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Chinwem: Awwwww! Don't you just love a happy ending(beginning)?

God bless their union. A match made in Heaven!

Oh I m such a sucker for love stories.......

That is what you are thinking?

Sorry, our thoughts don't align. I am a man!

I am thinking "Fck! This bloke will be smacking that sexy, juicy thing (that I would love to smack) for many years to come? What a lucky sod!"

[quote author=fresh_dude]Life is so cruel. Talk about dashed hopes. When is a brother ever going to catch a break?[/quote]Abi o!

That is one Naija babe that gives me chills.

Who is this foool that took my babe?

Chongaiman: ^^^
More rantings from the fevered brain of a mad child. You can only delude yourself as to the diseased state of your mind. If you take no immediate action to remedy your situation, you'll graduate in madness from the net to the streets. You are to be pitied, you poor, unhappy and lonely Londoner. Omo were face it!! Your false, meaningless life is a bad joke. GET HELP FAST!!! Now run to your sexuality section. That's the only place you fit in.

You are a sad, reetarded, moronic, barbaric, misfit person!

Just like your fellow fucktards here!

https://assets.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Nigerian-Troops-deployed-to-Mali-360x225.jpg

ijebabe: ^Is the deed not done? It's their bodies to do whatever they want with it.

Persin tell you say I wan control dem body?

I be holy spirit?

Chongaiman: ^^^
Rantings of the god of madness. Keep 'em coming. Omo were what are you doing in the realm of the sane? GET HELP FAST!! Now run to your sexuality section to hide from your sad reality.

person, you can't defend your fellow cretins, you can't tell us why you joined cretins? You can't tell us why you decided a career with misfits that pose like fucktards was for you?

You are really that stewpid? Nothing is in your brain?

I would love to see the funkies that throw the moronic platitude "Do not judge others. Only God should judge" come and say their rubbish on this thread.

Chongaiman: ^^^
Deranged musings of the god of madness. You take your madness as something to be proud of. That's why you had to let the world know through 20,000 idiotic posts in record time. Omo were, your lonely, false life needs overhauling. GET HELP FAST!!! Now run and lose yourself in your sexuality section.

person, tell us your motivation for joining a group of illiterate, murderous misfits.

Inform us of your rationale.

Chongaiman: ^^^
Rantings of the god of madness. Only in your deluded mind would begin to imagine you are making logical exchanges. You could only do so with your equals who roam the streets, not with sane fellows. This section is far too complicated for your muddled up brain to comprehend. You desperately seek for relevance even in an anonymous forum! Yet, all you have to offer NL is your imbecility and fucktardry. How much lower could you descend into the pit of madness? YOU NEED HELP!! Omo were, run to your sexuality section where you get to ravish the likes of Halle Berry and Nicki Minaj in your deranged fantasies.

Social misfit person is talking about roaming the streets.

Clown! Is it not street "kill am, kill am" urchins like you that we pack into our moronic national militia?

person, okay it is obvious your are too daft to defend your moronic militia, tell us why you joined then.

Wendyslim: GOD is watching.

This is one of the fucktards that pray for these people. Now waiting for God to help.

https://www.nairaland.com/1162613/patience-jonathan-hurriedly-flown-germany#13835504

https://www.nairaland.com/1165378/plateau-governor-visits-suntai-germany#13890345

Foooool!

Bleep

pgiddy: The Minister said that as part of its remit to live up to its international obligations, the Federal Government accommodates certain international bodies just like it is done across the globe; adding that every year, the cost of rent or accommodation for such bodies tends to be above one billion Naira.

In a sane country, this statement would only result in a probe of who authorised and how anyone can be paying £4m in rent for rubbish organisations.

And this person so-called FCT Minister plans to spend £16m to build a building for talking and debating by fat, ambitionless cretins (that fucktards in Nigeria pray for) calling themselves First Ladies.

omar22: We were a man short when you are compact that forces Burkina to push up and leave space behind. Yes we dominated the game because Burkina Faso offered nothing until we went a man down, if our team were more composed, choose the right option or not been to selfish Nigeria would have beaten Burkina out of sight....

I told you Nigerians are just reactives, they are not football analysts.

Now majority of them are now screaming how Nigeria is so good they can win the cup.

https://www.nairaland.com/1179114/ivory-coast-vs-nigeria-afcon/87

If Yaya had popped a goal in in the 85th and we are out, this same people would say "that is the worst football team ever assembled by Nigeria".

wonlasewonimi: Oh My Gawwwd how many times will you guys repeat the same questions?WTF!

I will never let a person think he can dodge a question or strawman out of it.

If anyone is going to step to Sagamite, they better have the intellect to defend their logic and opinion.

This cretinous person that said Nottingham Forest is a bigger club than Arsenal is obviously a person that cannot defend his logic and opinion.

I would still roast him irrespective of whether he answers or not. I am just like a Lion toying with his meal. He is already in a fcked up position!

[quote author=A-40]Too bad Sagamnesia is incurable we are still researching your condition hopefully we stumble on a breakthrough. He-b!tch if you can't read get someone to read for you!
I have answered your questions and exposed you for the knobhead you are
Tell us why Gascoigne is better than Owen
Also tell us why the South American League was not competitive in the Pele and Zico era. Akpasusu[/quote]person, scared pussyclat, tell us which are bigger clubs between Steaua Bucuresti and Barcelona/Man U/Real Madrid.

Tell us what you think Steaua Bucuresti reputation is "relative" to Barcelona, Man U and Real Madrid.

If you knew you had no liver, why were you so stewpid to step to your God?

Chongaiman: ^^^
I thought all this while that you were a sociopath not knowing you are the real deal. You confirmed yourself to be a mad man. Your ought to be in an asylum rather than running loose and constituting a nuisance to the sane. Thou lonely, unfulfilled god of madness and fucktardry, go and get a real life instead of displaying your insanity to all and sundry. Now run to your sexuality section. . .

Reasoning and conclusion of a professional person that cannot defend his person team of misfits.

This is another example of fucktards like you that the sick State od Nigeria arms:

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/police-officer-kills-colleague-during-a-beer-parlour-argument/138354/

[quote author=A-40]Phuck outta here! You've been p!mp-slapped! Deal with it!
And tell us why Gascoigne is better than Owen. He-b!tch[/quote]Pussyclat!

Which are bigger clubs between Steaua Bucuresti and Barcelona/Man U/Real Madrid.

Tell us what you think Steaua Bucuresti reputation is "relative" to Barcelona, Man U and Real Madrid.

Answer o. Be a man and stop being scared of Sagamite! Be a man and be stewpid by answering and get slaughtered.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOQqX4_j38


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xydg0L1kGbs

[quote author=A-40]*Yawn* zzzzzzzzzzz

You've been taken to the cleaners already. Lol how can anyone be scared of a saphead that can't even read??
You lost the argument already! Take the L and keep it moving[/quote]Pussyclat!

Liverless person, answer the question and get your slaughtering. Stop running like a Sissy.

Emenike should stop this drop-on-floor actions. We are not North Africa!

That should be second yellow, followed by red for Tiote!

In that kind of situation, you have a man on each side of the post.

It really is like a more potent corner kick situation. So why would you do it for a corner kick and not that?

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Nairaland 1 - Mukina 0[/quote]True!

Her and that her yeye lof called Yaya.

[quote author=na2day!]45 mins to go,
Meanwhile, lets celebrate

https://i.imgflip.com/b9iz.gif[/quote]

shymexx: Nah, the football swerved in air...

Swerve or no swerve, a keeper should not kneel down and beg shot na.

Keeper error!

He needed to get his body behind the ball, not flap like if his wife is about ot beat him.

bizwax: I dey america I beg where I fit watch this game naw

Move to the UK and leave that yeye country.

Not a free-kick!

Yep, number 22 of CIV is a weak link.

He obviously lacks pace!

Chongaiman: ^^^
Ravings and rantings of the insane. You need help. Your delusions point to the fact. I am only concerned with your state of mind. Only mad peopke call themselves god - except of course if you are referring to the god of madness and fucktardry. In that case, it is a no contest. Your sad, unfulfilled and lonely life is a joke. You have no real life. So sorry for you. Meanwhile go to your sexuality section and live out your fantasies.

You are a person!

When I am in the presence of cretinously inferior minds that cannot defend their choices in life, I am entitled to call myself a GOD.

Say the Nigerian militia is full of fucktards, person! SAY IT!