₦airaland Forum

MightySparrow:
He should cut off the hands. I recommend him to relocate to shari'a state and report himself to His a for stealing his fingers.
Alhamdulillah, they will chop off both hands and legs and there will be nothing to bite.


On a serious note. That fellow is under bondage. At forty - five, he should be a father training his children. If any child is doing this, how will he correct him or her?

Bro don't say o! It is hell breaking a 45+ year old habit, it requires more than just deciding.

sunbreaker:
if you thing that the salary is low please create your own job and employment people with better salaries

You will not make this comment if you know how much I pay as salaries every month.

200,000 naira or rand or cedis? I know it is not usd.

See where terrorism and bad government has brought us, on our knees. Shame!
https://www.worldometers.info/demographics/life-expectancy/

Sonnobax15:

Poor man go say na E . Because opportunity comes but once.

Lol. No be just poverty, rather long throat.

Yeye people. You have all lost your authorities and the bandits know your curses will have any effect.

Menclothing1:
The rate at which arm robbers have switched businesses to kidnapping in Nigeria is alarming we have normal kidnapping apart from Fulani who do only church and school
New law should be enact anyone found with kidnapping should be killed immediately

Kidnapping is more prifitable to them.
Death sentence is actually the old testament style. The problem with Nigeria is that they do not punish this crime, instead it is rewarded with rehabilitation and job offer, make it less risky, unless if the criminal dies in action.

insidelife22:
I agree with you.
On a serious note, I don't think the bill will see the light of day.

Dey play, not when tinubu and akpambio are in cohorts

I thin Sowunmi should rather focus on getting his people freed from the claws of terrorism.

politics

Firstcitizen:
I stopped reading immediately he said Atiku is Tinubu's biggest challenger.

Same here. We all know dele is atiku's boy and hoping fervently that he wins so some crumbs can fall off for him

Rapmoney:
Here are some surugede and gbudugbudu proverbs from the streets of Warri.

1. Chameleon nor get wardrobe but na em sabi change clothes pass.

Meaning: There are people who do not possess your talents and potentials, but enjoy life's pleasures more than you.

2. "The food nor sweet, the food nor sweet", nor be for Ukwuani weed.

Meaning: Ukwuani is a town in Delta State. It is notoriously known for its strong weed which has a knocking effect and aggrievates hunger.

3. No matter how yansh make yanga reach, legs must first am enter house.

Meaning: Whoever that is greater than you is greater than you, no matter how fast you think you can move.

4. Small pikin wey use agbada take start life, go talk wetin em go wear when em turn old man.

Meaning: When a child wants to put the cart before the horse, such a child will become confused when the time comes.

5. Nor be the same eyes wey dem dey take find money dem dey take share money.

Meaning: People usually chase money with one mind, but problem usually arises when it comes to sharing formula.

6. Na the appearance of a table for beer parlour dey determine the club wey man wey nor get money for beer go support.

Meaning: People usually pitch their loyalty where favours and benefits are coming from.

7. Man wey nor get money, em house dey always dey far.

Meaning: People will hardly visit you when you are poor. They will complain that your house is far. If you are rich, no matter how remote your house is, people will always visit.

8. E nor good make all monkey hang for one tree branch.

Meaning: When too many people partake in a business, it becomes saturated and collapses.

9. Man wey nor sabi dance go say the ground too rough.

Meaning: People who do not know how to do things will always blame unforseen forces.

10. Na wood wey bend na em dey show say carpenter sabi em work.

Meaning: It is hard task that shows the skillfulness of a person.

11. Dog wey nor get mama go scratch em own back.

Meaning: People without support will always do whatever it takes to succeed on their own.

12. Coffin fine, coffin fine nor mean say death dey sweet.

Meaning: That something is beautiful doesn't mean that it is suitable for you.

13. When you tell palmwine tapper say em palmwine sweet, e go tell you say na because of say you nor taste yesterday own.

Meaning: Some people will always magnify their abilities when you acknowledge such abilities in them.

14. Na too much groundnut oil make puff-puff shine pass buns.

Meaning: Packaging can sometimes make one thing to appear better than another.

Abeg add yours if you get any surugede or gbudugbudu proverbs.

I don't think you explained n0.2, you rather stated the root and literal meaning.

Maxymilliano:
Nigeria's 10 least-voted presidential candidates in 2023


https://www.facebook.com/share/18x4xeUDq5/

Some of these people are just political jobbers.

Penguin2:
What has happened to Datti?

Why has he been behaving like a jilted lover since Obi teamed up with Kwankwaso?

What else do you call that iof not "jilted"? Lol. Peter Obi gave him relevance. When he dumped him, he started losing his rlevance. He wants to remain relevant. He is looking for a candidate that will 'carry him and join bodi'

Ofunaofu:
Actually, the 'Grass Cutters' scammer has already left the ADC and is reportedly on his way to the APC, where he'll be welcomed with open arms, treated to a photo-op with Tinubu at the Villa, and probably rewarded with a role in the Tinubu re-election campaign council.

Funny how the same man who campaigned against the Muslim-Muslim ticket in 2023 will now be expected to defend and sell the very mandate he once condemned and also defend a mandate that, for many Nigerians, has since become a mandate of hardship and death.

No politician in Nigeria can surprise me with negativity. I am only surprised when I see a Nigerian politician who is clean, honest and principled.

Is he enjoying in heaven now?

Many people here commenting lack information. Iran attacked US war ship, US neutralised them, then went in on an attack mode as a form of defence.

jetguy:
What's the name of that man again that said"once you join APshit, your brain stopped to function immediately"
😄😄

It was right, he is a living example

ogaemma:
Your problem is you have a low self worth.
You believe is by hanging around with the City Boys that will make you relevant.
You always seek relevance and side attraction.
See the Billion's you wasted on the City Boys movement, if you have used that money to improve the primary Health care in your Constituency, believe me They would have voted for you.
Next time try And get sense.

Spend money on city boy movement ke? Is it not seyi/tinubu that is funding the movement?

insidelife22:
Women, very lazy gender.
You mean she can not remove her own shoes..
Be careful before she starts asking the gateman to remove her bra and undies

Honestly, very lazy. A woman complains of how she does so much in the house and makes you hire a maid. She overloads the maid with work and takes on more nonsense and still complains she is doing well. The maids keep running away due to over use.

brain54:
You want to do cleaner and issue-based political participation driven by young Nigerians....


By bribing and buying votes? I know how much I gave them. Any candidacy built on a faulty and corrupt foundation can never produce the required change.


The youths are the future generation and Should be given a chance in government. The truth however is that they are a calamity and catastrophe waiting to happen. As they are Probably more corrupt and have been messed up so badly by the older generation of politicians they have become empty and low self esteemed. Lacking ideas on even the basics.


People like Cubana have so much faith in his money and thinks money will buy him everything... including political power.


Kudos to those elders for chopping his money and still not voting him in. I only hope they voted the right candidate and not the higher bider.


Take home lesson for future voters in the next election is chop the politicians money when they offer you to buy your votes... take their money don't refuse it but still vote your conscience and the right candidates. It's your stolen common wealth anyway.


We can't continue with the terrible leadership situation in the country. Elections are around the corner once again Vote wisely except you enjoy the hardship currently in the Nigeria!

Na you talk wetin dey my mind. I wonder why many didn't see that obvious fact. He is a baby vulture who is making every effort to join the ruiners of this country

I know he will also kick against new refineries

Lol.
1. We don't know what it has cost Israel and Iran.
2, Trump will recover every dime from Iranian oil, that is why he wouldn't mind sinking $100Tr, I ran will pay eventually.

Wizardslayer:
The dues wike is referring to is our national cake.

Nigeria can never get better again. Nigeria has gone far deep into corruption.

Corruption has been institutionalised into our blood stream and national life.

Only with the vultures. If the people find a way to take them out of the way, then Nigeria can get better again.

emmy4real94:
Isn't that a crime?
Not enough original content
Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 20 characters.

When dem give am form to fill, he will still fill the real thing, he only can change the date of celebration. Only few care about this, people wey dem look him(dem) face.

Notfortheswift:
I am a 31 year old Nigerian who would like to go for undergraduate studies in either UK,Canada,or Poland.I will be doing this admission myself (agents keep off).But I am concerned about my age.Do I have a chance at being given a study visa due to my age?

Note:I wrote Waec in 2011.I later obtained A levels in 2019.I gained admission to Lautech in 2019 but dropped out after a year due to lack of funds.I have since been hustling but I am financially ready to further abroad.

Please if you have other suggestions and ideas kindly drop for me,as I will be doing the admission process and everything by myself.

Even at 45 man still entered europe to do Masters. You are still very young and qualify for many scholarships (some that cap at 32).
Follow your heart jor, and don't let anyone tell you nonsense. Even if you miss it and want to keep trying, you can still until you even reach 50. But the yonger the better. I know why I say so.

Kushites:
SHUT UP THERE.

You haven't the slightest idea where Nigeria will be in the next 5 years, not to mention the next 50 years.

So SHUT UP.

I bet you are one of Seun's thugs. You abuse people on this forum, and when they talk back you block them. You will meet your doom someday.

nani667:
When I first converted my physical SIM to eSIM at MTN office sometime in 2024, I was given a picture with a QR code, and I was told to scan the code on my new device whenever I want to transfer my SIM. I got a new device and tried scanning the code, several times, that did not work. Went to MTN office and they activated the eSIM for me on my new device, and I was then told that subsequently I should go to their offices if I want to activate the SIM on a new device.

I showed them the QR code that they gave to me back then to be using to scan and transfer eSIM, they said it does not work. That I should always go to their office if I have a new device.

So apparently that Europe method does not work in Naija yet. 🤦🏽‍♂️

I see. It is obvious people would naturally want to avoid that stress.

Bossman:
Can’t be the same phone number. A phone number cannot be associated with more than one sim(physical or ESIM).

Boils down to the same matter. The esim in the phone cannot easily be disconnected, only the physical sim can be.

ufotunang:
.. why is it difficult to yank it off or disconnect it ..I am just asking

Dunno how they activate esim in Nigeria, but in Europe, you don't need to leave your house. The provider sends you a qr code you scan and follow the steps.

BukkyOlaa:
That is why it’s important to have a physical sim and eSIM on one phone

For the same or different phone numbers?

WIth Esim you cannot easily yank off the sim to use on another phone when your battery runs down, it is one phone, until you go throught the stress of disconnecting it and reconnecting to another phone.