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ladyF:
Wow. Work for another replacement?

Do comprehensive insurance, dem no go hear. Life is more important sha. Hopefully, no life was lost.

It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again

lady f*ck?

who be dat babalawo wey dey give men dis instruction for ogun state.

Self-confessed serial killer Tamara Samsonova, 68, may have experimented with cannibalism as she brutally murdered each of her 11 victims. Over two decades, the senior woman beheaded and dismembered her victims while cataloguing the kills in a diary which was recently discovered by police.

Samsonova, known as the “Granny Ripper,” was arrested after being spotted disposing of her latest victim near her home. Russian police believe the St. Petersburg former hotel worker may have eaten some of the body parts, namely heads, arms, and legs, that she removed from her victims.

It seems the woman also ate the lungs of her victims as the internal organs were reportedly removed from their bodies. Samsonova’s final victim, Valentina Ulanova, may have been cut to pieces while still alive. Samsonova was the woman’s carer at the time. She appears to have given the woman a sleeping pill overdose before taking a hacksaw to her body. St. Petersburg detective Mikhail Timoshatov said:

“Tamara Samsonova says that at first she made her friend sleep – and then cut her into pieces.”

Now that police have acquired the killer’s diary, they are trying to link her diary entries with the remaining unsolved murder cases around the city. Police found a saw, knife, and blood in the bathroom of the “Granny Ripper’s” home.

One of Samsonova’s diary entries details how she murdered a former lodger with brutal description. She wrote:

“I killed my tenant Volodya, cut him to pieces in the bathroom with a knife, put the pieces of his body in plastic bags and threw them away in the different parts of Frunzensky district.”

The diary contains snippets of her daily life in addition to her murders, as if the murders are simply regular nonchalant occurrences in her routine. While in custody, the woman seemed worrisome about her reputation. She told journalists:

“I knew you would come . . . It’s such a disgrace for me, all the city will know. I was getting ready for this court action for dozens of years. It was all done deliberately . . . There is no way to live. With this last murder I closed the chapter.”

She then blew a kiss to reporters.

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Oh!La!La! Nollywood is at it again. The moment when you see Ghosts using phone in Nigerian movies.



There’s no doubting about the popularity of Nollywood films, as it has grown to become the second largest film industry in the world. If you’ve ever thought they could be improved a bit you’re not alone. #NollywoodWouldBeBetterIf trended in Nigeria for hours earlier today, we bring to you all the hilarious reactions from the twitter trend.

The hilarious reactions from today’s Twitter trend in Nigeria will leave you in stitches…check on it all below.

i was expecting to see sound of music..

JOHN UTAKA
Description: Apart from Lagos and France, the former Super Eagles forward has majority of his wealth concentrated in Enugu and he jointly own a football academy with Austin Ejide. The former Lens and Lille of France striker has also gone into acting and he has said he is ready to make huge investments in film making.

JULIUS AGHAHOWA
Description: Aghahowa is another player who raked in millions of dollars in his playing days. He is also a big time investor in real estate. He is a proud owner of two houses in London, 18 blocks of flats at Lekki, all rented by oil companies, four plots of land at VGC, a twin duplex and another one where he lives.

JOSEPH YOBO
Description: Yobo played for Marseille in France, Everton of England and Fernabahce of Turkey and he could be described as one of the richest Nigerian players of his generation. The former Eagles captain has large chunk of his investment in real estate. He has properties in many parts of the country including Abuja and Port Harcourt. He also has houses in Lekki Phase 1 and 2 in highbrow areas of Lagos. He equally owns another one at NICON Estate also on the also on the Lagos Island.

Yobo has also acquired properties in Central London and Liverpool both in England. He has also invested in football academy in the Ogoni region of Rivers State and in Lagos. Reports also have it that he is set to go in to full time players’ management.

AUSTIN EJIDE
Description: The Super Eagles goalie had played in Bastia of France and has been in Israel with Hapoel Beer Sheva for the past six years. He might not make as much money as the likes of Martins, Aiyegbeni, Okocha for instance, but he has been able to make some investments to guarantee his future. He has big investments in real estate with greater part of it in Victoria Garden City, Lagos, where he built his palatial home. He jointly owns a football academy with John Utaka in Lagos.
Description: The Yak has enjoyed a successful club career. He’s had stints in Israel, England and China and last played for Reading in the English Championship. The former Everton striker is one of the few players who have wisely invested their money.

YAKUBU AIYEGBENI
Apart from investment in real estate including mansions in England and Nigeria, the player is also into hotel business in his native Benin City. He has also diversified into oil business and owns a number of petrol stations also in Benin City. His younger brother is overseeing his business concerns on his behalf.

OBAFEMI MARTINS
Description: Although financial experts have said the acquisition of cars cannot be regarded as investment, the Seattle Sounders striker is notable as a big lover of flashy automobiles and has them aplenty, but that has not stopped him from investing a portion of his money in real estate and hospitality business. He has mansions in Italy and Nigeria, but his money-spinning hotel in Como, Italy, is regarded as one of the best in that modest city.

OBI MIKEL
Description: Obi Mikel has been with Chelsea since 2006 and currently earns £80,000 (N20 million) every week, excluding bonuses and income from participating in the UEFA Champions League. He is said to be the owner of a national transport company with a fleet of over 100 buses, each costing N5 million.

Within the last three years, the transport company has raked in over N100 million in profits according to reports. The 28-year-old central midfielder also owns a mansion in Jos and London with both valued in the region of N700 million. Mikel also has shares in major oil companies in Nigeria.

NWANKWO KANO
Description: Kanu is a two-time African Footballer of the Year who had successful spells in England with Arsenal, West Brom and Portsmouth. He was also a huge success in Ajax and Inter Milan. Kanu has become a successful businessman after retiring from football.

Although he started his investments during his playing days but he is fully involved in the running of those businesses now. Kanu has invested heavily in properties both in Nigeria and abroad. He is believed to have properties in highbrow areas in Lagos and Abuja. He also has a conglomerate that has several business concerns.

Some of the companies owned by the Atlanta ’96 Olympic football gold medallist are The Hardley Suites ( a hospitality outfit in Lekki, Lagos), Replica Digital Studio, Pro G Management Ltd and Xcepshon Ltd (interiors & furniture). He is also into production of bottled water. His estimated asset and cash according to an online magazine is in the region of N18 billion.

JAY JAY OKOACHA
Description: The former Bolton Wanderers is one of the finest players to have come out of Africa. He played in Germany and Turkey before a megabuck move to Paris Saint Germain of France after a scintillating performance at the France 1998 World Cup. His $17m move to the capital club was the biggest by an African player at the time. He made his mark on the football pitch and now he is ruling the business world.

He incorporated his company even when he was still in active football. He is the chairman of Jay Jay Okocha Group West Africa Limited. It’s a conglomerate that is into property development, restaurant and bar, bureau de change, importation of goods such as cars and wine.

The super star also has a security company. He is also into construction and sale and distribution of electronics. The former Qatari FC player’s conglomerate also has a company that deals with players’ management. Okocha has properties in choice areas of Lagos and Abuja.

i cn see a bus parked in the community...so the community is a little bit developed

She didn't win the Miss Ghana 2005 crown but the pageant surely paved the way for Yvonne Nelson to become the African star she is today. On Friday Yvonne shared some these throwback photos on Instagram saying, “Went to my mums and found these #missGH 10years ago”

if buhari dey wait for uncorrupt men to appoint..him tenure go expire , him no go appoint anybody.

hmmm...all this weird stories, is my area really in nigeria. People killing all bcus of pleasure....sex and money

d first lady gal carry am for head

bankole get bail, d recent governor whts is name .... and his children get bail. Bt d unknown persons 91 years...veri bad

is an old trend..i used it in barclays bank ghana, since 2011

perhaps you've just returned from a long and restful vacation wherein you managed to get off the grid, or maybe you've just been waiting for the cable guy to come fix your internet for a very long time, so long that you're just a skeleton now. Even still, you've probably heard whispers of a Drake-Meek Mill feud. But maybe you still have questions. If so, we're here to answer them all in excruciating detail. (We will continue to update this story as new disses are dissed.)

Who is Meek Mill?

Wow, okay. That's quite the shady question to lead off with but here we are.

Meek Mill is a rapper who hails from South Philadelphia. His second album, Dreams Worth More Than Money, came out earlier this year and debuted at the number one spot on the Billboard 200 chart.

Drake was one of Meek's earliest supporters. He guested on Meek's Dreamchasers 2 mixtape in 2012 and one year later invited Meek onstage during a show in Philadelphia to perform "Dreams & Nightmares Intro" and "Levels" together.

And how is Nicki Minaj involved?

Drake and Nicki are sort of the rap world's Harry and Sally. Nicki Minaj is currently dating Meek Mill; the two recently released a music video together which is essentially just assorted footage of them making out.

And Drake and Meek Mill are now feuding?

Yes, that's correct. Meek fired the first shot two weeks ago when he dissed Drake for using ghostwriters on some of his raps.


Meek was apparently mad that Drake had not tweeted in support of Meek's album.

Hold up. So this whole thing started over something Drake didnt tweet

Well initially, he didn't. For a minute it looked like Meek was gonna walk away from this one with the championship belt.

That night, Meek apologized to Nicki Minaj onstage during a stop of the Pinkprint Tour in Viginia. "I want to give a special apology shoutout to Nicki Minaj for my crazy ass getting all crazy on Twitter," he says.

But then New York hip-hop mainstay Funkmaster Flex jumps into the ring, airing a version of Drake's "10 Bands" recorded by Quentin Miller, reportedly as a reference track for when Drake was recording the version that would go on his mixtape If You're Reading This It's Too Late.

After all this, on July 24, Miller himself responds to Meek and Funkmaster Flex's claims that he was Drake's ghostwriter on Tumblr. "I am not and never will be a 'ghostwriter for Drake," he writes. "I'm proud to say that we've collaborated .. but I could never take credit for anything other than the few songs we worked on together."

I have no idea whose side I'm supposed to be on.

And that's okay. Things are about to get far more cut and dry. During his initial rant, Meek Mill also weirdly dragged Jay Z into the whole thing.


Any man who puts his girlfriend's friendship with Beyoncé at stake is, without a doubt, a scrub.

What is a scrub?

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is also known as a 'busta.'

Okay so now Drake is mad right?

Yes, now Drake is mad. On Saturday, three days after this whole thing began, Drake releases "Charged Up," a diss track about Meek Mill. It's relatively tame, but inspires fans to wear shirts comparing Drake to a fully charged iPhone battery and Meek to one that's about to die to the Toronto stop on the Pinkprint Tour the following Tuesday.

Then, on July 29, Drake drops another diss track and this one has bite. On "Back to Back," Drake eviscerates Meek Mill, slamming him for serving as one of two opening acts on Nicki Minaj's tour ("Is that a world tour or your girl's tour?" and generally belittling him ("shout to all my boss bitches wifin' n*ggas".



Alright but Meek's diss track is pretty good too right?

Oh you sweet, little innocent waif, you. On July 27, two days after Drake released "Charged Up," Funkmaster Flex promises that Meek will air a response on his show. That track doesn't come until three days later on the 30th. It's met with a resounding ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.



"Wanna Know" includes a slightly deranged comparison between Drake and Milli Vanilli and also samples some of Quentin Miller's reference tracks.

It has been played 3 million times on SoundCloud. "Back to Back" has been played 22 million times.

Not to sound like a broken record, but this all started over a tweet?

Well technically it started over the absence of a tweet, but yeah.

So where are we now?

Well Meek has gone pretty much silent since the internet summarily shushed him. But Drake is still at it. Over the weekend at his OVO Fest, first Drake wore a "Free Meek Mill" t-shirt, a reference to Meek's two separate jail sentences. Then, onstage, he performed "Back to Back" while a littany of Meek memes flashed behind him.

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/everything-you-ever-wanted-to-know-about-this-drake-meek-mill-nicki-minaj-nonsense-but-were-too-afraid-to-ask-150033351.html

no more nairaland....snakeland

bt the pikin get face

Governor Kashim Shettima of Borno State has Directed the Civilian JTF in Konduga to hand over the four Boko Haram terrorists they arrested in Malari village to security agents.

Shettima, who stated this while receiving thousands of villagers displaced by the boko haram insurgents, also announced a donation of N3 Million to the IDPs from Malari village and Konduga town.

He equally gave civilian JTF in the area, Malari village and Konduga town N500,000 cash as incentives.

The Governor further assured the IDPs that government would provide them with adequate security and food to cater for them as efforts were being made to rebuild their communities destroyed by the Boko Haram insurgents.

Sympathising with the IDPs, the Governor said arrangements had been put in place to convey them to refuge camps in Maiduguri before their houses would be reconstructed.

Addressing some of the IDPs at the resident of village head of Malari, the governor said very soon their problem will be a thing of the past.

He also announced a donation of N200,000 each to the 20 families and relations of those that lost their loved. He commended the civilian JTF for their sacrifices.

Governor Kashim Shettima assured them that President Buhari will rebuild their destroyed communities, while the state government will continue to cater for their welfare, health and safety.

In his remark , the State APC Chairman Alhaji Ari Bukar Dalori expressed appreciation and gratitude to the governor and thanked the village heads and the civilian JTF for their support and cooperation.

lies....big lies.

bcus u play with it..no be ur fault.

rozayx5:



we are winning the war - Buhari

his slaves wont see the real tasks at hand. they are clinging onto refinery and nepa light

none of which the dulllard has an idea about

nonsense.


see work here. let him deal with these suckers and stop clinging onto GEJ achievements
it was 2 months that they used as campaign promise. now its december

so nepa no be serious issue again

i cnt see bullet holes....did dey drag him out of the car

hmm...we sure not one of obasanjo's numerous son

bcus she get big ass..i stay in ghana and maybe tomorrow i will drop a thread showing the big asses i see everyday.

where is oleku and ur waist...skelewu and ojuelegba no follow

Henry Chibueze, a 28-years old notorious kidnapper popularly known as “Vampire” has been apprehended by DSS. Luck had ran out on Vampire when he was detailed to kidnap the tribunal Judges lodged at Disney Hotels, along Onitsha-Owerri Road, Where Security Operatives, Acting On A tip-Off Swooped on him but he managed to escape with bullet wounds which he had gone to treat in the house of his elder brother’s wife, where he was arrested alongside the brother’s wife and her mother.
Vampire told the Imo State Governor Owelle Owelle-Rochas Okorocha, when he was paraded before news men, that he operates in many parts of Nigeria, Cotonou (Republic of Benin) and Abijan (Ivory coast), where his family lives. According to him, his wife, who hails from Cameroon believes he is a clothes dealer. He confessed to many high profile kidnapping and in most cases, assassination of the victims, if they prove “stubborn”. Part of the exhibits found on him include large sums of money including Ivorian currency, Some AK 47 rifles and pistols.
Vampire, an indigene of Nwangele Local Government Area, among others, also killed his girlfriend in Lagos, alongside her family, which includes her parents and siblings, because the girlfriend for whom he opened a supermarket in Aba, made away with his money to the tune of N45 million.
He was arrested alongside Hakeem Bello from Kwara state; deserter from the Nigerian Army (he fled from Boko Haram), who provides cover for him, with his Army Identity card. Alexander Ohigide his “native doctor” and treasurer, who hails from Mbieri, Mbaitoli Local Government Area, Imo state, was equally arrested.

Earlier this month, a pretty heart-wrenching story of two former classmates meeting in court went viral on the internet. Judge Mindy Glazer, was presiding over the bond hearing of her childhood classmate, Arthur Booth, who was standing trial for felony burglary charges. Before handing down her decision, Judge Glazer was sure to mention that Booth was a very nice kid growing up, even recalling playing nice games of football with the defendant.

Well, Glazer reconnected with someone yet again in her courtroom this week, this time, someone from her much more recent past. Over the weekend, Glazer was apparently on a cruise, which is where she ran into Alon Glenn, dancing, having the time of his life.

“Did you have a nice cruise?” starts Glazer, speaking to Glenn who was initially at a loss for words. When it finally dawns on him that he shared an aquatic weekend with the judge standing before him, Glenna appears to have a mixture of emotions, ranging from embarrassed to shocked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxHS8ZoJAnU#.

http://thesource.com/2015/07/28/judge-mindy-glazer-reunites-in-her-courtroom-once-again/

chai why she no apply her powers into money for herself

This is the list of all traffic violation in Nigeria and their fines