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all4naija: Are you serious? Seriously, I haven't seen an iota of intellect in the trashes you posted here. You can dare me, dude. I think you are joking! Isn't it about your cretinous or person sh*ts? You are f**ked as a p u s s y!

You are a cretinous person!

What does your moronic arsse know about intellect and intellectuality?

Of course your homosexual, bastardised arsse would think a p ussy is fcked up.

all4naija: Keeping f u c k i n g up yourself and comments with fcktards. It is not helping you at all. It makes you look like a deranged brat! You ugly desert lizard!

You are a cretinous person!

I will intellectually drag your dumb arsse on the floor today while you are screaming in distress for your life.

Your fucktardism would be exposed in FULL today!

all4naija: You are silly than I thought earlier. The Consequences to the people involved thereby affecting the general society. A father would definitely have a problem with a child having intimacy with his wife(the boy's mother), Many people see a woman marry to two men not rightt due to the problem it cause to those involved at the same time would make men to be very envious and aggressive to do anything to put the woman on the harms way and nudity is a public menace. By exposing your pubic parts in the public would call for attacks or seen as insanity. Indeed, naturalism exist and it is different from nudity as in the preoccupation with exposing private parts in the public places.

I know you wouldn't get it into your blackhead!

You are a cretinous person!

person, so what if the father has a problem with what 2 consenting adults want to do?

person, so 2 deviants want to be together against natural settings making men aggressive should not be banned too?

person, so 2 deviants showing affection to each other is not a public nuisance?

So your moronic dumb arsse thinks it is okay to make laws due to what many people think on some issues except the one that affects your deviancy?

all4naija: Oh,you are trying to play the childish game. You quite know that is due to incompletetyping error. It doesn't remove anything from my reference though. At least it makes sense than the use of person and cretinous words! Jerk!

You are a cretinous person!

What do you know about sense?

Cecediva: HEY! WE DON'T NEED THOSE FUCCKING DEMONS IN OUR SOCIETY

HE is a person homosexual!

all4naija: Those are crimes and unacceptable in the sense of their consequences. You are no brainier, dude!

You are a cretinous person!

What consequences?

all4naija: Says a dumb twerp! Go and get your medication, you PRICK!

You are a cretinous person!

YOU are calling someone dumb!

Your moronic brain would be pummeled today!

all4naija: Gay is not a crime, you jerk! Learn to different between both, crime and s e x u a l orientation.

You are a cretinous person!

But having 2 spouses and being naked is an awful crime though?

all4naija: Burger off! You i d i o t! Small DICK!

You are a cretinous person!

Your moronic dumb arsse would be pummeled today for being too daft!

all4naija: Okay! But, leave them alone. Let them live their lives in their own agreement. Live and let live, is a common idiom for the people in a working society!

You are a cretinous person!

So your live and let live funky platitude does not apply to bigamy, inccest and nuddism?

It only applies to funky funk BS that you are fed?

all4naija: It is not necessarily important it has to be in order of your list. They can be done at the same time, sensibly and inclusively done at the same time through effective method. Following your order will take a life time to achieve and might not be achieve at all because they are ills of the human society that need to be continuously contained.

Oh, person, so they can be done at the same time?

But you argued that homosexuality should be ignored because of these?

So all these and homosexuality cannot be addressed at the same time?

all4naija: Incest by definition is a crime everywhere.Nudity is not but in public places depict insanity and it is different from gay in the comfort of their home as two consenting adults. Bigamy is worse than a cheat and no civilized society sees its consequences to people involved as worth having.

You are trying so much to be objective as possible but you are doing it from a wrong perspective.

You are a cretinous person!

What a fucktardious statement!

Never in your life put forth such moronic statements to me again.

So the argument is "it is a crime everywhere"?

So if people choose to interpret something as "insanity", then it is okay to ban it?

And you now capped it all with your fucktardious opinion on bigamy as justification for banning two consenting adults?

You are a cretinous person!

all4naija: That is hypocrisy at the highest order! It is individual's choice or rather instinct in most cases(according to science) to be gay and nobody is forcing it on you. By the way, that is not Nigerian problems. Let get rid of poverty, mismanagement, bad leadership, corruption, hate, crimes,etc first because they are the major problems facing the country today than gays.

No, this does not make sense.

What we need to do is to get rid of poverty first.

Then after that is completely eliminated, we need to get rid of mismanagement.

Then after that is completely eliminated, we need to get rid of bad leadership.

Then after that is completely eliminated, we need to get rid of corruption.

And so on.

That makes far more sense.

Symphony007: It gives me great joy that there are still countries in africa with a judiciary that does it job without sentiments or personal feelings. No country on earth can have a constitution which protects fundamental human rights then go ahead to criminalize freedom of expression. It is ridiculous and no judiciary will stand for that. Nigeria should take note. Our supreme court must strike down ours if it gets to their desk. If our governments wants it's anti gay law to stand, then it should do a constitutional amendment were fundamental human rights is removed then a law like that can stand. But you can't claim to protect human rights and put people in jail for living their lives because you don't like how they do it. It's a mockery of constitutional democracy. You can't eat your cake and have it.

What a moronic statement.

So no country in the World protect human rights then.

Or why do the West jail people for bigamy, nuddism and inccest?

mstik: Go ahead.

Abeg, someone pass me Femi Falana's number.

mstik: lol no

No it is! I gree with you.

I have been emotionally abused my WHOOOOOLE LIFE!

I am going to call the UN Human Rights Commission to see if women can be charged to court.

mstik: being emotionally mean is equivalent to emotional abuse na

Really?

I no know o.

So if I ask for a girl's number and she use me shine, waste my time and then does not give me number, talkless of kushi-kushi, freaky-freaky, enter-enter, she is emotionally abusing me?

mstik: OK, you were just speaking off point and I don't even know where to start from to reply you. If, you're trying to make a point, you have to do so intelligently. Op said she's being going through emotional abuse, and 'abuse' is such a strong word. Do you know what it means to be abused? You are here rambling about menopause and I don't see any correlation with the topic at hand. You know your problem? You can't just stand any female bad mouthing about a man, no matter what he did. To, you, it's always the ladies fault.And you carried this mentality into this thread, and here you are, saying/typing words that are confusing?

Abeg, kindly explain what emotional abuse you saw in the OP's post.

jpphilips: Insensitive because the woman is sitting fat at home while the man has literary solved all her problems? cant you decipher the OP has no problem? If the landlord was on her neck to deliver while the school proprietress has given her 5 missed calls, would she rem her birthday?
No be her mates dey maiduguri dey hide from boko haram? if she was in that zone, would she rem her birthday?
Why do gals take birthday so seriously? an unfortunate event that brings them a year closer to Menopause is not worth celebrating.
Birthday celebration should be left for retirees and grannies who have crossed the hurdles of life, [size=18pt]when is my birthday sef?[/size] mtchew!

Abi o!

Me too. I no fit know that kain thing sef as I was born in a period before we started recording dates and years in Sagamu.

We used to use momentous occasions to gauge our birthday back then.

All I know was that I was born on a farm the day the half moon occurred for the third time after the Akarigbo of Sagamu, Oyebajo, was banished to Calabar. Before Adedoyin I was crowned the new Akarigbo.

All these modern funky funkies now want me to be recording and celebrating birthdays. Shior!

It is not in my tradition.

Here is my baby brother, the Alase Eri Orisaguamu Ewa (Chief Priest Sagamu River), who took up the familial society role of priests giving prayers to the big, big men of Sagamu. He has become one of the World's big boys due to his position.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ptV-APRjE

He was born 5 nights after Mr R.T. Minne was made the District Officer for Remo area. This appointment was a result of Martin Dale recommending to the colonial powers that Remo should be separated from Ijebu-Ode.

onegig: You should have learnt by now not to expect more than that on here. The forum is a reflection of the jaundiced society.

Real Manooo!

You still dey blow "mature" grammar?

Jaundice, gundice.

andromida:

In this example e reach to vex sotey bone her birthday sef but what does it solve? So sulking, walking around with a frown, refusing to celebrate her will now humble her and "show her" who is boss. Would you not rather address the issue?

So you now understand that without knowing what she did, then we cannot judge if what he did was deserved?

Kai! Your student go slap you today. Onegig go dey vex say you dey teach am rubbish "immaturity".

2sExy1: bros, I hail o.

can we talk via email please?

I full ground, bruv.

Hala at me.

softsparkyy: Are you Idowu's brother?

Her cousin.

Segirl18: What more could she have done that would warrant her husband nt wishing her a happy birthday.... Of all days.. Ah ah!! He took it 2 far now.

I believe a matured man should knw hw to go about it even if he still hasnt forgiven her on her birthday.. it could b by texting her. (thats if he doesnt want to utter a word 2 her) or jex uttering it out whicheva way he tinks he would love it. I tell u dat even if they r nt on good terms, such a lady will appreciate nd respect him even more for d fact dat he overlooked d issues they might hv had nd still pampered her wit swit words on her day. Gosh!

She mite nt hv stated d issues that occured between them, bt i believe he took it too far 4 a lady he claims he love. 'Except 4 infidelity' sake, den d Op deserves such. Op, its left to u ma.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!

E wo lecture! (Make una see lecture!)

It is his fault. He needs to do all he can to please her and seek her approval for all she did wrong.

Awon mugu trainers! (These are the mugu trainers!)

Onegig, get your notepad out o, this is the class on what "maturity" is. Dem go give you homework after this, you must to pass.

andromida: But on a serious note all you guys saying she must have offended her hubby, so because you and your wife have a spat in the house you will ignore her on her birthday and sulk from Am to Pm even after she has apologised.?

Na wa o.

Real Man mugu expert trainer is about to start lectures o.

So lets say the issue was (just for esampool) she has been deviating from her normal regime of returning home early and unusually not picking up her phones when she is out for the past few weeks. Always with some unverifiable excuses. And one day he sees a preview of a text on her phone from her long-term ex talking about "when are we meeting up next" but she refused to let him see the rest of the message. She then just says sorry without any admission or good explanation.

So he should now come and do lovely-dovely, sugar-sugar, kissy-kissy, liki-licky, romo-romeo and shinggy-wungu because she has said sorry afterall and "it is her birthday na"?

Onegig Da Real Man, your teasha is about to give Masterclass in Mugufying a man o. Get your notebook and come for your black-belt mugu training.

Real Manoooo Onegig!

QuiverBox: I just find it absurd, how people come to Nairaland, register new Monikers just to post a Problem about their Lifes.

I am sure the OP is an existing Registered Nairalander Before 31st of July. But she decided to Register a New Moniker for the sole purpose of Posting about what her Husband did.

If you can't post your problem with your existing Moniker don't register a new moniker to post it. Registering a new Moniker means that you doubt your INTERGRITY and YOUR ATTITUTE.

As if that is not enough, you know are telly Us that the issue is petty, we are only hearing from your own side, your hubby is not her to tell us what really transpired. Obviously deep within you, you know the issue is not petty, if it were you would have stated the issue explitcily.

Nairaland is not a Congregation of Witches , Wizards and Spirits, if you can't tell us honestly what you did to your Husband, keep your problem to yourself.

#OVER AND OUT

Expert forensic psychologist giving us "FACTS"!

You know for a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACT (Naija styleeee) that it must be because of her intergrity (sic) and attitute (sic)?

It could not be because of not wanting NL adversaries to use it as an insult in future or any other stuff?

Ahhh! Naija education products: Awon oni faaaaacts! (The faaaaacts makers!)

xynerise: . I don't know if these women think men are perfectly designed not to feel emotionally hurt. Smh

Emotions?

Does your emotion matter?

You are not a real man then. Real men's emotion is only linked to how well their women say they eat their shyt. If you eat it well, then you should be happy.

Fake man!

When you grow up and become more "mature" like onegig, you will know that your job on Earth is to satisfy one woman's emotions while she does not give a shyt about yours and only looks out for her interest.

Park your own emotions and satisfy hers. That is what REAL MEN do.

You are a Cave Man!

Kc2swit: I utterly blame this poster for hanging her husband out here to dry. You cleverly mentioned his reaction without stating what propelled or elicited such from him. hence, whipping up the sentiments of some narrow-minded ,ill-experienced blokes to tag your husband various names. A wise woman builds her home, while the foolish one destroys it; and I cant see how these single ladies passing uninformed judgement against your husband will help you build your home.

Yeye, fake man.

Why wetin prophet or elisha am matter?

You just dey use big big grammar for nothing.

THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, my friend!

You are backwards. You are a sexist PIG! Cave man!

Sweetlemon: What an insensitive husband!

I refuse to believe she did anything to warrant this. Except if she insulted his family or something like that.
Na wa o.

Of course you will refuse to believe.

As real men like onegig will join you harmonically in saying: "Men are baaaaastaaaaards!"

Obviously she deserves wonderful birthday complimentaries from him no matter what she did.

andromida:

Is Onegig not a Babe or so I think.

Saga its not too late to get with the programme. You are always welcome.

Na you train am?

This na your handiwork?

onegig: Lol. Do we have medics in the house please?

This would be my last response to you. I don't post to garner likes. If that's what you do good luck cashing it at the nearest bank.

And i don't need to pander to get attention. I have got more than enough that can last me a life time. So Good luck and take care.

Real Manoooooo!

Mugu real men no need to hear other side of the story.

Mugu real men no need to know what the offence was.

Mugu real men do not even have the sense to figure out that if the offender is unwilling to volunteer their offence, then the thing get k-leg.

They just wag their tails for validation by women and the reward of being labelled "Real Man".

Mugurity is maturity!

Who was your trainer?

onegig: i don't join words with certified Ward X candidates. I would however respond to this not for your benefit but because of the salvageable others who may read it.

Yeah she made a mistake and did apologise? What else does he want her to ? Walk unclad on the street to show remorse? Holding grudges with a woman who has apologised for wrong doing and not even been able to say a happy birthday to your wife. Someone you married o not someone they dashed you.

How low can you go? How insensitive can you be? How immature can people be?

I guess if something bad also happened to her you won't commiserate with her at all because she wronged you and even apologised for such actions.

Maybe you learn how men behave. They tell you to your face what you have done and move on. They don't go on behaving like babies holding grudges for days.

AHHHHH! Real Manooooo!

Na you mature o!

You better pass all these "kids" in Romance section.

They all need to learn how REAL MEN behave.

Oya, prance around like you be mature gentleman (that swag that "real men" like to display ) and then wag your tail for that pat on the head or back approval from your mugu-trainers that you seek.

Da Real Man!

Onegigiii! Was it andromida that trained you?