There is never a dull moment on Nairaland. God bless us all

gabystyle:
You can try to contact the dealer you bought the Fero 501 from to help out, or try to take your phone down to FERO service center in Lagos. Your device is an old model which is presently being faced out of market. So I believe it will be swapped to recent model but it will surely come with a cost.

pls where is the office located in Lagos

demsid:
i cant stream that video cos my nokia fone cant, pls wat are d things u dnt like abt it cos im abt to get it

seconded

How I wish I know the owner of the car, maybe by now those who stole my husband's bus would have returned it

Still not found pls keep us in prayer

Government- Nigeria foreign policy. The teacher then was my crush, to the extent that I read ahead of the class, in other to gain his attention. At last na my best friend he fall for. Thing pain me so that I forgot all the definitions I crammed

I hate ifokore ( water yam porridge)

shamack:
Jollof rice wey no burn for under no dey sweet,,,,,,,shoutout to my ppl, that will leave the main rice n fight for the burnt pot, with the flat iron spoon to the right hand n the pot to the left, head buried to the pot,,,,,,,,,you will dig n dig till mama shout,,,plsssss dont spoil my pot

funny you

In school today I told my children polyandry isnt practiced in Nigeria. What does this woman want me to tell them tomorrow now. This one tire me ooo

May we all have nothing to do with the police. Police Police Police nkan be

Teaveapoet:
Mine z fero bought it 12k. d camera was bad then d battery, i got anoda battery then the screen went blank to crown it all the sim plate couldnt identify sim. am phoneless sha.

seconded that is the same thing that happens to the FERO I bought

mzhorlah:
married couples why not. if you dont kiss, how do you have sex. there is no rule as to who should request for kiss the most important thing is the kiss should happen

what if the lady doesnt enjoy it?

IamKashyBaby:






To be honest, KISSING is not my thing...i cant imagine my gentle lips being abused by another notorious mouth

Lips of my Mr.Right are not meant for my lips..they meant for NUNU..

you cracked my rib. Honestly speaking thats the rhyme am singing

gentlegenius:

Kissing doesn't just start and end with the lips. It involves the sub conscious mind. Many girls don't like it. I have only met just one girl that likes to be kissed anywhere, anytime, any day. Others only engage in it during deep romance, sex or orgasm. While others see it as a turn off. I have even met a girl that will just stop the romance if you make any attempt to kiss her lips.
The bottom line is this: kissing should not be a yardstick to measure how much a girl loves you or how attractive she finds you. Once she hate doing it with you she won't do it with any other guy. Just understand with her and remember that her lips is not the only place you can kiss. There are other places in her body she might enjoy being kissed like her neck, earlobe, forehead, boobs/tips, tighs and even her honey pot.
Guys should find out what their women likes and do just that. My girlfriend hates being kissed ordinarily, but when in deep romance, she'll kiss me as if her life depends on it. I think a man who likes kissing can still marry a woman who hates it. Despite the emotional connection involved in lips to lips kissing, a man doesn't loose anything by not kissing a woman's lips, he can channel the kisses to other areas of her body.
There are other important things you should be worried about in your relationship, but kissing is definitely not one of them.

you are on point sir

0b100100111:
Kissing should perform well this season based o the fact that it's a new league which is less challenging that his previous.

I marvel at people who say Ogono soup is sweeter than Okro soup cos such people re mostly Toyota freaks who believe the toy can out-class a Mercedes.

If you must eat a dog, the local ones re the sweetest. All the exotic breeds like Dalmatian, Boel bull, Mastiff, Rot and the likes re all fat filled beef.

And I will still rate a Samsung over Iphone cos technically proven that Marijuana is more healthy than Tobacco

you try weldone sir

Dlordsamurai:
I am a sucker for kissing, i love kisses so much that my lips are now pink. "op kissing is very important, i dnt play with kisses and pre-intimacy. "it does not matter who should always go for kisses, what matters is that, you know how to kiss good. "yeah its important in every romantic relationship. As a guy, if you cant kiss good, then you cannot eat the pussy_ so good.

I like your response. Thanks

Good day house. Please is it compulsory that married couple should know how to kiss? Who should always be the person requesting for a kiss husband or wife? Can lack of kiss destroy a relationship? Please matured responses. Thank you

PaperLace:
It's the new generation of parents. Especially the mothers, because they are most times responsible for their children's wardrobe. The father on his part lets it slide, thinking it's not his department.

They are all trying to outdo each other these days in fashion through their kids. That's why you see baby girls with hair that even an adult would find heavy _the clothes are something else too. The little boys are seen with dangerous haircuts, sagged jeans, chains and all that. Most adult clothes now have children version, so_ it's the season of fashion madness.

For me, it's not about trying to make them "unattractive" to molesters, as I believe there is no reason enough for that. It's about basic training, some of those outfits are bad on them. Worst thing is, the kids are most times uncomfortable in those wears. They just want to remove them all and play! Let kids be kids.

About the kind of songs they sing and the way they dance _ it's lack of parental control. Some parents are trying to be new school, in the process, they've lost it. I saw one singing "I go chook you chuku chuku" with her daughter, what happened to the "I love you and you love me ", we sang way back?

you are so on point

He believes his employee opinion doesnt count.

QueenOfNepal:
The Lies on this thread will basically come from Romancelanders

you dont mean it. Yeye oba

Loyalblak007:
Göodluck to them but am not voting please

seconded

folakemigeh:
I dont know if it's a general thing with we Africans, but majority of us lie a lot, from our pastors to our Imams, from our teachers to our lecturers,

to our Boss at work, from our parents to our siblings, even from the presidency to the common masses..

I even still told a lie today, i over exaggerated a story by adding my own edited part..

Now to the topic, when one is a chronic liar then that person is suffering from inferiority complex and needs to see a psychologist

i concur

NwaAmaikpe:



I really don't see why you feel bad about being lied to.
You've lived with this person for 8years and this person lies habitually to you.

Your partner is lying to you out of love.
Any person who lies to you cares about you so much to the extent they'd rather lie than hurt you with the truth.

I honestly think the problem is with you...
Your partner believes you don't deserve being told the truth.
You probably have difficulties handling the truth yet you always demand for it thereby putting your partner in a tight corner.
You have to prove that you can take the truth then you will start getting it.


You could also learn how to lie as well,
Sometimes it's good to give people a taste of their own medicine.
When you've beat your partner to the lying game; he/she would give up and a resolution on truth will be reached.



Lying has it's merits and demerits.
Trust me, in a country like Nigeria where honesty is extinct; a good liar is an asset.

S/he can become a spokesperson in any of the nations political party or an aide to a politician.
Better still; like my guy Lugbe has rightly adviced...ask your partner to partner with Lai Mohammed

That way, the lying will be very productive for your family.

bravo

deepwater:
Op, I think the kids are just lucky few to have their drinks packed up and approved by NAFDAC et al

Please check the packs to know if the appropriate authorities have licensed those stuffs

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During my time, we never had such luxury, the only drink we knew was "condense" and orange crush.

We had orange crush once a year, every new year day and it was five kids to share a bottle of 35cl liquid content only, thereafter comes the war to know who owns the bottle Cork (e don tail wey girls begin fight for cork)

For those who don't know what condense is, it is that colorful liquid made of "only God knows" tied up into a white synthetic polymer made of aliphatic or semi-aromatic polyamides (Nylon) and kept in the freezer till it changes its state of matter from liquid to solid ice block and when you bite it, it makes a sound like kaaiinn!!

Funny enough, kids with black currant juice like ribenna would still be begging us our sweet condense

such a great comment it brought back some memories

rsalami:
Good afternoon family. Please my husbands skyblue volkswagen bus with plate number Epe 294 BV was stolen in front of our house in Egbeda Akowonjo Lagos. It is our major source of income. Please if found contact 07033978152 or 08056048758. We have reported at the nearest police station. Please help a sister. I dont know which section to move it please help push to front page. Please help . What will i do to make this go to front page. So sad

still not found. Please help . Its affecting us negatively. So sad

nero2face:
I wish young vibrant men could make way into Nigeria politics, but your case here seems too difficult, maybe u should go ask SOLUDO how he messed up with de money he got from CBN running for Anambra Governor, don't allow people to mislead u and squander de little money u made in movie industry... #advice

great comment

ecoeco:
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E be like say all dos prince nd king roles wey e de play
4 film don de enter im head
Pls som1 tell him that dis is real life oo



#Eco99#

real talk

DEATHMACHINE:
those of you invading his social media to broadcast this pictures are not helping him at all, I can make out their faces anywhere I see them talk more of criminal elements who may have one or two things to score against them.
what is the essence of an intelligence response team when their facial identities are known ?

exactly there is no intelligence response team here again

gabe:
they are mad. because I checked and i'm not mad enough to buy that rubbish.

you got me cracking

WebSurfer:
See how vigilantes dey snap group picture like say na Evans dey catch

you spoke my mind

Generalyemi:
I use God beg u..no buy am

why please?