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What the fck is this?

Gaddamit!!! Is this the Ug-ah-ly Twins or something?

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pcicero: Madam is also a Permanent Secretary in Bayelsa. Her role as the First Lady does not require her to apply for a medical leave and she can 'rest in the hospital' as long as she wants, but she is a public servant in Bayelsa and must be accountable to her employers (the tax payers).

Not only is she looting, she is selfishly, absolutely selfishly, taking up a role to destroy more people's lives so she can have more money.

How can an un-educated woman that can hardly speak English be the Perm Sec for Education? So that we keep on producing fucktards like thelastPope?

thelastPope: That you are angry doesn't automatically change the fact. Hope you know that! The fact is that the health status of a president's family member is not public information and even the FOI bill will not deliver it to you. Get educated!

person, so you are saying the expenditure of public funds should not be accounted for?

We should be lied to about how our money is being spent?

carefreewannabe: first of all: the streamline of inheritance argument is a very hollow one. do some more research.
second: which king are you referring to? England had many kings.
third: even men in polygamist marriages cheat. they continue having mistresses outside marriage, even when they have three wives.
fourth: just because some people divorce less in some countries does not mean that they have happoer marriages and that they children grow up in healthier environments.
fifth: there are enough criminals from the so called "respected" families.
last but not least: for me a husband who brings in another wife against the will of his first wife has already created a family breakdown. not only divorce can destroy a family. and many women if not most, provided they have the possibility, would rather live alone than share their husband.
polygamy, in many if not most cases, is a very humiliating and painful system for a woman.
only a woman who does not love her husband AS A WOMAN can put up with it. like it or not.
and no matter how many other reasons you mention in favour of polygamy you will never make women like it. apart from those who are only interested in the man's money.

And what about monogamy, in many if not most cases, is a very frustrating and painful system for a man?

thelastPope: I am sure older than you and more matured! And nobody kept you informed of Yaradua's ill health. The sahara reporters of this world just kept throwing gossips cookies to people like you and Turai, who understood the whole game also did her bit by telling you he was climbing stairs, drinking tea and playing golf! GEJ being a civilized man just told you she is germany resting. What else do you want to hear? Is she your mother? Get a life!

The health of the presidents family members are not public matter. Educate yourself. Only the president's health need's to be known because he has a constitutional role. Go to school and help Nigeria improve. Thank you sir!

You are a person!

As long as they are using public funds to fund her health, it is a public matter.

As long as they are using public funds to fly her out of the country instead of facing the same cemetries called hospital the average Nigerian faces due to their corruption, it is a public matter.

You are a bloody cretinous product of a failed education system.

Good riddance.

I hope this is her time. Kick the bloody bucket.

[quote author=ekt_bear]Sagamite: Different strokes for different folks, I suppose. Let's agree to disagree[/quote]No problem. You and PhysicsQED are the kind of guys I like to hang out with. At least I know we will not be fighting over a girl.

But Katsumoto? .......Mma for igi mor ori e ni. (I will break a stick on his head) I must get the girl o.

tbaba1234: #Muhammad - When They Insult Our Prophet (PBUH)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6zuKbBlmRo

If more muslims that are like this guy are more vocal and muslims follow his advice, the religion would be highly respected, not in the pits of disdain it is in globally at the moment.

Unfortunately, I think this guy's attempt will not bear fruit. It will take decades to overturn the violent mentality set by fanatics that muslims have allowed to hijack and dominate the representation of their religion for many years to date. That violent mentality has been allowed allowed to settle and insert roots in a lot of muslims.

Absolutely beautiful.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL9rUIAv9H8&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDfZ5H6IvRI&feature=related


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFWDbh4H3HA&feature=related


This pissed me off. Fcking white p*ssies they should have joined hands in beating this ghetto foool and his ho to a pulp.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWWT3EEzlIY&feature=related

wonlasewonimi: You need to attend a celestial church to wash away the curses attracted to you like shitt attract flies. Haven't you noticed that your neighbours go back to bed after seeing you first thing in the morning? Its the curse on your forehead, cos they won't produce anything tangible that day!

person, is this the use of English taught in your international school?

wonlasewonimi: Lmao sagaymite is scraping the barrel. How many luggagious luggages?

Do you know the meaning of NSFW now?

Was this how your were educated to construct sentences at your international school in the ghettos of Mushin?

wonlasewonimi: Lmao. luggages by mr sagaymite. Olodo oshi.

Pele, its not easy having a head like okada seat, even evil spirits will want to sit on it. I bet it gives you nightmares!

You are a person!

Is that how they taught you to construct sentences in your international school?

Cretin, it is "it's" or "it is"!

Oshodi international English teacher.

wonlasewonimi: Product of a failed education system, semi-literate in fact illiterate. So you don't know luggage is luggage? and you harass people on this board with your inferior intelligence?

Anyway, you can release your pot belly now the headless photo has been taken. karambani akuya!

person!

Learn how to construct sentences and use capitalisation before ever trying to correct my English.

Was this how your were educated to construct sentences at your international school in the ghettos of Mushin?

Cretinous cretin!

ogugua88: The same MMA that I landed in abi? When I came, the conveyer belt broke, and workers brought in our luggage by hand. Imagine how long that took. Then there's the junkyard of old planes. Do not get me started on the bathrooms.

What is your definition of functioning sef? The bottom line is that MMA is nowhere near the standards of an international airport. Sure, departing planes may take off, and arriving planes may land, but MMA is gross and a sad excuse for an international excuse in a whole LAGOS. Don't defend mediocrity. Nigerians deserve more. Or do you want me to lie and tell you MMA is beautiful and a must-see airport? I wonder when some of you will stop deceiving yourselves.

Don't mind the fooool!

The same way some cretin would open a school in Nigeria that can seat 34 students per class and then pack 70 into each class and then call Kalekawenaa International School.

People in Nigeria think by tagging something makes that thing justifiably called what it is tagged.

This is the same MMA where when I was there last it took 2hr 45mins from time of landing before I could get my luggages despite my flight being one of the only 2 flights landing at that same airport within a 2 hour period. And I was sweating in the crazy heat all the way through to the point my entire shirt was soaked despite many AC units dotted around the airport.

Yeah, you heard me. There were AC units in every corner. Unfortunately, they were all not working. Most likely because the person given the over-inflated contract (maybe up to 8 times the non-discounted retail price of a new unit) still decided to buy second hand units that would breakdown in a few months and get more loot from the margins he saved.

And the person nation still has a Tourism Ministry. For what? Which lunatic will get to the airport of such a country and see it as a tourist destination. We just waste millions on an annual budget on a Ministry that is irrelevant.

International airport my asss! More like international disgrace if anything is international about it.

*Ridicules* "We are Giant of Africa! HEY!"

Revealedtv: Buuuuuuuut from the very begining, he didn't hide the fact that he wanted to shoot the video in the slums...plus for a country where almost half of its people live below the poverty line, how is this not a near accurate report? These Nairalanders wan hold the truth back...

Where almost half?

You said "where almost of half"?

Are you ceeruz, bruv? You ceeruz?

80% LIVE BELOW THE POVERTY LINE, my friend.

And their president would send his wife abroad for medical care, the fucktards will not complain about that but they will complain about someone showing them the reality of their country.

Awon omugor!

snydergp: I know that the mine has committed that they will pay school and university fees of all the children of the mine workers who lost there lives.

NUM and goverment has setup a fund that has already collected more than $500,000 so far, I just hope that no corrupt politician or bureaucrat gets hold of those funds for his personal use.

For me that's not enough cause even if u take care of the childrens education they still need food and clothes.

I hope half of that is going to the family of the 10 innocent people the savages killed and then the rest can go to the family of the savages.

[quote author=ekt_bear]There are probably studies on people's weights over time in some sort of health journal...I just haven't bothered looking. I am pretty sure though that this trend exists, just as strongly as weather prediction does.

Of course you can always find counterexamples...women who were big before pregnancy who didn't get too much bigger, or even lost weight.

But I would wager than 80%+ of the time, a woman gains 10+ pounds. Or something like that.[/quote]5 of that extra 10 pounds to Toolz hips, asss and thighs is no problem considering the lovely waist and flat stomach she has been able to maintain despite her size. Fck me, look at that waist!

5 (not even 10) pounds to Oyebade's mid-rift with an already poor waist-to-hip ratio and flat asss might just be plain disastrous.

I am not disputing your argument that it is better to have a woman that is of good shape and size so she can still look good after child birth, but trust me, I am an expert on this and with years of academic and life experiences in this department. Based on this phenomena, Toolz will do better than Oyebade in the future possible scenarios.

Toolz will not do better than Meagan Good or Alexis Jordan or whichever other hot chic, but the Oyebade I am seeing has absolutely no advantage in that respect. Her shape is already inferior despite having less weight than Toolz. It would get worse as she ages and starts breeding. Take it from a more experienced guy and a more experienced ashawo.

BluStreak: ROTFLMAO on all the direct attacks. This has nothing to do with me. (I full ground here for naija lol). My curiosity was only aroused by the flags flown by a neighbor/friend's wife. The guy is in far away foreign land sweating it out and sending money home so she can take care of herself and their 3 little kids. She is a stay-at-home mum, so has no job neither does she do any business. I am concerned not because I intend confronting her or reporting to her hubby, its just painful to think she is cheating on her hubby with a married ex who she claims is a friend. This guy comes to the house very often and buys stuffs for the kids. He stays over most weekends too. I admit nothing is impossible (that includes sleeping with the ex) as the relationship might truly be on platonic basis.

Its none of my business sha. I threw it open here just to hear what folks think.

Her married ex comes over and stays in the house for the weekend sometimes and you state "the relationship might truly be on platonic basis".

Ah! Kai, men are so gullible. See benefit of doubt.

k2039: Her chances of being faithful after three years is 0.000001%,and decreases by a fraction of 1/1000000 every single year after that.


Summary:it is possible but very unlikely

Very good answer.

BluStreak: No too much rambling so I'm going straight to the point.
Question: is it possible for a young woman whose husband has been away seeking for greener pasture for upwards of 3yrs to still remain faithful to the husband bearing in mind her age group? She is between 27 & 30 years.

@OP, yes it is if you want an answer based on existence of a singular occurrence.

If you want a more realistic answer, then you have to use odds and generality. In that case one can easily say it is not possible if logic and common sense is being applied.

A singular occurence of 1 woman in thousands that would not do it should be rendered insignificant.

The reality of life is that even if you are Brad Pitt, Ryan Reynolds or Sagamite, your partner will not find only you attractive in the world. We are all attracted to and have the aptitude to be attracted to multiple people and have our triggers.

For a woman who has a man somewhere else, she would have many people hitting on her and she would like the feeling. If one of the people is a guy she fancies and is attracted to, he plays his cards right and is persistent, it is cakes and teas.

For a man who has a woman somewhere else, if he tries to be committed then he is in trouble if he has qualities that make him eligible (wealth, charisma, style etc) because that is when women would be more attracted to him (they can not have him). They would then start hitting on him harder because it is a challenge and an ego boost if they are the one that breaks him. If girls with the right mathematical dimensions and configurations for their bodies that he is normally attracted to start hitting on him over and over again, it would get to his head and between his legs, then it is cakes and teas.

As they say, a woman needs a reason to cheat. But as Sagamite has intellectually added, a woman would gaddam find the reason when she wants one to cheat.

Three years away is a gaddam solid and easy-to-find reason to cheat by virtually all women. Women have their needs and one of it is emotional security. They love to be loved and pampered. Most even marry you guys not because they love you but because they love the way you love them. If you are not there to satisfy that need, it might be cakes and teas.

Moreover, she might do it because she (1) thinks the guy will be doing the same thing anyway where he is and (2) she is confident the guy will never find out and hence no harm. Afterall, she is a woman, she has incredible, misleading, inappropriate and complaisant privilege of "benefit of doubt" when it comes to cheating. The man is guilty until proven innocent.

That is pure reality.

This guy is baddd asss. I am so freaking impressed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3DTajPJPk#!

ogugua88: https://cdn.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/IMG_9948.jpg

E don do. ^^^ Discuss this woman and her nyansh curves.

If y'all need me, I'll be in the Celebrity Complaints Thread.

I wish I was sitting on that chair and my hands are stretched out.

[quote author=ekt_bear]That is a good plan, if your goal is to lose your attraction to your wife a few years in

For me, I want to marry a chick who has a good chance of looking decent after pregnancy.[/quote]I think Toolz has a better chance looking good post-birth because she already looks super hot with weight and we know any extras will go to those glorious hips and the molue asss.

If this Oyebade girl gives birth, the weight goes to her mid rift and you see the waist-to-hips ratio get worse and a little belly coming forth despite a flat asss and skinny legs. It would not be that pretty.

[quote author=ekt_bear]The problem with getting with a girl like Toolz is that she is already at 180.

How big will she be after you give her a couple of kids

If it is just a casual fling or you don't ever plan on a deep relationship, sure.

But women get bigger as they get older. So if you marry one who is already big at a young age, what do you think the future will look like?[/quote]I would rather have a hot chic pre-birth than a hot-chic post-birth.

I would rather enjoy my asset at its aesthetic peak and at its maximum valuation.

Post-birth the quality will drop anyway and the attraction/novelty would have waned.

She would be better off having a solid personality and developed relationship bonding with me than have good looks to keep me interested post-birth.

Also, I would prefer a girl that I know adds weight nicely and to the nice areas, than a girl that might add weight and turn into an amoeba.

[quote author=ekt_bear]All I know is that Risikat is a dime.

Pretty face, nice chest, nice azz

@Sagamite: Bros, just go on facebook and search for "risikat." There are plenty more pictures of her on her page. Candid photo too, no makeup or special effects at all.

She is fine.[/quote]I am not on facebook, bruv. So I can't access anything except it is set to public.

From what I can see from her naturee pix, all she has is face and that in itself is average.

I hate to do this just in case she is reading, but I guess if she aims to be a model then she should be ready to take criticism of her looks, so here goes:

- Her face is nice but average and boring.
- Her lips are too wide without it being a unique positive.
- Her B cup booobsies are slopey despite her being 22 and has not even breastfed.
- He waist-to-hips ratio is poor. The waist is too wide.
- Her legs are skinny.
- I can not feel any je ne sais quoi about her like Rihanna has.

The girl is average in my view.

https://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/theybf/JULY%202011/6b51b74a.jpg

shymexx: I definitely won't give her a second look if I saw her on the road...

I don't mind a Meagan Good type of slim, but this chic right here needs some pounded yam in her life..

Too straight and elongated - definitely not my type....


https://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/theybf/JULY%202011/6b51b74a.jpg

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COME ONNNNNN!

When dem no curse me for village.

Which of my enemies for village still dey alive wey fit even get the liver to put such a curse on me.

This is a no brainer to me in regards to choosing, mehn.

[quote author=ekt_bear]Ya'll niggas trippin

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/224623_10150175491366986_2678080_n.jpg[/quote]She is wearing fake breast pads here.

[quote author=ekt_bear]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/74201_446493556985_4588779_n.jpg

This is too skinny?

How much do you want a woman to weigh, 200 pounds?[/quote][quote author=ekt_bear]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/184610_10150096179856986_3147657_n.jpg

She is fly, imo[/quote]These are her best 2 pix so far and they are professionally taken.

All Toolz pix are raw!

[quote author=ekt_bear]I think you guys are hating on her a bit cuz she is light-skinned

She isn't *that* skinny. She has a chest. And probably has an ok-looking ass...though unfortunately I've not been able to find an azz-shot.

Yellowbones need luv too[/quote]I don't discriminate o!

Be as black as Dudu Osun or as light as Caramel, fine girl na fine girl to me.

My concern na make she pass my B²F² scientific formula.

She gets a "C" grade in that respect.

[quote author=ekt_bear]She is more attractive to me than Rihanna is (and I think 95% of guys would agree)

And I'd definitely smash Rihanna[/quote]Hell No!

[quote author=ekt_bear]she probably isn't size zero. She looks like a B cup or something chest-wise[/quote]B cup! Okay, no problem, I can work with that.

But it can't even stand and point like a Somali Pirate sub-machine gun and she is only 22 years old.

Come on, mehn. That girl is average.

[quote author=ekt_bear]Hmm:

[img]http://2.bp..com/-aSg0etejlnw/T_rn-z8qJNI/AAAAAAAAU6w/dz5RKCuc7PA/s1600/Anita,+Rissikat,+Emma+G.jpg[/img]


So she is pretty attractive. But I can see why some might prefer a woman with more T and A.[/quote]She just looks boring in that pix, mehn.

Several girls on the streets of Camberwell look like that.

shymexx: Light skinned, thin lips, and [size=18pt]size 0[/size]...

We complain about lack of representation of black beauty in the media yet we judge black beauty based on other cultures..

Africans have big bones and our food contains more carbohydrates...

Fck not, I am not interested.

There is a bloody Mcdonald's around every corner in the West. Get fed!

Katsumoto: And how do you know whether some here aren't going to go and slamdunk a better package after work?

No min am!

Make im come see one Southern African girl I was gbagasking some time back.

Na War!

PhysicsQED: Wow. You actually developed a grading system.

You think na only you do PhD!

You love Physics. I love Ashaworism. We are both scholars!

[quote author=ekt_bear]i'm late to the conversation...but who is this oyebade chick?[/quote]Some chic on UK Next Top Model 2012.

shymexx: To be honest, Oyebade represents the European/Caucasian standard of beauty...

Yep!