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Tgirl4real: Did u mean it intimidates them?
Try date someone on ur level just joking o.

Btw, where have u been? Got married?

No! It turns them on. Women like intelligence.

I went to Sagamu to remove the marriage juju some girl put on me.

It is a more efficient and more impactful approach when done with restraint and in the right context.

paix: Women generally are more meticulous when it comes to spending money. Does that make them better managers than their male counterparts?

What a moronic point.

That is why they spend so much money on shoes and clothes they never even get to wear?

That is why they go to stores to buy one thing but come back buying 15 things?

Where the hell did you pull that stewpid "fact" from?

From the hell that is the hole of your arse!

manny4life: Here comes the brightest chap on NL...lol,

I guess in entrepreneurship, you can fire yourself?

Foool, so because an entrepreneur cannot fire himself means his job is secure?

manny4life: Thanks to SLS, now we have more jobless youths...


Just like I've said, "Hire today, fire tomorrow"... Sorry people. I know how yall feel.




This part is for SLS, I hope he can read this, when I say the man is clueless, it's no vendetta against him

You are a person!

How is this SLS fault? Mooron!

kandiikane: Lol.

Well, I will take that as a compliment.

I am 37.

Yea, yea.

In your dreams.

kandiikane: Lmao. Please.

Ok, so from the photo you saw, how old do you think I am?

Late teens/very, very early 20s.

asha 80: there is a bit of common sense though in that psycotic brain of his in recent times.

Ah, bruv, I don't have the patience.

I have given up a long time ago. I don't read his shyt that is more than 4 lines and I don't debate with him. At best when addressing him, I just call him "weyree".

I am not a psychiatrist and I no dey craze to dey debate with someone that is not completely alright up there.

Another psycho I don't read any of his long shyt is cap28. He is obviously also mentally disturbed and you can never change his views with logic.

Other emerging ones now are GenBuhari & queensmith.

kandiikane: Wait, how can you tell me all of this and also my age from just one photo you saw ages ago?

I might be 30.

By now you should know I am awesomely smart. The brain is like a NASA supercomputer with an MIT processor.

kandiikane: I doubt he does. I am sure he wants a recent one give you correct advise. The one he gave was just a guess.

If she can come here for proper examination, I will be able to sought her out better.

kandiikane: Oh ohhh..

Then I guess I am not mesomorph then.

Ileke, I don't ooo.

Yep, that is how I know you are not.

That does not mean you can not put on weight in the belly, but it would not be as bad as a mesomorph and definitely not at your current age.

kandiikane: Wait, mesomorphs weight goes to their belly?

Yep!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Ah we thank God that you ain't a doc lol

Check my profile, that' the only pix I fit find. f I get a slimmer thigh than this, I'd die.[/quote]You are a mesomorph. You are not entitled to thick thighs.

Your weight gain is likely to go to your belly and when you try and lose it, you are likely to lose some from your thighs too.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I just don't want skinny thighs, I worked hard to thicken them up

Just gimme advice jor[/quote]My friend, if you go to your doctor for woman problem and he tells you to UnCloth so he can see, would you not comply?

Girl, take off you clothes and let me see you gaddamn thighs jor.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Visualize, a medium thick thigh.[/quote]My imagination is poor. Educate me.

kandiikane: Sagamite, I think I am both an ectomorph and mesomorph because although I don't become fat, my body has a more athletic look to it than bony.

That is very possible. There are people like that.

But looking at you, I doubt it.

Ectomorph does not mean bony, it just means skinny. 9ice is one. Bony is just an anorexic.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I am no where near 200lbs.

I just need to tone some area of my body. When I gain weight, it only goes to one area I love my other body part just the way they are, but I now that with vigorous exercise, I might have to lose some buddy part I love; my thighs. I love my thighs, but whenever I lose weight, they slim down



Dr. Phil, what should I do?[/quote]Show me your thighs let me see.

kandiikane: On a more serious note, sagamite I haven't had any appetite for the past few weeks. I can eat 10 malted biscuits and I will be full for the whole day.

I tried forcing myself to eat proper cooked food but with 3 or 4 spoonfuls I am full.

I am naturally slim as you know but I actually weigh more than I look. Last time I checked I was 9 stones 7. I am probably still 9 stones but I noticed my collar bone and chest rib becoming more obvious.

I have a see-saw type of weight. I stay slim but tend to lose and gain on the scales without anyone noticing much of a difference esp. When I gain.

I do feel like my body goes into this phase where it doesn't gain even if I eat truckloads.(I actually do eat loads)
Any help for this? Unfortunately, I am a smoker, could that be the main culprit?

From your pixs, you obviously are not one to worry about being fat. That is a difficult task for you.

You are more likely to worry about how to put on weight. You are an ectomorph. Skinny people. You can eat and eat and still struggle to pile on weight.

I am a Mesomorph. Athletic people. Hence my naturally hench shoulders.

The third type is Endomorph. Stocky people with big thighs. E.g. Beyonce, Amber Rose, Maliah Michel.

People like you will be good for things like Marathons and other endurance stuff.

People like me are good for sprints and other fast pace, short bust stuff.

People like Endomorphs are good for weight lifting.

kandiikane: SO, sagamite, I see you are advising on how to lose weight properly but why not use it for yourself too? lol

Wait, in your picture, is that 10 pack with pecs or potbelly with moobs?

Plus, when you say young, how young or how old is young?

My body is God's own gym.

I can't seem to locate anywhere I mentioned young. Indicate to me.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Saggy, so I have to ea a lot while exercising to lose weight?[/quote]NO!

You eat alot, you have more to burn. You will lose more weight with equal effort if you are heavier than if you were lighter but that does not mean you would be lighter.

Someone weighing 210 pounds jogging 5 miles might lose 760 calories. Someone weighing 150 pounds jogging 5 miles might lose 544 calories. The bigger person loses more but that is because it is harder work carrying all that weight.

If the person weighing 150 pounds wants to lose the same, then maybe she should carry a backpack weighing 60 pounds for the jog.

So if you want to lose more weight, carry more temporary weight on you when exercising. If you eat more, you will have more work to do and it is harder work.

floriana: Someone said it is better to be quiet and be thought of as a fool, than to speak and clear the doubt.

So why did you speak then?

You are too daft to listen to the "Someone"?

[quote author=bomb-war]E-MUMU[/quote]You are a person!

Dygeasy: lemme tell yhu what..yhu are what I don't know. Call me a person/cretin or whatever i dont care, there are enof people already named so by yhu. Just accept the fact that you've said something silly and let us all move instead of dissing people wv just two words.. FUCTARD

You are a person!

Learn how to spell.

Bloody product of a failed education system.

anangboy: @Sagamite, WTF is wrong with you? Were you really molested as a child? Your brain atrophication shows!

You can't make a point without chanting ur monikers 'cretin' or 'fuktard', you definitely were denied of childhood love and affection.

The more l come across your ramblings, the more l realise they are spouts originating from the dark specter of a fevered mind.

Some adults seem to be having the emotional makeup of brain-damaged eight year olds. SMH.

You are a cretin!

Tell us who in your household molested you as a child. What were they putting in your mouth?

Tattooboy: who is?

Okocha, Yekini?

[quote author=ekt_bear]Musiwa, the greatest African of our time. We hail you.

And I'm only half-kidding here, I like your post.[/quote]You read his posts?

You get time o.

I have not read any of his posts for over 2 years.

Tgirl4real: At long last, we arrived at a reasonable conclusion.

I sincerely hope u don't argue dis way with ur lady friends.

You would be surprised I don't debate much in real life.

People interject before you finish.

People strawman you.

People use rubbish arguments and call it fact.

People misquote you.

People argue against logic and facts.

etc.

All that shyt they cannot try online. So I take my opportunity online. In real life, I just look at people with pity.

And by the way, my lady friends love to look at me and admire my intellect. It turns them on too much to even argue.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Nawa o!! Mo gbe![/quote]Losing weight is hard work.

Some people's only saving grace are:

- Cannot afford a lot of food.

- Not being keen on food that much.

- Diet brought up on (local traditional food) or the food the person is interested in is naturally low in calories.

- There daily life is very active.

Nature is amazing. The more you eat and lose weight, the more God has made your body to help you burn it through you metabolic rate. The more you starve and lose weight, the more God has made your body burn very little.

That is why people don't just put on weight until they burst, as they put on weight their body works harder. But the organs have their limits. At a point no fresh engine oil would stop the motors. Heart Attack due to the sludge waste clogging the pipes!

Yorisb: If I understood u correctly, the Man would either lose or keep(?) some of HIS money anyway, whilst the woman would either gain/benefit prodigiously or lose nothing, at the very most?

Pray tell, If its good/bad enough for the Goose why is same not applicable to the Gander? Aha, I now know why......'Cos she's a woman? Save the rest jare! #Hisses.

That is logic in her world na.

Real Men would agree with her sharp, sharp.

hannydarl: ABeg iF the man was abusIve towards her in the marriagE then by all means let him pay up. She deserves every Dollar for the abuse suffereD while trying to makE things work. But, if she was the one giving him headache then I hope she does not get that much out of him. He deserves to keep his money and peace after she is gone.

Please explain to me why he has to pay her for abuse.

I forgot to add that 1lb of fat is equal to 3500 calories. So to lose 1 pound in weight (in my example, from 210 pounds to 209 pounds) the person has to have cumulated 3500 calories in the negative.

So in my earlier example, by losing 380 calories a day, it would take the person about 10 days to lose 1 pound. And 140 days (almost 5 months) to lose one stone.

That is without factoring in that the more you lose weight, the more your metabolic rate reduces and the less calories you lose from any activities you perform (e.g. walking one mile). That is, as you lose weight, you will be having less than 380 calories in the negative except you reduce your daily consumption as well as you lose weight.

So without exercise, you can lose weight but it would be very slow (except you become very active e.g trek for 2 hours a day, at 3 mph that is 6 miles).

queensmith: i used to be soooo fashionable- the latest everything. Now it's me my coffee cup and my ugg boots all the way. . . .it's all about comfort. even when im clubbing.

You wear bedsheets to clubs now? They don't make anything in your uber size anymore?

Claumy2: Can someone tell me what some persons on Nairaland mean by "respect the dead"? The dead are of no use. No respect for the dead, let alone the ones that are causing us tremendous trauma in this country-Nigeria.

Thank you!

They just vomit whatever platitudes have been moronically drilled in their shallow heads.

Chanchit: *mamamamamama*
you jst made me laf in tongues, at ur disorder, am already watching you, go and look at my comment on the woman who was not promoted @ work.... U will really knw that i already started b4 u say it... Mr cretin person...

You are a person!

You have any sensible thing to say?

Elueme: If I say fear no fear me for some of u nairalanders I they lie..... Someone just died of accident, some r yearning dungs. It could b anybody, no cent or innocent.. Irrespective of the life he led, he deserves our RIP, even na him they join sponsor BH or him be habib barma self , plsrespect the dead.

You are a lunatic.

This is an example of the bloody foools that make it seem acceptable to the national criminals to continue destroying the lives of the people.

extension: A little harsh on the dead.Pls allow God to judge. why recently no good news from yobe state?

Why should they wait for God to judge?

poj: Na wa o, see as pple dey vex for d dead. Seriously it could ve been one of us, i thnk it is inhumane to rejoice at others misfortune. Keeping mum would be okay. My personal view.

But it is not inhumane when you collect large sums of criminal money while 80% of the nation live in abject poverty?

That is niiiiiiiiiiiiice?