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Romance / Re: I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by ruffhandu: 11:32pm On Jun 03, 2023
SisterFire:
... No my dear , after kissing ,the clit and anus is sucked and fingered then the female with bigger clit inserts her pussy on the other girl and they both ride it so wetty . If you have a chance to eavesdrop u will only hear iish ! Issh !!! Iish !!! Bços it sweets right there at the brain. When u as a maid wants to change the duvet or bedsheet u will only ask " who poured a bucket of water here" ?
Incredible! Now I know this. It's a deeper understanding. No wonder.
Romance / Re: I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by ruffhandu: 3:06pm On Jun 03, 2023
Aladdin1:
Op you are a closet gay.gay sex curiousity is a strong feature of closeted gays or bisexual males.it starts with being fascinated with gay sex.how its done? why its done?who does what role?and lastly you would want to know and try out how it feels.And boom!!! welcome to the gay lifestyle!!!.
So as I be now, handsome odogwu like me, will allow a man stick his prick into my anus? Or, I will leave beautiful ladies that are everywhere and carry my dick and stick into faeces. I am happily married, but if i will ever, for any reason, cheat, na soft woman, trim like my wife.

I am just asking because I am curious.
Romance / Re: I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by ruffhandu: 11:25am On Jun 03, 2023
SisterFire:
🤣🤣 you are naive y will u say " lesbian just touch and kiss " abeg that's fore play ,the real thing is tribadism .
Well, that's all I knew and thought. I just looked up the word "tribadism". How is that possible biko? Wetin person no go hear for this kind world. Na only kiss and touch I been think say dem dey do.
Education / Re: Russia University Introduces Yoruba Language & Others by ruffhandu: 11:36pm On Jun 02, 2023
tonididdy:


You are just as worse for making it about Igbo.

It’s a win for Nigeria and Nigerians. You lots need to stop this stupidity
Making what about Igbos? I am talking to those who have started spiting a section of the country already and turning it ethnic. Now you are quick to see this and point out it is about Igbos?
Romance / Re: I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by ruffhandu: 10:30pm On Jun 02, 2023
GOVERNORR:
You are perhaps LGBT promoting the course cynically.
The more people read the sexual nonsense the more you create awareness for yourself and your likes
You mean i donate my a.nus?

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Romance / Re: I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by ruffhandu: 10:29pm On Jun 02, 2023
IkeIgboNiile:
Homosexuals are divided into 3
1.Top
2.Bottom
3. Versatile

Top: they're the male/men in the relationship. He maybe bisexual but he never gets bleeped but he's the one doing the Bleep.ing. He's not easily noticed as gay in the community.

Bottom: they're the female/cum bucket in the relationship. He's the one people easily notice because of their girly behaviours.

Versatile: these ones are either top or bottom so they can be bleeped or do the fucking themselves.

For Lesbos, i know there's a dyke and lady. Dykes are the guys in the relationship and the lady is the b!tch.

so
1, What if the top meets the versatile and the versatile demands to also poke his p.enis into the top's a,nus, what happens? He will be denied a f.uck after being f.ucked?
2. The Bottoms never use their p.enis for anything?
3. For the lesbos, please how does the dyke and the lady function? I thought the doings is do me I do you. What exactly differentiates them?

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Romance / Re: I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by ruffhandu: 9:41pm On Jun 02, 2023
Vinnie2000:


OP, since you are Curious. sad

Buy Carrot or cucumber and stick it up ur Anus, continuously.

U will understand how the Gay sh*t works. 😕😏

No, I don't want to end up like kilikpoye. It is some people's choice and I want to be wise and learnt from them, not first hand experience.

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Education / Re: Russia University Introduces Yoruba Language & Others by ruffhandu: 8:47pm On Jun 02, 2023
tonididdy:
Shameful comments up there…very disgraceful
Very disgraceful indeed. I am sure they have not seen these

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1392876670864712
https://www.facebook.com/OnuIgbo/videos/chinese-kids-being-taught-igbo-language-in-china-the-chinese-bond-with-south-eas/460633181196449/
https://www.tiktok.com/@collinsbrains/video/7182913802973793542

And this is China, and they are even catching them young.

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Romance / Re: I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by ruffhandu: 8:27pm On Jun 02, 2023
falcon01:

1. Everybody can f*ck anybody but there are those who prefer to be f*cked, they are the bottom or the catcher
2.No that's just stupid, the "wife" will use the Penis how ever they want to. It doesn't mean when they are a bottom their P*nis stops functioning, it still works.
3. It depends on how they like it, some gay men have never been f*cked but they've bleeped a lot, some have never f*cked but they've been f*cked. So it all depends on what the individual wants.


The bolded above, 3 means some are permanent 'wife' while others are permanent 'husband' na. But somehow that contradicts your response 2, it means some never really use their pe.nis.


The Anus will expand along the line because it wasn't meant for entry, it was meant for excreta but humans have to find a way to satisfy their fantasies. Some even do lots of damage to their colon by indulging in fisting and other brutal Techniques that they have to use some diapers or other means to control their bowels.

please which one is 'fisting'? And what are the other brutal techniques wey pass f.ucking nyansh ebg?

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Romance / I Want To Know How Gay Men Operate by ruffhandu: 7:49pm On Jun 02, 2023
To whom it may concern, I want to ask a question that has bugged me for so long now. I don't care how you take it in.

I want to find out something. Gay couples say one person is wife and the other is husband in a same-sex relationship. The men, both have p.enis. I assume the 'wife' is the one receiving p.rick through his a.nus. My questions:
1. Does it mean that the 'wife' will always be f.ucked?
2. Does it mean the wife never uses his p.enis?
3. Or does it mean 'do me small and I do you small'?

As far as I know, i feel for lesbians, everything remains intact, they just touch and kiss each other. Even though they also claim one person to be 'wife' and the other 'husband', they can't do more than sucking and fingering each other. That one seems mutual, more like the 'do me i do you ' thing.

But for men, wouldn't the receiver have thorn a.nus or rectum? Kilikpoye, my primary school mate in Oginigba, as I learnt later, became a homo in his teenage days, and grown men tore his a.nus. I learnt he was using diapers untill he died (before we reached mid twenties) - he used to behave girlish when we were in school though.

Abeg, people with experience answer me biko. I want to know.

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Investment / Re: FCMB Founder, Subomi Balogun Is Dead by ruffhandu: 2:35pm On May 19, 2023
A lot of people will be set lose from fcmb.
Romance / Re: Lady Tells Hubby She's No Longer In Love After He Sponsored Her Education In UK by ruffhandu: 8:16pm On May 14, 2023
NwekeUG:
Lady Tells Husband She's No Longer In Love After He Sponsored Her Education In UK

A Nigerian lawyer has narrated how a lady told her husband she's no longer in love after he sponsored her nursing education in the U.K, IGBERETV has learnt.

According to @BolanleCole, the lady said she doesn't want to be in a marriage where there is no love even though her husband catered for her needs and that of her family.

He tweeted;

I watched a video clip recently where a lady hired one of these pranksters to go and beg her ex-boyfriend to release her from a spell. They were dating for 5 years and the guy saw her through university. After graduation, she ditched him. As we speak, the girl never shit for four months. Has been to many places to seek solution without success but never visited a church (say she no dey go chuch). Then recently one random pastor ran into her and told her her woes are from her ex whom she had deeply wronged.
When they went to beg the guy, the walked out on them and told her that this is just the beginning. People really need to be careful in this life.


https://twitter.com/BolanleCole/status/1657040709449334787?t=3J1zM171J3qJu5tVtlh6iQ&s=19
Family / Re: I Mistakenly Impregnated My Troublesome Baby Mama by ruffhandu: 4:49am On May 13, 2023
Fabulozz:
As titled above. I made the worst mistake in my life impregnating my baby mama for the second time. She and her mother had given me so much trouble in the past. I don't even know what came out of me to start sleeping with her again. Boom she is pregnant and has refused to abort.

She want me to pay her brideprice or else she will tell my wife. If only I had control my manhood I would have not found myself in this terrible situation.

What should I do now mature advice please?

Does your wife know about her- I mean about the first baby she has for you? If yes, then it's easier (note the word, 'easier', I did not say easy).
Just tell her how it happened, you went to see your daughter and one thing led to the other. Who knows if she jazzed you to 'do'.

Since it is 'old firewood', your wife will not be as mad as if it were a 'fresh girl'. Make your wife to join you in war (prayers) against the jezebel to release you from 'her pot'. Your wife may suggest a pastor to go to for deliverance, to this DO NOT RESIST. . Work out plans thereafter on how your wife will monitor you so you stop cheating, make your wife to believe you sincerely want to repent of cheating.

But whatever you do, don't pay any bride-price. This matter is dicey, and you don't handle it well, you will lose your marriage and end up with the 'troublesome woman'.
Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 2:40pm On May 11, 2023
Blue3k:


I don't disagree with you. Most private sector employers pay their workers on time in full every pay period. It's nothing special or complicated. The only reason it's delayed is because they don't care and plan their budget badly. I'm sure you can find examples if you search them up.
You are right. It should be no 1 on the budget, after that, then others. I bet those governors and their lawmakers salaries never delay. Nigerians suffered so much in the hands of politicians who do not regard them as normal humans or their equals. and sadly, many Nigerians have fitted into the definition, the worst they can do is abstain from work and show up for pay, and the system keeps degenerating.
Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 2:10pm On May 11, 2023
Blue3k:


Lol it will be hilarious when they start sacking people left and right. The other option will be aggressively collecting taxes.
But come to think of it. Is there any reason why the Nigerian workers' salaries should be delayed? Honestly, it should be criminalised. Does it happen in other places?
Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 2:06pm On May 11, 2023
kpompey:

Peterdunce Obi na the number one oppressor now, a man who put Anambra in chain for 8 years while he enjoy the luxury of being a governor with his family. Ipob Liars club president.

hahahaha, I know how pained you are. There is no politician in the history of Nigeria so far who is as clean as Peter Obi. mention one if you know. Osun state was raped by aregbesola, oyetola, and tinubu, including the host of apc. see where they are. We pray Adeleke becomes the saviour.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Nigerian_states_by_GDP

Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 1:24pm On May 11, 2023
kpompey:

See this bigot, an Anambra man, asking me if amfrom Osun. No, I am from nNewi or Awgu

e pain am. Keep worshipping your oppressors.
Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 11:57am On May 11, 2023
kpompey:

Show where Adeleke called you and your siblings that alpha beta is in charge of tax in Osun,pathological liar.

Are you from Osun? Bambiala!
Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 10:56pm On May 10, 2023
geesilver:
do you know how many states alpha beta consult for not only Lagos and osun oil. The major loopholes are the civil servants and politicians. Once those two are tamed everything would fall in place easily
Really? please what other states does alpha beta collect tax for?
Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 10:55pm On May 10, 2023
kpompey:
please provide clipse or footage of where Adeleke called you and your family member that he sacked alpha beta. How can a state who can not pay full salary deduct heavy tax. Enemy of progress. News from ipob gutter.Lies and incitement.Tinubu will rule for 8 years.
The bolded is what you need to tell me. How can you guys have the mind to do such a thing.
Family / Re: My Husband Doesn't Want Us To Get A House Help by ruffhandu: 2:38pm On May 10, 2023
Xerona:
Hello Nairalanders, there is an issue at hand.
I have two kids and recently gave birth to the third few months ago. It's been really difficult for me since I practically do most of the house chores... my husband is hardly around because of work.

I came down with this strange disturbing headache that doesnt go away. So I went to see a doctor and she said the headache was as a result of postpartum stress and lack of sleep.

The truth is I'm awake most of the time because of the baby or when I'm attending to other household matter. I haven't had a good sleep in a long while. So when the doctor suggested I get a house help so I can find time and sleep when shes holding the baby. I knew she she was on point. But the problem is my husband, he wouldn't hear of it, he doesn't want us to get any househelp...

I even pleaded with him and made him see reasons why I needed help, but he refused... I'm beginning to think I ended up with the wrong person because I dont understand why anyone would deliberately want to subject their wife to this kind of torture.

My kids are age 5, 2 and 3 months... I go to the market, cook, clean, i even do school run too...He's a contractor and will be travelling back to work next week.. yet he doesn't want me to get help...
I hope he is not a womaniser, if he is, then mind the kind of help you bring in, it has to be an old married woman. Don't bring in a boy, he may molest your kids. A girl may molest your kids too, but...
whoever you bring, take her for deliverance first, then medical tests, before they step in. Just my advice. The child that is 5 already should be helping small small. Desperate times call for deperate measures.

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Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 2:34pm On May 10, 2023
tunwumi:
All those things are political gimmick.

They have not been paid April salary as at today. I guess they they have finished dancing reggae and the blues is being played now.
My brother, in Nigeria civil servants won't shout yet if the salary is just 10 days gone, especially for those not used to being paid at all, or paid half. I think Nigeria should criminalise delay in payment of salaries. Any state that does not pay on the agreed date should have its governor lose his or her immunity. Because it is actually a crime against humanity.
Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 2:30pm On May 10, 2023
geesilver:
I don't understand this your conclusion, is alpha beta the loopholes or you don't know what to write about.
That was what Adeleke said o, Alpha beta was one of the loopholes. But, is it true that Alpha beta was also collecting tax in Osun state?

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Politics / Re: Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 2:29pm On May 10, 2023
WorldRichest:


If you spend this time minding your life, then you will not be poor and miserable
Are you one of those APC members that looted Osun state? Or are you one of those who have been impoverished in the state? Which group do you fall into because you sound so pained?

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Politics / Has Alpha Beta Been Operating In Osun State? by ruffhandu: 6:40am On May 10, 2023
My eyes popped when I saw this. I still don't believe it. Osun was almost adjudged the poorest state. Workers were owed salaries for a long time. They were made to believe by Aregbesola do Oyetola that they should be grateful rendering 'voluntary' service to their state for the betterment of the future for their children. They were perpetually subjected to treatments not heard of elsewhere. Then Adeleke took over and paid arrears of salaries owed (I don't know how far back he went), and started paying full salaries (they used to get half salaries). Then when asked where he got money from he said he did not get additional money from anywhere, that he simply blocked the looting loopholes. So I learnt he sacked Alpha Beta. Then I wondered 'so alpha beta dey this state too?'

Now, do you think any sane civil servant in Osun state will ever vote APC? Why did APC plunder the state to this extent? Why? This is inhumane and should not be tolerated in this age and time. My heart bleeds at this.

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Politics / Re: APC Will Teach Wike Big Lesson Soon — Primate Ayodele by ruffhandu: 9:07am On May 09, 2023
buharitill2023:
immediate past CAN president
Wow! I never knew. The guy is not born again, from his activities. He is trying to be relevant in the political sphere by doing trial by error and tagging 'God says'. No integrity.

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Politics / Re: APC Will Teach Wike Big Lesson Soon — Primate Ayodele by ruffhandu: 6:14am On May 06, 2023
buharitill2023:
How this fool became CAN president in the first place baffled me,
Using news of the day to prophesied,
CAN President? when?
Business / Re: Fire At Zenith Bank’s Data Centre Causes Network Downtime by ruffhandu: 8:06pm On May 03, 2023
Zenith pay your IT staff well. This is not the first zenith is having an interruption on IT infrastructure. Some years ago, a coalition of their ICT personnel they sacked or so sued them (i don't know if the case has been determined). Treat your staff well and stop this casualization of personnel. Even if you hire them as contract through proxy agencies, pay them well. Treat Nigerians like humans for God's sake.

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Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by ruffhandu: 8:06pm On May 03, 2023
Haljardon:


grin grin grin grin .... Pls Bro Don't make Me Laugh,

My Past Is Brighter than Your Future...

Bro even if You Join the Illuminati , You will never Make in this Life.

Wasting time on a riffraff is a NO. You remain under the curse until you repent and confess.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by ruffhandu: 2:48pm On May 03, 2023
Haljardon:


My Career Has Blossomed, Very Well,

Just That Your mom works in a Brothel Sucking the Cock of My Dog With the 200 I pay Her Daily , I believe it's what she Used to Train You in school.

Other Wise Her Cock Sucking talent Would have Wasted on the Bastard Called Your Father.
No, your career is heading no where, you are under a curse. You shall remain cursed.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by ruffhandu: 12:54pm On May 03, 2023
okoroemeka:
little does he know that a woman's sexual satisfaction comes with state of mind,if a woman selling tomatoes has all of her perishable goods spoil due to low patronage caused by naira change and she is in debt,if you like connect Lister engine to your dick she will not feel you
He has very low self-esteem, hence some of the things you see him do in life.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by ruffhandu: 12:52pm On May 03, 2023
Haljardon:


Well I Bleep Your Mom So Hard That My D.I.C.K Burst out of Her Skull, My her Soul R.I.P...

She died without a Brain intact In her skull , because I actually Bleep Her Brains Out.
Lol. You are just a failure. You keep blaming other people but never bothered to improve on yourself. Your career will NEVER blossom if you continue in that secret affair. You need to repent and make restitutions.

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