₦airaland Forum

slivertongue:
Waka Waka like Buhari.


Ajala the traveler

the main Ajala even get mission and achieved it.this one is just there for nothing!his only missionary is just to answer Mr President!

Same bulsh1t buhari did for 8 wasted years, globetrotting to every goddamn meeting they are not even needed just give the shitthole a sense and semblance of belonging or being part of the happenings on the international stage player,yet,the shitthole keep sinking deeper into its own cesspool by the days?..lol thiefnu-ibu just to go mark register and pay obeisances to his better, world class leaders he can only dream of ever becoming!

The shitthole is gone for good ! Totally irredeemable!

Kafirbigot:
Are you good looking. How do you carry yourself? Are you responsible. Do you keep to yourself? Do you have friends come over, especially female friends? Are you loud or reclusive?


A woman will never cook and give you food unless.

She needs a good smashing
She finds you attractive
She wants a relationship.

She has checked everything about you and she sees you as someone she can have something with.

But be rest assured that..the day you smash her. Na that day you get girl friend and let no woman come around you after that, because ..

A woman's rage is Hell....

Finito...

which woman be dat ? naija own abi another one??forget all these long fairytale yarn!I have personal experience of that stuff myself.undefined relationship! mine was short-lived,and that was because.i don't really care !and for another thing,I don't nor engage the opposite sex in anyhow that kinda affair that usually start with bringing food! Why? I collected the first one with a smile and thank yo gesture and declined the next!this one keeps eating her food unchecked.you no see say the dude get problem too .. besides women or ladies who behave in such manners always have motives and hidden plan!not all these smart looking , good looking nonsense.most have DESPERADO written and screaming all over their faces, hidden behind briigh smile ..even too much unsolicited hailing can be embarrassing,not to talk of collecting a neighbor or so called friend food longer than necessary o

Did you complain to her you re starving? ..Bette be careful and guard your heart and singleness jealously,e get why.one red flag :
DESPIRADO!
Time don dey do over time for that one body be dat!

After Everything don sagged and wash out! Niqqa becareful!


Modified

The fact that you keep accepting the food without any form of restraint or something close to a nice but firm decline shows you gat issue too
You dey like all Simpson guys out now.no principles whatsoever

garfield1:
Am so sorry for Abba yusuf

another supreme Curse installed governor!we have a fraudulent supreme Curset president of whatever for the first time in the history of the shitthole! the way things are going now,elect is waste of resources and time and won't be necessary again!let INEC pick be their favorite candidate , declare him winner and let supreme cursed simply validate it! Thanks! shitthole!¡Nothing works!

ADMAF:
Lmao. Trying to impress who? you?
Do not blame anyone for your inability to grasp the basics of everyday grammar. It's just another sign of a less than adequate IQ.

Also, iponri awon baba baba re ni riff-raff. Kabba people must have really done this one strong thing! Get over it, depression is real!

lol still spewing drivel like a craze man..be like that riffraff thingy really got your pants in a twist I said you don't know the first IQ!you think deploying incoherent jargons to impress riffraff like you amount to intelligent ?lol..is like Patrick Obahiagbon is your role model try using words like crinkum crankum,higi haga, interlocutory Britannica to impress idiot like you ..
Wo,I said what I said (one more time)
No regret whatsoever...I won't bandy words with semi-literate slowpoke like you no more o
Wo, iyalaya to bi iya baba is worse than being tagged a riffraffs...they are the scum of the Earth, reason why still act like a bum , society misfit, low lifer nonentity kabba riffraffs




If I mistakenly respond to you again ,make I bend..I no be your mate Ode

You re ignored,I don't have time for Idiota

You see am

ADMAF:
Your statement portrays you as a barely educated yet arrogant low life. Otherwise, you wouldn't come online to spread such unfounded stereotype about an entire people? If you had a slightly higher IQ, you'd do some research instead of regurgitating rubbish passed down from your uninformed folks.
If you have an issue with Dino, address it and stop making stupid generalisations.

I said what I said Mr man , barely educated my ass!see highly educated man ,you only succeeded in posting incoherent, meaningless jargon with all that funny childish grammar ,lol.. Mr soyinka,I don't use jargo to impress,I use straight , simple ,yet versatile choice of words to get my messages across to even the most semi-literate layman ..Mr higher IQ,read up the jargon you wrote up their and simplify and submit within minutes .you don't know the first thing about IQ.ode!kabba riffraffs!

Bliss62:



Nigerian Army has a department for reporting harrassment especially on civilians

The only problem is wearing camouflage (impersonation) can land you 2 years imprisonment with the option of fine



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please forget that nonsense wey you dey cap! there is a reason why Fela insulted them, comparing them with zombie! there is a reason why there are called 3rd world Army! there is a reason why they are MOST HATED after police!.same thing happened to me too right here in Abuja some years ago.they almost went with my phone in their haste to take my camo short away if not for one bold onlooker that challenged those pure animals to at least "allow him remove his property in the pocket na"!as this guy was seeing doing here!worse part wasn't wear panties that morning, so a many selling clothes nearby offered me a short nicker which I later paid for..let me tell you,just yesterday,I saw one the bastard stranded with some civilians at a round about looking for cab or even okada to get to work.he was decked in camo.they all waved me downand I slowed down to a stop.(I don't commercial,so I just wanted to help)a soldier was among ,he ran with other thinking I'd carry him .I locked my door ,wind down my side glass window and told pointedly I'm only picking some friend of mine that I dont taxi,he moved back,then I signalled to some couple of civilians to get in ( they got message and one burst out laughing) and I immediately zoomed , leaving his stupid ass standing there!I did it on purpose and I hope he got the message too.most ranks and files of the nigerian Army are filled with illiterate,drop outs, barely educated, society dregs, unrefined, unprofessional, hostile, bellicose,razz and crass as fukk, even frustrated.many joined not because they really want to serve,but first as a job or way to earn a living and secondly and most importantly,as an avenue to vent their frustration and other personal challenges on the civilians they are meant to protect and bind with socially!they allienate themselves from the civilian population with the erroneous,primitive thinking and believe that they are empowered by joining Army to do whatever they want with civilians!..watch that American movie called the The Unit ,a selected Marine elite special forces set up to fight terrorism on American interest anywhere possible starring actor Jonas Blane, there is this scene where a cousin of Jonas ,a marine,came home from tour of duty,and next day,beat up his newly married wife . when Jonas confronted him ,after giving him series of confirmed dirty slaps ,with blood streaking across his face, asked his cousin why he did that,wait for it,the stupid young Marine replied saying, someone in the army told him "he has right to be angry at anyone (including his own wife) anytime he's back home from assignment, mission or your of duty"....!I'll need forget that line!of course ,Jonas reset his brain for him, lecturing him,no one in the family who has ever joined the army,has ever hurt civilians on purpose and unprovoked!..go watch!that infamous line in that movie encapsulation of our bush army personnel,! they feel they reserved the right to intimidate and brutalize civilians simply because they were 'forced'to sign up (abi No so? )reason even The civilians themselves are in constant hostilityy and antagonist with them!police overdo, overzealousness, excessive brutality gave birth to the #endsars riot,says Mike Okiro,former IG .one day e fit turn to #Endsarmy!!!

Bliss62:



Nigerian Army has a department for reporting harrassment especially on civilians

The only problem is wearing camouflage (impersonation) can land you 2 years imprisonment with the option of fine



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please forget that nonsense wey you dey cap! there is a reason why Fela insulted them, comparing them with zombie! there is a reason why there are called 3rd world Army! there is a reason why they are MOST HATED after police!.same thing happened to me too right here in Abuja some years ago.they almost went with my phone in their haste to take my camo short away if not for one bold onlooker that challenged those pure animals to at least "allow him remove his property in the pocket na"!as this guy was seeing doing here!worse part wasn't wear panties that morning, so a many selling clothes nearby offered me a short nicker which I later paid for..let me tell you,just yesterday,I saw one the bastard stranded with some civilians at a round about looking for cab or even okada to get to work.he was decked in camo.they all waved me downand I slowed down to a stop.(I don't commercial,so I just wanted to help)a soldier was among ,he ran with other thinking I'd carry him .I locked my door ,wind down my side glass window and told pointedly I'm only picking some friend of mine that I dont taxi,he moved back,then I signalled to some couple of civilians to get in ( they got message and one burst out laughing) and I immediately zoomed , leaving his stupid ass standing there!I did it on purpose and I hope he got the message too.most ranks and files of the nigerian Army are filled with illiterate,drop outs, barely educated, society dregs, unrefined, unprofessional, hostile, bellicose,razz and crass as fukk, even frustrated.many joined not because they really want to serve,but first as a job or way to earn a living and secondly and most importantly,as an avenue to vent their frustration and other personal challenges on the civilians they are meant to protect and bind with socially!they allienate themselves from the civilian populated with the erroneous,primitive thinking and believe that they are empowered by joining Army to do whatever they want with civilians!..watch that American movie called the The Unit ,a selected Marine elite special forces set up to fight terrorism on American interest anywhere possible starring actor Jonas Blane, there is this scene where a cousin of Jonas ,a marine,came home from tour of duty,and next day,beat up his newly married wife . when Jonas confronted him ,after giving him series of confirmed dirty slaps ,with blood streaking across his face, asked his cousin why he did that,wait for it,the stupid young Marine replied saying, someone in the army told him "he has right to be angry at anyone (including his own wife) anytime he's back home from assignment, mission or your of duty"....!I'll need forget that line!of course ,Jonas reset his brain for him, lecturing him,no one in the family who has ever joined the army,has ever hurt civilians on purpose and unprovoked!..go watch!that infamous line in that movie encapsulation of our bush army personnel,! they feel they reserved the right to intimidate and brutalize civilians simply because they were 'forced'to sign up (abi No so? )reason even The civilians themselves are in constant hostilityy and antagonist with them!police overdo, overzealousness, excessive brutality gave birth to the #endsars riot,says Mike Okiro,former IG .one day e fit turn to #Endsarmy!!!

One chance things, dinosaur ole! like the Dinosaur he rightly is,this greedy, unproductive,joker of a POLITHEIVECIAN has been rendered moribund,dead and finally gone EXTINCT!I no just like the man for anything.. useless kabba motor park thug,tout and ruffian all in one!too lousy,rude, arrogant,lacks decorum and very tactless!not surprised,most kabba male are built like that.i sorry for any woman wet marry Okun speaking male and I also pity anyone who mistakenly pick any of their women for wife too!e get why!no say Dem no warn you o *hisses,then spits*,very loose,ashana lots

Very good !

Scrap the Court and the justice system , especially in naija here, , very corrupt lot gotten from the corrupt system. they are so useless

uchennamani:
In as much as I don't support Israel in this war, I don't think Israel will be dismantled sooner or later.

The Western countries support Israel because of the stability that they provide in the Middle East. If not for Israel, the Middle East will become a terrorist training center for jihadists and terrorists. That aside, the IDF has one of the strongest and efficient military in the world. Guess who will receive the greater percentage of atrocities? The USA and western countries.

All of the above and more is the reason why Israel will not be dismantled, same way Nigeria won't be dismantled. Southern Nigeria provides the relative balance to the continuous existence of the country. If any of the south or any of the southern components leaves, then northern Nigeria will become a training facility for jihadists. This is one of the reasons why Biafra will never be actualized. If Biafra leaves, then the Yorubas and other tribe will surely leave. And the north won't survive.

spot on!

The middle East for become a bloody terrorist breeding enclave disturbing the peace of the rest of the world in the name of one stupid religion! many of them still think this was ..which century or year again sef,where mumuhammed bloody campaign of terror and forceful v conversion by sword!

Imagine that line:the first thing we are calling you too is Islam!

I-Slamhead religion!


And by the use of coercion and violence too!


Wo,I no kuku dey into religion sef



Let tell you this hard fact,No Islamabad country anywhere in the world can face America in an all out battle and win! even if na religion war,


Osama was taken down and out,so will any would be terrorist bastard!
Religion no be by force!!
I thanks God for US!

Imaginne for a moment if a useless violence seething country like Lebanon , Syria and Iran we're to possess the military might of US just for a day!oh boy, September 9/11 would be a child play


In God we trust!
"HE who keeps isreal does not not sleep and does not slumber!"
Na Bible talk am!

Which love?from naija ladies or other Nationals..if na naija own,allow me to laugh in balablu bulaba language . Those infernal daughters of hell don't know the first and last thing about anything called love oo Absolutely NOTHING!all they want is good time,money, ice , spread legs .end of story

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
There is only one true love and that is parents love

not always,some parents deliberately way way too harsh and wicked, I still have some love for momsie,with her little effort,I for no Sabi read,let alone comprehend,let able to write..but you see popsie,e get luck gan! before I finally mature,e don pass on!I been dey plan how e take collect black and blue via upper cut wey I don learn from Tyson and flying kick from Bruce Lee! for all the unjustified, cruel beating he gave me ,I nearly lost my hearing.but the bastard escaped!I no bother attending his burial and never missed him.i have sworn never to allow my unborn kid bear his name!slawor, forget,some parents overdo!

OVB123:
For many reasons, i don't like kogi state at all. It's not a state i will advise anybody to live. Unemployment very high, youths restiveness second to non and above all they are very diabolical. Expecially the Ethnic group that occupy OKENE TOWN.

kogi people are generally very wicked people.you see Okun,kabba,egbira,and some other shiTty tribes in that prehistoric animals enclave called STATE,no just make the mistake of befriending them!you'll regret your life!if you love your life too, avoid living there too!I had a very nasty unforgettable experience attending an event in lokoja,a State capital that looks like something a cat sicked up

olancho:
He must be an Edo man.

Edo people are highly wicked and inhuman.they act like friend,but are actually enemy in disguise,they can envy die!.theyvuse their jazz for all the wrong reasons and things.see how Dem village people ruined majek music career and killed him,same with that popular nigerian footballer of then , Ogedemgbe!i fear those people die!avoid them if you can abeg.no be joke,no say you no hear o

TheClassic1:
may God bless u let them know

same way the entire sane democratic world already knew thiefnu-ibu has absolutely Nothing to offer as well.he is an even WORST MISTAKE that has come!that you people foolishly and blindly 'selected' riding on the back of the highly corrupted INEC,a tribal bent! Don worry, it's just starting,we shall see the bastard that'll startcommitting suicide more as time goes on,you go no say khaki and pure leather no be same thing for real ! yorrobanza wey sabi shame for everything , rather suffering and smiling,then hanging, claiming our son na president-!no worry,just watch out !Dem go so fukk up thiefnu-ibu government to the point ,e no go believe am!I know what the igbos y'all love hate and despice are capable of!the economy will nose dive to a point unprecedented in history of the shitthole!

Illegal , JIBITI, Supreme 'cut' installed administration!na Ogun go keel una!

Your bastards people dey born born like millet seeds dey go school idiotic Aboki!mass marriage to born more illiterate,scum of the Earth , Dagger welding animals in human form just took place in your pre- extinct northern enclave!

Na jagaBandit supporter! let's move no Rip to give!

Lifestone:
Medicine after death. This should have been done prior to 2023 General Election. Tinubu wouldn't have become the President.
I kept saying Nigeria didn't prefer APC after the Buhari disaster, opposition parties out of greedy individuals divided their votes and handed the election to APC. Check the figures.

including act of betrayal by the like of Atiku himself !the only one I prefer among them is Peter Obi.you see Atiku and kwankeoko abi na konkonko whatever,they have absolutely NOTHING to offer ,just want to be president just like thiefnu-ibu-ibu.those two guys no be am at all...

If you big ,you big forget.balablu no fit ever get this kind honor welcome, Never! failed politheivecians and Criminals lot


Welcome, H.E, XI JINPING!
talk of great, amazing, visionary leader!


I help a Chinese man pushed his car yesterday for road as the Ford stalled,I no even mind!

What is national assembly? Assembly of Thieves and Criminals

Osho no just sense again.lola don comot the remaining one go just capping nonsense!and we all why!idiot!

Eloquency001:
What about Majek Fashek. Abi you've forgotten about him so soon ni.

I don already apologized to those who pointed this out.yes ,majek was the no1 spot on the list actually!ihow can anyone even forget majek? someone the Bob Marley family in Jamaica almost believed was a reincarnation of Marley himself! problem is that majek was in a class of his own,so comparing with others regae artiste doesn't make sense to me .the only other two artiste that even come close to doing pure regae is Wiliki and Victor Essiet (Mandators)kimono, Daniel Wilson only did what we called Ragamuffin (a type of dancehall)but not real regae tune like majek.though majek improvised by creating a unique style he called Pangolo, adding talking drum,and some other instruments .what later befell him remains something that pain me to this day!such a huge loss of personality and talent !we shall always love MF! thanks for reminding me jare

AareGaa:
Majek Fashek was the best..

yeah I agree completely!what happened to him later was so painful.but may his soul RIP.