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YUL EDOCHIE LOSES HIS FIRST SON TO THE COLD HANDS OF DÉÀTH.

Emerging reports indicate that Nollywood actor, Yul Edochie has lost his first son, Kambilichukwu Edochie.💔💔💔💔💔💔

It was gathered that Yul’s first son was rushed to the hospital after falling unconscious.

A source who spoke to Vanguard on condition of anonymity revealed that Yul has confirmed Kambilichukwu’s death as the time this report was filed.

May’s sister who was at the scene said the boy read throughout the night preparing for his exam today. After his exam in school, he joined his mates to play football and that’s when he developed a seizure and was rushed to Mother and Child Hospital. All efforts by the doctors to resuscitate him proved abortive, the report added.

This is coming two months after Yul Edochie and his first wife May, celebrated their first son and second child as he turned 16; showering encomiums and blessings on him.

Source: Vanguard News.

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#JusticeForWhitneyAdeniran: Following parents’ appeal, Lagos state government reopens Chrisland school after weeks of closure

The Lagos State Government has approved the reopening of Chrisland High School Ikeja, seven weeks after it ordered its indefinite closure over the d£ath of a 12-year-old student, Whitney Adeniran.

The latest development followed an appeal by the Parents of all Chrisland School Units who visited the Ministry of Education on Monday to seek the government’s understanding for “the sake of 500 plus students some of whom also have terminal examinations.”

However, the state’s Commissioner for Education, Folashade Adefisayo, said in a letter addressed to the management of the school on Monday that the government has considered reopening the school only for students in “terminal classes i.e JSS 3 and SS 3 to enable them to prepare for their upcoming exams.”
The letter, referenced: MOE/HC/VOL.1/039, and personally signed by Mrs Adefisayo, also invited the school management “to a meeting at the Conference Room of the Ministry on Thursday, 30 March at noon.”

This is coming after parents of all Chrisland School units across the country under the auspices of the Parents Teachers Association (PTA) appealed to the government to consider other students of the school. The parents said in their letter that the other children shut out of the school over the unfortunate incident “are suffering m£nt@l distress and tra¥ma from losing a fellow student.”

Blacc Chyna changed her name back to Angela White.. got all the fillers removed from her face and is getting tattoos removed…she got saved May of 2022….removed her only fans account in which she made 230 million dollars…. And is going back to her regular body…When God calls you to change…you will SURRENDER🙏

I absolutely love that for her🙌🏽

There's this young girl who wrote the just concluded JAMB exam.

Hopefully she gains admission when ASUU and federal government are done playing chess.

There's something interesting about her family.

Her great grandmother got pregnant out of wedlock and gave birth to her grandmother.

Her grandmother also got pregnant out of wedlock and gave birth to her mother.

They said her grandmother imposed all the discipline she could to make sure her mother doesn't get pregnant out of wedlock but somehow somehow it still happened.

On the premise of this, her mother has sworn to guide her daughter and see that they break that chain of getting pregnant out of wedlock. Because the thing is now looking like generational curse, as Nigerian pastors would say.

So the mother sits her daughter down recently and explained everything to her.

While she was talking, tears began to roll down her daughter's cheeks.

Her mom smiled in her heart, for she thought that the tears is a symbol of, "I won't let you down."

But no...

Her daughter is already 3 weeks pregnant out of wedlock.😟

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I hate my side chick. She’s so manipulative! I want to punch her right in her fūcking face. Sometimes I feel like I could just go ahead and kīll her!

She’s a jealous witch! Everytime we watch a movie or series she always thinks I’m undressing other women. Well, fūck her! Maybe if she lost some weight around her belly I wouldn’t have to look and UnCloth other women.

'Fūck, you’re getting fat, babe. Maybe you should stop shoving so much nshima down your throat.'

Not that I’d ever dare tell her that. Its best to lie at her face saying am OK with her being the chubby and continue ogling at other women with fine figures. And, I don’t know, is she really getting fat?

Honestly, it’s best to find an excuse if you’re tired of you a woman.

There’s no need to argue once you can defend something else. Something plausible.

So I’ll tell her that I was drunk and staring and undressing other girls, but not actually paying attention.

That’ll work. We always go off on tangents, anyways, so what’s it to her if I say I didn’t notice the lady with big boobs and the big ass but was instead thinking of a conversation I had with my patients.

'Eww, gross. You smell the sweat from your pūssy. You’ve barely even worked out, goddamnit.'

Lord knows I wouldn't dare say that. Like ever!

Damn, fūcking Chewe! Makes me laugh just thinking of her telling me how Andrew, her boyfriend, won’t fūck her anymore. He must be looking and undressing other bitches too.

I think I should cut all my ties with Chewe. She’s got a job as a Registered Nurse and has a cat to cuddle after the breakup; she’ll be fine. I just know she’ll cry and beg me not to leave her which kinda sucks to go through.

And honestly, I guess I can see why her boyfriend won’t fūck her anymore. Women are fūcking needy and it irritates the soul out of men, they act like they’d fūcking die when they feel starved of attention. Maybe that’s why the single ones get cats. They’re alike. Cats look proper and meow to appear all cute, but then they claw you with razor sharp claws when you least expect it.

Must be why dogs are man’s best friend. Loyal. Never questioning or manipulative.

Oh, Jesus Christ! My stomach really hurts right now. Like fūcking broken glass raking my insides.

Maybe the bathroom will help.

Damn. Am I an asshōle to just breakup Chewe without a reason after eating lunch at her place? Just because I’ve lost interest in her?

Fūck, my head feels hot again. And I’m seeing kinda blurry. The fūck did I eat again?

Nshima, beans and fresh fish. My favorite!

“Why do you always open the door when I’m taking a shit, Chewe?!”

“Oh, don’t worry, Yange. I won’t be long. When Andrew tried to leave me, I cried and cried. I don’t miss him anymore, for you I will.”

“You’re such a witch, Chewe!”

“Oh, but Yange, witches get things done. And you’re too much of an asshōle to realize I poisoned your beans. You see Yange, you’re really good in bed and I do enjoy our sex, but you’re such an asshōle. You want to leave me without so much of an explanation. So I prefer to still fūck you in your death.”

And though her words shook me, my mind is too fuzzled up to find a response. I feel myself slipping off the toilet bowl. I can feel the hard bathroom tiled floor absorbing my pain. My thoughts. My life.

Damn! I haven't even flushed or wiped my ass, let me hit Post before I die—

Dear men,

This is no longer fun. This marriage situation you all are creating. It's not fun anymore.

Stories similar to this are already too much on the timeline.

In all sincerity, stop pretending to be who you're not, to get a lady to marry you and change to a monster afterwards.

I read a lot of these issues and my heart breaks.

Some are the women who message my page for counseling, others are random posts I see on social media.

You were an all gentle, all romantic, all modern man during your courting period.

Only to become a verbal abuser and respect seeking parasite after marriage.

You literally jerk off at her pains and displeasure.

You bully a wife you took your entire community to marry, into a drenched rat trying to hide from a trapper.

You turn your once confident girl friend into a timid, insecure wife who literally walk on egg shells.

What exactly do you intend to achieve from making your homes hell on earth?

The earlier we realise the modernity in the women we've come to be with at this age, the better for us.

As long as she hasn't refused you her morally expected wifely duties, she deserves to see her boyfriend in you, even as a husband.

This inhumane bully attitude you hide behind the masks of being a traditional man is eventually going to be the doom of all the wishes you received on your wedding day.

The ones you nodded and said amen to.

She calls you by your name, you get pissed.

She plays with you as a friend, you feel insulted and demand to be godified.

She throws a joke at you, you find the tiniest way to caution her and make her apologize.

You shout at her, call her names and literally verbally abuse her as if she was a stranger.

Should you even treat strangers that way?..

You don't need a wife sir, you needed a slave and you should have gone to Libia for a handful of them.

Now look at this picture very very well. Keep looking at it. This is what you're doing to yourself.

"𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒔, 𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒅𝒆, 𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒚, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕" -

Mr Awesome

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EBONYI STATE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TO RECEIVE TEST FLIGHT IN FEW DAYS TIME.

It's gonna be the most beautiful airport in the country!

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Meet Nigeria's Dr. Godwin Maduka, who transformed his village to a town.

He built over 100 houses for widows. He also built schools, courts, a police station, an hospital, quarters for Judges, Police and Teachers, pharma company, churches in his village, Umuchukwu in Anambra State.

Dr. Godwin Maduka is the CEO of USA's largest pain treatment center, the Las Vegas Pain Institute and Medical Center in Nevada State.

It has 80 employees.

He is building Africa's largest medical research hub, an 18-storey skyscraper in his village.

He also built a Chinese restaurant in his village.

He vowed to make his village as beautiful as Las Vegas, USA, where he works.

He is the Director of Nevada State Board of Medical Examiners in USA.

"𝔹𝔼𝔸𝕌𝕋𝕐 𝕆𝔽 𝕋ℍ𝔼 ℕ𝕀𝔾𝔼ℝ𝕀𝔸ℕ ℙ𝕀𝔻𝔾𝕀ℕ"

E dey? (Is it available?)

E dey. (It is available.)

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Na him be this? (Is this him?)

Na him he this. (It is him.)

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She sabi wella? (Is she good at it?)

She sabi wella. (She is good at it.)

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E correct? (Is it correct?)

E correct. (It is correct.)

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E don clear now? (Is it clearer, now?)

E don clear now. (Now, it is clearer.)

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They don bring light for house? (Has power been restored at home?)

They don bring light for house. (Power has been restored at home.)

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The music make sense? (Is the music nice?)

The music make sense. (The music is nice.)

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You can add yours.

Nigerian pidgin is beautiful. 😂

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Do you know how you break pasta/spaghetti into the pot with your hands when trying to boil it??

Well, in Italy it is considered illegal or a sin to break the pasta, it is hated and definitely frowned upon by Italians, Pasta is an integral part of Italian culture....

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Let's talk easy but difficult meals...

Pap and custard are one of the many meals that look easy to make but actually very difficult to prepare for most people including myself.

As much as we'll want to deny it, everyone of us has messed this up before.

Trust me, you'll need to have the special skill or else you'll end up making nonsense which you'll still have to eat anyways😅

I can remember I had to reboil it after making it, just so it could be less watery enough for me to eat but then it ended up having lumps like the one in Slide 3 🤦

So yeah, the pap and custard has to be mixed with the right proportion of water and if you miss this, just say goodbye to your breakfast.

Now the question goes, How good are you in making pap and custard? Do you have that special skill?
Pick your slide 😅

Feel free to mention other easy but difficult meals too.

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Ghana's 7-year-old Albert Ofosu Nketia has become an internet sensation following a viral video of him crying then laughing.

He asked his mum for yam, but she gave him plantain instead, and he started crying.

His grandmother sang to him to cheer him up, and he started laughing.

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According to Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary Timeless means not appearing to be affected by the passing of time or by changes in fashion.Something timeless is a classic of some sort that is unchanged by time. It's just as good or true now as when it was created.Restricted to no specific time; always valid, true, or applicable.
Over the years right from when Davido started singing from his first album omo baba olowo to the last album he dropped there are ever green songs which even till this day if played in a club, party or even at home while watching the TV makes people want to swing their hips and move their heads to the rhythm. Davido being timeless means that even after 10 years his songs will still be in vogue
His songs would still motivate, heal and inspire so many people out there. And that is why he's the Timeless GOAT of Afrobeats and I'm his Timeless loyal Stan⚡❤️
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10 THINGS TO RESIST AS AN ADULT.

(No. 9 is very important.)

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1. Resist the urge to touch your face/eyes after adding pepper to food, when cooking. The urge is usually strong. Na that time e go be like say something dey scratch you for eyes. Avoid it.

2. Resist the urge of calling your mom by her first name when you both are having an argument.

3. Resist the urge of thinking everyone with massive following or engagements on Facebook/social media is well to do or has money. Most of una FB celebrity are broke-hass.

4. Resist the urge to toast me in the DM. I don get babe already. I no get extra space for funnication.

5. Resist the urge to be a MANCHESTER UNITED supporter. E be like suffer no dey tire you.

6. Resist the urge of comparing Asake with Burna Boy. Na small thing dey make some of us vex. Odogwu no be anybody mate.

7. Resist the urge to pee on your body while taking your bath. Stop it.

8. Resist the urge to snap my crush with a fairly used phone from computer village. Abeg, no let my crush begin worwor for my face when you post the pictures.

9. Resist the urge to not register and partake in the forthcoming MR. & MRS. YOROCHI. You might be the next Helen or Paris. Plenty things dey to win o. And registration na free.

10. Resist the urge to not engage on this post. Haba! Try dash me small reactions and enter my DM make you dash me money.

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I had sex yesterday with a female friend

I sucked her toto

I used my mouth to drain all the blood and meat in her toto

My female friend is dead and her corpse deposited in the morgue

I'm not proud of who I was, but I'm proud of who I am now – who God has made me to be.
In the year 2020, I was introduced to a hard drug called “crystal meth”
I came from the street, so in the street we dey call am “woto woto”.
Sorry, I might use a few slangs here.

Ever since I was a young boy, I wanted to try everything.
Some of you know my story. How I went from tramadol to igbó to arizona & popping all kinds of pills & then, to one of the most dangerous drugs on the planet, crystal meth.
E get many things wey I no fit disclose .

Whenever I took in crystal meth (woto woto), I would not eat for a whole day.
On a normal day, I like food. Nobody for my house chop reach me. Even my friends know.
I would stay for one day, two days, THREE DAYS without eating.
It got to a point where all my trousers became oversized.
My legs looked like two standing broom sticks.

I enjoyed the “feeling”, but I was dying.
At a point, crystal meth became my source of confidence & happiness.
Anytime wey I feel sober, I go just waka enter bunk.
The streets knew my name. I became a drug addict & I hung out with internet frauds, cultists & thieves.
They became MY FRIENDS.

My mom always called me a man of God, and I would argue with her for that.
I didn't argue with her because I don't like men of God, I argued with her because I never believed that God could use a man like me.
“Nah only me & God know weytin I dey do for secret. If you know you no go call me man of God.”

Everything became history when Jesus saved me.
And up till now, it all feels like an unbelievable dream.
Look at me now bro. Look at me now!
Someone who used to be a thug. Someone who used to be a drug addict. Someone who used to be a chain-smoker.
Look at how Jesus has changed me !

John 3 vs 16 used to sound like a nursery rhyme to me, until I understood what it truly means.
Whosoever believeth in him. WHOSOEVER.
Brooooo, see as I dey cry dey type.
Jesus doesn't just see who you are now, He sees way beyond. He has a picture of who you are meant to be.
The world may see a drug addict. Jesus sees an evangelist.
The world may see a prostitute. Jesus sees a preacher.

I am NOT ashamed of the Gospel of Christ .
I will never be ashamed of telling the world about how Jesus saved me.
I don't know, but it feels so unreal how much Christ has changed me – but it is REAL.
The salvation power of the Lord is available. All you have to do is to believe in Him.

To believe in Jesus Christ is to trust Him.
To believe in Jesus Christ is to love Him.
To believe in Jesus Christ is to obey Him.
Brethren, your full potential is in Christ Jesus.
There's no sin that He cannot forgive.
If Jesus saved me, He can save you too.

Thank you for reading. God bless you. ❤️✝️

INTRODUCTION

Hi am somtochukwu (RTID)I'm a Content Creator, Visual Effects Producer, Digital Marketer and Entrepreneur.

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Well I've been a part of the Creative industry creating various kinds of contents for 9 Years + now and over the Years I've helped countless brands build contents that matter to their audience and as well help them push those contents to help scale their growth.

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Vfx Lead/Instructor | Content Creator | Social Media Manager | Project Manager at FMCI - Foundation for Multimedia Creativity & Innovation.


My previous full time work experience was one that really helped shape me as a Creative to play well with others(a Team of Creatives) and I'm grateful for the amazing people I worked with.

• Content Creator
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• Visual Effects Lead/Instructor
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• Digital Illustrator
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• Social Media Manager
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• Project Management Team
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