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Nigerian girls are more concerned about whether you came inside them than contracting STIs.

Now, this is no joke.

Nigerian girls don't like using condoms. If you're a nurse, pharmacist or lab technician, you should agree with me.

In their defence, condoms can be painful and quiet a number of them react to latex.

So, what they do is to filter their men.

They look at you and if you're a fine boy, they automatically assume you're STI free. So, they allow you go in raw. But you have to promise not to cum inside them, except you're Davido of course.

Now, if you're ugly and they are only nragbuing you because of what they tend to gain, they still allow you go in raw.

After which they go to the pharmacy and buy B Cham, then buy Dr Iguedo Goko Cleanser two weeks later when toto starts to scratch them, and come to social media to update one month later that they don't look like what they've been through.

I really don't understand what Johnny Drille was thinking letting Nigerians know about his wife.

Especially his female fans!

These guys have failed to understand that except you're a rapper, your female audience are more interested in the person singing the song, than the actual song itself.

Yes, you're an amazing singer. But your female fans are going to keep wondering how amazing you'll be in bed.

That's why Johnny Drille, even though not an A List artist, can successfully get 20000 people to attend his show . And 19800 are women. The remaining 200 are gays.

Those 19800 women are crushing on him! The moment you let them know you're married, they cry in their hearts and move on from your music.

Since he has successfully hidden his Marital Status for one year, why did he choose to reveal it now?

Goodluck selling out shows or getting your die hard fans to listen to your music.

Dem go port go Portable; at least that one dey open marriage.

Anyone who knows Mmesomma Joy Ejikeme, the girl who was said to have scored 364 in JAMB, should have her contact me or my assistant, Maazi Ogbonnaya Okoro II.

Whether she scored 246 or 364, doesn't matter. All I see is a smart girl either ways. If she was able to manipulate that result like JAMB is claiming, it means the tech world needs an asset like her.

For that reason, I'm offering her full time scholarship to any University in Cyprus to study a course of her choosing fully sponsored by OPM tithes and offerings.

I shall also be providing her family with an estate (fully furnished) for her family to live in, until their daughter finishes school.

OPM to the world.

What category do you belong to?

Me: shege banza cause I dey owe palmpay

You cannot train a woman in school to end up with you. It used to work in the days of our parents but not now.

Instead of you to embark on that fruitless venture, train your sisters or female cousins in school. The return on investment is better.

Because you have a savior complex, you want to pay school fees for 4 years and send upkeep money so you will be the centre of her world and expect her loyalty as an expression of her gratitude but you're wrong.

As a student, she will cheat on you on her fellow jobless students while you're still paying her fees. When she graduates, she will go for NYSC and meet young male corpers with very bright futures and around her age range. She will prefer to gamble with growing with someone like that than end up with an old man like you.

If she doesn't leave you then, during and after her service year she will be privileged to meet younger and richer men with even more prospects than you. It's a no brainer that she would forsake the idea of a flamboyant future and stick with you because you paid school fees for her.

It doesn't mean she's not grateful to you oh that you saw her through school, it just means that she is now educated and exposed enough to decide for herself that she cannot commit her future to a marriage with you because she wants to express her gratitude.

The years and money that you expended on a fruitless venture would have been better put into meeting a woman who has already completed her education and settling down with her.

Happy birthday Burna Boy 🥳

The king!

• Most certified African act in 🇬🇧.
• African act with the most chart entry in 🇬🇧.
• Most #1 songs on 🇬🇧 Offical Afrobeats Chart.
• 1st African act to have 2 solo platinum singles in 🇬🇧.
• 1st African act to have 10 top 40 hits in 🇬🇧.
• 1st African act to sell out a stadium in 🇬🇧
• 1st 🇳🇬 win a Grammy with his own album
• Most BET International Act award winner.
• 2 solo platinum certified singles in 🇺🇸.
• Most certified African act in 🇫🇷
• 1st 🇳🇬 act to have an album certified Gold in 🇫🇷
• 🇳🇬 act with the most total views on YouTube.
• 4B+ total streams on Spotify
• Sold out 21k State Farm 🇺🇸, 20.7k MSG 🇺🇸, 20.3k Accord Arena x2 🇫🇷, 20k O2 Arena 🇬🇧, 17k Ziggo Dome 🇳🇱.

Omo nigerians

Your fellow man

Some people just de find joy in bringing your fellow man down

But remember hustle must pay

My Boss you deyyyyyyyy hundred

Continuing doing your thing bro......

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Let's start by spelling our names in Japanese.

I'll go first

Arichikunorikuto....it sounds like name of a backup character for a mc in an anime 😅

What's yours?

No she belongs to the street


Nah LovePeddler she be


Ijeoma see wetin you carry🍑🍆

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I have this genuine love for short girls.

They are hard to offend.

Their maturity level is admirable.

As a tall guy, they are the best to walk with.

They’ll just hold your hand like you’re their daddy.

When they want to hug, they’ll just be hugging your stomach.

They know how to take proper care of people especially their partners.

They love tall guys more than anything.

Someone that can carry them up to see the world very well.

They do not like talking stage very much to avoid saying things like,

“When I was small”.

You’re still small my baby but i just love you like that.

They share the best kisses too. You can easily lift them up while doing that.

Cheers to short girls.

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How abroad-based Nigerian man got back at his ex-girlfriend who d¥mped him after he saw her through school

Very few women in this world will abort a pregnancy belonging to a rich man excluding health reasons.

Dear Queens

Please mention 1 man you know that has Davido's money and social status and is faithful to one woman.

A quick question please 😊
Abeg push go front page

Whenever there’s an infidelity scandal involving a man, some people will bring up the picture of the wife and put it beside the side chic and begin to compare their beauty and ask what the man was looking for that he wasn’t getting from his wife.

I sincerely hope that one day you people will understand that cheating has nothing to do with the physical features of a man’s wife.

A beautiful wife does not stop cheating. Jay Z cheated on a whole Beyoncé.

A wife that acts porn in the bedroom with her husband does not stop cheating. If you like give him snake in the monkey shadow style, it does not stop cheating.

An educated wife does not stop cheating. We have seen too many stories of husbands cheating with illiterate house helps that came from the village.

Wearing sexy clothes inside the house does not stop cheating. If you like wear pant to cook, your man will still cheat on you on that girl that wears Hijab 24/7.

Cheating is 100% the urge to satisfy a guilty pleasure and the only thing that can prevent it is discipline and of course, the special grace of God.

And I have to say this even if the entire world will disagree with me, it doesn’t mean that the cheater does not love his wife. Cheating is wrong, it is a sin against God and the wedding vows the man took but it doesn’t mean that the man now despises his wife and doesn’t love her anymore.

Love for men is rarely emotional, it is deeply practical and rooted in provision, security and responsibility to their wives. A married man that leaves town and sleeps with a random girl in a hotel has sinned against his God and his wife and betrayed his wedding vows. It doesn’t mean that he no longer loves his wife, or that she is not beautiful or sexy or that she doesn’t give him peace at home. We sin against God everyday, does this mean we no longer love him?

SEX IS NOT LOVE.

It is also not the woman’s fault that her husband cheated. The only person responsible for cheating is the man.

You can now insult me.

From my box. Chai

What can I do please. My wife is on every social media handle collecting give away. Always collecting. If I snap my house. We live in a six bedroom apartment and is mine. She lacks nothing. I buy everything for her. She has never asked me for money and I say no. Let me show you what she does. I have spoken and I am tired. Maybe the public should speak let her stop embarrassing me. I am sorry but if this will stop her from what she is doing I will apologize later. Help me also talk to her

TRENDING NEWS:

A submarine that was built to tour the sunken Titanic Ship went missing on Sunday and if the 5 people on the submarine are not found and rescued, they will run out of oxygen. Therefore, they have at least 30 hours worth of oxygen left.

Note that the Titanic Ship is very deep below the surface of the ocean and a small submarine was sent to go find the ship.

There is even news that the submarine was controlled by a game controller. An Xbox 360.

Also, they paid over £250,000 to tour the sunken ship on the submarine. These people are notable and are billionaires who did this for probably research sake.

On the last picture, you'll see that that submarine was to go so deep into the ocean, over 12k feet but now they are missing under the sea with no hope of finding them.

Currently, the navy and every type of help is rendered to find these 5 people before they run out of oxygen. That is if they are not already d*ad.

Well, seems like the Titanic story is having a plot twist.

Many female lawyers have turned to hookup and being Instagram baddies, because lawyer work no dey pay.

There is no shame in staying with your parents if you're not ready to move out.
It can only be a problem if you're eligible to be independent and you're not trying to do something about it.

I’ve been taking about Skit makers and pranks.
His name is Trinity guy.

This particular prankster goes too extreme and he never listens.

Police PRO Demands His. Arrest Skit Over Extreme Pranks

The Force Public Relations Officer, CSP Olumuyiwa Adejobi, has reacted to the prank video of a popular skit maker, Trinity Guy.

If you can, pick one or two Hausa boys from the streets.

Nurture and train them to the highest level of education.

Oh yes, they'll surely prosper and make it to the top, because the competition is less for them, considering many of them aren't educated.

And when they rise to the top, they'll never forget you.

The Hausa tribe are the only loyal people you can find in Nigeria.

TriCee:
I'm trying hard to understand the point in this your comment. Do you mind clarifying your point? Oh, and try being a bit more civil this time. We no dey fight.

Someone said dethroning Emirs has been happening in Kano before now, and I took that correction immediately. You can tow same path and educate me.

My Boss I don't have point
I deyyyyyyyy hungry

My babe sef break my heart

TriCee:
Bitter truth. Nigeria monarch system has been highly politicized.

I grew up respecting Kano emirate as a highly revered entity. But it took just a Ganduje(Governor) to bastardize that. Even the Emir was dethroned.

Well, they have outlived their usefulness. Even village matters are now settled in police stations, instead of palaces.

people go just open mouth wahhh


This same you like European countries
Then go to south sudan and stay

People like you always want to complain

Stay in your village okayyyy.

What signs made you realize your relationship was over?

I just finished watching Woman King and all I can say is that the movie was a glorified nonsense!

Why do these people like portraying Africa in that manner?

Like, what's with the stupid fake accent?

If you must make a movie about the culture of a set of people, can't you at least do your research properly?

The character that played the General of the Oyo army, you called him Oba?

Oba is a title reserved for Kings. Now, the general wasn't a king obviously, because in the movie after losing the battle, the general told his warriors that they couldn't go home because they'd be killed.

That's one.

Two, so the Oyo people couldn't even speak an atom of Yoruba during the movie?

Then, you claim they were Oyo people, but their warriors dressed like people from the North.

Arghhhhh!

There was this particular scene that made me shake my head.

When the Brazilian spoke Brazilian to the Nahomey King, he was shunned immediately. The King asked him to speak the language of his people, since they were in his kingdom.

Guess the language the king was communicating with? English.😂😂😂

The most annoying thing was the stupid accent they were using. Phewwww!

These people take Africans for joke.

Overall, the Woman King was nonsense.

Nigerians have a pandemic of rewarding bad behaviour.

Bobrisky started dressing up as a woman, they rewarded him by making him an Internet celebrity.

James Brown first became popular after he was arrested in a gay orgy where he was asking "Did they caught me?"

Time and time again, we have proven that we have a propensity to make stupid people popular and reward them for their stupidity.

Because we are bad people, we love to reward bad behaviour and make excuses for it. Nigerians will find someone exhibiting bad behaviour and start supporting them financially.

I can give you a million examples

They won't support their family members or relatives but they will support strangers on the Internet for clout.

That's why when Apostle Chibuzor initially said he's not supporting the happie boys again, one clown doctor who has examined the circumstances and has seen that the boys have no business with an academic environment still wants to support them, just for clout because we love rewarding bad behaviour.

There are young people in that doctor's village that need support for university education, he no go support them because it does not add any social value to him. It's two miscreants that abandoned their studies to be doing benefit boys that he wants to support.

Nigerians 🤝 rewarding bad behaviour

We cannot use PayPal as Nigerians because of the activities of Yahoo Boys.

We are not eligible for Facebook Monetization in Nigeria even though we are the most populous black nation on earth with an average user spending 5 hours on Facebook daily.

We are tripled checked to get visas to countries who give immigrants incentive visas.

Why?

The activities of GenZ who think there should be no boundaries as freedom to them is absolute. They have redefined wealth. Hard work. Character. Marriage. Family. Everything.

Amidst all these freedom, we are getting limited in society and social growth in tangible terms.

The GenZ generation are disruptors that would need another generation to fix. We cannot sleep on the bicycle, it is too risky to allow EVERYTHING and ANYTHING go!

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