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PhysicsQED: Right, but the pics where Oyebade looks good >>>>> the pics where Toolz looks good, in my opinion. Like:

https://imgmf1.starnow.com/51/2041751_3263506.jpg

I would match that with this to neutralise it.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-DSvtZHbtI2I/TeQusLZEZBI/AAAAAAAAA7c/CP7h0bl9ews/s400/toolz.jpg[/img]

naijababe: Choi, u sef don turn ashawo! And I always thought u were mum's darling who wouldn't a fly


On top yansh lasan lasan

My sister, you have to watch for the signs of THE LORD and be a believer.

Can I get an Amen!

Katsumoto: Dude,

Is religion like a light switch?

You have claimed severally that you didn't believe in God.

shymexx: But I saw you critique The Bible on one thread and you talked about how Christians are dumb to follow a book written by medieval prophets..

I don't believe in the Bible or Quran, Agnostic Deist don't believe you can know anything about God even though they suspect there is at least one.

https://www.nairaland.com/1020560/relative-spouse-beaten-brother-in-law-story/8#11934797

The Bible/Quran claim to know about God, so I think that is tosh.

PhysicsQED: Alright, well I think one woman is significantly better looking (facially) than the other and like I said, I'd go with looks first, but that's just me. I can understand how some would prefer Toolz though.

I look at the whole package and give scores.

On Physical beauty, she has to pass my B²F² scientific formula that I developed for my PhD.

https://www.nairaland.com/312247/gf-material-vs-wife-material/1#4390898

shymexx: When did you start believing in God again? I thought you were an atheist

Toolz turned you out, no? Women are dangerous humanoids!

You are mistaking me for someone else. Never said that.

https://www.nairaland.com/505643/sagamite-lets-discuss-agnostic-deism

shymexx: Toolz is better looking than the other chic... The Oyebade chic is basic - I see the 'Oyebades' of this world everyday, but there aren't many chics with Toolz' body out there...

Well said in that respect.

If anyone does not believe God exists, when he sees Toolz, he should know there is an omni-sculptor that made an extra effort in doing one particular work the day before she was born.

That is why I can never be an Atheist.

PhysicsQED: Just so we're clear, this is "Toolz":

There's actually some doubt about who looks better facially? Are we looking at the same women?

I would put both their faces on par - average.

Bodywise, Toolz will body slam her. No contest in that department.

Toolz all day, every day.

wonlasewonimi: how will you know the meaning jobless scrounger lmao

He is the subject matter expert at scouring the internet for yanshes he can wankk to. By the time one of your arm becomes popeye-like..you will seek help. Dullard!

Shut up, person!

chic2pimp: SAGA nah u be dis?

Ah, when I saw it too, I SWEAR, I was thinking exactly the same thing. Who is this that is saying what I would have said?

The guy perfectly delivered an ashawo message in an eccentric but yet academic way.

Demdem: why not the man on top and the lady thrown down

Welcome to the 21st century Western woman's perception of equality and woman's rights.

Welcome to the world Real Men will encourage us to accept and ignore to be a "graceful, mature, respectable, chauvinistic" member of the Real Man's club.

I put my middle finger up to them all.

slimyem: beg me some more....

You dey use me front?

Chei!

No problem, when I get to Naija, I would go and hang out outside the radio station she works. I will seat there with the gateman until she finishes.

E no go cost me mush. My Okada ride wey go wait for me go only cost me maximum N600.

slimyem: lmao..
your reverse styled psychology nor go work for me..
Would i be able to take you to her?
Really?
Are you that desperate?
For a massive piece of as$?
Na wa o...

Oya, I beg now!

oyb: not safe for work

see as my subordinate dey beside me as i dey look the thread

Katsumoto: Not So Fat Women

Ah! Awon experts in Ashawo Dictionary!

I have a special name I formulate for them we use in my circle:

Threshold!

Basically not fat, not slim. Just pure thick and juicy.

Na me formulate that tag if you ever hear it anywhere. It was in my PhD in Womantology dissertation report.

Katsumoto: Please remove the skinny dark gal. She no make am.

She is sassy for me jor.

I like her.

slimyem: i don't have to prove anything to you...
I worked with her some two years ago..
I don't have her number but i have her e-mail add....but you aint getting it from me till forever...

You are a liar!

I don't believe you. I need to hear it from her mouth to confirm.

If I come to Nigeria, would you be able to take me to her to confirm she even knows you or worked with you?

If you can't, you are a pure LIAR! How can you just come on the internet and be lying. You no get shame.

Prove it to me. Send me her email address.

slimyem: nah..
You don't know...you only think you do.
The WHY is because that what she is..FAT!
Like i said earlier i've seen her up close and personal and i don't envy her shape/body one bit!!
I envy some other non-physical qualities she possesses though...

You are a liar.

Where did you see her? What time?

Do you have her phone nummber?

Prove it to me. Send it to my email address.

oyb:

saga has come again with his NSFW posts

Wetin NSFW mean?

naijababe: Wereshious fellow

Physics, that's 4 against 1 already

It irritates me when I see girls wishing to lose their best bits because they are brainwashed you need to look like a stick to be fine, that is why I opened this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/619622/nl-females-which-body-prefer#7874691

I aint discriminating. I have a very healthy spectrum.

I absolutely love these girls:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/19/article-1295995-0A7F9714000005DC-418_306x657.jpgwww.nairaland.com/attachments/416401_tumblr_lat2ycqP0w1qcze3mo1_500_jpgfc738914a8985c4c9ab5150496052a4d



And I love these too:

https://questionmarkmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/toolz.jpg www.nairaland.com/attachments/516255_208554_201919656497155_169926049696516_601776_2403268_n_jpg3c6c7d68390dca250fa56e24a957e737

naijababe: Trust me Edo man, forget what you are reading here. Most will choose hips over looks, why do you think some fone and britiko english speaking dudes will have an Oyebade looking woman at home but still tap the ar/se of the orange/ pepper seller if they know they won't get caught ?

I definitely don't rate the Oyebade girl's face.

It is one of those stale looking faces.

Don't let us even go into her dropping boobies that a Somali pirate cannot use to hijack a ship.

Toolz all day, mehn.

But I put Oyebade girl up because I am sure a lot of girls will say she is fine because she is slim.

If I want to eat something purely because it is slim, I will go and buy sugarcane.

Well done, kids. A few more skateboards on his face would have made me happier though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhK4-VWvsgw


The guy in green cap is just great.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdYbruRT91w&feature=related


This is how society should deal with aggressive fucktards.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNyJQL17jDE&feature=related

naijababe: Typical Yoruba man, falling over himself on top yansh lasan lasan. Shio

That is not yansh lasan lasan, that is Super Yansh! Ikebe Super! Bumber to bumper!

AHHH! Saga ma fokasibe!

Give me a choice between Toolz and this chic:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2204961/Britain-Irelands-Next-Top-Model-If-I-leave-point-probably-best-time-says-Rissikat-Oyebade-latest-evictee.html

Toolz will win hands-down. No competition.

safarigirl: No one is hating, the fact that some register their dislike for 'fleshy' women, doesn't make em haters. Some say curvy, others say FAT, some say slim, others say SKINNY. So you like some meat, don't assume there aren't those who avoid cholestrol. Not everyone calling her fat is female. That being said, she is quite curvy and OP's pic reminds me of J Hud, post weight loss.

I don't care whether you call her fat, phat or whatever, but anyone that says this girl is not hot is one of the following:

- Delusional
- Tasteless
- Gay
- Bitchy
- Hater
- Brainwashed
- All of the above

The girl is ffffffffly-hot!

God, this babe no go kill me o.

Abeg anyone get her contact details. (Seun wey the 'salivating' emoticon)

[quote author=*Kails*]what you said makes a lot of sense.
I guess I am still a softie because I still can't get down with using extreme measures as a means to discipline.


lol @ bolded [/quote]Our country is fcked up!


[quote author=*Kails*]lol @ the xtian line.

Ok o!

You have "hands" and a temper I see.[/quote]I don't have a temper, I have a reaction.

If I had a temper I would be hitting people first. I only react in kind .......or with jara (small extra) on top of the kind sha.

[quote author=*Kails*]I am glad no woman has tested you. I don't think you would hold back! [/quote]If you are my wife, girlfriend or friend I would not react. They are in the realm of those that will attack me and I can ignore. I know how to get my own back emotionally with ease.

If you are a woman that I don't know from Adam and you come and hit me, your ghetto asss would get a reply.

https://www.nairaland.com/590545/it-ever-ok-man-hit/10#7592070

[quote author=*Kails*]but seriously I do agree with you that one should keep their hands to themselves. I have always said and still stand by that. To every action there is a reaction. But I still think on the part of those reacting, sometimes there should be a limit on the way in which we seek revenge.

If your life is in danger by all means DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO!
But if a woman btch slaps you, that shouldn't warrant you to give her an uppercut and jab combo! [/quote]Yes, I agree there should be limits, but I do not oppose putting interest on what you got sha.

You are right if a woman btch slaps you, you don't give her a uppercut and a jab combo. Your return slap is sufficient. There is more muscle behind the slap, so you are already giving interest.

This was perfection:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idzn8sf_7Bk

That is why I slightly disagree with the first guy. A second shove that will send her ghetto, classless asss (like c.four's) flying 10 meters across the room would do, no need to punch her.

I don't feel sorry for her though. Ghetto ho!

fstranger: Dude, even if Phds were handed out like candy at candy stores in the middle of candy hills under candy bars, you still wouldnt be smart enough to grab one. You are that clueless and inarticulate. Waste of one-night-stand!

You will be surprised a PhD is not a candy, it is an academic qualification. Moronic hoodrat!