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After reading Angelheart and Mpele,I will sadly and I mean sadly announce that Mpele is not who he say he is |
Angelheart:Tokyo Sexwale ke Xhosa Ceril Ramaphosa ke Tsonga Mathew Phosa ke Mopedi Patrice Motsepe ke Motswana Motswana oi wane fela. |
Chesa ngwana Pitori,ka nhlela.Angelheart aa oitsi pina ee Who can tell, gore diwa kae, Follow me otla otlwa monate 1 time agona melao Kebone o, are o rata o, 1 by 1 resaka le pina, 2 by 2, kare ro sekama kae, Then tonight, radisemola, 12 o'clock chesnara kota Don't talk osenya dipina, Show me gore odilata jang, Jang kapa jang, tlabe releteng, I don't mind hotshwara mona Just enjoy baby tsotle ditlaloka, Ompitse papa, kegobitse mama, Chorus X 2 Fare fetsa rofeletsa kae, Fare fetsa otsamaya lemang, Verse 2 No, no, no, no, don't fight letlorebora, Enwa jala tlogela polotiki, Don't stress oresenyetsa monate. Be free o emixe lebana Side to side mepako ke ye, 2 by 2 kodicorneng Mr. Serious bana kebale, Slow down, otla beywa dichesa, Fasa o, nna kefase o, Jackpot dilo dia etobetsa 1 By 1 DJ wadichanger 6 to 6 yamonate fella, 2 By 2, 3 is a crowd You must never say hore watsamaya Chorus X 2 Fare fetsa rofeletsa kae, Fare fetsa otsamaya lemang, Verse 3 Abuti we, tlhobola diglass Otherwise retlo dithuba You can dance mare osa etsa lerole Tshwara mepako, letsatsantsha kelaka 6 By 6 radi tobetsa Fa o kalatlha retseya ngwana Ousi we o e tshwere kamang Mphe dinumber ke go tshware kamoya Next time kenna le wena Bona dikey dere tsela we! Baby please, skampoqa Fa ele didrinks ketlagorekela Bona ole, bamoganna Oskatla mo, wantshenyetsa Chorus , Fare fetsa rofeletsa kae, Fare fetsa otsamaya lemang, |
INTELLIGENT V/S BEING CLEVER A black guy and a white guy were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas. So the black guy said "Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet". "Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy. When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he goes mad, "Where are my bananas?" The white guy says "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey. The black guy just chilled. Then the white guy said few seconds later, can u look after your brother I am going to the toilet. The black guy says, OK. When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad asking "What happened to my monkey?" The black dude says "Mr. don't get involved it’s a family matter!!!" |
@gabrywyl, thanks,Iknew you will get my jokes ![]() @Sam Milla,thanks Clear Day Three men walk out of a mental hospital hoping to escape. The first says, "If there's a high fence, we'll dig under it!" The second says, "If there's a low fence, we'll jump over it!" The third says, "Well, we're out of luck, boys! There is no fence, " So they just went back to their rooms. |
thando:Tokyo Sexwale Ceril Ramaphosa Mathew Phosa Patrice Motsepe We have good young leaders,who will take South Africa to the next level,which is a first fully developed nation from Africa.As South Africans we should take our God given resposibility which is to elevate a black man to the height no one thought he could be.We are the chosen nation,we are here to lead Africans whereever they are in the world. We will be the most succesfull black nation in the world and hopefully other will follow. |
From Namibia Thursday, September 25, 2008 by WhiteSockBitch I am a proud Namibian woman but I am no fan of Psycho (my little special nickname for Lucille). I have been wishing for sometime now that she should magically disappear from my TV screen cause I am finding everything about her boring; she just is blllaaaaaaaaaah. She is sporting a personality that is as flat as a five day-old coke in an opened can. Psycho "The Doctor said that the pills would give me some sizzle. Am I sizzling?" The fans of Psycho seem to be extremely offended when I, as a Namibian woman, express my opinions about Psycho. WTF, just because I am a woman, I have to support Psycho? Can we just take the damn gender politics out of it? BBA3 is about entertainment. That is all. Thus far, BBA did not make a dent in the social politics of Africa. And please, Psycho simply does not have the personality or intelligence (I am not even bringing big words like charisma into it at all) to even begin trying to address gender politics. So, let’s leave gender out of this. As for country loyalty,… hella!!! Who is Psycho presenting in that house? Herself. We, the Namibian DSTV viewers did not get to vote for someone to represent us in that house. I am not even going to entertain that senseless argument. I want Psycho out of that house because she is not entertaining me. I am watching DSTV for entertainment. I am watching BBA3 for entertainment. At the end of every month Multichoice Namibia debits my banking account with N$469-00. That type of amount may not be much to peeps that are earning astronomical amounts of money every month, but in my world it is a lot. For that small fortune I am paying for DSTV entertainment, I am expecting Multichoice to deliver adequate entertainment. If I at any time do not feel that I am not being entertained, I will complain because I have the right, value to N$469-00 per month, to do so. Psycho made the choice, (I am dangerously assuming that she was adequately medicated at the time), to enter BBA3 and subject herself to criticism by the paying DSTV African viewers. She did so because she is convinced that she would be able to entertain the paying DSTV African viewers to the extent that we would reward her efforts by voting her the winner, allowing her to win $100,000. She is not delivering. She is not entertaining me. Therefore, I am voting her out of that house. I have read that people are describing her as a player, some even add the adjective strong, others would like to convince you that she should stay because she is pretty, because she is beautiful. Let’s address the beauty part first. Beauty is subjective. And who cares if some peeps find her beautiful? Is that justification for someone to bore the living daylights out of you? Not for me. Besides, I am a woman. I prefer men. Ok, I prefer gorgeous men. And unfortunately for Psycho, on that beauty point of argument, both Uti and Ricco win it for me. As for player. That is laughable. She is a player. She is playing with Barbie Dolls. I would know cause I had to suffer through one of her mind boggling indescribable boring conversations with Pathetic (my nick name for Munya, cause I can’t believe any man can be that Pathetic) during which they discussed Barbie Dolls and whatever else. Pathetic "I am a Pathetic pawn in a Psycho game." In fact, her extremely dull, boring wrist slitting midnight conversations with the men that so utterly adore her is my main reason for voting her out. It is high time that the ‘Psycho Midnight Talk Show’ be taken of the air. She is running out of boring topics anyway. The menstruation episode is still vivid in my mind. Only a Psycho would remove a blood stained sanitary pad in full view of the man that has a heavy crush on you, am referring to Pathetic, and then take the DSTV African viewers and your admirer, on a full blown descriptive trip of your menstruation cycle. Recalling that traumatizing incident, sent shivers down my spine. In a not so pleasurable way. I need to get her out because I think her next menstruation cycle is most probably already knocking on her uterus. I am not risking the chance for a follow up traumatizing session. She can have that discussion with any person of her choice, with the audience of her choice, off screen. Not on my TV screen at the expense of my subscription fee. Psycho Midnight Talk Show "I retain water during my menstruation. My legs feel heavy." During several episodes of the ‘Psycho Midnight Talk Show’, Psycho’s favorite topic of discussion with Pathetic had been the ex-boyfriend. BBA3 viewers were so-not-entertained with each and every little detail of her failed relationship. The fish pond is small and the number of the fishes in the pond is even smaller, thus desperately Hot Pathetic endured those conversations in the hopes for a small reward in the end. At the painful expense of us, the addicts. And of course, he has to yet claim that small reward. Unfortunately, it was not only Pathetic that had to endure the endless sad tails of the failed relationship; other Housemates also had to sit through her reminiscing trips. Escaping is not exactly an option because that house is small and she is Psycho. Big ups to Da Jersey, that decided that he was not going to sit through that ish. In Da Jersey’s words ‘I don’t have time for baggage’. Schweetttt, high five Da Jersey! Da Jersey 'Bleep that shit! I don't have time for baggage!" Not only is Psycho running out of topics, she is also losing her audience cause the other night Pathetic wanted to know: ‘Lucille on who’s shoulders are you crying about your ex boyfriend tonight?’ And yes, I did enjoy that one! Ok, Pathetic did break out in tears and buried himself under the covers ala Psycho style after that, but who cares? His tiny attempt to break out of the comatose like hold that Psycho has over him was enjoyable to watch and hear. Yes, she knows how to put a DSTV viewer to sleep. Who could forget the night that she and Pathetic compared fathers? “My father is bigger than your father.” “No, my father is bigger and stronger than your father.” What next, I am asking you? My fellow BBA3 addict, Hovito, predicted that she will be discussing the brand of shoe polish that she used at school on the next episode. I am not going to keep her around for that ish. She must get out of the house so that she can deal with issues in the privacy of her shrink’s office. A word of advice to the Psycho’s fans: Keep your focus on the BBA3 game and the housemates. Analyze them, cause they signed up to be scrutinized, to be idolized and adored by the viewing public. We, the non Psycho fans, are not the ones that are parading around on your TV screen. Why are you trying to label us, analyzing us just because we are voicing our opinions? It is not cool that you are dizzing us just because we do not like your Housemate. Get over it and come back with real arguments to convince us why she should be kept. Peace out! Oops, wanted to say: PSYCHO OUT!!!!! |
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NiyiRocks!:Now that Mbeki is gone,I am pretty sure that we will never go African way.South Africans has a culture of putting their nations first.We don't mind sacrificing our self for a bigger cause,Mbeki does not have that culture,he have a 'big man mentality' which is not South African(he spent most of his life hopping from one country to the other,from Nigeria to England I am told). I have a feeling Zuma will recuse himself from becoming president of the country next year.And president Motlanthe will carry on taking South Africa to new height.And yes I am extra happy cause we have Motswana President. |
Mpele and Angelheart,do you really belief that Jacob Zuma is the only one who benefited from arms deal? This is my theory of what could have happened:Thabo Mbeki(then vice president of the republic),Joe Modise(Defence Minister) and other where part of the committee that was negotiating the arms deals,Jacob Zuma who was a minister in Kwazulu natal province was not part of the committee not even in the tender committee.When the deal was almost concluded,Mbeki became the president of the republic and Jacob Zuma was appointed Deputy President(and I think Zuma was chosen because he is a soft,polite,cultured,committed to the organisation,respectable man and most importantly he was not wealthy).When the deal was finalised Mbeki happen to out of the country and Zuma was then a standing president and he signed the contract,before signing though he realised that somethings where wrong,he raised this with Mbeki but was told to shut up or face the consequence.Being Zulu man that he is he didn't take this lightly,he told Mbeki that ngizo'gu thola.Mbeki realised that if he does not destroy this man first this might turn bad.He called Ronnie Kasriel(Intelligent minister),who uses his resources to dig up anything on Zuma,they found out that his financial adviser and friend Shabir Shaik has transfered money to JZ on number of occasions.Kasril called Bulelani Ngcuka(National Prosecuting Authority)to see if they can have a case against Shaik that can implicate JZ.Ngcuka think it is possible but is not going to be easy,he think media could be used to influence people perception on JZ(since JZ was a respectable and cultured man).Bulelani invited editors of all newspapers and feed them with information he has on Zuma but he told them he had a case but wont charge him yet.Newspaper started running the story,and NPA tried Shabir for money laundering and corruption in his business dealings and was found guilty and sentenced to 15 years.During the case it was revealed that Shabir has made a tranferes of up to R1,5 millions of rand to JZ.And also it was found that JZ met one of the company that was bidding for the armsdeal in Mauritius,and that was the connection the NPA needed.Shabir was sentenced to 15 years in prison,Zuma was fromally charged for corruption by NPA and Mbeki used this opportunity to sack JZ. NPA used all their tactics to delay the case,so that they can start prosecuting Zuma when the elections are closer so that it make him illegible to become a president. And yes they tried again tainting JZ reputation by using this HIV positive woman,who have been very close to Zuma and his family infact Zuma once proposed marriage to her,the case was not about Zuma raping a woman but it was about Zuma sleeping with HIV positive woman without a condom(it was a trap but he stupidly fell for it). So Mpele le Angelheart I think there are biggerfishes(that ate bigger pieces) to fry,Mbeki made Zuma a hero.In my book if Mbeki didnt go after JZ,Ceril Ramaphosa was definitely our next president.Sorry for the long story am not a good writer ![]() |
@Poster what planet are you from? You are a damn stupid,attention seeker,ignorant bastard who know nothing about SA.Get a life and stop commenting on things you knows nothing about.Idiot. |
President Motlanthe
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A little kid walks into a taxi and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little Elephant.''The kid goes on with several animals until the taxi driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunkard and your mom was a prostitute?!'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a taxi driver!'' |
The annousement of new president is live on www.702.co.za |
tpia:First I am not Zulu,Unfortunatly unlike you I don't make my mind before the issue is put on the table.It is people like you who make me sick because when you open your mouth we all know what you are going to say,stupidly predictable.My friend I read your comment at this other topic and could not belief how shot sighted you are,if you're really in the land of the kiwi stay there my friendo Nigeria and Africa dont need you.HEE CHINEKE! shine your eyes oo! |
So is Mpele still a Fraud? or we have another fraud in Typia ![]() |
OOPS the top pics is not part of the stadia but some of south africas landscape and scenery if you want to see them then reply to this post i will upload them
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Fifa chief Blatter impressed with Cape Town 2010 stadium Johannesburg (dpa) - Joseph Blatter, president of the world football body Fifa, said Monday he was "very impressed" with progress on Cape Town's 2010 World Cup stadium, which he visited on the second of a four-day visit. Blatter and Fifa Secretary General Jerome Valcke visited the stadium site with Cape Town Mayor Helen Zille, premier of Western Cape province Lynne Brown and the nation's former president Frederick de Klerk, among others. The 68,000-seat Green Point stadium, which is framed by Table Mountain, will host a semi-final match and other games. Delays in the start of construction last year had sparked concern it might not be ready on time, but Blatter said Sunday he was confident all ten stadia being built or upgraded would be ready. The football boss is in South Africa mainly to take the political temperature ahead of next year's general elections, slated for April. Tensions are running high between the leadership of the ruling African National Congress led by Jacob Zuma and the government led by President Thabo Mbeki. Zuma is the ANC's candidate to replace Mbeki as president after the election but some of his supporters want Mbeki to step aside before then. On Sunday, Blatter sought to ease concerns about South Africa's ability to host a successful World Cup, saying after a meeting with Mbeki in Pretoria that organizers had his "100-per-cent" confidence. Addressing the sceptics, Blatter said: "They have to admit the stadia will be ready, people will be well received and so on." What was needed, instead, was a little more enthusiasm in South Africa, he said: "For the whole country to say , yes, let's go, let's do it." On Tuesday, Blatter continues his tour in Johannesburg, where he will meet with former president Nelson Mandela, who was instrumental in getting the tournament to South Africa - the first African country to host it. He will also visit the 94,000-seat Soccer City stadium in Soweto outside Johannesburg that will host the opening and closing matches
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During Sepp Blatter's visit
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Charge of insulting or inciting to contempt of religious creed, Deceitfully inducing belief of lawful marriage And marriage ceremony without lawful marriage. What kind of law is this? |
World Cup cheap seats to cost you a miserly R140 17 September 2008 Cheapskates will fork out a miserable R140 each for the lowest-priced tickets for the 2010 World Cup – the price of a family nosh-up at a humble take-away. “We agreed on an exchange rate of R7 to one US dollar,” local organising committee (LOC) chairman Irvin Khoza said yesterday after the monthly LOC board meeting in Johannesburg. “We realise that the dollar rate of exchange will fluctuate between now and 2010. That means the LOC will bear the cost if the exchange rate goes above R7 to the dollar. “The rate of exchange will be in force for next June’s Confederations Cup as well.” Tickets for the Confederations Cup, which will run from June 14 to 28, will be on sale from November 23, the day after the competition draw in Johannesburg . Tickets for the World Cup finals will go on sale in January next year. The Confederations Cup boasts world champions Italy, South Africa as hosts and the six continental champions, Spain, Egypt, United States, Brazil, New Zealand and Iraq. Fifa general secretary Jerome Valcke said while the World Cup promoted itself, a lot of work was needed to promote the Confederations Cup. But Bafana Bafana’s slump in form is a serious concern to not only the public but to the LOC and to Fifa president Sepp Blatter, who arrived in South Africa on Sunday for a four-day courtesy visit. Blatter was critical of Bafana for failing to qualify for the 2010 African Nations Cup finals in Angola. Said Khoza: “France did not qualify for the 1994 World Cup finals and won the World Cup on home soil in 1998. “Germany were written off before the 2006 World Cup and they ended third. “So I am hopeful Bafana will produce the goods in 2010.” But Khoza admitted Bafana faced a much more serious challenge in 2010 than Germany and France . “We do not have too many players in top leagues in Europe,” Khoza said. “Also our players seem to have shrunk in size since 1996 compared with the west Africans.” Khoza said the solution was to pump more money into the Premier Soccer League. “We must also make sure the South African Football Association gives the Bafana technical team as much support as they can and hopefully Bafana will rediscover how to score goals.” Blatter and Valcke met former president Nelson Mandela yesterday afternoon in Johannesburg, where they presented Madiba with a replica of the World Cup trophy. – Sapa http://www.sowetan.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=844916 |
How do you know if one league is more competitive than the other? by looking at the fifa ranking? or by looking at one good team in that league? Or the result of a team in African competition? Dynamos of Zimbabwe is currently doing well in African champs league does it mean their league is better than of Morroco? |
From Lerato of BBA 2 Fame, Tuesday, September 16, 2008 by Lerato Sengadi It has become increasingly hard to stay tuned for more than 30 minutes to Channel 198. Firstly because all the housemates seem to do is hoard around each other having a major, meaningless Pow Wow’s, secondly because they are all constantly screaming at the same time like a bunch of wild banshees so we can never fully hear what they are saying anyway! And of course because I think the whole show is getting pretty ridiculous! The first fake eviction was ok, a nice little twist to keep the house mates on their toes. But I think the creative team needs to get off the horse tranquilizers and vicodin and stop trying so damn hard to make the show “Wild & Wacky”! I’m not gonna bother too much about the week that was but a few events deserve special mention…` Morris needs to wipe the brown stuff off his nose! Because all the ass kissing he’s doing to Latoya is that obvious. He needs to move on already! Yeah, he may not have the best personality but it seems like the desperation to hook up is setting with the ladies so he might have a second chance at “love”….lol. Uti has become quite vocal lately; I think he takes up any reason to argue. (Note to self: have to arrange for him and Justice to have an Argument Face off!) And has he become a narcoleptic? Cos he seems to nap at any given moment. Mimi has moved to the top of my favourites list. The girl is unintentionally amusing. I get the feeling she sees herself as a dark-chocolate-woman-of-wisdom-Pamela Anderson type– Bond Girl - sex vixen. Contrary to what the mirror says though. None the less her confidence is what makes her rock for me… Munya is slipping….at a rather rapid pace actually. He follows Lucille as if she has doggy treats hidden in her underwear… he’s become such a love sick pup. Friday came and the female pool cleaner arrived to do her thang’… it was only fair as the girls had had their share of perv moments last week. Next time when it’s her turn to clean the pool Biggie should make sure that there are enough bibs for the boys, cos she had them drooling worse than an 8 month old baby eating Cheese Naks! The eye candy, clad in a blue bikini gave the guys one hell of a show, much to the dismay of the female housemates. In fact their jealousy led to them hurling insults at the poor girl. The main culprits were of course Mimi & Slutoya. Slutoya took the trophy though. Commenting on the girl’s figure, fake hair, stretch marks and breasts. She was in no position to talk at all & I’ma put her in her place damn quick (and it’s because she’s just a plain trashy person. I know I aint perfect but the girl is forcing me to rebuttal! And defend the poor girl who is probably contractually bound not to talk back to the housemates!) Here we go: • Her own stretch marks look like the damn Nile River drainage system • Her wild, fake ass synthetic hair makes her look like she’s part of the Lion King cast • Her boobs aren’t that great either, I keep thinking Orangutan. • And her cellulite reminds me of the pot-hole filled roads we use to go visit some of my family that lives in the hectically rural areas of SA. • So she needs to get herself in check! And Quick! Fast forward all the other unnecessary crap that bored me… Sunday arrived much to my delight. As the show started I crossed my fingers, toes, and everything else that I could for Slutoya’s name to be called as the first to leave. But before they could make the announcement we were subjected to yet another dodgy mimed performance. Where the hell are all the A-grade artists from Africa? Do they also realize that this show is really suspect, is that why none are gracing the stage? Anyway…then the concept of the Rubbish dump was explained. OMG! These guys have to be bloody kidding me! Firstly I think it’s a dumb ass idea and a waste of time! The place just happens to be the penthouse minus the glam, with just the bare essentials and loads of stuff which should have been given to a homeless person to go recycle and get cash for. And I have to say that I think it’s just a ploy to get all ya’lls money. It’s a con to vote for people who you, as the viewing public, have already decided should be out. I smell a money making scheme! So the show continued. I did notice that there were a few more audience members this time around…did the producers invest in “Rent-a-Crowd”? lol…, if so then they get an “A” for effort….lol. When the time FINALLY came for them to announce the evicted housemates I was more than thrilled to see Slutoya had been voted out by all but 3 countries (SA, come on, what went wronge!?) And it was obvious that Tawana would be going with her. I was, however, surprised that Sheila hadn’t received not even a single vote…good for her. The two where led back to the diary room. Slutty was more than ecstatic that she had not been evicted. In her puny mind it was yet another fake eviction. She seemed so sure that Africa would never vote her out…she’s convinced that she is Africa’s Darling….lol…, mean while back at the ranch…, lol. Upon reaching the Rubbish dump Slutty immediately started whining! I swear if I was had been stuck with that chick I would have opted for a slow and painful death instead or just start slitting my wrists with a very, very blunt razor. I get the impression that she thinks she is entertaining, that she brings the drama and brings spice to the house…I think she’s delusional! Tawana immediately makes the best of the situation and starts cleaning the “dump”. I guess she’s hoping to find a silver lining around every cloud. She better keep smoking cos those are the only clouds enough to bring her sufficient silver to survive Slutty and her annoying croaking! I am still vying for Slutty to leave and here are my top 5 reasons (amongst others): • She’s a meanie! (that’s a nicer word than what my instincts were telling me say) • She never wants to take part in any tasks (she’s quite during 2 and flat out refused to do another…totally unheard of!)…well except bed hopping! • Her dentist is waiting for her! • Her forehead misses home! • I’m tired of her camel toe! Rock stars of the week: Endemol production team for getting rid of those damn dancers! Ricco for getting over Slutty quicker than her illustrated eyebrow could dry! And Tawana for being such a Domestic Diva! KUDOS! “L” on the forehead goes to: Goes to TK’s jersey. If the housemates aren’t careful it might win the show….ROTFLMAO! Anyway, can’t wait Miss Tanzania to leave. Till next week…. Hallelujah holla back |
Ibime:My brotha you have/had president like Mbeki your Abacha,Babangida,Obasanjo even Jardua,they are all out of touch with ordinary people,they have no connection with whats happening on the ground. South Africa need a motivator,someone who the poor will belief in and at the same time someone who the investors can trust and if you'v been following our politics you'll realised that Zuma is that man. malaza:I should sound like him cause I am a member of ANC youth league in Western Cape,SA youth played important role in getting this country where it is today, and it is us again the youth who should take action when our leader is getting off track,Mbeki is a member of the ANC that is why he is in that position,he was voted by the people and if the people feel he is not representing them accordingly.then we must recall him from his seat.It is nothing unusaul in politics,Tony Blair was recalled from his sit and Gordon Brown was made Prime Minister by the Labour Party. Zuma is going to make president as long as he follow and respect the advises of the ANC National Executive Counsel.Remember ANC govern South Africa,not individual,people vote for the party not individuals |
Ja,He failed people of Zimbabwe,he failed HIV people,he failed poor people.He must step down,although he is a very wise and intelligent man he made stupid decisions. |
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