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EnlightenedSoul:
I never said fuuktard was the compliment, though your overuse of the term has certainly made it lose its capacity for vulgarity. I said she complimented you by calling you funny and further agreeing with onilaa's remark. Fuuktaard is your goddamn catchphrase on here. You should know better than to blush that it be used against you.

You haven't done as I asked?

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

She called me a fuuktard and intentionallly made and effort to seek a special symbol to spell my name so as not mentions. Do you, with your little brain, think that was done as a compliment?

Captainswag225:
hahahaha, i laugh in spanish.... what is dis? sagamite goes back to school? a grown asss man reciting poems? what does it tell u? ur brain hasnt developed at all......big bulky trash with kindergarten brain.........dis is the poem u should be reciting, i (sagamite) am a cretin, a cretin with big boobs and a very tiny brain.........
so dis is what the u.k educational system did to u? what a pity, senseless baby with no thinking capacity. btw if u.k is such an ish, why do u keep speaking ur native dialect....u are a lost case.

Cretinous fuuktard, this is alll the dumb rant you could come up with?

I have made you realise how dumb you are?

EnlightenedSoul:
No, but you call everyone a fuuktard, including me just now. You can't be called such in turn is what you're saying, fuuktard? Loll, good luck with that! Who knows, maybe someone like Miggs w/ no glock would comply.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

So when I call people fuuktards, is it because I am giving them a nice compliment?

I will force you to use your brain.

Look at how dumb this fuuktard is!

Captainswag225:
oldman acting like a kid on an international forum! what a turn off. u bag of trash.... mr queen kong who goes around fighting women...... grow some balls...... a man with saga to his name means he is a bitch in a bulky body. sagabitch u say whaaat?

Captainswag225:
oldman with washed up brain, eva is a nice and beautiful, she is very decent unlike ur free giver of mother...... i know u hate all women coz of what your mother used to do and still does, international olosho, so tell me does saga bitch know his real dad? naaah! why? coz he is a bastard whose life is worthless than that of a stray dog.... u claim to be knowledgeable but all exhibit here shows that u are teenager hiding behind a phone. why do vent ur anger on women, are they the cause of u having big boobs or are they responsible for ur mum being the cheappest woman ever known? btw how much does she charge for a nyt? sagabastard

Fuuktard is so stepwid he can't even comprehend his own arguments.

Definitely the kind of low-life that is a perfect fit for Firsteva.

Captainswag225:
oldman with washed up brain, eva is a nice and beautiful, she is very decent unlike ur free giver of mother...... i know u hate all women coz of what your mother used to do and still does, international olosho, so tell me does saga bitch know his real dad? naaah! why? coz he is a bastard whose life is worthless than that of a stray dog.... u claim to be knowledgeable but all exhibit here shows that u are teenager hiding behind a phone. why do vent ur anger on women, are they the cause of u having big boobs or are they responsible for ur mum being the cheappest woman ever known? btw how much does she charge for a nyt? sagabastard

So you fancy her because she is a N20 ashawo like your mother and you don't know your real dad?

firsteva, did I not tell you that you are a dumb, low-life cunt?

Now you have brought your boo at your level to prove me right.

Captainswag225:
oldman acting like a kid on an international forum! what a turn off. u bag of trash.... mr queen kong who goes around fighting women...... grow some balls...... a man with saga to his name means he is a bitch in a bulky body. sagabitch u say whaaat?

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Am I suppose to be considered as one of the things that turn you on, cretin?

Look at the reasoning of the dumbcunt?

Is it not Mama Piss local razz girls that turn you on?

Conductor with conductor mentality.

EnlightenedSoul:
Lol. Let's observe the dialogue, Sag...

Onilaa: Camnewton4prez and bittyend are the funniest

Firsteva: What of Sagâmite the fVcktard?

Onilaa: Only funny when dissing pple who he doesnt agree with. His arrogance is sexy

Firsteva: He has man boobs though. I agree.

Read it over as many times as you wish, and tell me it isn't YOU who was too stu.pid to comprehend.



I claim partial responsibility for your behaviour, because I was the one who mentioned your name and summoned you here, hence the reason I've taken up post as white knight

I suppose she knows you better than I, tho. That even compliments make dry heave and throw epileptic fits, eh? Unless the person is bending over per Miggs, the Urban Guerrilla w/ a *Glock?



I haven't so much as touched high-resin local fare weed, why would I go searching for exotic shyt from the hills of the Horn to smoke?

Meanwhile, for the last decade, your Jamaican dealer over there has been selling you cheap expired skunk he simply refers to as "Bob Marley" for top dollar. It's precisely the shyt that made you write that angry, fvck-riddled letter to the mailing list you'd subscribed to shortly prior to the experience, and you've been on that shyt ever since

And fvck's sake, man, I'm not your goddamn EX (existence of which is highly doubtful), so you can leave Kismayo outta this. I'm not from Kismayo! And if you don't stop, I'll henceforth refer to you as a Chewa from the plains of Malawi.

*Confiscated by E-Soul.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

So if I said "how is your father the fuuktard?", would you see it as a compliment?

Not that I am saying that. If I said that, you will not see is an insult?

firstEVA:
shut the fucck up, you this nitwit who cleans toilet in Yankee, we all know u don't have papers, #imusttravelabroad

U dare open ur mouth to tease Nigerian u are a consummate retArd. I rather be jobless in my father land than wash poo in another man's land, idiat, see what u've become

Abeg, make I laugh for 1 min. I dey come.

[Saga goes to the corner of the roam and sits down on the floor laughing and holding his belly because he fears it would bust with laughter]





My belle o!

My head o!



Okay, I am back. Give me a second to wipe the laughing tears from my eyes.

We don get a new Mama Piss o!

Mama Piss of Nairaland!

"My fellow widowers"

Chineke! Odikwa fuuktard ewu!

Cretinous fuuktard, see as you just proved my point.

Kai!

Fuuktard, London/UK is not Yankee.

Yankee refers to USA, specifically New York!

See how razz you are!

No wonder captainswag225 is your type. Low life cretins of Nigeria flirting together.

Products of a failed education system.

You surely will be jobless in your fatherland.

captainswag225, see your level. You will surely both create many more reetarded kids.

London is Yankee.

Truckpusher:
Continue deluding yourself - I simply highlighted your mor0nic nature yet you won't just accept that you're dumb beyond redemption.
Keep yelling like a hoe high on steroid , you'll always be around for my entertainment.

One more thing , quit using those too many laugh emoticons , you don't need more than one for me to know that you're having one of those your laughs that is usually associated with a fellow that's suffering from schizophrenia.
Now move your butt and go do some factory job , you don't work on weekends?
London alabaru.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

After I said I don't do something and it is not my style at work, your dumbarse still thought (if that is what you want to call the farting going on in your grey matter) to highlight how it is bad that I do that?

Truckpusher:
Lol, your olodoism is on another level .
People with bad job ethics and bad manners shout down at people at work.Allowing your frustration to get to you to an extent you have to raise your voice shows you lack confidence , charisma and what it takes to work under pressure without having to lose your cool and I can categorically put it to you that you said it here but again I do not expect a man with a serious amnesia like you to remember a thing.
Now run along before you infect people with your IQ that can only be compared with that of a third world rodent.
Education ni! Education ko!
Mutherfucking lonely Londoner .

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Again you show you are a dumb product of a failed education system by demonstrating you lack the ability to read and comprehend in English after your foolish "where else in this life do they shout at people at work".

I said:

Sagamite:
I have never even needed to shout at anyone in a work environment and that is not my style at work.

And your dumbarse still said the highlighted?

Can you see how easy you make it for me to expose how dumb you are?

Moronic fuuktard, you need to put down the weed and go back to school.

firstEVA:
shut it, ur entire family are a product of a failed education system. You this second class citizen. I'm sure the whites were u are repeatedly call u monkey. Dimwitted big breasted fagg.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Someone feeding her family by selling her body to Nigerian conductors is calling another perosn a "second class citizen"?

Where is that dumb captainswag225?

The funny thing is you know someone is likely to be a highly dumb cretinous fuuktard when their imagination is limited to including "swag" in their moniker.

You instantly know this is highly likely to be an impressionable cretinous wannabe.

Ugly skank, thank you for bringing me my wonderful suya.

Captainswag225:
Op, that's a lie,,,,,,, don't let the whites deceive u,,,,,,, the Blackman is highly intelligent...we have been brainwashed by the whites. What I will agree is the Blackman is lazy. The Asians are successful today because they didn't use the whites model of development.......every race needs their own model of development so the Blackman has to develop his and stop using the Whiteman's model coz it doesn't work for us and it will always leave us lagging behind them.

You are a dumb, cretinous fuuktard.

Please tell us what you regard as the "black man's model of development" and why that would be better than the "black man using the whiteman's model of development".

Truckpusher:
And the delusion remains the same way.
Boy, you seem to have added amnesia to your long list of sick list.
You remember the time you were boasting to babyosisi/babymama on how you're the top dog at work and would shout down at peeps including white folks ? So where else in this life do they shout at people at work, if not for some lowly paid job reserved for scumbags like you ? Jobs like factory work.
Cmon! Bro , be proud of your job - There is dignity in labor.

You are a dumb, cretinous fuuktard!

First in your fucktardism is the silly deductive reasoning you came up with about "where else in this life do they shout at people at work". Typical "fact" from a product of a failed education system. Fooooool, it is actually quite common in front office investment banks for top dogs to shout down at their juniors. But you wouldn't know that as that is way above the level of your life, so you think that can only happen in the sphere you operate at.

Second in your fucktardism is I am fcking pretty damn sure I never said such and you must be mixing me up with someone else because of the weed you smoke too much. I have never even needed to shout at anyone in a work environment and that is not my style at work.

Captainswag225:
when will u get sense? how is fighting with women an achievement? grow up and be a man coz ryt now all i see is a bulky buffalo with a toddler's brain..... if u are a man attack first eva again, u will see how i handle your smelly diaper wearing ass.

You are a pure dumb, cretinous fuuktard!

So you were dumb and foolish enough to take the bait instead of running for your life?

I love this.

I love the fact you are just too cretinous you are volunteering yourself as the cadaver for my psycho-tendencies.

I will use you as my suya meat for the weekend, you dumb, cretinous fuuktard.

Now fuuktard, tell us what a moronic product of a failed education system like you know about "achievement"?

firstEVA:
of course I do, I like what I like, I hate man who have the ability to lactate, ewwwww.

Ugly dumb skank, so what value do you have?

What level of cretins do you pull?

Cretins like captainswag225?

EnlightenedSoul:
Well, then I'll be her "white knight". She only claimed you were funny in her post, and here you are throwing a massive epileptic fit because, what, she didn't quote your name properly? Can you see why not?

Case in point, you need to just leave her the fvck alone, Sag.



And you...you fake machismo emanating "Urban guerilla with a glock" need to grow a goddamn back bone, is what. What could've possibly caused you to bend over and kiss a.ss in such grandiose fashion as per the above quoted text? A stranger on the internet, no less! Goddamit, you need to hand over that glock effective immediately. It clearly deserves far better, and I'd be able to provide it a proper home with some of it's brethren and added perks.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You must have cement for brains for (a) wanting to be her white knight and (b) not even comprehending what she said.

That is how stewpid you are.

Can you read in English or Kismayo English dictionary has destroyed your ability?

If she was just saying I was funny, then why did she need to go and obtain a non-English letter character to spell my name so it does not show up in my mentions?

Too much khat has destroyed your brain cells?

Truckpusher:
Get out of my sight , I don't have time to diss a broke , hungry , lonely Londoner that does a factory job.

Bring it on, dog! ama use you for breakfast.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Do you think I have your education? Why would I be like what you will be in London?

Truckpusher:
Worship the comment of a man who's running with an ideology of a kindergaten ? Nah, we better than that shiit bro.

The ideology of kindergarten?

Nah! Running with the ideology way above your brain power.

You can't beat that shyt bro.

Miggs:
they no fit.even me as I dey quote you i dey fear make I no misyarn in anyway.no ass kicking for me tonight.thank you very much

Lol.

You are welcome.

Truckpusher:
The highlighted is a pointer that you're a compete dunce and this is one reason why we will continuously remain where we are.
You must be a product of the cursed quota system which Buhari was a beneficiary.smh
Sagamite , I'm beginning to believe some things you say here despite your schizophrenic ramblings.

You are beginning to believe?

You are not yet worshipping what I say?

Ahh! Ema wo. (Dey look am)

You are still a learner.

Miggs:
no one is coming cos no one wants to be "suyarized" by you

Like Mr T, I was pitying the fooool that would make the mistake to ever take up her offer.

Any white knight would be dragged so badly on the floor he or she would have skid marks.

firstEVA:
how does this explain your well developed mammary glands?

Moronic fuuktard, tell me why anyone needs to give a shyt about what an ugly skank like you likes.

You thought you had some value when you vomited that?

Ronii:
Ever heard of the 'Pareto principle" by the economist Wilfredo Pareto on the 80/20 rule.....Yes, you may say most Nigerians are not "premium quality" human capital, and rightly so. Its the same everywhere else in the world relatively. Believe me, there are so many dullards abroad who are utterly, mentally lazy. Most of the citizens who live in the US or anywhere else in the world are not the creme of human capital. How many of them are graduates? You only need the premium quality few to establish a blue-print, a sound system that works, from generation to generation, then the 'low quality' pple as you described, can plug into it. There can't be Einsteins all over the place.

They seem to be okay because their system works and many of them can live quite decent lives with better housing than many down here, just by having a job at Tesco or waiting tables at a Pub. You will see people who are happy to be Janitors all their lives and and happily announce that they come from a generation of Janitors.

Yep. I agree.

I know about the Pareto principles.

The point there is that the others live in an environment where:

- They have good self development systems.
- They are surrounded by higher quality culture.
- They are led by many of their top talent.
- They are not boisterous cretins who don't even know shyt.

As opposed to Nigerians.

Lack of these has led to very poor human capital in Nigeria. Many so called graduates like Joromi1 are just unemployable, yet are highly proud and vocal.

Even many of the people in Nigeria would rather buy products made abroad, hire expatriates and even give artisan/building work to foreigners than Nigerians because you will just get far better quality.

I am even seeing Nigerian artistes now hiring Oyinbo cameramen.

The mentality of the poor human capital type we have in Nigeria is to make shyt loads of money with little effort. Hence they will give you, at best, mediocre quality but want to charge you world class fees.

Cretins want to sell a poorly built house, in a shythole environment, for $1m and can't even fcking, at least, clean it up and make it look presentable.

That is how daft our people are.

firstEVA:
how did u acquire ur boobs?

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Mama-Piss looking dumbarsse is saying she is "pretty".

N20 ashawo of conductors.

firstEVA:
only men with female physical make up are ugly , u know I'm damn pretty.

Plus size beauty.

See ur big breast

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You can't explain why what you prefer matters?

Typical ugly Nigerian skank, over-valuing her daft arsse-self.

Fine women boku for London, some ugly, fat, dumb ashawo N20 is thinking what she prefers is what a man like me should be worried about.

If my maiguard in Lagos even pays to fck you, I would sack him ASAP.

Favolly:
Lol! Ambode talks too much mehn!!

He poses for stewpid pictures too much.

He really thinks his success in the role is not dependent on performance, rather it is dependent on how many pictures he poses well in that he can push out to the media.

He is a PR picture governor, not a can-do governor.

Ronii:
Oga, national development and wealth creation is not rocket science.
All that should have long been in place which is the right of the masses is functional infrastructure. That is all. The pioneer of common modern singapore did not have to go to diaspora to gain experience. All we need is a working system that is transparent and devoid of public looting. There are many technocrats and investors in Nigeria and many of us who travel abroad a lot and are adequately exposed, but prefer to live in Lagos. The environment is overly challenging to businesses.

We are not blind, we know what is lacking. The dull Governor is just a beneficiary of perks and loopholes of d same failed system that brought him into power.

The lack of functional infrastructure does not explain many of the intellectual deficiencies that is demonstrated by majority of Nigerians.

For example, go online and show me where you can see Nigerians advertising property by engaging good standards in presentation.

Even for a house some fuuktard wants to sell for $1m you will see bucket of paint in the picture of a room of the house. You will see planks and pipes just thrown on the floor inside and outside. No sense of presentation or standards.

That is not because of functional infrastructure. It is because of lack of a functional brain that pushes people to be the best they can be.

Admittedly there are few Nigerians that are actually quite talented and world class. I have seen some of these select few on NL but they are really negligible. The country is full of dumb ediots.

But, by and large, most Nigerians are not high quality human capital.

mathow55:
mr man are you OK?
I am very sure you are from a poor background!
that is why you are use to the word poor!!!
cashless and senseless man

You are a dumb, cretinous fuuktard!

I take it you are one of the cretins giving him your money for miracles and the blessings of some God?

Cretin!

firstEVA:
my boo is coming for your head.

I prefer guys with six packs. I don't like big breasted guyz.

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

Go and call whoever you want to call.

But tell me why what a dumb, ugly skank like you wants matters?

firstEVA:
captainswagg225 my luv, please come and help me deal with this big breasted mofo.

Ugly skank, what about you makes what you prefer matter? Tell me, abeg.

Zikkyfuse:
Some ladies don't have chill at all! As a matter of fact, they have never tasted a chill pill before. lol... This lady shared the photo above on her timeline with those bitter words.

Well i think this is extreme though, but, i remain inconclusive since i don't know the level of stalking! So to Mr " married old fool", kindly back-off to avoid a wider embarrassment! What do you thing guys?


http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/12/see-what-lady-did-man-stalking-her-on.html

Exactly.

If she has given him enough warning and he did not leave her alone, then I am in full support.

If this is happening after just early attempts to woo her, then she is a cretin.

Going by the language she used, I suspect it is the former.

firstEVA:
but u like my size, swear I don't turn u on.

Whatever, I prefer muscular chest for a guy

Moronic fuuktard, what did I tell you the last time about foolishly telling people about what you prefer?

https://www.nairaland.com/2718524/mtn-wants-5.2bn-fine-slashed/1#39888133

Are you this reetarded, you never learn?

Why does what ugly skanks like you prefer matter?