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Jokes EtcRe: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by SafeDavid(m):
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ProgrammingRe: Meet Temzy-the Mtn Nigeria Bot by SafeDavid(m): 4:58pm On Apr 13, 2017
Great effort youngscholar
You should follow me back so we can discuss business.
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Replies A Fan That Wanted A Free Performance At Her Sister's Wedding by SafeDavid(m): 1:02pm On Apr 13, 2017
I never knew retweets can now be exchanged for monetary value. Mtchew!
EducationRe: 5 Surprising Signs Of Intelligence by SafeDavid(m): 9:50pm On Apr 12, 2017
Yes I'm all of that and more. grin
CelebritiesRe: Fans React To Ese Eriata's Sultry Photo by SafeDavid(m): 8:38pm On Apr 12, 2017
IntrovertOlu:
22,000 views and counting. No dulling o! Give the people what they want so that money can roll in. Lala needs to collect his salary na. lol!
lol!
Just tired of clicking on such threads only to see some useless boobs staring at me.

There are tonnes of porn sites one could visit if I wanted to see naked women not on Nairaland jor! grin
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Identify Poor & Razz Girls by SafeDavid(m):
Jessidaisy4:
Gosh! That dirty feet irritates me the most angry how can someone be looking good facially and also wearing nice clothes, only for you to look at the feet, looking soooo DIRTY
Dirty feet's not sexy but I'm sure you dig shoprite or which of the outlets do you prefer?
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Identify Poor & Razz Girls by SafeDavid(m): 6:34pm On Apr 12, 2017
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RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Identify Poor & Razz Girls by SafeDavid(m): 6:34pm On Apr 12, 2017
lol @ Shoprite girls.
Why you dey spoil market for them na. grin
CelebritiesRe: Fans React To Ese Eriata's Sultry Photo by SafeDavid(m):
Another boobs thread.

Lets see how much traffic this will generate. grin

Nairaland of perverts.
RomanceRe: Please Advise by SafeDavid(m):
ballerina18:
Hi
There's this friend of mine, she has been dating a guy for 5 months now, the guy doesn't call but wait for her to call and whenever he finally calls, he complains he doesn't have airtime on his phone, forgot her birthday date, but always ask for sex
What do u guys think
Please advise.
Don't lie, it's you. grin

He probably isn't the type who calls or he just doesn't like or appreciatye you. Perhaps, he's just plain broke but then that shouldn't stop someone from calling his supposed girlfriend at least a 100 Maura recharge will do that successfully.

On a lighter note, it's your likes who would still complain when he calls too much. You would probably end the relationship or call him a stalker if he doesn't stop calling you.
RomanceRe: What's Wrong With Nairalanders? by SafeDavid(m): 4:03pm On Apr 12, 2017
It has to do with the age bracket and level of exposure.
Both has fallen drastically as far as Nairaland members are concerned.

Back then, a large percentage of Nairalanders were Nigerians in the diaspora and a few foreigners but these days, Nairaland is awash with adolescents who are still seeking admission into the university while some are undergraduates.

Although, there is nothing wrong with that but where everything goes wrong is when they display certain levels of stupidity online and that's why we have complaints such as OP's coming up time and again.

I believe Admin should add an age bracket to the profile section to easily identify kidults from grown ups.
RomanceRe: Problems Ladies With Big Boobs Have by SafeDavid(m): 3:02pm On Apr 12, 2017
kimbra:
I don't do this. If I can't date a guy I say it from the beginning so if he wants to remain as a friend it's up to him. I don't lead people and sudden bail out, what's the point in sex chatting with a guy I'm not dating when I could get same sex from one I am dating?. If not that he won't move on, no one would have read this on NL. That's by the way, nothing is popping sha!. grin
See dear, it's all good.
Life goes on and we can only thank God for the gift of life .

Always getting your numerous shared posts by the way.

I'll see you around.
RomanceRe: Problems Ladies With Big Boobs Have by SafeDavid(m): 2:46pm On Apr 12, 2017
kimbra:
Lol, all this happened early last year and I didn't put his ass on NL, the lad won't let me be. At times I deliberately ignore his silly mentions...like he takes my silence as a sign of weakness. grin
Since last year? Haba! That's enough time to forget about such a thing. I may sound hypocritical but only a few guys do handle rejection well and in most cases, you girls don't even make it easier for the guy to move on.

Like in my own case, she actually rubbed it in my face like telling me she rejected me like w.t.f!

Thank God I've moved past that now and to be honest, bantering online about such things is a total waste of time.

So what's popping besides you rejecting your numerous toasters? grin
CelebritiesRe: Kiki Osinbajo Or Mo Cheddah, Who Rocked This Pink Dress Better? by SafeDavid(m): 2:37pm On Apr 12, 2017
Who Kiki epp grin
RomanceRe: Problems Ladies With Big Boobs Have by SafeDavid(m): 2:33pm On Apr 12, 2017
What's up Kimbra? I'm seeing stories about rejection and whot not.
I really don't know what transpired between you two but having been in a similar situation I'd suggest you should give it a rest.
Car TalkRe: The New Mercedes GLB Will Be The Baby G-wagon by SafeDavid(m): 2:01pm On Apr 12, 2017
I like the metallic grey colour.
CelebritiesRe: Davido To Be Sued For N7Million Dud Cheque For New Car (Photos) by SafeDavid(m): 2:54pm On Apr 07, 2017
Chai!
RomanceRe: Relationship Issues by SafeDavid(m): 1:17am On Mar 23, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
angry


Did I talk about sex?

Look, u have to reboot ur brain...it only shows its overloadEd of Malware ..
So what were you testing before buying lil miss techie. grin
RomanceRe: “I Did This Since He Could Not Sexually Satisfy Me” by SafeDavid(m): 1:15am On Mar 23, 2017
Godfullsam:
Women need only three things in their lives.


1. Good Foods

2.good clothes

3. Good penis

Dats all.
Lol! grin
I wonder why these bloggers decided to use Dave of all names. undecided
RomanceRe: Relationship Issues by SafeDavid(m): 12:51am On Mar 23, 2017
QueenSuccubus:
grin



Me? I wud love to test before I wanna buy wink
What does that have to do with the topic.

He apparently concluded on a sound note hinging on purpose and all you can think about is sex.

I'm sorry for you.
RomanceRe: I Am Getting Married , Engagement Pictures by SafeDavid(m): 12:47am On Mar 23, 2017
naughtyDiana:
lol, in ur cobweb infested head, you are kicking my butt shey? check my dp, ima young blood. unlike you wey wan enter nairaland hall of fame. aunty gwegs, so u watch the kardashians too? don't copy them o, they have money, they are beautiful. unlike u, with ur grey hair, who gets intimidated by a young girl on an online forum. depressed soul seeking to transfer aggression on me. I spit on your face. tueh!
Madam it's okay.
RomanceRe: I Am Getting Married , Engagement Pictures by SafeDavid(m): 12:40am On Mar 23, 2017
aameyah:
Correction. One girl (cute moi wink ) and an hermaphrodite. A raving mad one at that. cheesy cheesy
Lol! grin
Ya'll just love the attention and this is what happens when you don't get it.
RomanceRe: Giving Her So Much Attention And Cut It All Of A Sudden by SafeDavid(m): 11:08pm On Mar 22, 2017
Bro you are wasting your time chatting with her when someone is down there twisting and turning her engine room.

I'm sorry for you.

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