₦airaland Forum

femi9naija: Youths of nowadays, our mentality is so shallow. Nothing bad in being friends with a girl long as u don't sacrifice ur happiness to satisfy her.

2sExy1: Oyahkilome shursh! blw= Believer's Love World. It works like this: They send out a sexy looking lady, stunning and beautiful to go out and evangelise to the lost souls (the men), which is a seductive way to lure or bait them to come for service next Sunday. It works on most guys but not my kind of person. It's just like same reason a shop owner would want a beautiful "sales girl"

2sExy1: Bro, that's what I really don't like about those guys. Why "lure" people?

BananaBender: Of course, you are not!

When did Fisk start accepting low-lives?? Na from Proof of support your razz yansh for don open


Laughing my a*ss off

*Did the negro just state the obvious??* You wish you were!! You wish!

Fisk no go even ja you face talkess of Vanderbilt.

Still laughing

BananaBender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLI0GMMbQaQ

og2711: Friendzone.....even saying the word makes me shiver.


My neighbor is school was a real nice guy. We lived in staff quarters in Uniben, which was a nice place to stay because it was always calm and there was usually light. In fact, it was normal to always have one friend wanting to sleep over.

Anyway, he let one babe who he was toasting come and live in his room with him part time. She slept there like 3 times a week but unfortunately, my guy had been friendzoned. All the time she slept there, nothing ever happened.

Nna, one day the babe bring one corper come (guy) say na her cousin and e no get anywhere take pass the night. My agree for de guy to spend the night. As my guy go 'faculty' go read (leaving the other two in the room to catch up), na im we, the concerned citizens of the area, go window go see wetin dey happen. Omo, see this babe dey press the guy gbola inside her yass...

We had to sit the guy down when he got back from class....

BananaBender: hahahahahaha, you're funny


MOR0NIC DICKTURD!

kossydiba: I don't mind if som1 else eat. Wat I want is mi share n I hv d feelin dat she won't hesitate if I ask hw. Where d prblm lies wit me is hw do I ask her

CyberWolf: Fantastic....who knows how much it will cost

tonididdy: word bro...to the extent I like this chick come even dey dream of am dey cheat on me with another guy BUT me don close her book since. Deuces...

tonididdy: My own case : I have this chick ,we claim to be in a relationship but she give me conditions that, we can't hangout as i wish. LADIES WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 3months in now and we have only hungout once after about 60of my controls to her. Then the first control ever she gave me, I attended and we got dirty*i mean wetty fingaling sucking dirty* but she wouldn't allow me penetrate...saying she's a virgin and she's not redy. Since then she has failed to hangout with me again not that she can't go out but she just won't hangout with me...called it quit with her yesterday and she's seems so unmoved not a single plea uptill this moment LADIES TALK TRUE...WOULD U LET A GUY U CLAIM TO LOVE SLIP AWAY JUST LIKE THAT? Won't even try to make contact, to atleast show a sign of I still love u or miss u?

kossydiba: I hv alson been in dat frnd zone issue n even still now. Mi own case if different anyway cuz she really love me n tells even one an her guy. She use mi pics as her dp most tym bt d issue there is dat I hv spent a lot on her bt wat I hv goten in return is emotional kisses n hug. Where d problem lies is dat I don't knw hw am goin 2 tell her dat I want 2 eat her tin

remsonik: Not fair though

remsonik: Guys I don't understand. So you can't be just friends with a girl that likes you and u equally like. The best of friendships atimes are not borne out of relationships.

I would still wanna be good friends with some guys I ve met and not ruin it under the guise of relationship!!

CFCfan: And Nigeria's failed education system because I don't know how someone would equate being in the friendzone to fornication

kurt09: The Term friendzone is Satanic. Love is unconditional. Unless you're telling me that Mary and Martha friendzoned Jesus. Run from evil appearance of evil(including this phrase 'friendzone'). Jesus is coming soon. Repent or you shall likewise Perish. Luke 13:3

Demainman1: The idiocy to that goat called sagamite posts is indeed stunning.

BananaBender: Missed this line:

"Where are the Western media, government, ambassadors and human rights activists? As well as NL self-appointed "progressives"? "



My bad, I should have known not to attribute anything remotely sensible to you.

kmcutez: Lol, lol, forgive me you person. Ridicule and sarcasm aside, see no need for punishment if they were two consenting adults.

ChideraFavour: Bros no vex o, are u ok? Pls wt due respect ds's Nigeria n not European countries. Beside am sure I read some part of d story dt says "inbreeding" is against d law of d state, so probing d man is constitutional n not in any way infriging his rights I beg.

davidylan: The idiocy here is stunning. Those Arab names did not exist 200 years ago. I fact we have evidence to show that the only names in use in the Palestine area in the 1700-1800s were Jewish names. That Muslims, over the last few decades, have tried to give these towns Arab names to pul the wool over the eyes of small minds here is no surprise.

Simple example... The term west bank is actually a Jordanian invention in the 1940s to erase the ancient name of the area- which was judea/Samaria.

Lol someone saying Israel is suppressing Muslim names? Evidence for which is?

DONMAYOR19: because na men dey always spend money, hardly for female to be friendzone, and even if they do, they never lose anything other than not getting the guy, but if a guy is friendzone, he lose TIME, MONEY, EMOTION and lose the girl that friendzone him self, and if cares not taking, he must have make a lot of enemy because of the same girl that have friendzone him for weeks, months or even years.. #sayno2FRIENDZONE o

UjSizzle: Have a care, we are innocent sometimes
And sometimes we wish all that niceties wasn't just for date-sake.

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to have male friends with all this nonsense friend zone craze

barcanista: hahahaaaahaaha. Care to share her with me?

jauntty: So like seriously, some guys will keep hoping that she change her mind one day ? Na wa ooo. If am in love with a girl and she don't reciprocate that feeling I flee at the speed of Light and get myself SM1 on the same page with me (Gals over plenty nah). Once I was young, now I am older and this fact has always remain constant : There is always ANOTHER GAL who is cuter, sexier and Charmie...No time to waste.

barcanista: such men deserve to be flogged! Seriously, my father will disown me if I shd b a gal's reserve

vickertony: My prayer To all Men is that,
May you never be friendzoned,
brotherzoned, recharge zoned, charging
phone zone, hugzoned, escortzoned,
online zoned or gist zoned by any lady. Amen

lawkenoz: Hahahah! No be small degree, I got that degree later on too but before I bagged it mehn I suffer ooh! I wouldn't even know what to call what I went through cuz we were dating sort of. I was with her for 6 yrs and she said no sex till we get married, I was still flying the "Virgin atlantic airways" then (lol if if u get what I mean). So sex wasn't an issue for me, I agreed and we started dating. I pay transport for her all the way from jos to owerri she so she can come visit me in school.
I dint let her cook so throughout her stay I made sure it was fast foods, with chicken and all you could think of! At night I would leave at her request to sleep In my neighbours room (obviously to avoid temptation).
To cut the long story short after 6 yrs of dating I got back home from my final exams to see her pregnant! I was like how the hell did it happen? We've been talking for 6 months since we last saw so how manage! I got the shock of my life from her reply!
Well needless to say I became a player after that and have never looked back! Friend zoning again? Not on this planet.

lynpetra: Lol.Funny as it may sound,my dear some guys even if you give them punny,dem go still dey quarell put .Alrite,you fu^^k a guy who you like based on the f^^^k,and you will still tell guy to feel free to straff someone else,which to me I think its OK since he is a friend.One day he wakes up and decides to get all romantic...bringing love into f^^^k,abeg why can't just he f^k and shut up his mouth?

MissMeiya: Hahaha he might be her boyfriend. I knew a very bossy Chinese girl who treated her boyfriend just like that

UjSizzle: So friendzones are applicable to guys who are in love with you and yet you keep as friends(abi pets )
OK
What if she hasn't been aware of this love? It'll be quite unfair to accuse her of friend zoning you na