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IlekeHD:
Sagamite, stop being posh with me, ajepako himself .

Next time you want to talk to me, let's converse in Yoruba.

You'll statrt speaking Yoruba by force



lol oloshi. I don dey suspect you sha

I been say this bobo's cloth is too fine for $5/hr

Ekiti addresses? I'm sure that toutish clown Fayose is in on it

Fayose na head of our fraud pyramid.

cococandy:
prove it

If you see my butt, you would faint in ecstasy.

Dyt:
AND WHOEVER R231 SCAMMED
COME OUT
I WILL PAY YOU DOUBLE OF IT

Chei!

I don see another potential victim for my 2016 Retirement Plan o.

So na so you get moni?


....................Hello, baby!

IlekeHD:
No need to translate, I can read and speak Yoruba fluently.

I always translate because of those reading that don't speak Yoruba.

That is how courteous I am.

Even in real life, I don't speak in Yoruba if one person is there that does not understand the language.

And 80% of my friends in London are not Yorubas anyway.

IlekeHD:
Sagamite, na only this you get? E still no sweet. Keep trying

I still be solid butter for here

I sincerely hope you, tokunboa [tkb417] aren't involved in this whole charade behind closed door. My respect for una still dey intact.

Watch when I practice with Obesere. Butter must melt!

We are involved o. Tkb is my credit card supplier in Nigeria.

He supplies me with credit card from Nigeria with specialisation on Ekiti people.

When I pay my Council Tax, it is an Ekiti address the credit card is registered to.

jaybee3:
Dis one wey you dey brag sef, why don't you evade council tax so i can take a bow

Dem no born me well for that one.

That one, they will send bailiff to my house, break down the door and take the mat I use as bed and the wrapper clothe I use as pillow to sell to get their money.

I dey pay that one ASAP!

Toby77:
But why? To the best of my knowledge they have never arrested anyone for not paying. The letters come and they are ignored. Simples

I shred the letters.

I just tear them.

If you open your door is when they arrest/charge.

cococandy:
You'll twerk for me with your flat ass?
I'll pass

Which kin flat arsse.

My arsse get meat o.

jaybee3:
I've paid that tax for the past 15 years or there about

Kaa re! (Well done!)

Britico!

Na because you get pikin.

Kimoni:


Awon certified UK criminals leleyi oo

But seriously, I don't think any Nigerian pay that nonsense...maybe excluding fully briticonised Nigerians like Efemenaxy and Damiso. It sounds so ridiculous

For TV licence, I am a certified criminal. I am not even ashamed of it.

Even when my ex-Oyinbo girlfriend came to stay over, I told her straight up not to open the door for anyone because I don't pay TV licence.

Unfortunately, it was while she was there police decided for the first time to come to my house.

It was because of a lost person they were knocking at my door. I had to open door.

I first thought I was nicked for TV licence or .............................pulling a white babe.

Pay £140 per year to watch TV? .............Tufiakwa!

That is like half of my monthly salary.

omooba969:
@bolded,

East Finchley, how did you know that?

https://www.nairaland.com/546215/how-does-thieving-corrupt-nigerians#7089300

Many on NL don't know I am fcking networked into Naija upper echelon.

I knows (sic) people.

https://www.nairaland.com/1410261/tear-burn-nigerian-passport-once/10#17660152

Kimoni:
Efe, you want make Saga enter one chance. You know my mantra for marriage naa

"His money is my money; my money is my money" - Saga, if you practice this one ehnnn, Efe will love you forever

When you are broke in 2016. You will know all ya moni, na my moni.

Tokunboa:
Morenike aka Ileke has grown to be more confident on this site

Impressive...

I'm neither here nor there... I'm here for the LOLS and Lmaos

I see all of u have changed handles apart from Saga.. so he was never banned?

Is Nateevs now Nihilist?
I see some similarities.....

I am going to open a thread to ask for Missy-B... but if you know her whereabout.. holl

Nyways, we are in the dugout observing

U guys continue

I bring in the dollars, mate.

henryhemon:
You can afford to hide under internet and insult people,it's not your fault,I bet you can't even say hello to me in real life. I won't get down to your level.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Who the fck are you in real life?

RaptorX:
The average Nigerian is corrupt, only waiting for his turn to loot the treasury. That is why they are not happy to see this looters drop dead one by one. See them attacking you in a few minutes.

I dare and pity the foool that does.

Icecomrade:
Am i supposed to feel bad? I wish the PDP candidate died with him. But of them buried tommorrow so the Kogi people can have fresh breath .

sadly he didnt return the stolen money he promised when he wins
?

Your head is very correct.

GBAM! for you.

O she! O she o! Oshe o! O she baba! (Thank you! Thank you o! Thank you o! Thank you father!)

Baba ti ba wa she! Baba ti ba wa she o! Owun to jawa laya. Baba ti ba wa she! (Father has done it for us! Father has done it for us o! What we were worried about. Father has done it for us!)

Moronic crook! May you rot in hell with that your rotten ugly face. I know the fire can never increase your ugliness.

All the Kogi baaastards that voted for him, may your lot never improve till you die. Cretins!

The government should take the money he stole, including his house in Bishops Avenue, Finchley, London. (Billionaire's row)

SAMBARRY:
I reject it.evil won't be my portion. Ori mi ko.eleda mi ko.moreover

There are many sex workers here so you can direct your question to them.they'll be in the best position to tell you how much per night

Girl, "how much is your net worth" does not mean "how much do you charge".

It means how much is in your bank account plus your assets, so I know how I can milk 90% from you.

I don't mind being the sex worker. Pay my rent for it.

EfemenaXY:
Nooo...Saga don't dull na!

She's in Money Markets (Derivatives). Exotics & Hybrids to be precise...Credit, Rates, & Flow.

Oya start twerking for her. You don jam serious gold mine here.

Wetin be credit?

I don't want credit o, I want her to dash me.

Let the money flow into my market.

If she is exotic, we go have fine hybrid pikins!

armyofone:
Efe, Please let me know when Sagamite twerking begins.
Let me go pop more Orville.

Pay my rent and see me twerk.

"Top 20 UK universities in the eyes of employers 2015"

As selected by Global Employers including the ones in the UK
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/carousels/global-employability-university-ranking-2015-results
1) Cambridge
2) Oxford
3) Imperial
4) Edinburgh
5) Manchester
6) UCL
7) KCL
8.) LSE
9) Bristol
10) Nottingham
11) Birmingham


As selected by UK Employers only
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/student/news/best-uk-universities-chosen-major-employers
1) Oxford
2) Cambridge
3) Imperial
3) Manchester
5) KCL
6) LSE
7) St Andrews
8.) UCL
9) Bristol
10) Edinburgh
11) Nottingham
12) Leeds
12) Liverpool
14) Durham
14) York
16) QUB
17) Glasgow
18) Loughborough
19) Birmingham
20) City and Warwick

In the original list, you will see that some business schools like the ones of Manchester and Warwick are ranked separately. This is because the employers stated they specifically prefer to recruit from those Schools/Department, not the whole university. That is why the coordinators included these as separate entries.

The survey states UK employers put more of an emphasis on grades, professional experience and degree subject than employers in Europe or multinational recruiters worldwide.


And these are what UK recruiters evaluate Universities on compared to non-UK employers
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/sites/default/files/styles/panopoly_image_original/public/employability_uk_preferred_unis.png?itok=Dlet5cKB

As I have always said, and the reason why I created this thread, reputation is more important than rankings when it comes to employers.

There is a correlation between reputation and rankings, but there is still a difference. Most of the data I have seen shows the Golden Triangle plus Edinburgh have the best reputation and even links with companies, as well as the best alumni. Hence why I put them at the top of my league table.

SAMBARRY:
see the person wey you say make I share with you

May your reign as iyawo saga be long o

May another woman not take your place in sagas heart o.amino,ase

Hello, baby.

See as you sexy.

How much is your net worth?

I hope you work in Private Equity?

EfemenaXY:
But you watch BBC 1 & 2 et al?

Dem no dey make serious money?

Are they not the biggest broadcaster in the UK, if not the world?

Abegi!

£140 a year for a right to watch TV?

Anuofia people.

When I marry and there is a risk pikin go open the door, I will start paying.

By that time, they for don even cancel am, as that is being debated now.

EfemenaXY:
***Faints!***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nHfE88uIo4

EfemenaXY:
She's Romanian, but was adopted by a Russian oligarch.

armyofone:
now this is hilarious.
Let me continue with my wild salmon dinner.
Dealing with USA chic or authentic ogbologbo gal, better develop 2 heads.
Bring it on in 2016, na boat you go ride back to Africa singing I shall overcome some day and negros spiritual.

No be boat through Libya I ride come?

No biggie with that jor.

But you? You go buy me gulfstream when I finish sweet talking you.

Either you buy or you steal one stealth USAF plane for me.

IlekeHD:
@Sagamite

Lol no man can separate me from my money. Don't try this ish with an Ekiti woman. We go use your skull to drink palm wine.

O ti gbo sweet talk ri ni! (You just have never heard sweet talk before is the reason!)

When I start with you, you go melt.



...............................

My ilekeidi peperampe, peperampe. ............O sugar sugar, sugar sugar ......

Let me go and listen to my Obesere for more practice.

EfemenaXY:
Grab Kimoni.

She's a certified Oyinbo. Fine-fine pancake (skin), no craw-craw, no magu-magu. And she never "open eye" yet.

I think say na Ikoyi she say she dey live?

Abi she be Britico citizen?

Maybe I can use her identity in the UK and dress like a woman like Alams.

wonlasewonimi:
Sorry I no dey open door for television licence people. How can I manage to buy smart tv come dey pay licence for it. So if you knock till your knuckles become yoyo I no dey house

Me too o!

In that case, I am a certified criminal.

Don't pay that shyt and will never pay it while I am single.

If you come my house and knock, I will never answer.

Why should I pay tax for watching TV!

I am not ashamed to say I don't pay TV licence, and any visitor I have come to my house, I always telll them not to open the door to anyone.

cococandy:
Sagamite start with efemenaxy.

The first of you to pay my rent, I promise you something special.


..................................I will TWERK for you!!!

Shey ni ma twerk!

Private session of Saga twerking!

Imagine the glorious sight!

EfemenaXY:
OMG!!

Oya wash them wella as I'm still waiting on you to sponsor me to Obodo Oyinbo....

Make I trap one Oyinbo woman first and get my papers.

Kimoni:
Sorry I also had to quote this post. It cracked me up soooo bad

I don't even know how to abuse you henceforth, you have finished the whole yabbis on your head

Saga, if London no pay you, your gbaguda(cassava) farm is still yielding o, hope you know garri is now gold in naija, maa fowo jona jorrr(don't throw money away) Amosun is about reallocating land in Saga, don't say I told you pls

Meanwhile Efemenaxy, why are you treating Saga like this naa, where is your heavy bonuses going to every year
Who else should be spending the molla if not Saga? There are several damsels in the village waiting for him o. Hian!!!

I don sell all my land for Sagamu to get money to buy and drink Dom Perignon for the first.

When my grandpapa die, I used my inheritance to live large and pour champagne for club so me too go feel among.

No more land to farm. If Amosun fit dash me land, I promise to be a good boy.

naijababe:
Sagamite, oma se o. At least you don dey ronu now

Ma worry, aje a wo'gba ni 2016 and beyond o

Amin! Amin! Amin loruko Jesu! (Amen! Amen! Amen in the name of Jesus!)