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RomanceRe: Ladies, Which Of These Dating Evils Have You Never Done? by Sagamite(op):
Tgirl4real: Hey! That's being extremely blunt. If u are going that path, means u gonna be bruising some egos. Hmmm... For naija?

Early stages, I used to be dat blunt. I mean, I don't dig u, why give me a gift or ask to take me out and I was labeled wicked. Lol

After a while, I applied diplomacy. But when u wanna to a turn, I go very blunt.
Well you should be blunt to a person you have already told 'No" but still insist on taking you out and you want to accept the invite.

If you can't be that blunt, then don't accept the invite. tongue

Tgirl4real: If na u now Saga, I won't jhesitate to tell u straight off. tongue
Then you will spend the next 2 years beating yourself up that "Oh, what have I done! What have I done! How could I be so stewpid to turn the finest man alive down!" cool
PoliticsRe: Africa's Richest Woman - Nigerian Folorunsho Alakija by Sagamite(m): 4:01pm On Dec 18, 2012
Virgin Finder: hahahahahahahahaha

You are a slavic bastard!

You just fell into my trap!

That's the confirmation I've been cunningly prodding you for.

So you are not the only one in slavery?

How come you know so much about Nigeria if your parents had you into slavery abroad?

Ok, you all used to be in Nigeria before you threw in the towel and opted for slavery abroad. o ma ga o.

So you all are right there serving your white masters with alacrity while some other families are doing just great back here.

And you want to envy them to death?

Is it anybody's fault that your family couldnt make headway in Nigeria?

You better break from the bondage and lead them back home.

London is good, no doubt, but for the original Londoners only and not for slavic immigrants like you.

Your family will remain 3rd class citizens in London forever.

Come back home and get a life Mr Fucktardic Cretinous Sagamite, the hell-bound.

Keep whining! arupo!!
ROFLMAO!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

person that has never seen a passport before and never been out of the country "knows" people can not make it abroad! grin

Reasoning of the product of a failed education system. grin grin grin grin grin grin

Which schools failed you? Which state polytechnic or teachers training college? grin grin grin

Fell into my trap. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You are doing great by no one dare coming near the gutter when you are brushing your teeth by the gutter in the morning? grin grin grin grin

Are you are successful o! YOu are 1st class citizen! grin grin grin

How much was the last bail you paid for your arrest for carrying a Nokia 3310 without receipt? grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Which Of These Dating Evils Have You Never Done? by Sagamite(op): 3:55pm On Dec 18, 2012
kandiikane: Yes, really.

An azz? As in? I always tell guys when I'm not interested beforehand but if they still say let's go dinner after, that's their business.
As long as you tell them straight and unambigiuosly that "hey, I don't fancy you and I doubt I will ever fancy you", if they still insist, then that is their problem, not your problem.

But you have to make it as clear as possible.

Tgirl4real: U are just being an agbaya. grin grin grin
I am not being an agbaya. I am just being a Senior Advocate for gender equality rights. cheesy

Men too should have a right to operate in their own best interest. cool

firestar: O ye of little faith.
Faith in what?
RomanceRe: Should A Lady Do House Chores For Her Fiance? by Sagamite(m): 3:42pm On Dec 18, 2012
My advice to women is simple: As long as you have more to gain in marriage, do whatever you can do to impress the other party.
RomanceRe: Ladies, Which Of These Dating Evils Have You Never Done? by Sagamite(op): 1:34am On Dec 18, 2012
kandiikane: The thing is, even if you tell majority of men you're not interested and want to be friends or nyashing buddy before a date or something, they will still be behind you. In fact, this makes it worst because they'll take it as a challenge and what man doesn't like a challenge.
Whoo! Really?

Okay, so women are doing them a favour by being an arsse to them?
PoliticsRe: Africa's Richest Woman - Nigerian Folorunsho Alakija by Sagamite(m): 1:13am On Dec 18, 2012
Virgin Finder: You are a slavic bastard!

How can you come online and diss your parents back in Sagamu by typing the hell they go through day-in day-out receiving olopa slaps, sleeping in heat with no electricity bla bla like you were not gladly suffering with them before you rode okada to travel into slavery abroad.
Now, you've been so enslaved, you cant even remember them again.
Rather you resort to posting daft topics about some female idol of yours.Jobless iddiot!
How does that help your parents back in Sagamu?

You are a hopeless slave that cant contribute zilch anywhere - church o, mosque o,charity o - cos you just cant afford it.

Come back home and get a life Mr. Fucktardic Cretinous Sagamite, the hell-bound.

For how long will you live in block A, room 10 with your family when your mates over here are already landlords? Dont you think?

Keep whining! oponu!!

PS: If you have a virgin sister in Nigeria - person or not - please feel free to introduce her to me. I'll treat her nice and probably you too.
Moronic person, what makes you think my parents are based in Nigeria? FOOOOOL! grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Which Of These Dating Evils Have You Never Done? by Sagamite(op): 11:13pm On Dec 17, 2012
Tgirl4real: Lol.

U talk as if u don't know some guys don't like hearing the truth. Even when the signs are clear and u think u are on d same page, they will still pester you.
Then that is their problem.

Tgirl4real: That aside. Why should I jump ahead of myself if the guy hasn't shown any intentions towards dating? If he has, I would have been plain and clear with him from day one. If he hasn't, the date is a good time to let him know you aint interested (most prefer having such talk in person). Lol. That's why I said it will most likely be the first and last with the person as most guys don't like doing things if there is nothing in it for them. cheesy

And ermmm...it depends on the kind of date sha. Lol
Stop playing the naive card.

I guess based on the naive card it is also good for a man not to jump ahead of himself since she has not shown her intentions. Bone her and before she wakes up, you are out the door and a text message later is a good time to let her know you don't want any strings attached, you just want a booty call. It will most likely be the first and last with the person as most girls don't like giving it up if there is no commitment in it for them. cheesy
RomanceRe: Should A Lady Do House Chores For Her Fiance? by Sagamite(m): 1:23pm On Dec 17, 2012
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Y'all need to fukc.[/quote]We already are. tongue grin

https://www.nairaland.com/1127016/alpha-male-vs-nice-guy/7#13412670
PoliticsRe: Africa's Richest Woman - Nigerian Folorunsho Alakija by Sagamite(m): 11:51am On Dec 17, 2012
Virgin Finder: You are a slavic bastard!

Post a picture of your parents' neighborhood back in Sagamu first.

Afterall, charity begins at home! Or maybe you really are a bastard by its common definition cos you have consistently described the way to your father's house with your left hand.SMH

I hope you followed the Friday service of the Holy Ghost Congress on the Internet. Otherwise I can only feel sorry for your slavic assss.

All hope is not lost though.There's a service today that you can still follow on the Internet.

Heed my advice now and save your slavic soul from slavery to the white man on earth and eternal agony in hell!
That amounts to double suffering.

Don't say I didnt tell you o.

Keep whining! rakunmi!!
person contrast the gutter you live in with where I live in London.

Ah! Na me dey suffer o. You dey in heaven of olopaa slaps, heat and no electricity.

How much you don give your rich pastor this month for the protection of God? grin

Cretin! grin
PoliticsRe: Pictures of demolition of buildings at Sagamu due to road construction by Sagamite(m): 11:47am On Dec 17, 2012
tobounty: Sagababa so u be killer na wah oooooo!
All I ask is people not to mess with me and familial inheritance.

I don finish alot of family members.

If you see a man on the road, just running continuously all day all night without clothes on, that na my babalawo hand work. cheesy
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 11:38am On Dec 17, 2012
Logicboy03: lolz....the argument was over ages ago when you were debunked with evidence
You are a person.

What evidence? Evidence of animals with gay behaviours? grin grin grin grin grin

You had a particularly special sprinkle of stewpid. grin

wiegraf: It's now rather sad...

Don't you have any more pics of lions and hyenas? That would at least mask some of your stoopid. Also no sagatarded post is complete without those, and of course an army of strawmen.

For one, you imb.ecile, you shifted posts several times on this thread. You refused to answer simple questions lucidly, and provided asinine definitions when eventually cornered. While fumbling and feeling the heat you brought out criteria from 3 years ago, which you may or may not still agree with. Either ways, looking at your criteria, it was all pretty much met actually, hence your shenanigans continued. In order to mask your failure, at one time or the other it was

gay people have to have co.itus...
females can't be gay...
Both sexes have to be gay...

WTF do you smoke? These demands are worthy of consideration as the most asinine reasoning on NL you mo.ron. None of them are on your 3 year old list of course, you just created the ultimate in egregious strawmen and post shifting on the fly to compound on the already rank stoopidity you had displayed.

You've gotten examples, and an ample supply at that. Also terms clarified for your reta.rded ass. As well as other arguments, like the flies altered to become gay, proving you can biologically turn some animals gay. You've refused to explain why your argument holds either ways, even if there really were no ghey animals. Again, why don't you rap.e your mother? It happens a lot in nature. And why are you typing and reading, surely these activities are not natural? Or you know any animals in the wild that can type?

My work here is done. Work on your stoopid when you can, it may be beneficial.

Kudos
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Look at this moronic person. grin grin grin grin grin

So you cannot debunk my criteria so you "imagined" that somehow I do not believe in my criteria that I put down and told you to slaughter? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

None of them are on my 3 year old list? You "imagined" that? Foool! grin

Oh, Lawd! Your a big mooron! grin grin

Cretin explain to me how my criteria was met if the example you gave states clearly, without your "imagination", that the birds do not have se.x but yet have eggs. grin grin grin

Was it immaculate conception? person! grin

Fucktards like you can rap.e their mothers becuase you lack comprehension and think anything animals do, humans must do. FOOOOL! grin

I know that will confuse your dumb brain but I will enjoy tearing you into shred with it. cheesy

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