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22 years old? Is that his crime age? because all I see is a mid thirties year old man

Meanwhile, for escaping prison at some point in time, prison break Michael Scofield must have been his mentor

Adekunle Gold leave your honey moon in South Africa and come and vote

Meanwhile, there are 2,171,517 members and counting in Nairaland, but the question is how many have their PVCs and are ready to exercise their civic duty?

Nigerians can do anything for money oh even if it mean selling their families. See hustle for BBNaija that doesn't have positive impact on the society aside the financial and immoral benefits

Nigerians sha...

Demoniacs are everywhere now possessing people and making them irrelevant
It's hi-time nairaland begin to censor some post
Where are our reputable and moral MODs
We are really losing our morality
This post is not even supposed to make front page

Personally, I think Ole Gunnar Solksjaer should be very careful about making changes to the starting line-up with respect to wanting to shuffle the team and give regular starters rest against so called small team.This was obvious in the game against Reading FC, and also today.

Sincerely and frankly speaking, there's no small team in the English Premier League and any team could cause upset. For instance, who would imagine Newcastle defeating Almighty Manchester City. This is not the Norwegian league where he came from.

Romelu Lukaku, Juan Mata, Andreas Pereira and co should be careful, they're joking with our heart. I nearly had high blood pressure. Thanks to Victor Lindelof for salvaging a draw

Really missed the attacking spark of Anthony Martial. Get well soon Bro Tony

Best wishes everyone

Anyway, Glory Glory Man United

ZikZikZik:
Humble Me

Bro, cold dey catch you

Some Nigerians are seriously senseless oh, they really don't want to progress

Imagine Bus Conductors Association of Nigeria

CONDUCTORS FOR GOD SAKE making false or impossible promise

If BUHARI probably or eventually win, they will no longer be CONDUCTORS but INSULATORS

From GRACE to CRAZE

Where is BRODA SHAGGI?

Sincerely speaking, he lacked humility. He's never been a professional footballer and he is expecting big and competitive teams (Manchester United, Dortmund amongst others) to sign him.

I think he ought to have humbled himself more and started from a decent team probably in the English premier league and also demand a meaningful not exorbitant pay. Even if it require pay cut.

Probably, teams like Cardiff, Bournemouth, Huddersfield etc, could have signed him not just for his talent, but for his name

Retiring after just two games sounds really funny.

Anyway, what do I know

I am off

Honestly, its not all about buying jamb form for 30 students just to have an impressive head count. Not all who were privileged to get the jamb form from her would be able to forward their studies after getting admission, as financial problems and issues differ from homes.

It would have been more profitable to buy form for 1 person and see out the person's education

Anyway, thumbs up to her for that kind gesture

Nigeria police = Subway surfer

Nigerian police are not properly trained most notably when it comes to range shooting (both long and short). I am sure it must be stray bullet, of which after killing him they dumped him at the subway tunnel

May his soul rest in peace...

Astonishing experience will they behold.

For those leaving the country to God be the glory, they're really lucky.

For those just coming in, this is the beginning of what they are going to experience in this country. They are going to experience colossal surprises as everything is possible in this country

Moments of Humility

At this point in time, politicians can do anything, even if it meant moping main roads, local roads, major roads and highways. After elections, they become invincible

Impounding bullion van for driving against traffic doesn't seem intelligent as bullion van is carrying citizens cash.

If non is above the law, then I think force vehicles most notably police and military vehicles should also be impounded without exempting the notorious political convoy and their alarming siren noise and disturbances rather than delaying innocent citizens.

Charity begins at home. Let them start with themselves and when they're through we can join.

I thought all these eye service was left behind in 2018

Though, I never have been a fan of BUHARI, but I think and
believe he was right when he said Nigeria youths are lazy.
Quite a hand full of Nigerian youth are lazy, even the so called CELEBRITIES.


How on earth could a normal human being be challenging for pics taken 10 years ago on a Monday. MONDAY of all days


Who initiated this #10yearschallenge, I am sincerely
disappointed in that person. Monday is supposed to be a day
for motivation to guide one through the stress and likely
challenges or consequences the week has to offer


Anyway, who am I and what do I know

Though, I never have been a fan of BUHARI, but I think and believe he was right when he said Nigeria youths are lazy. Quite a hand full of Nigerian youth are lazy, even the so called CELEBRITIES.

How on earth could a normal human being be challenging for pics taken 10 years ago on a Monday. MONDAY of all days

Who initiated this #10yearschallenge, I am sincerely disappointed in that person. Monday is supposed to be a day for motivation to guide one through the stress and likely challenges or consequences the week has to offer


Anyway, who am I and what do I know

Up manutd

Thanks to David De Gea, he just saved my relationship

Thanks to Pogba for that sumptuous assist

Thanks to Rashford for being prolific

Thanks to Ole Gunnar Solksjaer for putting a very big smile on my face

Finally, thanks to the entire Manutd squad for putting a smile on the faces of their fans

Glory Glory Man Utd

Fear Nigeria Political statisticians, they can ignorantly play with facts and figures. Probably, that 80,000 might be 80 people

Since this is becoming so so alarming, I think government should ban wearing of pant till further notice and not only Rochas but all governors should appoint COMMISSIONERS FOR PANTS AND UNDERWEAR. In fact, Federal government should appoint MINISTER AND CHIEF SECURITY FOR PANTS AND UNDERWEAR

I don go

My advice to students especially polytechnic students is to go get their PVC and do the needful by voting wisely because from notable indications, calling off ASUP strike could be after elections

The guy looks much like Arsenal star Mesut Ózil.
An immensely talented guy. Imagine shutting down Nigeria internet for one week, all our slay papas and mamas will rest and my fellow comment readers will also rest. Not forgetting Nigeria professional Internet nuisances like OGA DINO MELAYE, RENO OMOKRI, FFK, LAI MOHAMMED, AUNTY KEMI and many others will all rest. I really wish I can be his apprentice in jail for at least one month

Unimaginable!!!!!
Our government, current administration and even our individual selves seriously and really have questions to answer with respect to safety, probably here on earth or elsewhere.
To companies, why push out a car beyond savagery on supply and distribution
To the government, where are vehicle inspection centres and
To individuals where's our humanity
Death is more like a daily routine in this country
Anyway, may their soul rest in peace

Hmm! Is he communicating or making noise Serious Joker
Meanwhile, happy Sunday everyone

On point but only if possible
I don wakáàâ

Fellow Nigerians, we all know during election campaigns everything is possible even a contestant greeting a goat

Am seriously looking for the ACHIEVEMENTS

Still surprising. Though, who am I to comment if his daughter acknowledged he's a monster

Unimpressive showing from Chelsea
Ciaran Clark's towering header cancelled out Pedro's classy finish as Newcastle really grew into the game. Chelsea only had two attempts on target, the same number Newcastle offered.

Never will I forget the day I locked up four ladies in the class.
A friend gave me the key to his departmental library with instruction not give anyone the key or leave the library open and three hours later while reading, the four ladies requested to join me in the library and being a cool headed guy with low self-esteem, I accepted and they started reading together. I came to the library at 12:00pm and was about leaving at 6:00pm. I went to the ladies and told them I wanted to lock the library and they refused confidently. I tried severally to convince them to leave the library and considering my small stature and nature, they confidently refused once again rather, they gave me three conditions
1)Continue reading with us
2)Leave the library open and
3)I should go, they will lock the library with their own key
Surprisingly, having spent several minutes thinking of what to do, I decided to lock them up in the library which I did and wheeled away confidently. I returned the key to my friend who opened the library five hours later when he came to read at night. Then, the ladies were extremely tired and I was proud of myself with high esteem ever after for that show of authority.

Lesson: Sometimes, it's good to teach rude and stubborn people lesson

Someone seriously need to visit reformatory Supposedly, there's one in Kaduna

truthsayer009:
Nigeria is a Time Bomb waiting to explode

Really?

First and last pics good for meme

My year of rejuvenation