₦airaland Forum

ayanleye12:
Nice decision from FIFA

FIFA or UEFA?

BOOOMNAIJA:
HIS VILLAGE PEOPLE WILL NOT LIKE THIS NEWS THO......

HE SHOULD AV JUST KEPT KWAYET AS GOD DON SAVE AM....NOW THEY WILL AV NO OTHER OPTION THAN TO RE-STRATEGIZE AND STEP UP MOMENTUM....I REALLY FEEL FOR HIM.

Yeye, lolzz

agnes7:
You dont really understand the afterlife.I have read almost all true life accounts on the afterlife.People say there is no repentance because the darkness of shame does not allow souls approach the light.That is why i say it looks impossible.But if a soul should make bold to approach,it is accepted

You really have a point
Personally, I am a strong advocate for last moments grace.
Afterlife is a great mystery that has been found very difficult to unravel

Nigerian youths needs to avoid improper lifestyle, it doesn't pay. There is joy and pride in decency and discipline. Imagine the pain and shame she and her boo's must have brought to their families.

Anyway, may her soul rest in peace

Nowadays, the Nigerian police kills faster than juju

Rest in peace to all those killed as a result of stray bullet or otherwise by the Nigerian police

Seriously, Nigeria forces needs to be called to order. The killings are becoming too much

We all know that the so called office is a brothel and hotel in disguise

R2bees:
Wow. Wonder what delayed his call up.

Probably god fatherism effect.

R2bees:
Woah.. Hope he score loads in Denmark?

Sure, he's one of the tops scorers there. He has 14 goals from 23 Danish super league games, 2 goals from 4 Europa league games and 1 goal in 2 Danish cup games. His recent goal for Nigeria (1 goal in 2 games) has taken his season's record to 18 goals in 31 games, which is quite impressive.

R2bees:
Wow. Wonder what delayed his call up.

Same here.
His height alone scares defenders. He's 2.01 m (6 ft 7 in)

chidexxy007:
wait! izit that midgetland Onuauchu?

Yeah! The very tall lanky Midtjilland striker

R2bees:
Have been hearing this Onuachu guy since last two friendlies, hope he's that good?.

The guy is very good and pose great aerial threat. I have been following him since 2016, when he scored against Manchester united in the Europa league

flemsy15:
lolz, Ezenwa is a 2nd half specialist, has only conceded five 2nd half goals in his last 1000 matches

NPFL Statman

chidexxy007:
How gk for gk take be tactical sub mbok...

Nna, I wonder o!

DNA test is really required and highly recommended here
Are you sure that's her real daughter or her God daughter?
Hmm! African women have been bleaching since 1900

Tragic!!!!

Truth be told, everything and everywhere in Nigeria is unsafe. Sleeping or dwelling in your comfort zones, homes etc doesn't guarantee safety here in Nigeria not excluding sleeping in religious homes.

Every sector and aspect of Nigeria is faulty, most notably its foundation. Our educationists are the major problem of this nation, they don't practice what they teach.

Imagine engineering lecturers teaching courses like "strength of materials, material science, structural engineering" and practicing it rightly.....

Probably, this tragic event would not have happened.

This is just one of the several problems of Nigeria

In other news, Cristiano Ronaldo's has scored Juve 1. A.Madrid 0

donstan18:
You daughter did not tell you the truth.

She loosened her hair so that it won't be distracting her when sucking diiiicks in the campus.

Use your common sense. She just don't want any guy to hold her hair during diiick deep-throatingg.

The distance between you and common sense is highly unexplainable. Why use such indecent words. Must you comment?

Romans 2:1-3

You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things.

Arsenal FC with all the weapons at their disposal shall not prevail

Chelsea FC with all the dry gin (Chelsea gin) will drink and forget the top four

Here comes my top four
1) Manchester City
2) Liverpool FC
3) Manchester United
4) Tottenham Hotspur

This is what we call " wahala come my house"

Mine was when I went for apprenticeship in Abuja after my WAEC and NECO. Before going there, my dad gave me his phone and bought a new one for himself.

I was enjoying the apprenticeship when my boss's pretty young wife on one faithful day accused me of stealing the recharge cards she do sell worth thousands of naira and sending it to my siblings. I was like why will I steal your recharge cards when my parent do send me card when I request for, unknowing to me, she has already gone through my messages and saw recharge codes not knowing it was the phone my dad used in sending recharge cards to my siblings in higher institution.

Meanwhile, she started accusing me of theft and reported me to my boss and family members and that led to my family calling for a meeting and after much investigation, they saw I was innocent and even had to pay for damages

I later came to a realization that she was furious with me because she requested for something unethical and I refused to give in.

MissRaine69:
I remember it like yesterday
Very foggy night, visibility was not too bad then the fog got thick and you could not see the car in front of you.
The next I recall was hitting what felt like a brick wall. When an airbag inflates and your face makes contact the pain is beyond describing.
Let’s just say
Car was a write off
Metal plates , screws, pins, and intramedullary rods made it possible for me to walk. Marvels of modern medicine
All because I hit one of these.

wow!
You're really good in poetry

happybee:
I just finished secondary school then, and e get one fine girl for my side wey even been dey try impress that time. Once I finished school, I was working in a company and anytime I dey go work I go pass through this girl mum's shop since na she dey always dey shop every morning.
So on this fateful day, I was going to work and passed through the same route. Ehn, na so I see this girl for shop so I decided to sit down with her while I wait for bike.
Unfortunately, my mum don come outside to buy something and na for the shop gangan. Surprisingly, my mum jam me for the shop ..

Wetin happen that day I no fit forget.
That incident na one bad incident

Please, come and complete the story

All thanks to the prolific blood scavengers and cannibals
In Nigeria, blood is no longer thicker than water God have mercy

The relationship between women and wahala cannot be over emphasized

mezarddinny:
go and get pregnant even if it is not from banky, your clock is ticking, be there doing good woman, don't go and collect fertile rod from wizkid

You never seize to amaze me with your intense foolishness

This is quite impressive

With the way the world is going, I think this is the most appropriate solution to the unethical sexual behaviour of our youth

All hail prophet Obiano, he knows the capabilities of our oga at the top (Baba Buhari).

Anyway, am going back to my country...for comfort, convenience and safety

Please, before announcing the final result, lets halt a little.

This man haven't voted

Please, before announcing the final result, lets halt a little.
This man below haven't voted

Some people will go to church late tomorrow and their excuse will be like this
"Pastor, I was awake all through the night, following the election proceedings"
Please, let's go and rest and cool our minds a little.
Whoever win, we are all in this together
I am proudly Nigerian and truly African God bless us all.....

Nah now Atiku and Buhari go know how to wait for JAMB AND WAEC result looks like and dey frustrate us��