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Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 5:10pm On Jul 20, 2014
victorazy: As angent of darkness ur surviving this heavy war from christians against u guys and ur master satan, I mean, is a big congrat. grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr3jZ3Wh6zo&index=444

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Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m):
jesuslovesme123: Amen. Salvation is my prayer for you too, dear. You have less time now than you did when I posted that comment...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOgT9Ifw6Io

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I am terrified of your psychotic, mistake-making God!
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 5:00pm On Jul 20, 2014
Olaone1: Kai, saga. Dat na uppercut for Adulkayus ooo. grin grin

He was feeling funky about his islam.
He thought he had found a tag team partner to join him in his religious bigotry while his own religion is even worse.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo1SpQQuPyI
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Those Bashing Him For Snubbing His Brother's Wedding by Sagamite(m): 4:54pm On Jul 20, 2014
homesteady: stupiid bastarrd
You are a cretinous person!

You have nothing better to do with your moronic life than to be studying someoneelse's life?

Dumbfuck!
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 4:52pm On Jul 20, 2014
jesuslovesme123: Right now, hell doesn't care what you believe. The clock of life is ticking.
YE! YE! YE!

E GBA MI O!

SOMEONE SAVE MY SOUL O!

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Fiiiiiiiire!

Fiiiiiiiire!

Holy fiiiiiiiiire! grin
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 4:51pm On Jul 20, 2014
abdulkayus: That is y I said u will nt understand cos u just lie abt wat o wrote now.
No, tell me if Muhammed was not prolific at chopping heads off and did not tell Muslims that should be done.
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 4:49pm On Jul 20, 2014
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 4:43pm On Jul 20, 2014
mynahbeau: U NEED HELP
You need a brain. grin
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 4:43pm On Jul 20, 2014
Janeify: Mtcheeew
JEEEESUS!

JEEEESUS!

JEEEESUS!

Holy water, holy water, holy water, holy water, holy water, holy water ............

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Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 4:41pm On Jul 20, 2014
nerodenero: The thing pain am cheesy grin grin.This is the part I say:I give up on you.Shalom!
That you are a person product of a failed education system go pain me? grin grin grin grin grin

Shey na me go suffer as you fail in life? grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Happy Birthday Mandela... by Sagamite(m): 4:40pm On Jul 20, 2014
Akpobaro: i gain from it, by receiving ALMIGHTY GOD'S BLESSINGS. even animals in the forest knows and respect GOD. They are better than you and more sensible than you.
Cretinous mental person, so you interviewed the animals? grin grin grin grin grin grin

You took microphone and started interviewing chickensabout knowing and respecting God? grin grin grin grin grin

Moronic product of a failed education system and non-existent mental healthcare.
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 11:41am On Jul 20, 2014
nerodenero: Google is a friend
I should Google to find out which God would judge? grin grin grin grin grin

This is the part I say: "You are a cretinous person".
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 11:24am On Jul 20, 2014
abdulkayus: U will nt understand even if I explain it to u.
Please do explain. Don't chicken out now after you just told us that Muhammed was not a real Muslim.
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 11:14am On Jul 20, 2014
abdulkayus: The fake one do.
So Muhammed is fake?

Or he did not chop off heads?
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 11:09am On Jul 20, 2014
abdulkayus: I hav said to long that wat xtains are practisin nowadays is nt xtianity bt western life substituted as xtianity. That is y many laws in d Bible are broken and western lifestyles are replace wit it.
Dey keep on changin and reeditin d Bible every year. LOL
Just some few days ago, the church of England vote for females to be ordained as Bishop while d Bible is clearly agaisnt it. So if d knowledgeable ones in d church are shunnin d rules in Bible, wat did u think d church goer will do?
Dat shld nt judge and dont touch my anointed. LOL
While in your religion, you chop heads off? grin
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 11:02am On Jul 20, 2014
freecocoa: As in eh, the most shocking thing is how these pastors select the parts of the message which suits them, I don't know whether their congregation(s) know about these other laws their pastor(s) fail to mention, if they so believe they are on the right part, why not obey all the laws? Who can even obey all of them sef? I tire o.
If the whole bible was preached and practiced as it is, even th congregation would say this is too stewpid so pastors become selective so they can still get money for their private jets.

Which kin mugu go pour sand for im own garri?
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 11:00am On Jul 20, 2014
cocoduck: I have told you what to do, if you like do it if not then you GAD

END
So you are shenking your religious duty to proselytize to me?

You are going to HEEEEELLLLLL!
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:58am On Jul 20, 2014
MissMeiya: That's the thing that pains the most. This foreign religion that Nigerians insist on occupying their time and brains with, as the country burns around them. Why is it that Nigeria is the most religious country in the world, and at once the most corrupt? Any connection?
I am not that pained.

The world is full of fucktards and we need to control them. The world is too complex for their whinny brain. Religion helps us to control them by enclosing these complexities in meaningless stories that makes it appear simpler to them.

Unfortunately, the complexity is so vast, the decomplexification is so tough to make simple and because there are multiple different controllers (i.e. religions), we still have spillovers of these fucktards misusing it or ending up seeing it as a platform to commit atrocities.

Despite the fact I know religions are all rubbish, I still have to thank Jesus and Muhammed for largely helping to create these control mechanism because without them, the world would be a worse place full of barbarians.

I love religion. I want majority of others to practice them.
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:52am On Jul 20, 2014
cocoduck: Jesus told the Jews that those laws were made to cater for their hard heartedness, if you need more info contact JWs and they will explain it all to you, it is not hard to understand, but it is for people who are narrow minded, ( open mindedness does not mean being a mugu or maga).
So Jesus told them everything that was told to them before was junk so they can believe his own junk?

And then Muhammed came with his own junk and everything before his was junk?

Now Guru Maraji has come with his own junk and everything before his was junk?
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:42am On Jul 20, 2014
freecharles: do u mean that or you are just hungry for likes....I like this dude, i feel he needs someone to teach him stuffs in the bible....*abi my feeling is wrong??
I asked you a question, answer na.

Oya, I dey wait.
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:41am On Jul 20, 2014
freecocoa: With all these plenty laws, don't look at someone with lust, don't give someone a proud look, don't wear pearls, don't comb your hair, don't cut your hair, don't keep beards, don't work on sunday abi na saturday(depends on which is Sabbath nowadays), don't have a buffet etc, abeg how will anyone make this heaven we keep hearing about? I highly doubt anyone is going there.
It is a bunch of junk conjured and written by illiterate medieval men.
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:36am On Jul 20, 2014
cocoduck: I know quite well that you Muslims and atheists think that Christians are dumb but we are not. It is because of some people that do not really understand the bible that you are making such statements, these laws are called Mosaic Laws, that is the laws God gave to Moses to govern the Israelites, then later the bible made us know that Moses was a tutor leading to Christ and Christ is the tutor leading us to God. God used the Isrealites as his own special property because of Abraham, even he said to them that it not because they have something special that He has chosen them but because of the promise He made to Abraham. When Moses was alive the Christ has not yet arrived but later the Christ arrived and they rejected him and he rejected them also and instituted what is called a new covenant or agreement with his followers, this time everybody from all corners of the earth are allowed to be members, it is no longer limited to the Jews, with new rules, regulations and requirements, ie you no longer have to sacrifice an animal for atonement, all these dressing rules became a matter of conscience, that is why apostle Paul admonished us to dress MODESTLY,( there is no particular guideline in dressing modestly, it differs widely from place to place).
there are many things involved. Look friend if you want to know the bible, then contact Jehovah's witnesses and study with them, any question you want to ask, ask with an open mind not to put a stud for the person and you will find out that VERY many of these things are mere hearsay, they will open your eyes. And it is free of charge, it will only cost you your time.
So you are now saying God used an amateur to deliver rubbish until the expert came?

Your God first gave rubbish and then brought high quality work later through someone he knew was going to be rejected?

This is making so much sense. grin
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:33am On Jul 20, 2014
freecharles: drink "LITTLE" wine for ur stomach problem not drink till u r wasted...

and looking at it, these laws of life is for our own good...imagine a neighbour of mine died in a car crash bcs he was wasted. if he didn't drink out of greed or whatever made him drink too much, he wld have got home safely to his family who misses him now.
So Jesus had stomach problems at the Last Supper abi he just wan shayo before he departs? grin
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:31am On Jul 20, 2014
balispecial: i cn c u r lost may God guide u right n i hope he shows u signs n wonders so dat u wil knw he exists
Ah-men.

Christians go dey yarn, inspiritu evinus ....... grin grin grin grin grin



Suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer for world, na your fault be dat.

Archbishop na miliki.

Archbishop dey enjoy.

Archbishop dey for London.

My people dem go follow bishop.

Dem carry all the money, dem go juba bishop.

Every daaaay, for house

Every daaaay, for road

Every daaaay, for bus

Every daaaay, for work

My people

Suffering and smiling.

Dem go look pocket, money no dey.

Suffering and smiling. grin

Suffer, suffer for world, enjoyment for Heaven.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfDIakTWYeA



Abi you want me to play: grin grin grin grin grin grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uph_hnTCNdw
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:24am On Jul 20, 2014
bigtt76: You forget the turning of water into wine? Though it was not specified but certainly it wasn't sparkling juice wine as we were told it was better than the previous ones served meaning it was more in the 'Moet', 'Champaigne' or 'Martini' class grin nor try baba God and Bros J o!
Eh ehn?

So you mean say Jesu don approve of shayo?

I am going to start shayoing too then. cheesy

I dey go Zanga! grin

Ehn , be be ti be be be bey.

Be be ti be be be bey.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTOYqYCDaEM
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:18am On Jul 20, 2014
nerodenero: It is only God that can judge rightly.These quotes are truly confusing.
Which God is going to judge?
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:16am On Jul 20, 2014
bigtt76: Cutting the hair on the sides of your head or clipping of the edges of your beard (Leviticus 19:27 ). This commandment is the reason why Orthodox Jews often sport sidelocks and big beards ...no wonder most Naija MOGs spot afro, jerry curled hair grin ...abi no be so? tongue
KAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

I am finished!

I am going to hell for having "fade" haircut o.

Baba Mukiya, you no go dey cut my hair again o. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:13am On Jul 20, 2014
bigtt76: Hahaha ...Jesus Christ said ...It is not what enters the stomach that is unclean ...but what comes out of the mouth!
Meaning?

We are allowed to shayo? grin
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:11am On Jul 20, 2014
segzicres: Tithe paying is in the old testament. Is it not? Why pay it?
It is only in the old testament?

So GOD decided in the New Testament he actually does not need a private jet to fly across heaven from one of his rooms to another and these Naija pastors are still milking mugus based on Old Testament? Ole-depoooooooooooooooo! grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:09am On Jul 20, 2014
dunhill26: The reason is that his wife gave Haggai to him as wife before he slept with her. Do not question wht u r not sure of to God.
You should not question?

So the religion is for reetards?
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:06am On Jul 20, 2014
bigtt76: The book of New Testament expunged most of these laws grin
Eh ehn?

Really?

Tootor? (the truth?)

So when GOD was writing the Old Testament he was drunk or high on weed to get it that wrong?
Christianity EtcRe: 12 Things You Love That Are Banned In The Bible by Sagamite(m): 10:05am On Jul 20, 2014
haibe: I would have commented but the level of ignorance of the OP is beyond measure. Most are misinterpreted
Misinterpreted by who?

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