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victorazy: Congrat bro

Congrats for ....?

Just shows you that the Bible (and the Quran) is not the word of God as it lacks intellectual power in aspects.

These are just a bunch of silly stories by, and values of, basic-thinking medieval human beings who talk thrash about 'speaking to God', but anyone with a brain would spot this by the rudimentary thinking in aspects of the ideas of this God.

Yet people centuries later waste one day of the week of their lives going to worship based on this bunch of rubbish given to them by medieval, power-seeking, importance-seeking illiterates (who spoke to God ).

I would rather watch TV and enjoy my life. So many TV programmes I can catch up on, instead of wasting my time trying to avoid the "hell fire" of some psychotic God.

Fire ko, Tire ni.

Akpobaro: BURN IN HELL FIRE. you and Mandela are DISGRACE to HUMANITY !!!.

Mentally ill person, stop giving pastor your money and seek professional help.

Akpobaro: you just a LOST SOUL. and you are agent of satan. if you don't repent quickly. you will suffer forever, even after your death. PLEASE REPENT !!!

You are a cretinous person!

You and your moronic God will be the one to suffer, weyree.

homesteady: this peter guy is just sick and he needs serious help!

No, he is not sick.

You are a gaddam person for not minding your own fcking business. You need help smashing your useless brain into smithereens.

Akpobaro: It is you and your "satanic" MANDELA that is a MENTALY SICK. animals in the forest are more sensible than MANDELA. law of any country that supports and legalise homosexuality. the country's government are MENTALY UNBALANCED. and it is a TERRIBLE SIN against ALMIGHTY GOD.

Cretinous person, you need to start popping your pills.

And if your mental health gets better, maybe get some charity to send you back to school to learn how to spell "mentally".

Your moronic pastors holy water is not working. The person conman is just taking your money for nothing.

Akpobaro: black south africans are slaves in their own lands. homosexuality is allowed in south africa. it is a sin against GOD. mandela is an agent of satan. even the animals in the forest can't practice that. MANDELA IS MENTALLY SICK !!!

This is a person mental patient!

Nigeria does not have good national security, I guess our mental health hospital are as poor hence some patients escape and end up posting on NL.

Emperortj93: Article written by award winning writer, Chimamanda Adichie. Please read and share your thoughts..
As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt it. A strange peace, a calm clarity. He stretched. Even his limbs were stronger and surer. He looked at his phone. Thirty-seven new text messages – and all while he was asleep. With one click, he deleted them. The empty screen buoyed him. Then he got up to bathe, determined to fold the day into the exact shape that he wanted.
Those Levick people had to go. No more foreign PR firms. They should have made that article in the American newspaper sound like him, they should have known better. They had to go. And he would not pay their balance; they had not fulfilled the purpose of the contract after all. Continue...
He pressed the intercom. Man Friday came in, face set in a placidly praise-singing smile.
“Good morning, Your Excellency!”
“Good morning,” Oga Jona said. “I had a revelation from God.”
Man Friday stared at him with bulging eyes.
“I said I had a revelation from God,” he repeated. “Find me new Public Relations people. Here in Nigeria. Is this country not full of mass communication departments and graduates?”
“Yes, Your Excellency.” Man Friday’s eyes narrowed; he was already thinking of whom he would bring, of how he would benefit.
“I want a shortlist on my table on Wednesday,” Oga Jona said. “I don’t want any of the usual suspects. I want fresh blood. Like that student who asked that frank question during the economic summit.”
“Your Excellency… the procurement rules…we need somebody who is licensed by the agency licensed by the agency that licenses PR consultants…”
Oga Jona snorted. Man Friday used civil service restrictions as a weapon to fight off competition. Anybody who might push him out of his privileged position was suddenly not licensed, not approved, not registered. “I don’t want you to bring your own candidates, do you hear me? I said I want fresh blood, I’m not joking.”
“Yes, Your Excellency,” Man Friday said, voice now high-pitched with alarmed confusion.
“Put that DVD for me before you go,” Oga Jona said.
He watched the recording on the widescreen television, unhappy with his appearance in the footage. His trousers seemed too big and why had nobody adjusted his hat? Next to The Girl from Pakistan, he looked timid, scrunched into his seat. She was inspiring, that young girl, and he wished her well. But he saw now how bad this made him appear: he had ignored all the Nigerians asking him to go to Chibok, and now The Girl From Pakistan was telling the world that he promised her he would go. He promised me, she said. As if the abducted Nigerian girls did not truly matter until this girl said they did. As if what mattered to him was a photo-op with this girl made famous by surviving a gunshot wound. It made him look small. It made him look unpresidential. It made him look like a leader without a rudder. Why had they advised him to do this? He pressed a button on his desk and waited.http://lindaikeji..com/2014/07/the-miraculous-deliverance-of-oga-jona.html

Very good literary comedy.

Now this is what this girl should stick to. She needs to shut up and stop commenting on intellectual and logical solutions/approach to issues.

ebullientV: This dude is still only 25? :O
I've known him since 2007 AYC/WYC, and he's played 4 quite a good number of clubs already. *shrugs*

Well, hope the Nigerian lads in d prem rock the leauge this season..

Wishing all 'em d best.

*eyes especially on Omeruo*

If he is 25 then I am 17 and a half.

Ahmed Musa too is claiming 22.

ollins: Honestly i cant just contain my joy,for nigerians living spain you will agree with me that we are all used to the rude staff in the embassy and condesending way they treat nigerians whenever we go there for one thing or the other.you can then imagine my shock and happness at the kind of attention we recieved recently from the ambassador over a case involving a nigerian lady here.
As one of the leaders of the nigerian community here,we had a case of a young nigerian mother of two kids whose kids were taken away from her by the social services because she had no papers and hence no work to take care of t the two kids.
We decided to go the emabassy to see if they could help and as usual we met this young lady staff who was very rude asking us "so what do you expect the embassy to do?pls leave here jare!,as we were about leaving bianca happened to come down,and she called us to ask what the problem was,the whole staff was shocked including me.
To cut a long story short,the ambassador personally took up the case,wait for this!! she personally called up the social service and national police officals who were involved in the matter,through out the whole saga,she was always calling the the mother of the two kids with her personal phone,there was a stage bianca even shed tears with the mother of the kids,at the end the kids were returned to the mother.
The ambassador actions has given me hope that all is not lost in nigeria,there are stlll few leaders with hearts.we need more of her type.bless you ma

Our education system produces fucktards like this in all sphere of life.

Products of a "Highest Average" education system.

This is just one in the diplomatic circle, we also have power-drunk, irresponsible, compassion-less, quack fucktards like this in the medicine field in the mold of ArabianPrince and phantom who tell patients to "sue them" if they complain about the abysmal healthcare they receive.

Nigeria is a sick place.

Demainman1: IRAQ Christians told to convert or face death.

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2014/07/iraq-christians-told-convert-face-death-2014718111040982432.html

person, and what has that got to do with this thread?

adanny01: Very unfortunate!

Judging that you partly answered as indicated in bold, that you will do it different. That means option 'C' is out of option leaving 'A' and 'B'.

Unfortunately, 'B' is not feasible judging from the defence strategy of Hamas by using human shield.

I will be right to concluded that you would have chosen option 'A'.

Meaning you will prefer Isreal let itself be attacked and attacked till the attackers get tired of attacking or some rockets kill their citizens. Only then should they have the legitimacy of attacking. In addition, if they lift the blockade on Gaza given Hamas free access to better and more deadly rockets, attacks will never end and for sure their citizens will start dying. Then we will start accusing hamas of atrocities or probably not.

My thoughts. Not until you decide to say your opinion on Isreali options i will continue to think thats how you want it.

When there is violence and mediators have repeatedly failed to arrive at an amicable and acceptable resolution, the result is more violence. What else is the next course of action? There is no moral justification to sanction either Isreal or Hamas/Palestine, because there is no resolution with which to judge.

No.

You will be a person to conclude, meaning you are a person.

nora544: the war in Syria and the war in Israel is not the same.

Do you realy know who Assad fight in his country this, this extrem muslims like ISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Israel want that all palestinians shpould leave this part of the wold !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To the fucktards, even the war in Modakeke is the same and a justification for what Israel is doing.

Bunch of cretinous fucktards!

BluIvy: What are you saying? All can see is person this person that? Why are people mad? Happy Mandela Day by the way! Spread the goodness.

What I am saying, with my superb brain and lateral thinking, is that these fucktards scream praise of what Mandela preaches but they do not practice it.

They do not have the brains to comprehend what they are praising and embracing it.

AjanleKoko: Apart from Awolowo (who also suffered from the tribal handicap), most Nigerian leaders have been incompetent chumps, crass bullies, and greedy hypocrites.
He was a solid technocrat.

If he had teamed up with Zik, the combination would have been the best for Naija. The benevolent visionary statesman as president, and the technocrat as the prime minister/executor. Now that would have been a tight combination. But it all went up in smoke, on the altar of religion and tribal sentiment. And then the a$$wipes took over and have never left.

Are you telling me that that combination would have been better than Goodluck Jonathan as President and Alao Akala as Prime Minister/Executor? *Straight Face*

Demainman1: I pain me say your mama no abort you i swear!

You are a cretinous person!

hotwax: Thats not my point sir wereh. My point is, you claimed Israelis case is genocide. What about Syria case of 20,000 civilians? I guess its just an action movies.

And those dead Syrians are Christians. LOL.

They are 90% muslims. You kept quiet because it is normal for a muslim to kill another muslim. It is not genocide.

Keep your Bias spirit up. We know how muslims play the game. Logic is not in your dictionary.

What do you even expect of a Baboon?

You are a cretinous person!

Show me where I "claimed" Israeli case is genocide.




Now everyone watch this person.

Many of the fucktards wishing this man happy birthday would be the same with a "Us vs Them" mentality.

They hate people of other tribes/race/religion etc despite what Mandela stood for.

Fucktards that just follow the crowd but do not understand the fundamental principles they are supporting.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, MANDELA!

hotwax: Only a damned owl from the pit of hell is not aware of thousands of death in Syria. Everyone kept quiet while Assad slaughtered his people.

Another cretinous person supporting the views of his co-cretinous person!

So thousands of people died in Syria is justification for Israel to kill hundreds of people?

Moronic cretinous fucktards!

This is a girl of roughly the same age at 25 and after 1 child:

https://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes//celebrities/2013123016309/rochelle-marvin-humes-holiday-photos-baby-daughter-alaia-mai/0-84-461/baby-1-z.jpg

Demainman1: CU*NT, PU$$$$Y. You don't have an answer. Just shut up.

You are a cretinous person!

Get your head blown off!

Demainman1: @SAGAMAGGOT have a read of this. I have told you that i am your PAPA the cretinous person you won't listen.

http://c4.nrostatic.com/feed/366983/assad-still-killing-civilians-syria

You are a cretinous person!

You are comparing Syrian War to this and justifying it?

You need to be slaughtered for being stewpid!

adanny01: I have read you alot on this thread. I agreed and disagreed with some of you views even though that is not my reason of quoting your above comment. I have quoted you just to bring you attention to the question i want to ask.

I simply want to know your view as regards to what you will have Isreal do in this situation with continued rocket attacks from Gaza by hamas?

Let me analogize the question. Supposing you are an authority in Isreal, would you handle the situation differently and how?

3 options of handling could be;

A. No attacks on Gaza while Isreal only defends itself with the anti-rocket device they have.

B. Few precise attacks while ensuring there is no casualty on the Palistinian side.

C. Full attack just like Isreal is carrying out.

Remember its just an opinion seeking question devoid of sentiments or any form of biasness.

That is a very easy question if anyone applies logic.

I will handle the situation differently, but since that is the original question from dafidi who has not answered questions post to him, I will not answer just because someone else asked.

I don't answer questions from people that have been dodging my questions.

If you had been fortunate to ask first, then it would have been answered.

Demainman1: Assad has been dropping bombs anyhow on men, women and children. So far 200,000 have been killed.

Israel has ONLY killed 200 with over 2,000 bombs. This is the numbers of people Boko Haram kills with one bombing.

Yet you say Israel 'no try'

Na wa o.

Look at the cretinous person using Assad to justify killing of unarmed people?

NairaMinted: See for yourselves: Palestine terrorists - according to Israel

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2694011/Israel-leaflet-drops-Gaza-warning-Palestinians-evacuate-army-intensifies-airstrikes.html

I could not help but notice this part in the article of where planes dropped bombs on 4 kids on a beach who had no guns, no bomb firing mechanism and could possibly not be any threat from the beach in Gaza they were in.

Listen to what Israel had to say to this.

Wait for it........

Wait........

Waaaaaaiiiiit..............

Israel: "Israeli authorities later said that they were 'carefully investigating' the deaths of the boys".

End of it.

Investigating? The same investigation you could not do before your PM announce Hamas killed the Jewish teenagers?

Now that 'investigation' would be perpetual and you will never hear anything about it again. Fck it! it is only Palestinian children. What is the big deal?

This is EXACTLY the norm as a I said several times on this thread. They would slaughter innocent people and then all they would say is "we will investigate", and on the very, very, very rare occasions that it goes further than that, you will get some joke justice like sending people to jail for 9 days or even 3 hours. So how do they expect Palestinians to get real justice? By resignation and putting their hands down?

And some people want me to be outraged that, or see justification in killing of innocent Palestinians because, 3 Jewish teenagers were killed? When Israel has and do slaughter many Palestinian teenagers at will? Jewish life is more valuable than Palestinian life?

Of course you would be very happy with and find it easy to have ceasefire when you are the one that has killed over 60 kids in 7 days (and 200+ overall) because you felt someone killed 3 of your teenagers. Lets not even talk about the properties demolished.

To my utter shock, I heard Mark Regev coming on UK TV to highlight how they agreed to a ceasefire but Hamas did not, and he tried to magnify the 'siginificance' of the issue by keeping on saying the ceasefire was proposed by Egypt (obviously Arabs) and supported by the UN and Arab League and Hamas still rejected it. His point was that, a whole "UN" supported it so it surely was not a nonsense ceasefire deal as the "UN" supporting it meant it must have been a reasonable proposal and gave it a more respectable validation.

I was laughing because I can see that all of a sudden Israel sees what the UN says/support as a metric for moral validation and justification.

Is this not the same UN that Israel has ignored many of its judgement? Abi na different one now?

PR Bullshyt!

But fucktards would fall for the PR that Israel are the responsible and civilised ones. That is exactly the core of the education I have been given fucktards on this thread.

cococandy: So what happens if after the loan is granted and the insurgence isn't curbed?

You will end up with corrupt, moronic person that have looted you, leaving your kids and future generation having a debt round their neck which they continue servicing for another 50 years in their poverty.

This is what you get when cretins vote for person leaders like GEJ!

AjanleKoko: Actually the country did have some potential in the early 70s. I would say the post-war Gowon years. 1970-75. That was when they rolled out the Third National Development Plan, and made clear moves in oil, mining, agriculture, infrastructure developments, and strategic partnerships.

The whole thing went south from Murtala, and things got shittier as the leadership changed hands. IBB now took the shyt to a whole new level, and damaged the polity beyond any hope of repair

I know there was potential, afterall Nigeria is a country of perpetual potential , what I was actually referring to was the whole rubbish of Nigerian leaders being some of the best in the world, other African countries want to learn from us and we are the giant pride of black of people.

Such journalists need to be shot!

So this cretinous person helped Dan Etete loot $1.16Bn of Nigeria's money and now wants to go and put debt on the people's head?

ogedanny: [img]http://2.bp..com/-fXYF2nH0ht8/U8ep9fNkKBI/AAAAAAAADIg/ZOKPfjP7AIM/s1600/niger.jpeg[/img]

Are they looking trendy like modern day hostess?

Nigeria has been full of shyt right from time.

It seems they have been blowing hot air into their own arsses for decades.

ROSYL: Lmao

Am a hustler, baby!

I just wamt you to know

That it aint where have been

But where am bout to go

Now I just wanna give you belle

But be who I am

With all this libido

You will forget you man

Now give it to me

Give me that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushi stuff ........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG8o_9RliwU

ROSYL: Popping out babies outside wedlock is now the "in" thing, init?

Yeah, that is what you will say init? Until you meet me.

Then you will join my harem of babymamas chasing me for child support.

Lack of education leaves them in poverty so they also like to vote for you if you give them a bag of rice.

Which I can guarantee you that Patience Jonathan is stocking up on now for 2015. She is champion in distributing rice.

tecmon: N253m / month when education is under funded in the country i say good riddance !

Education being underfunded is strategic and a good thing to those that matter.

It helps make sure that many in the population kiss their arses and sing their praises while they destroy their lives.

You will hear shouts like "GEJ is working, GEJ till 2587!".