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One of my favorite cultures about Igbo men is how if one person in the family makes it in business, he makes sure that every single person in that family becomes an integral part of the business.

The women are sent to school and become managers of the business while the men go on to open other branches of the business to expand the empire.

The Igbo NwaBoy mentorship scheme has lifted many families out of poverty and made many multimillionaires in several families that is why the lowest poverty rate in Nigeria is in the South East.

My own people, when they become successful, most of them will not empower their relatives. In fact, that’s when they will even cut you off as if na you be the witch wey delay their breakthrough

A 22 year old boy and a 22 year old girl are not agemates.

A 30 year old man and a 27 year old woman are not agemates.

A 35 year old man is agemates with a 26 year old woman.

But a 40 year old man and a 40 year old woman are agemates.

A 35 year old man and a 40 year old woman are agemates.

Know this and know peace.

Only men should comment.

Do you mind if your woman has a male bestie or there’s nothing there?

The Double Standards of Nigerian Women

When a woman leaves an unhappy marriage and becomes a side chic to another married man

Nigerian Women - She deserves to be happy. She has finally found love. I wish more women are as brave as her.

When a man leaves his unhappy marriage and marries another woman

Nigerian women - Shame on him. He’s a disgrace. He will also leave that woman. Tueh

When a man cheats on his wife

Nigerian women - He’s a disgrace. Divorce him before he gives you STDs. Look at how fine his wife is, what do men really want?

When a woman cheats on her husband

Nigerian women - Maybe her husband doesn’t touch her at home. He must have cheated first. Her husband doesn’t pay attention to her (You will never hear one mention of STDs)

When a single man sleeps around

Nigerian women - He’s a dog. He sleeps with anything under a skirt.

When a single woman sleeps around

Nigerian women - She’s living her best life. Good girl no dey pay.

When a man marries a rich woman twice his age

Nigerian women - This one na gold digger. Lazy man. She should be careful oh.

When a woman marries a rich man twice her age

Nigerian women - So happy for her. God when? They look so cute together. Truly, age is just a number.

When a man breaks up with a woman after 6 years of dating and marries another woman

Nigerian women - He has used and dumped her. He is wicked. This new woman is very shameless, reaping where she did not sow.

When a woman breaks up with a man who saw her through school for 6 years and marries another man

Nigerian women - someone you’ve known for 2 months can have better intentions than someone you’ve known for years, time means nothing. Did she force him to pay her school fees? He was grooming her and it backfired.

This is why if you find yourself agreeing with facebook women you need to check yourself because they are only pushing their gender agenda. Once the tables are turned, they will bring out their vitriolic attitude and condemn the innocent man who happens to be their victim that day.

Mad people.

Instead of doing september dump, why not

1. Wash your towel (its been a year already)

2. Wash your bedsheet. Get up.

3. Change your toothbrush

4. Give that sponge a break.

5. Throughly clean your room.

6. Shave your pubic hair (especially those places)

7. Delete things from your gallery.

8. Forgive that person (I am talking to you)

9. Wash your curtains.

10. Write down your goals for the last quarter.

Stop dumping what's not necessary. Bye 🥴

If we are nragbuing and you hold back my squirt, because you are too embarrassed to wet my bedsheet, that's the last you'll ever hear from me.

A lot of you are just selfish.

How will I be trying to extract liquid out of you and when it's time for it to start gushing out like oshimiri Betshada, you tell me to stop that you want to go to the toilet and pee?

Amaka, your Destiny will be cut short the way you cut my squirt!

You're not shy enough to go naked or fart during doggy, but squirting one litre of clear liquid on my bed is where you draw the line?

Squirting is like a mini trophy. The ultimate trophy is when you nyuo (cum).

If squirting is a game of football, it'd be the semifinals.

So, why would you deliberately hold back my mini trophy?

Isn't that sheer wickedness?

Amaka, gba ru m mmiri, don't be shy.


Squirt one full geepee tank on my bed!

When it comes to Parties, leave it for Yoruba people. These guys understand this party thing.

It's only a Yoruba party you'll attend and as you're just settling down, usher is bringing Samosa, Puff puff and that thing that is shaped like Bermuda triangle for you to start eating.

Before you can finish eating the small chops, chi exotic and red wine has been brought for you to drink while you await the main meal.

You'll see the celebrant shouting at the people serving food.

"Shey ounje ko ti ready fun awon guest mi?! Evin pa won!"

She'll now come and apologize to the guests that food will be ready in five minutes.

Of course, this food is serve yourself; buffet galore!

Amala ati gbegiri, the real party jollof rice, fried rice, chicken sauce, all variety of soups! Of course, the meat you'll be served will be bigger than your destiny. It's only Yoruba people that will serve you one full croaker fish at their parties!

But you see my Igbo brothers?

You'll attend party with an empty stomach and the celebrant will come to ask you;
"Icho helo ko rife?"

Oga na food I wan chop nah! I'm not a drunkard! Give me food, for where?

You'll be on your 2nd crate of "helo" beer, before food will finally get to you;

Crayfish jollof rice and a slice of meat that resembles MTN SIM card.

Dear Kings

If a woman cheats on you once, let her go. No, it was not a mistake. No, it wasn’t your fault that she cheated.

Forgive a cheating woman, but do not accept her back. Keep her very far away from you for your own sanity.

You’ll think that you can forgive and forget and everything will go back to normal, it will not. Cheating back will not make you feel better, having 10 side chicks will not make the pain go away.

You will tell her that you’ve forgiven her but you cannot forget it and anytime you remember it, you will resent her. Even when she’s not cheating on you, you will no longer trust her and you will become insecure and keep creating problems for your relationship.

When she innocently fails to pick your call, your heart will be beating fast where you are, you will become suspicious and verbally abusive. You will constantly remind her that she cheated. You will become a monster and by then you’ll wish you let her go from the moment you found out that she cheated.

It's even worse when you're married. You will doubt the paternity of your children and even when you confirm that they're yours, the hate you have for their mother's infidelity will spread to them. You won't hate them but you will remember the hurt whenever you look at them.

All of this can be avoided. Just let her go.

There are so many good women in the world that deserve you and so many other men in the world she can have a fresh start with. That relationship don sour like egusi soup, you no fit save am.

My permanent problem with some Nigerians is how they display stupidity in the name of empathy.

A physically challenged person knowing the limits of his own body decides to embark on a trek with clutches from Nsukka to Enugu, a 46 KM journey that will take a normal walking person 11 hours to make. This man isn't trekking to protest his unemployment. He is trekking to go and pay homage to a social media celebrity.

Everyone with half a brain knows that it a stupid thing to even attempt and I have called it what it is, a stupid-a-thon. And there are brain dead people in my comments asking me to show empathy to him and even insulting me.

Someone wants to embark on a stupid venture and you want me to tell him sorry and give him money because he's disabled. What will now happen when all the disabled people start doing the same thing?

Some of you have disabled people in your neighbourhoods, why don't you encourage them to do stupid long journey treks to attract public sympathy?
Since you people do not have the capacity to think, I will help you to be doing the thinking.

It is stupid for a disabled person to attempt to trek with clutches for 46km and anyone who thinks it's okay is also stupid.

It is the same level of stupid empathy they showed to two useless boys that were fired from their place of work for dancing instead of doing their jobs. When we spoke against the poor work ethics of the boys, they insulted us and were happy when the boys were sent on scholarship to Cyprus. We are seeing how that one is playing out in real time.

Finally, I am not a part of love and light facebook. If I see stupidity, I will call it out. Even your disability will not excuse your stupidity and evoke empathy from me.

During that COVID 19 period.

They had just called off the strike.

I was rounding off with final year.

I went to pay this my friend a visit. I hadn't seen her through out the COVID 19 period.

I got to her place and saw they were doing clean-up. Her roommate, especially.

But not an ordinary kind of cleanup.

I saw her take a full carton of noodles outside and didn't return with it.

Next were items like palmoil, salt, garri...

I had to ask my friend were she was taking all those items to.

She said that the girl was disposing them.

"Why?" I asked, not expecting the answer that followed suit.

"Because most of the food items got spoilt or expired during the COVID 19." She answered.

"But you were around and didn't travel. Why didn't you use them?"

"Use what? I specifically called this girl to tell her about her stuff she left when she went home. That some of them were beginning to spoil. My roommate said I should leave them for her, that she will use them when she gets back."

"Even though they were spoiling?" I couldn't fathom what I had just heard.

"Yes ooo! I kept calling her every month. She'd give me the same reply, till I got tired and left her alone." She continued.

"So, you mean your roommate couldn't even ask you to use the stuff and preferred them to spoil?" I was bewildered at this point.

come to the kitchen let me show you something." She dragged my hands in a hurry, before the room mate returned.

I went into the kitchen and shouted blood of Jesus at first sight.

A tuber of yam her roommate left and instructed her not to touch, had grown into a rainforest.

I hate having random discussions with Uber Drivers.

Like, oga just drive nah. I don't want to hear about your family problems.

This Uber guy was having none of it.

From the very first moment I stepped in, he started.

"Oga, good morning."

I respond.

He asks how my night was. I respond too.

"Are you married?" He proceeds to ask.

Where on earth is that question coming from?!

But I respond, because I'm trying to be polite.

"No, I'm not."

"Then you don't know what the Lord has done for you, Oga."

I kept mum.

"Like this now, I've a pregnant wife and four children to feed, clothe and pay school fees. My last child's baby milk is due and the money I'll make today is to buy baby milk and Pampers . How much wey I dey make in a week kwanu? I still have to do account for the person that has the vehicle."

I look up to see him staring at me from his rear mirror.

Why me? Why do these Uber Drivers target only me?

"Oga, to be a man isn't easy ooo! Sometimes, I dey look my pikin dem and get jealous. Those kids don't have to bother about anything. Just wake up, go to school, eat and sleep." He continued.

God, why me?

"The small small profit wey we dey even see, now Tinubu don collect am with him fuel."

I look up and nod my head, just to look like I was in the conversation.

There was silence for a while.

We were right in the middle of Third Mainland Bridge, when this man opened his mouth to talk again;

"Sometimes I feel like just ending it all."

Me looking at the window and realizing the implication of what he just said:👇👇👇

"Isi Gini, Driver?!"

Dry humping is another aspect of sex that many people neglect.

Dry humping is an aspect of sexual intimacy that involves both parties humping themselves without actually penetrating each other.

Say for example.

The guy could just be wearing nothing but a pair of boxers, while the girls gets on top of him and grinds on his phallus which should be erect. Just that in this case, there's no actual penetration.

I tell you, this is really crazy, especially for the girls!

Dry humping actually gets many girls to achieve orgasm, more than they get with penetration.

There are several ways you could dry hump.

For the guys with extra sensitive penis, just get the girl to position in a doggy manner, while you pretend to hit it from the back, with your clothes on. It could get you to reach orgasm.

But this is more pleasurable for the girls, because they are the ones who need it the most.

So, to dry hump, just make sure your man is wearing a cotton material down below, that will allow for better sensation.

Get on top of him and slowly move your hips on his crotch until he gets hard.

Then, you can start circling your waist on his erection, making sure to apply pressure on your clit with it.

Increase the tempo at which you whine to suit the pleasure you are feeling. You could bounce, you could move your hips back and forth... Just make sure to follow the rhythm that suits you.

Then, you as the man should make sure your hands are working on both breasts. Squeeze and pinch her nipples, to get her really excited.

This barely takes 3-5 minutes and I assure you that she will stain whatever you're putting on with her cum.

There's also what is referred to as pillow humping, for those who don't have a man to dry hump.

It involves putting a pillow in between your ties and squeezing your legs so tight, so you can build up pressure in your pussy.

You don't even need to finger yourself. Just touch your breasts and continue clenching your thighs tightly with the pillow in between them.

If you don't cum, know that I'm not an Ashawo!

Your son who is 17 years of age left the house and told you he was going to "hustle", that you should pray for him.

You ask a few questions and you give him your blessings to go and "hustle".

Within three months of hustling, he sends you 1.4million. 400k to buy stuff for the house and 1m to save for him.

You don't care. You don't bother to ask how the money came about.

Within a few weeks, he sends 2m to you. Says you should save 1.5 and use 500k for the household.

You become your 17 year old son's account manager.

Before 19, he buys a small car and comes to show the family.

For the first time, in two years, you're seeing your son. Looking like a high way robber. Dreads, black lips, red eyes... His innocence is gone.

He changes all the appliances in the house. Opens a small store for you. Of course, he's the one responsible for all his siblings.

As a matter of fact, you're waiting for one of your son to finish secondary school, so he can go and join him to "hustle".

By 21, he comes back with a bigger car and gives you the smaller one to be using.

You still don't know your son's whereabout or where he lives.

All you do is to tell your neighbors that God has blessed your son.

At 23, your son comes and tells you he wants to renovate the family house.

Within 1 year, he completes the building and you invite your pastor to come and pray for the house.

When anyone who cares to know, asks what gave your son money, you tell them;

"Clypto".

Shame on you, Papa and Mama Pablo! Shame on you!

10 Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed.

1). Own your 2 minutes like a man.
"Baby, that was so quick yeah? Yes, I know. Usain Bolt lasts longer on the track than I do."

2). Just keep Silent And Let Your Shame Be Less Shameful.
Asking her if she came when you came faster than a cockrell, is adding fuel to the fire.

3). Don't You Dare Sleep Off!
Sleeping off shows you're selfish and wicked! Your eyes should be wide open thinking of how to make atonement for your terrible performance.

4). Apologize Like A Real Man.
Say sorry and leave it like that. Don't blame it on innocent sugar or stress.

5). Get Yourself Up And Go Fix Her Something To Eat.
Ensure you cook something that lasts longer than you.

6). After Eating, Stroke Her Hairs And Gently Sing Rock A Bye Baby So She Can Sleep.

7). You Can Now Sleep Too.
Make sure to ask God why, in your dreams.

. When She's Ready To Leave, Ask For Her Account Details.

9). Make Sure You Send Money That Shows How You Were Supposed To Last.
For example, no 2k, 3k, 5k, because it'll just remind her of how bad you were. It should start 20k upwards. At least 20k, 20mins.

10). When She Leaves, put Burna Boy's Last Last On Repeat.

Just remembered when I was toasting one werey that was living in an area that the roads were very bad and barely motorable.

When the love was sharking me, I offered to drive to her gate and pick her up for a date. I didn't know that the road was very bad. When we left her neighbourhood to smooth roads, i started hearing strange sounds on the tyres of my car. But as a gentleman, I didn't complain.

To make it a perfect date, I still took her back to her house after the date. The next morning, my mechanic gave me a bill to change my shock absorbers and ball joints.

Apart from the fact that she was living in an anti car environment, she was a fine girl and was good company so a week later she asked that we go on another date.

I agreed and told her where to meet. This werey asked me if I wasn't coming to pick her. I said I couldn't and she said she wasn't coming out if I wasn't coming to pick her. I told her to enjoy her time at home.

Werey went on WhatsApp status and wrote "Don't introduce me to an energy you can't keep up with"

Na there I vex. Werey wey her salary no fit buy my two shock absorbers and ball joints.

Na me Bleep up. Na keke I for use go pick her for the first time so I for dey consistent with the energy.

Rubbish.

Your Bad And Nasty Pickup Lines To Use On That Girl.

1). Are you filled with the holy ghost? Will love to be baptized in between your thighs.

2). I'm 6f9. 6 feet is for me, 9 inches is for you.

3). You look so much like a Queen. Would you like to make my face your throne?

4). The weather is hot. I wouldn't mind if you make it rain on me.

5). This food tastes good, but I bet you taste better.

6). I'm a very prayerfully man who not only knows how to speaks in tongues, but can also make you speak in tongues.

7). You look like you've been lacking Vitamin D. I could give you that.

. You look like a plate of jollof Rice. I want to spoon you.

9) Is there a mirror in your crotch, because I can see myself there.

10). I love how you sit on that chair. I bet that ass could fit on my face too.

- It is wrong to demand sex from a woman before helping her.

Some men in my comments - Nothing goes for nothing. Life is give and take

I hope you maintain this energy when you’re trying to get a big man to give you a contract and he asks you to suck his dick. I hope you will suck it.

Thank God for LGBT, this is now so rampant in the Nigerian Political and Corporate industrial complex and every serious hustler is bound to experience it once in their lifetime.

When your children ask you why you didn’t become rich, I hope you don’t tell them that it’s because you refuse to suck ordinary penis to win the contract that would have changed your life and as an extension, their own lives too.

You think because you’re a man, you’ll never face that sort of choice? I dey laugh you. You will learn to suck dick since nothing goes for nothing.

You people better start watching gay porn to learn how to suck Dick because you will be faced with that choice one day.

visaclick:
My own wife needs 15k to prepare soup alone. Different strokes

no be only 15k you for talk 200k

People and lie

If you check am e no get job ohhhh

One thing about Naijirians is that they will always find a way to insert some form of Classism or Elitism in virtually everything, even in something as subjective as humor.

Right now, I’m confused as to how people are peddling layi wasabi as some almighty genius. Just today alone, I have seen 4 long posts saying that his style of comedy is for smart people, people with high IQ’s.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Layi wasabi more than most people, I find everything about him funny.

But what exactly do I need a high IQ to understand?

//you were caught with blood on your hand, you were caught red handed//

//I might be short but my life is not cut short//

where exactly is the brain twister?

And things like these piss me off, especially when there’s absolutely no need to insult people’s intelligence because they do not find something funny.

Everybody understands what he says, they just don’t find it funny because humor is subjective.

It’s the same way I don’t find Shank funny. It’s the same way people don’t find Sabinus funny.

And the annoying thing is that you look around and see drops of this silly, forced classism everywhere.

It’s the same thing with people who think it’s a flex to say //I don’t listen to Naijrian music, it’s just noise//

And then they strut around, raise their shoulders and act like they’re the most intelligent people in the world.

There’s nothing too intellectual about Layi, there’s nothing that requires me to have the IQ of Albert Einstein.

People don’t find him funny, and it’s okay because humor is subjective. His skits are not meant for smart people.

I’m telling you, if you have to use up your IQ points to understand Layi, then it simply says a lot about your level of intelligence.

The Double Standards of Nigerian Women

When a woman leaves an unhappy marriage and becomes a side chic to another married man

Nigerian Women - She deserves to be happy. She has finally found love.

When a man leaves his unhappy marriage and marries another woman

Nigerian women - Shame on him. He’s a disgrace. He will also leave that woman. Tueh

When a man cheats on his wife

Nigerian women - He’s a disgrace. Divorce him before he gives you STDs. Look at how fine his wife is, what do men really want?

When a woman cheats on her husband

Nigerian women - Maybe her husband doesn’t touch her at home. He must have cheated first. Her husband doesn’t pay attention to her (You will never hear one mention of STDs)

When a 19 year old boy forges UTME result

Nigerian women - That’s how they are. Upcoming yahoo boy. Jail him.

When a 19 year old girl forges UTME result

Nigerian women - This girl is too young to know how to forge result, someone must have helped her do it. She’s innocent. JAMB is trying to set her up.

When a single man sleeps around

Nigerian women - He’s a dog. He sleeps with anything under a skirt.

When a single woman sleeps around

Nigerian women - She’s living her best life. Good girl no dey pay.

When a man marries a rich woman twice his age

Nigerian women - This one na gold digger. Lazy man. She should be careful oh.

When a woman marries a rich man twice her age

Nigerian women - So happy for her. God when? They look so cute together. Truly, age is just a number.

When a man breaks up with a woman after 6 years of dating and marries another woman

Nigerian women - He has used and dumped her. He is wicked. This new woman is very shameless, reaping where she did not sow.

When a woman breaks up with a man who saw her through school for 6 years and marries another man

Nigerian women - someone you’ve known for 2 months can have better intentions than someone you’ve known for years, time means nothing. Did she force him to pay her school fees? He was grooming her and it backfired.

Watch out for Part 2

Meanwhile na Mumu dey follow these standards.

Dear Kings.

Do whatever the hell you want for your happiness. The women that will cry on your matter on Facebook will do the same thing if given the opportunity.

It will favor me and my family

I fucking hate that slang

If you are a degree holder, and you spend 10 million naira and above to go to the UK only to wind up doing care jobs, then you don't have sense!

I know I'm a broke person who is in no position to tell you this, but read my lips.

YOU DON'T HAVE SENSE!

Remember she is giving to God
God is looking at the heart

Don't be discouraged
Continuing paying your tithes

Life nah Give and Take

We are trusting God for something

I can build this for you with only N50m if you already have land and water for the swimming pool.

DM me let’s do business

Dear Kings.

Do not commit to a woman that is obsessed about her pastor. "My pastor said this", "My Pastor said that", "Let me ask my Pastor first".

Leave her to marry her Pastor as she is clearly in love with him. You don’t want to be married and be competing for your woman’s affections with some "Pastor".

It’s even worse if she’s a worker in church, she will use every avenue and excuse to meet and see Pastor and you cannot even protest because she will use ‘spirituality’ first to say that you don’t want her to grow spiritually and serve God then she will sprinkle small ‘You are insecure’ to make you feel guilty for questioning her excessive communication with her pastor.

Often times and again, we have seen too many cases of men losing their marriages because of Pastor-related infidelity. We have also seen women lose good suitors because their pastor advised against it. Pastor wey don marry go dey discourage him single sisters from marrying suitors because he knows that they will not have his time again.

If you eventually marry her, her obsession with her pastor will ruin your marriage. She will tell him everything that goes on in your marriage and home and if you are an unfortunate member of that church, just know that anything you do at home, your pastor will know.

Leave them to embrace polygamy and marry their pastors as second or third wives. You deserve to be the spiritual and physical head of your own home, not any pastor.

Sorry to burst your religious bubbles, but smoking is not a sin.

In my short stay in the UK, I noticed that almost everyone smokes and they smoke to keep their insides warm because of their extreme climate.

However, smoking is addictive because of the nicotine content inside.

In fact in some countries in Europe, people can smoke at any time of the day but you can’t buy alcohol before and after evenings. Alcohol is more regulated than cigarettes.

Someone smoking in Nigeria is smoking to fuel his addiction that’s why it looks like a sin. We don’t have a cold weather here.

Some people will argue that anything you take that does not edify your body is a sin. If we are to agree on that then we can go on and say that anything that does not improve your body and anything that is bad for your health is a sin

Tattoos
Bleaching cream
Alcohol
The fat in suya
Sleeping under dirty ceiling fan
Living in Abuja down in Port Harcourt
Entering along bus where the smoke is entering the bus
Drinking untreated tap water
Being in a toxic relationship
Drinking carbonated drinks
Shisha
Not marrying more than one wife to help women have husbands

So you see, all of us dey sin.

It's really sad to see girls who are not up to 25, looking like mothers with 3 children.

In the past, it used to be mamas who wear tummy girdle and wraps, but these days, a 23 year old girl can't step out without securing her stomach in place.

You're not even 30, but you already have geepee tank of a stomach, arms that can rival women in August meeting, and thighs that if you cut into pieces, can fill up a whole freezer with meat.

After, you come online to shout real men eat meat.

Amaka, which dirty meat is that?

Have you taken a good look at yourself at the mirror?

Can you even eat yourself, not to talk of another man eating you? Oh yeah, you're a glutton, I suppose you can eat yourself and eat the person next to you too.

Every night, you eat sharwama. Everytime, you are craving pizza. By 11pm, you're making eba. You go out with your friends and only you can consume 5 bottles of small stout. And when they advise you, you say you heard small stout is medicinal.

You can't even bend down to look at your ivedi!

The worst part is that you're yet to get married and start giving birth.

What will happen when you start having kids? You'll obviously be like hydrogen balloon.

All you do is eat. No exercise. You can't even trek 5 metres without breathing like a Fulani cow. "Men love thick girls," but you can't even nragbu well because of too much fat.

You're not up to 25 but you're already looking like an nne nwanyi. Before you leave your house, you have to use tummy wrap to conceal the iron pot of a stomach you're carrying. Wearing abortion belts in the name of waist trainer.

Ask yourself these questions;

If war breaks now, can I run? If Unknown Gunmen pursue me, can I save myself?

Keep deceiving yourself on social media with your thick and curviness. When you look at your mirror at home, it will tell you the real truth

Okay, this is crazy. I was with my friend yesterday and he told me a very shocking true life story.
A particular Yahoo boy went to plus up his Yahoo. Babalawo tell am say make him sleep with 25 women for the whole thing to be successful.
“I will advice you to sleep with 50 ladies at least, because many of these women have been used.”, the babalawo said.

This guy went to book a lodge & stayed there for about 2 months. All he was doing was sleeping with different women.
He slept with over 120 women & went back to the baba.
120 women!!? Quite shocking right? Now, here's the most shocking part of it.

The babalawo told him that out of over 120 girls that he slept with, only 8 have not been used. The rest of them have been used by someone else.
Ahhh! This is crazy. I was traumatized when I heard this story. Things are happening.

So many thoughts came through my mind. This is just one of the many reasons why we should flee from sexual immorality.

You can only pick one ,over to you guys

More

Are you still watching any of these Comedy series?

How long have you been watching them? 😅
Which one is your favorite?

Everyday on the internet, you get to learn that people are really dumb and you should measure your interactions with them because dumb people don’t really know that they’re dumb.

And it’s because even our University systems know that people are dumb, that is why one of the first courses every university student is exposed to is Logic and Philosophy to try and teach people how to process the information flow of knowledge.

Sadly, very few students take that course seriously in Nigerian universities which is why we have a pandemic of dumb adults roaming about.

Adults that believed that if they bathe with salt, it’ll prevent them from having Ebola.

Adults that believed that 5G is the cause of Covid and even argued with us on Facebook that year. Today, they’re now using MTN 5G and they have still not apologized for their stupidity.

Adults that believed that over 5 billion people watched a church program.

Adults that believed that Tinubu would not be sworn in and he would be arrested at the venue of the inauguration because someone stood on a pulpit to say it.

The same adults believe that JAMB, a national institution that has been organizing UTME for over 30 years is witch-hunting a student because of her tribe while the actual top scorer is also from the same tribe.

Some of these dumb adults have even said because Jamb once said snake ate 36 million, they’ve lost their integrity. You see because these dumb people are so dumb, they don’t even know the actual story of the snake saga. They don’t even know that it was Jamb that was investigating one of its staff when the staff made that statement and it was JAMB that reported the story. Dumb people don’t know this because they don’t read.

And the sad thing is that there are more dumb people on the internet than people who think logically. So because their fellow dumb people are sharing the same opinion with them, they believe it’s the correct opinion and go about entertaining themselves with their foolishness and if you point out their ignorance to them, they will not debate you, instead they will insult you because dumb people don’t have the capacity to engage in intellectual discourse.

So my very few smart people, if you come across a dumb person today, don’t engage, don’t indulge, just show them love and pray for them because they don’t even know that they’re dumb.

Good morning and have a splendid day.