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RomanceRe: The Alpha Male Vs The Nice Guy – Which Do You Prefer? by Sagamite(m):
[quote author=baby_123]You are too damn cheap! cheesy.

You think the 10 kobo you give your wives is enough. Baby123 = 1trillion women. When you are capable, you can check back.[/quote]Let me warn you:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acGWtQ5d5jI

"Who type of man you take me for?
Is that the one fighting for your soul?
Or my King Kong is the one that you're running from?
But if you got booty, fck it, cause I want some

[Enter the beats]

B-I-G
Who fcking with me?
Oh God!
WHOO!

Okay, ain't nobody fcking with my
di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck
Ain't no other fresher than my muthafuckin
di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck
As I look around, guys don't do it like my
di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck
And all these bad bitches, man, they want the
They want the, B.I.G, oh god!


I tell a bad bit.ch do whatever I say
My block infront of me like I'm operating the fast train
It's grind day, from Friday, to next Friday
I'll be up straight for seven days, I need no viagra
Yup, you trying give me that juicy thang
I sure would give you a good ba.ng, my hit deeper than Space Nine
I'm rolling with... fck I'm saying? Girl, you know my di.ck's name
You know King Kong? Scrrr! I'm pulling in like that Fast Train
Yeah I'm the fcking bad man, girls kneeling when I'm walking in the bedroom
Freaky women I be feeling from the fuku faka I'm giving
What a feeling, ah man, they gotta be
Young player the S that's pulling everything that he sees with his swag

Okay, ain't nobody fcking with my
di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck
Ain't no other fresher than my muthafuckin
di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck
As I look around, guys don't do it like my
di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck
And all these bad bitches, man, they want the
They want the, they want the

Yeah, I'm talking Odunnu, yeah, I'm talking Y me
Yeah, I'm talking Kails, nigga, I'm talking Stilly
Yeah, I'm talking Missy, I ain't talking mondi_cheeks
Your face is too fcked? You can't be talking to me
Yeah, I'm talking Naijasexy, we ball in my fcking house
G.O.O.D. se.x drug-dealing or.g.y, ain't no ho fuckin' with me
Me, sh.ag that 62 to 75, 75 to a 100
100 to a half a cow, ain't no fine chic that is bad with me
Now who with me? Baby_123! Call me luv or Daddy
Translation: I'm the shit, least that what my record say
Least that what my chics say, lost my virginity for 3 decades
Getting down for like 30 years, got hung this much since the second grade
I never told. Who am gonna tell? Am top of the totem pole
It's the Dream Di.ck meets the Supreme Di.ck
And when your eyes see it only means one thing
You ain't fcking with the di.ck


Okay, ain't nobody fcking with my
di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck
Ain't no other fresher than my muthafuckin
di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck
As I look around, guys don't do it like my
di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck, di.ck
And all these bad bitches, man, they want the
They want the, they want the
PoliticsRe: Governor Yakowa’ S Convoy Kills Poor Orange Seller In Kaduna by Sagamite(m): 12:53pm On Dec 16, 2012
blink182: Whoever brought this thread out is sick in the head, can't you people forgive. Very vindictive. I don't like the man but this is just outrageous.
You are a person!

You are the one sick in the head.

What forgiveness or mercy so these people give Nigerians when they destroy their lives with their incompetence and looting?

What forgiveness was he giving Nigerians when he was flying in an helicopter while the masses have to do with pot-hole roads?
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 12:48pm On Dec 16, 2012
Logicboy03: See this liar?


When you have lost the argument, you keep repeating lies.


-Same sex monkeys have g.enital stimulation according to the research. Sagamite response; "but that is not s.ex and therefore not gay" (but gay when men do it to each other)

-Same sex monkeys have s.ex according to the research(destroying Sagamite's argument that there is no s.ex). Sagamite response; "but that is not exclusive" (are all men exclusively gay? you have straight, gay and bisexual)

-Many researchers refrain from calling homosexual animals homosexuals because of the negative connotations from society (they prefer to use less controversial "homosexual behaviour" term). Sagamite response "homosexual behaviour is not homosexual animals" (after explicitly shown that it is the same just a mtter of avoiding controversy)
You are a moronic person!

So your cretinous arsse is also "imagining" like your moronic person friens weedgraf why researchers refrain from calling these animals homosexuals?

FOOOL!

I gave you the no sex answer because I was astonished your MORONIC arsse could not even show me that level. I wanted to show you how incredibly daft you were to say just simulation. Now you dumb arsse is claiming "Whooo I win, I caught Saga out". grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin person, that criteria of proof I put up, I have developed and posted on NL more than 2 years ago, and it CLEARLY dictates it must be exclusive sex. So you are a person to even say I am shifting position.



person, are you telling me there are no exclusively gay men? So why can't you show me exclusively gay animals?

If exlusively gay men can live freely gay even in a structured society like humans that have rules that dictate behaviour, how come your moronic arsse cannot show me exclusively gay animals in the animal world that will not restrict them from rejecting the opposite sex?

person!

Cretin, run as you always do!

Until you show me animals that fit my criteria to reflect that animals have the same kind of sub-set of homosexuals as humans do, you will only be providing moronic examples that your dumb arsse fall for.
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 12:36pm On Dec 16, 2012
Kay 17: Ok. I get your point. But to you homosexual se.x is ok, but girls must be f.ucked on the side, right?
Where did you see me say that?
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 12:35pm On Dec 16, 2012
wiegraf: That is your definition, we're just indulging you. At the very least, they're bisexual

https://www.google.com.ng/search?q=bisexual+definition&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

"Sexually attracted to both men and women."

Whether they'd admit it or not. Though they are likely more attracted to the opposite sex.
You are a person!

Say "Yes, sir".

So I told you to show me an homosexual animal and then you show me a bisexual animal?

Is that not a matter of "are you reetarded?" or "what schools failed you?"

Cretin!
PoliticsRe: Ibadan: One Of Five African Cities To Watch - Financial Times by Sagamite(m): 11:54pm On Dec 14, 2012
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 11:53pm On Dec 14, 2012
wiegraf: When did you post this? Did you edit a post and finally settle on what 'natural' means? Your parents sent you to the UK, I would think to educate your dumb a$$, yet you expect me to waste my time schooling you when all those paid teachers so obviously failed? Regardless, most of these criteria are satisfied you dumb $hit. And I see how you keep on disingenuously raising the stakes. Is this one of those cases where you'll never be satisfied, and keep on screaming LALALALALALA? How did someone with your mental capacity escape xtianity? It's a miracle I tell you, perhaps proof there's a god.

Coi.tus is not the only type of se.x imbecil.e. It is not even possible between females you gigantic t.wat. So, there are no ghey females? How f.ucking stoopid can you be?

And what of the rams? Even on the basic, introductory wiki page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

"One report on sheep cited below states:

Approximately 8% of rams exhibit sexual preferences [that is, even when given a choice] for male partners (male-oriented rams) in contrast to most rams, which prefer female partners (female-oriented rams). We identified a cell group within the medial preoptic area/anterior hypothalamus of age-matched adult sheep that was significantly larger in adult rams than in ewes...[29]

In fact, apparent homosexual individuals are known from all of the traditional domestic species, from sheep, cattle and horses to cats, dogs and budgerigars."

Wiki -> sources.

And just about every other thing you ignored in my post? Like the flies turned ghey?

http://www.livescience.com/2094-homosexuality-turned-fruit-flies.html

Or the different physiology of the ghey rams

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3008-homosexuality-is-biological-suggests-gay-sheep-study.html

These as proof for biological factors in the ghey. And all the other things you willfully, or stoopidly, ignore or fail to comprehend in my post?

Enjoy another article, this one from Time this time

http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1582336,00.html


And the birds are gayer then your bonobos you dip$hit, another time article written by someone with a functioning brain may perhaps explain to a sagatard what I mean. Hopefully, he can dumb $hit down to your level

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1905237,00.html

"One particularly charged finding is that in most species besides humans, same-gender pairings rarely lead to lifelong relationships. In other words, when one attractive bonobo male eyes another in a lovely patch of Congo swamp forest, they occasionally kiss and then move on to other oral pleasures, but they don't bother anyone afterward about trying to legalize their right to an open-banana-bar ceremony. In fact, they are likely to move on to girl bonobos: most animals that engage in same-gender sex acts do so only when an opposite-sex partner is unavailable.

And yet the study's authors, Nathan Bailey and Marlene Zuk of UC Riverside's biology department, report some exceptions, like the laysan albatross. Last year, researchers studying a Hawaiian colony of albatrosses found that nearly a third of all the couples involved two females who courted and then shared parenting responsibilities. (Albatrosses don't have U-Hauls, so no lesbian jokes, please.) Male chinstrap penguins also form long-term relationships, at least in captivity. And some male bighorn sheep will mount females only after the females adopt male-like behaviors. "


And of course, as logicboy has already stated, you haven't even presented an argument to support prosecuting gays, sagatard. You don't have one, yet expect us to do so, why? Because you say so?

You have one that works in sagatardverse? Guess what, all this talk about born gay or not, matters not. Like I said, it's just to indulge you (dunno why I'm still here though, oh, I'm immature). Zilt. But you cannot even state your case....

You, good ser, are a total failure. My bad...


EDIT: Google, brah, is a useful tool. For instance, this is fun, and actually sourced

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-25-gayest-animals
You are a person!

Say "Yes, sir".

When did I post it? No, I did not post it, I bribed Seun to slot it in 5 minutes ago, moooron!

The criteria is dumb? How? Because it is above your level of thinking? grin grin grin grin grin That is the kind of challenge geniuses would put forward to even any Harvard professor instead of moronically nodding your head to whatever anybody with a PhD says.

Instead of even wasting time typing epistles, let me challenge your moronic, dumb, cretinous arsse to state why you think the criteria is dumb.

Let me clunk your daft brain with that your cretinous assertion first.

Oya, I am listening. grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 11:47pm On Dec 14, 2012
Kay 17: Animals that have sex with animals of their sex is homosexual.
Nah!

A subset of animals that have pleasurable s.ex strictly and exclusively with animals of their s.ex even when an animal of opposite s.ex is available are homosexual.

Prisoners having sex with other prisoners are not necessarily gay, so your definition falls there.

Only fucktards like Logicboy with his failed education would say prisoners that have sex with other prisoners when they have no access to the opposite sex are gay.
PoliticsRe: Ibadan: One Of Five African Cities To Watch - Financial Times by Sagamite(m): 10:58pm On Dec 14, 2012
Places where it happens:

Northern Africa - Cairo followed by Tunis

Eastern Africa - Nairobi followed by Addis Ababa

Southern Africa - Johannesburg followed by Cape Town

Western Africa - Lagos followed by Accra/Abidjan
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 9:14pm On Dec 14, 2012
Kay 17: No?!?
How is it?
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m):
Logicboy03: lol......all this perambulating is a waste of time. grin grin grin grin Empty barrel


I handed your azz to you on a silver platter. There are same s.ex monkeys that have s.ex with each other. Gbam. End of story.

[size=18pt]
BY THE WAY, WHERE IS YOUR LOGICAL ARGUMENT AGAINST GAY RIGHTS? [/size]


Another thing you are ignorant about

Homosexual behabiour = homosexual (when it comes to animals)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals#Applying_the_term_homosexual_to_animals
You are a moronic person!

Foool. Homosexual behaviour is equal to homosexual in animals because your moronic arsse says so? grin grin grin grin

That is you logical argument? That is how you make sense? grin

Product of a failed education system.

I am busy destroying your moronic claims. Where are the monkeys that exclusively have sex with same sex animals? Are the animals gay? FOOOOL!

How come academic authors refrain from calling them homosexual animals? person!

I am still waiting since YESTERDAY for your arguments for homosexuality. When you stop running and state that logically, we can start answering your questions, cretin.

Don't run o. grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 7:50pm On Dec 14, 2012
Logicboy03: Title of the journal; Homosexual behavior in a laboratory group of stumptail monkeys (Macaca arctoides): Forms, contexts, and possible social functions


You see why you are foolish?


The article clearly states that the monkey have s.ex (cop.ulation) but I purposely did not put it in bold s that you will fumble and claim that they dont have s.ex.




......and fumble, you did!


Epic fail from the empty barrel.

#Sagamite destroyed grin grin grin grin grin
You are a person!

This is how dumb you are?

Since when did homosexual behaviour men homosexual animals.

Have you ever seen any academic report dare say homosexual animals? Cretin!

It would be trown in the bin because the authors know, foooooool!

You are person!

So you think by omission, you caught me out? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

It just made you look reetarded to say they simulated, hence they are gay! Your retardation did not catch me out, it was expected. grin grin grin

Show me where the monkeys exclusively have sex with same sex animals.

Cretin, look at my criteria above. (b)

FOOOOL! You are on the stove! grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 7:33pm On Dec 14, 2012
Logicboy03: Lolz......you have nothing.


A man giving another man genital stimulation is gay but a monkey doing the same is not gay?


Empty barrel much?




Where is your damn argument against gays? grin grin
You are a person!

The AUTHORS did not call them gay animals, they know. The called it gay behaviour, you cretin.

Your moronic type is the one I was referring to in my first post on this thread. Product of a failed education system.

If they monkeys are gay, how come they are only simulating themselves? Why not penetrate each other? FOOOOL.

Are you that daft?
PoliticsRe: Pictures of demolition of buildings at Sagamu due to road construction by Sagamite(m):
y me: na sagamite house dem they scatter so cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
No o!

The OP does not know shyt! Construction ko, Constrictor ni.

That is the house of some people that I heard came to claim 10% of my great-great-grand-father's farm last week.

I just instructed my babalawo to take them out.

Foools, dem no know how many people I don use juju kill over the years for that farm land.
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 7:12pm On Dec 14, 2012
Logicboy03: Lol......another false accusation. We can look at the time of the comments.

1) I was commenting continuously

2) How would I know when you slept? Do I look like your gay partner in your bed?


Empty barrel.

No logical argument against gays? eh? Empty barrel
You are a person!

Sagamite: You are a person!

So your moronic arsse waited till late into the night when I would soon be heading to bed to come out from hiding despite constantly being on the viewing list?

Is gay behaviours in animals evidence of animals being gay?

Your moronic arsse does not know there is nothing we are that is natural that is not in the animal world?

Let me protect you from making a moronic statement by warning you in advance so you don't get too burnt to eat: understand the meaning of natural before you comment on it.

Show me or direct me to where there are exclusively gay animals. And don't give me a tome in the middle of the night after you ran for hours. Dig out the area of the article you think validate your point and post it.

Cretin!
Logicboy03: Sagamite the empty barrel has returned again!! grin

£150 says that he will avoid making any logical arguments against gay rights/gay marriage.



By the way, only an empty barrel (that just likes to shout "person"wink will look at this quote and then claim that there are no homosexual animals;

http://link.springer.com/article/10.1007%2FBF01541216?LI=true
You are a moronic person!

You bring me an article even the authors refrained from labelling gay animals and said gay behaviour as evidence animals are gay?

Core stimulation is sex? FOOOL!

You are a cretin!
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 7:02pm On Dec 14, 2012
Logicboy03: See this dumbazz- you just make false accusations. Keep assuming nonsense
You are a person!

Pussyclat!

So you waited till I went to sleep to start making mouth?

It was when I went to sleep you had the courage to answer one of my simple questions? grin

Coward hyena! grin

Don't you have balls like a man?
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 6:57pm On Dec 14, 2012
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Is The Sexiest Man Alive! – Redsheet Magazine by Sagamite(m): 6:11pm On Dec 14, 2012
elrony: Saga dis one wan turn obsession o...
For you to live a good life make sure your profession is an obsession.

Yours sincerely,

Professional Ashawo.
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Is The Sexiest Man Alive! – Redsheet Magazine by Sagamite(m):
By the way, mimifonwon, pause that last video at 1.27min.

The guy in white is a Super Eagle's player called Ike Uche and he is 5'7. Iyanya is obviously taller than him and he is even crotching.

And 5'7 is above Nigerian men's average height. Iyanya is not short.
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Is The Sexiest Man Alive! – Redsheet Magazine by Sagamite(m): 5:47pm On Dec 14, 2012
If I get that girl at 0.25s, 0.29s, 1.10, 1.22. 1.57, 2.54 in bed, na only Jesus go fit save am while I am shouting allahu akbar ontop of her.

I swear!
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Is The Sexiest Man Alive! – Redsheet Magazine by Sagamite(m):
y me: He was not shy not just into bigz girlz tongue
Lawd save you, you are more than naughty angry
He is not into big girls? Have you seen his Kukere video? grin grin grin

You no see the amount of gracious juice he had in that? grin grin grin

Okay see the girls he is stepping to here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf8GqTZ7bVg

I even thought the guy had swagger watching this video because he exuded confidence and looked self-assured until the guy fall my hand with this serious flirt called Toolz owning him. undecided

Toolz, come here! I dare you. angry
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m):
wiegraf: cheesy

You expect females to engage in c.oitus? Good $deity how re.tarded can one be? Only males can be ghey in sagatardverse? Do you think I don't know about bonobos and their p.enis fencing? Ffs iirc, I was the one who actually mentioned them to you on your last fu.cktardric adventure in /religion. I choose these birds for reasons I highlight in my post, but your reasoning skills are so good they completely missed them. According to your definitions, a sizable amount of those bonobos are just performing 'gay behaviors' (in your speak), these birds on the other hand are the real deal. They simply don't have p.enises you clown. And if lack of sausage is your problem oh shallow mind, what of the ghey rams anyways?

You also failed to note that in my 'imagine' paragraph I explicitly state that I might be wrong, depending on how they keep their records. I even go further and state that regardless, that point doesn't matter. I leave them in the post just to show the depth of your thinking.

Strawman, run away tactic, genuine stoopid, I'm not sure what this is.

On another note, you're the real deal; a genuine m.oron. I've actually given you far too much credit even as is. I suppose only a true eediot would go around beating his chest shouting 'fuc.ktard' without realizing how much of an a$$ he is. Think of a buffoon on the level of homer simpson at work. Though I'm beginning to doubt you can think properly. Meh. Can't waste too much time on your eediocy and bigotry. Seriously...
You are a person!

Say "Yes, Sir".

So you can't prove they engage in sexual pleasure?

You moronic arsse keeps on emphasising female? Is it only females that are in those birds? What about the males? Why can you not show me they engage in coi.tus?

So, person, you believe those birds are gay when only the females engage in the gay behaviour? Only the females are gay? FOOOOOOOOL

If animals are gay both the male and female would be gay.

You are a person! Bonobos are highly sexually charged animals, not gay animals. They even rub their di.cks on trees that does not make them arbosexuals, cretin!

Gay animals will meet criteria (b) and (c), you dumb shyt! Bonobos fail!

Your moronic arsse brought "I imagine" as evidence to Sagamite?

You are a person!
CelebritiesRe: Iyanya Is The Sexiest Man Alive! – Redsheet Magazine by Sagamite(m): 4:30pm On Dec 14, 2012
y me: obviously he was not interested tongue tongue
He was just shy jor. tongue

y me: for where undecided sagamite get 62 pack that is times 30 of iyanya's own grin
Actually it is 69. cheesy

*Gawd, I am naughty* grin
Science/TechnologyRe: Female Fish Attracted To Gay Males by Sagamite(m): 3:50pm On Dec 14, 2012
Viewing this topic: Edmacy, wiegraf, Sagamite(m) and 5 guest(s)

I see your fucktardious arsse. Don't run o! grin

Logicboy has picked race since I woke up. grin

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