indian boytjie so he gave him the job.
>
>
> "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you
> did."
>
>
> His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the
> store was locked up, the boss came down.
>
>
> "How many sales did you make today?"
>
>
> Bobby says: "Larnie, Just ONE sale 'n all."
>
>
> The boss says: "Just one? No! No! No! You see here our sales people
> average 20 or 30 sales a day. If you want to keep this job, you'd
> better be doing better than just one sale. By the way, how much was
> the sale for?"
>
>
> Bobby says: " R1,401,237.64"
>
>
> Boss says: "Bliksem, "R1,401,237.64? F*kk*t man, what the hell did
you
> sell?"
>
>
> Bobby stutters: "Sir Larnie Boss man, First I sell him the small
> fishhook. Then I sell him medium fishhook. Then I sell him large
> fishhook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear 'n
all.
> Then I ask him where he's going fishing and he tunes down on the
coast,
> so I'm tuning him he'll be needing boats 'n all in the Indian Ocean
> cause I'm Indian and I'm knowing this, so we trapped down to the
> boating department and I sell him twin engine Ocean going Craft. Then
> he said he didn't think his Ford Bantam would pull it and I'm saying
> true 'a all, so I took him down to our jammy automotive department and

> sell him
that
> 4X4 Hilux double-cab with a canopy 'n all my Larnie. I then get to ask

> him where he'll be staying 'n all, and since he han no possi to kip, I

> took him to camping department and sell him one of those new igloo 6
> sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should
> throw in about a R1000 worth of groceries and two cases of beer and
I'm
> scheming that's lekka 'n all and I gave him discount, "
>
>
> The boss said: "You're not serious? A guy came in here to buy a
> fishhook and you sold him a boat, a 4X4 truck and a tent?"
>
>
> Bobby tunes: "Nooit meneer, actually he came in to buy a box of
Tampons
> for his wife, and I'm tuning him: "Well, since your weekends stuffed
'n
> all, you might just as well go fishing.

Subject: We Apologise

To the Previously Disadvantaged

We are sorry that our ancestors were intelligent, advanced and daring
enough to explore the wild oceans to discover new countries and develop
them.

We are sorry that those who came before us took you out of the bush and
taught you that there was more to life than beating drums, killing each
other and chasing animals with sticks and stones.

We are sorry that they planned, funded and developed roads, towns, mines,
factories, airports and harbours, all of which you now claim to be your
long deprived inheritance giving you every right to change and rename
these at your discretion.

We are sorry that our parents taught us the value of small but strong
families, to not breed like rabbits and end up as underfed, diseased,
illiterate shack dwellers living in poverty.

We are sorry that when the evil apartheid government provided you with
schools, you decided they'd look better without windows or in piles of
ashes.

We happily gave up those bad days of getting spanked in our all white
schools for doing something wrong and much prefer these days of freedom
where problems can be resolved with knives and guns.

We are sorry that it is hard to shake off the bitterness of the past when
you keep on raping, torturing and killing our friends and family members,
and then hide behind the fence of "human rights" with smiles on your
faces.

We are sorry that we do not trust the government. We have no reason to be
so suspicious because none of these poor hard working intellectuals have
ever been involved in any form of corruption or "irregularities".

We are sorry that we do not trust the police force and, even though they
have openly admitted that they have lost the war against crime and
criminals, we should not be negative and just ignore their corruption and
carry on hoping for the best.

We are sorry that it is more important to you to have players of colour
in our national teams than winning games and promoting patriotism. We know
that sponsorship doesn't depend on a team's success.

We are sorry that our border posts have been flung open and now left you
competing for jobs against illegal immigrants from our beautiful
neighbouring countries. All of them countries that have grown into
economic powerhouses after kicking out the "settlers".

We are sorry that we don't believe in witchcraft, beetroot and garlic
cures, urinating on street corners, virginity testing, slaughtering of
bulls in our back yards, trading women for cattle and other barbaric
practices.
Maybe we just grew up differently.

We are sorry that your medical care, water supplies, roads, railways and
electricity supplies are going down the toilet because skilled people who
could have planned for and resolved these issues had to be shown away
because they were of the wrong ethnic background and now have to work in
foreign countries where their skills are more needed.

We are so sorry that we'd like this country to fulfil its potential so we
can once again be proud South Africans.

Regards,
The Previously Advantaged

http://www.rsa-overseas.com/mboard_dir/2847.shtml

Mpele:
Nigerian author admited that Nigeria is lacking behind South Africa in everything. Even countries like Cameroon are doing better than Nigeria in economics.

http://www.dawodu.com/martins34.htm

Nigerians will always say that the reason South Africa is advanced is because of White people. yeah right! Nigeria was also colonised, their infrastructure was also build by whites, but where is the infrastructure now. They're like the rest of Africa, they can't take care of things.

Most of the shantytowns of South Africa started mushrooming when we allowed black immigrants to come to South Africa. 60 % of shanty towns dwellers are immigrants. Most of the urban decay in Johannesburg, Pretoria and Durban is becuase of African immigrants. Hillbrow looks like Lagos as we speak. We will jealously guard our country. The Spaniards do it, Australians do it, and so are the Italians.

The reason why we don't send Asian and European immigrants home is that they don't do crime. We already have South African criminals that we must deal with, we don't need more. The Europeans bring their businesses and create employment. Asians have settled amongst poor South Africans in townships and they're contibuting to the economy.

What do most Africans do! Most Nigerians build stupid churches and sell drugs. The whole world is complaining about Nigerians, be it Australia, Greece and the US etc. This is not a xenophobic statement but this is reality. There are hardworking African immigrants and students who are unfortunatly painted with the same brush as their evil counterparts.

Just because people helped us during apartheid, that doesn't mean now they have a right to come and stay here and in the process saturate our social system. We are paying back by stoping civil wars in Africa eg DRC, Ivory Coast, Burundi etc. We're paying back by sponsoring all African football tournaments like the Champions League and the African Cup of Nations. Erecting Banks and retail shops in Nigeria. WHAT MORE SHOULD WE DO!!

Its time Nigerians shut up and get to work.Instead of going to countries where people don't even like you rather remain in your country and help in the development and advancement of Nigeria.

Some of us don't hate you, but hate your bad mannerisms and big mouths. For you is all about talk no action!!!!

This worth repeating.

yemmyse:
And if not? You will send Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles with nuclear warhead?

Clown.

Are you a kidnapper? Then you wonder why all Nigerians are painted with the same brush,you defend the criminals and that make you one of them

The best league in Afica

www.psl.co.za

From Lerato of BBA2 Fame,



Wednesday, September 10, 2008
by Lerato Sengadi




Where to start…, mmmmm……

Nominations: Last week we saw Thami and Morris being nominated for fake eviction (unbeknown to them of course). Reasons for nominating certain people varied from plain stupid to eye brow rising. Two in particular stood out. First was Munya’s. In an ideal reality show it is smartest to eliminate your stiffest competition first, its worked countless times on Survivor. However with BB it’s different because the final decision of who leaves lies in the hands of the viewers. So Munya’s decision to nominate people who many would have considered to be his friends come across as an act of betrayal, leaving many screaming Brutus!!!

The second one was from the resident “blonde”, Lucille. Claiming that she is nominating Thami because he said if he wins the money he’s going to “blow it”. SO WHAT! It’ll be his money, what is he suppose to do? Use it as a centre piece on his coffee table at home? This chick is as irritating as a bad rash that even anti itch cream cannot sort out!

While we on the topic of Lucille…I think that girl is very dangerous and the other housemates should wise up to her and get rid of her before it’s too late. I think she’s like a bad fart in a crowded elevator – Silent but deadly! OMG, then there was her little teary out burst in the diary room after Uti laid it to her. I thought this girl is 21 not 12. She behaved like a child whose favourite Barney toy was taken away. She needs to realize that she’s trapped in a house with 11 other people so she either has to learn to take the crap thrown her way or learn to give it back. Kudos to Uti for shaking up Little Miss Prissy’s cage, it was hilarious. And I don’t think it was that bad either. So what if he used a few foul words and raised his voice, it wasn’t scary (like she had told Biggie it was) at all! Hell, I’ve heard, seen and dished out worse.

The week that was,

The housemates received their task for the week, Big Brother Olympics. I could have told them from that very moment that it would be a dumb ass move to wager their full 100%. For two reasons – a) they are not a united group at all. No one is willing to give up something for the greater good, especially the smokers, lol. None of them are selfless. B) Unless the house is made up of Michael Phelps type super humans then 100% wager is definitely not the way to go.

I thought the tasks throughout the week were ok but my favourite was the unicorn race. And I only enjoyed it because of KB’s hilarious commentary… he had me in stitches.

But as I had predicted they lost their wager because their attempt at the final presentation was like trying to reconstruct Michael Jackson’s nose, it was too little too late.
They had Waxxy again….YAWN! Can’t they come up with anything else?

This past week Slutoya decided to jump ship. She turned on Morris faster than a bad curry. Trading the buff arms of the handsome, newly braided Ugandan for bare-chested, neck twitching Angolan kideo. Like we didn’t see that coming!

Tawana and TK hooked up. This TnT combination was a bit nauseating! I think I threw up in my mouth a little….lol.

Then there was the other TnT, this time between Thami & Tawana (again!). Tawana being the simmering porridge pot that she is blew her top and started throwing objects at Thami. This landed the explosive TnT in the sin bin. They did the punishment in total silence, putting even Charlie Chaplin to shame.

Finally the male pool cleaner made an appearance. The girls creamed their panties and the guys were seething…ROTFLMAO! In all honesty the guy isn’t cute, he just has amazing abs but with really scrawny legs….mmmmmm……maybe the female pool cleaner will be a bit more seductive…, lets wait and see.

Then came Sunday. I won’t even comment about the show!

Fast forward to Morris and Thami in the glass house……

Morris gets announced as the 1st housemate to be evicted from BBA3. Thami hugs him and tries with all his might to contain his smile of relief (he didn’t want to come across as the Jack A$$ that laughed at his fellow housemates misfortune). Little did he know that he was next. He had the best reaction I have ever seen to being evicted.

Now they know who nominated them. But i have to say that the look on Morris' face after returning to the house and calming down was a mixture of suicide-bomber and deranged serial killer, lol. Go get them Morris! Biggie, hide all the sharp objects!

All in all the eviction show was a soufflé… had its high points but was a bit of a flop over all.

I usually don’t get to write about the nominations until after the eviction but this week I’m running a bit late posting the article so I am able to add my tit bit on this weeks nominations for “real” eviction…

Lucille nominated Latoya and visa versa….i think the real reason is BOBV. It doesn’t stand for Black On Black Violence but B*tch On B*tch Voting…lol!

Morris’ nominations of Thami & Hazel were lame. He should have made an unspoken alliance with Thami to eliminate those who wanted to oust them. And as for his reason for nominating Hazel he should have just been honest – The girl pulled a Judas move on his ass! Lol.

The rest of the nominations were kind of expected and the reasons where as lame as Morris’. They should just be honest about why they are really sending them to the guillotine!
The highlight for me had to be after Ricco stepped out from the diary room having left the nominations as they were. The look on Slutoya’s face left me in stitches. She was silently saying “I know my man saved me, I aint got sh*t to worry about”…lol…, meanwhile back at the ranch……lol! I spotted Ricco crying about it all…he seems to be on a constant PMS phase ‘cause his tears come really easy!

Then there was Tawana’s ROTFLMAO moment when she said “Who would nominate Latoya? Who would want to do that?” Uti’s facial expression was very MasterCard - Priceless! He was thinking “uh, duh! Me!”….lol.

Anyway I can’t wait for Sunday. I’m hoping for the bed hopping skank to leave then maybe Malume Tawana. I will be waiting patiently.

Note to BBA3 producers: An exciting and well put together show would be refreshing.

My rockstar of the week is Thami. First for his authentic, punked style reaction to being the second evictee and secondly for not b*tch slapping Tawana back after she got violent, cause I would have given the girl a P*es klap!

The big L on the forehead for the second week running goes to Slutoya (for obvious reasons) and Lucille because the girl is just too damn WHACK!!!!

Till next time….

Hallelujah holla back!

South Africa says two of its citizens were abducted this week in Nigeria's volatile, oil-rich Niger Delta region.

The South African Foreign Affairs Ministry says its officials in Nigeria are doing everything they can to secure the hostages' release.

It says the victims were kidnapped Tuesday. It is not clear who carried out the abduction.

Gunmen in the Niger Delta regularly attack oil company facilities and kidnap their staff. Most hostages are released unharmed.

Some attackers are militants who say they are fighting so the region's impoverished residents get a greater share of the oil wealth. Others are gangs motivated by the ransom companies pay for the hostages.

A surge in the unrest that began in late 2005 has resulted in Nigeria's oil production dropping by about 25 percent.


http://www.voanews.com/english/2008-09-10-voa49.cfm

Mpele:
Zuma is bad for South Africa, but at least there forces that are working behind the scene to stop him from becoming the president of SA. Some of us we are really going to miss Pres. Mbeki. At least the man didn't embarrass his country like Zuma is doing now.

I totally disagree with you mpele on this,Mbeki embarrassed us by saying HIV does not cause AIDS(In the country where 1500 people are infected every day),by saying there is no crisis in Zimbabwe,where thousands of Zimbabweans are crossing the border into South Africa illegally every day,running away from the harsh conditions in their country).He embarrassed us further by seeking third term,which is unconstitional.Mbeki is a dictator who south Africans or the ANC where wise enough to stop him before he become another Mugabe.Zuma has been a loyal servant of our people and the ANC,He brought peace in Kwazulu Natal(which could have turned in to a civil war,and he is trusted by ordinary people.Yes he embarrassed his family and his wives by cheating,and the person happen to be HIV positive.We dont mind having a president that is HIV positive as long as service is delivered mostly to the most disadvantage people of our nation.Yar dua is dying but hes still a president of Nigeria,Mwanawase died in his position in Zambia,so let us give Zuma a chance.

From Mzansi(SA)
It's been 12 , I mean only-2 weeks (WTF??) of torture and the first REAL BBAfrica nominations are in - in between a whole crunch of confusion.

While the nominations are legit, the show's got another (hopefully better organised and rehearsed!) twist up it's wazoo for the way the eviction's gonna work.

Next Sunday two housemates will get fakely evicted to a rubbish dump (seems impossible but apparently verry true) where they'll live together for a week.

At the end of the week, one will get whacked for good while the other goes back into the house - if they're in the mood. I kept thinking on Sunday when Thami and Morris got punk'd - imagine how hysterical if they'd said: "Nah, not interested, don't want to go back. Bye!"

L. S & T.

There were no surprises with the nominations ending up with Latoya, Sheila and Tawana - it's the same yawny pattern as last year aka two weeks in and the most threatening chicks have been targeted - which is why I don't want Tawana or Sheila to leave 'cos they freak everyone out most.

Also the latest new development of Baldy bedding-it-up with Taekwondo blows my hair back - they seem 100% unsuited but also Not at the same time.

Who thumped who

Here's who voted for who and the reasons they gave:

Tawana
Lucille - because she’s very emotional and “it hurts me every time she cries. Every two days she finds something to cry about. ” (Real reason: “I want to strangle her for being an attention-seeking baby.”)

Tammy - because "I know for sure he's going to nominate me" - their fight on Saturday blah blah.

Lucille
Tawana - because she’s always complaining and “probably doesn’t want to be here.”

Latoya - because it seems she doesn't want to be in the house and gets angry and keeps it all inside. "I think she needs to be a little more expressive."

Taekwondo
Uti - because of how he doesn’t get involved in the tasks and the negative impact it has on others.

Latoya - "I think she has a negative impact on the group when we have tasks to do. She thinks she's not given a chance to speak, feels she's being neglected and then she starts to not want to hear what other people are doing."

Mimi
Uti - ditto TK’s reasons. Also, because he’s authoritative.

Sheila - because she's too pushy and wants her decisions to be final and she's lazy.

Uti
Munya - because he just exists and people forget he's around. "No beef - I don't think he's gonna get nominated anyway."

Latoya - "She's liked by everyone so people are probably not gonna nominate her." plus "She's playing the game a bit too hard, toying with people's emotions."

Hazel
Munya - because he gets to be involved in hiding alcohol etc.

Mimi - because she made a big issue about the clothes they had to wear for their presentation, saying she's got a degree in biochemistry so she can't wear them.

Munya
Hazel - because "I haven't been able to find a connection with her."

Latoya - because she messed up his nails and he can't seem to connect with her.

Rocci
Hazel - because she's one of the strongest housemates in the house. "I don't have a specific reason - it might be strategic, yeah."

Tawana - because she's starting to miss home and acting differently from the first week. She's too demanding.

Morris
Tammy - no reason.

Sheila - "My reason is plain and simple: I find her quite houghty. She has a flaring temper. The sound of profanities gets to me." (Real reason: She *&^%$# voted for me when I never thought she would. I need revenge." )

Tammy
Tawana - because of what she did during their fight on Saturday; "I don't know if I can really console that."

Sheila - "Just knowing that she voted for me, it's eating me up and I don't know if I can rise above that."

Sheila
Morris - because he doesn't fit in in the house.

Tawana - because she's bossy and gotten into run-ins with people and lost her cool.

Latoya
Sheila - because she's "too much". "She thinks she can just tell everybody what to do."

Tawana - because she's in the wrong place and doesn't know why she's in the house.

Overall vote tally

Hazel: 2
Latoya: 4
Lucille: 1
Mimi: 1
Morris: 1
Munya: 2
Ricco: 0
Sheila: 4
Taekwondo: 0
Tawana: 5
Thami: 2
Uti: 2

Who should be whacked for Good?

My first-to-go: Letoya!

Reason: the whole bed-connection thing's SO last season.

Vegetarian women are always silent during sex because they cannot believe a piece of meat is giving them so much pleasure!

Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium

We are ready