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when will spacex be ready? so I can travel to the moon peacefully

Youngzubi:
Good Day My Fellow Nairalanders..

I just felt like sharing my first experience trying to woo a girl, it was like hell tho... so funny

Each time I remember this event it always make me to wonder if it was normal or maybe I wasn't bold. Some times ago I was on my way to visit a friend when I came in contact with this edo girl, she was so pretty that I kept on staring at her forgetting that i'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road cos where I stood was a very busy junction, I dismissed the idea of visiting my guy and followed her closely I wanted to know her street, that was mission accomplished as I was able to get exactly where her house was and asked some dudes for few information abt her, her name was favour, from then I started preparing to woo her after which I showed her to my friends secretly, trust niggars they started pushing me to confront her but the problem was how best to approach her and do the wooing tricks, two weeks later of cramming some lines and tricks I wore better clothes with my neighbor perfume. Minutes later I was standing at their street and it wasn't too long when she came out I guessed to buy something, I swear the more she approached was the more my heart beat increased, sweating profusely even it got to some extent that my legs wasn't steady anymore, so I pretended I didn't see her as she passed. Oh my God, my urine was hot as I rushed to the gutter to ease myself I don't even know if removed smoke sef.. that one passed, months passed still I was not able to approach her. One day i made up my mind to approach her, it was more like do or die, I wore my clothes dressed casually this time and memorized things again both how to greet her and all that, God made it easy as I saw her before I got to her street, she was walking and gisting with a female friend. I began to feel cold inside as I approached but I kept walking towards the due.. her friend stopped a bike and bade her good by so she turned and started walking to her street, I quickly walked up to her and said Hi! She turned and stared directly into my eye.. Jesus I froze instantly, my people I said hi to this girl like four good times, every down thing I memorized had now flashed off, my head was empty in fact I regretted ever confronting her she stood for a while trying to figure out who I was cos the expression on her face showed it all, emm please can we be friends? That was what I heard myself say, immediately she heard that she hissed loudly and crossed to the other side of the road and walked away.. I swear I couldn't sleep that night.. abeg my people is it that I don't have liver or its a normal thing in guys, but i see guys do wooing anyhow as if it was their calling... let's discuss about it..

Modified..

When you met her you would have simply said " hello, Damn I have been waiting for years to talk to you.".. you have to tell her the reasons while you have been waiting that long. Make it short and brief, You must not ask for her number that first time since you already know where to meet her.

no dey cram lines.. meet her as e dey hot

nigga raw and slow dogg's era

Righteousness89:
Governor Dickson has Tangible things to Show for his Tenure in Government...

We Hope The Incoming Governor follows suit

which tangible thing? Building hotels

Escabado:
. She allows me to kiss her and hold her waist oo

haha

where him dey now?

the only thing i respect in the picture are the loyal men who remained with him until his last days

he should continue with stuffs like this

lol... see feat

ChrisMenzie:
Honestly, I don’t understand why all the people in the comments are so hating him. I don’t see anything terrible here because the person wanted to relax and decided to play golf. You criticize a person, not knowing what is in his soul. I am sure that he, too, is experiencing poverty and hunger in Africa, but this does not mean that he cannot enjoy life ...
My father works as an assistant governor in Virginia and we have a lot of problems in the city, but he often plays golf with the governor. So what? Will you criticize them now? It's just bullshit. For example, recently, my father finally bought a Golf Rangefinders for himself after a long search and reading reviews on the site. The rangefinder cost about 800 bucks and it is expensive but nevertheless it earns enough to buy such gadgets. So what can you blame him, as well as this deputy in the photo? I just want to understand your thinking ...

omo, i didnt criticize the ex governor, only made comments about his gucci shirt. Why u come dey para ontop my matter.

nice one

lol!! finest building indeed

stay away from loan apps, fairmoney, branch, Migo(kwicash), Jumia one(quickcheck), Aella credit, carbon, palm credit, opay. etc

i dont think the owner was directly involved, Cars do park in front of the swift pharmacy

hahaha... means for his ministry to hammer

my man we are everywhere.

cRobo:
I have read many your post on different thread boosting about the efficacy of your power

Now I want to ask you in regards to the above said that you can be selling poo and be a millionaire


Dude are actually that rich right now

Can you boost of your own building in banana island

Please I want to know

lol. his he richer than Jeff bezos?

ayandee:
I remember my secondary days. I had malaria and mum took me to the hospital. By the time, we returned home, I was very weak from the injections I had received and could hardly stand. Mum needed to get some items at the market nearby and didn't want to leave me at home all by myself.

Our neighbour in the next compound offered I stayed in her home till my mum returned. She's actually a nice woman. She led me to her children's bedroom. All seemed normal and I was beginning to doze off. Suddenly, I looked up and saw a big wall frame on which it was written "Reformed Ogboni Comfraternity" with a picture of her husband fully dressed in what I perceived was the regalia. I jumped up immediately. My fever vanished. I told the woman I wanted to go home.

She was surprised. I told her I felt better. Luckily, I met my mum at the gate. We had barely entered our home when i started telling her what I saw. She was also surprised.

lol, no big deal. Been a member of the Reformed ogboni confraternity doesnt mean the man is a juju man or highly spiritual. just like a freemason member. and this days they dont hide their membership.

i guess you took this pics 1970s..

lol she will simply pay the money back into the fg funds, from fg funds back to her

road road... no other infrastructure.... road is old school now. We want to see gas turbines or wind mills, Massive schools and hospitals, Big and well organized market, parks and rural areas developed

hope uzodinma dream come through.... Soon it will be david lyon

Selected elite corpers.

Lets see if he will hide from his victims in hell

ronaldo's money

hmm