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Dyt:
You won't scam me will you?

I need retirement money o.

Emi na fe gbadun life. (Me too want to enjoy this life)

Dyt:
Now this got me crazy
Ojigbijigbi
Come to me my ruf
I ruf you like the dog and it's bone
Honey and bee
Lord rama and ra

Be careful what you wish for.

raayah:
This problem is fixable.
Teachers are not highly paid in most countries. Nigerian teachers are not even being paid livable wages.

The government should build and upgrade schools and make it free for students (bubu can provide lunch for them, like he promised too).
More teachers, smaller classes.

This will cause the most of the smaller street corner schools to close. The only private schools remaining would be top-notch private schools that can pay their teachers.

85m children to educate.

Gross Enrolment ratio at primary school of about 80%.

Gross Enrolment ratio at secondary school of about 50%.

That would mean, at least 60m children in pre-higher education schools (primary and secondary).

Nigeria's annual expenditure on education = less than $4.5bn.

That is less than $75 per child ..............................and this is based on my generous assumption that none of the education budget is going to Universities, Polytechniques and other Higher institutions, just primary and secondary education.

If you factor those in, $75 per child would look way too generous.

And you just open mouth yakata say make government "build and upgrade schools, provide it free for students, provide free meals, pay teachers more and higher more teachers"?

With which money?

And while GEJ's government has bankrupt the nation?

Just Lagos alone, forget the other 35 states and FCT, has over 1300 schools with 17000 classrooms. Do you know what it would cost to refurbish and upgrade just those alone?

comradee1248:
Daughter of the Nigerian Speaker House of Reps Chimel Dogara was awarded as the student of the week for a very brilliant and outstanding performance at the Abbey College of Cambridge University, UK

Proudly Zaarite




Source: http://www.abbeycambridge.co.uk/student-of-the-week-chimel-dogara/

Moronic fuuktard, University of Cambridge does not have any college called Abbey College.

Because a college is located in Cambridge does not mean it is a college of Cambridge University!

That is as reetarded as saying Opayemi High School in Ibadan is part of University of Ibadan.

Beautiful mosque.

One of the best looking buildings I have seen in Nigeria.

Absolutely fcking stunning!

pikapizy:
must you always compare? why must it always be PDP vs APC? GEJ vs PMB? so because GEJ failed ,its ok PMB to fail too? ! a good government is known by its works and not by comparison ...to those saying PMB need more time and 6 months is not enough? can you work in firm for 6 months collecting salary without being productive ? you'll be fired!...tell me what these government has been able to achieve in the last 6months! let's judge our government by their work not by comparison ...people who bring up such comparison are daft and stupid no matter how intelligent they try to sound ...they are the enemies of true democracy,enemies of development,slaves and enemies of themselves!

Explain to me why you think PMB has not been productive.

Tell me what achievements you expected in 6 months and which you have not seen.

I wait.

The Cretin of Otuoke with his female, uncouth, loud boss.

Dyt:
I fancy you

If I said I fancied you too, that would be wrong because it would just be a gross understatement.

The correct statement is that I luf you.

After I have discovered how financially blessed you are, my luf for you is unequalled in my attempt to retire in 2016.

totit:
Straight forward!
Gbam!
It's quite unfortunate that anything goes on NL. Anybody from no where sane or insane can just come out with a figure.

And it would make Front Page o.

A country of cretins!

EbolaParasite:
I will stop here since you simply don't get it. Mr know it all, i am not a young man. Generalize much!
Anyway, case closed. No need going back and forth. I won't respond again.

I don't get it?

I don't get it that you are one of many sheeps from the production line who do as they are told and think that make them smart or mature or progressive or civilised or etc?

I don't get it that you are just not at the intellectual level to understand that the training you got through your followership is not adequate in getting you the goals it is ment for?

Mate, you are not smart enough. You are not in a position to lecture me.

Now anytime that fooool sees me on a thread, he would work fcking hard to think before talking. Goal achieved! Better for Nigeria!

Just like many of the other fuuktards that have encountered me on NL.

I give them a good diagnoses. Many start self-cure.

The more Nigerians we can get to be like that, the more meaning discussions we will be having, not the cretinous beer parlour dins you get from most Nigerians. A failing Nation.

jerrywool:
What of that Opayomi guy wey solve that millennium maths problem for naija newspaper.

This one does not even know the difference between being a Scientist and being a Mathematician.

And he would say he went to school o and produce certificates.

DrGraveYardz:
I heard one Dr Abalaka created a cure for HIV,but his cure was rejected because he is from Africa! How true is this?

Where did you hear that and how true do YOU think it is?

ofofoCEO:
There is a drop of greatness in every Nigerian. This exclusive list mirrors the great endeavor of Nigerian scientists both living and dead who have left indelible marks in their respective fields both nationally and internationally. This list is not arranged in any particular order and data was sourced from credible and verified bodies both offline and online.


PHILIP EMEAGWALI


Philip Emeagwali who may well be the greatest scientist of all time is a Nigerian inventor and scientist. He has been living in the United States of America for many years. Philip Emeagwali is recognized worldwide and has been voted “Father of Super-computing,” he is ranked #1 in computing. And ranked FIRST by Google for “contribution to the development of the computer.”
The TIME magazine sees him as: The “Unsung Hero” Behind the Internet. We at amebo are proud of you sir.
Did you know Philip Emeagwali has a higher IQ than Albert Einstein? Okay, now you know.




BART NNAJI

A one time Presidential aspirant and Enugu state born Prof Bartholomew Nnaji, is an erstwhile Minister of Power of the Federal republic who holds a Doctorate in Industrial and Systems Engineering from Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University in the United States. As a researcher, he focused on: Computer Aided Design, Robotics and Computer Aided Engineering. Using the knowledge he gained from his research pursuits, he created the term Geometric reasoning, the idea that most things we operate has a geometric configuration. He is also credited as one of the innovators of the E-design concept. He is also the founder of the first indigenous owned power generating company in Nigeria and was also a former minister for Science and Technology in the country.



MOHAMMED BAH ABBA

Necessity as they say, is the mother of invention. Mohamed Bah Abba from a rural area of northern Nigeria developed the pot-in-pot refrigerator i,e, Pot-in-Pot Preservation Cooling System in the 1990s. Northern Nigeria is an impoverished region where people in rural communities eke out a living from subsistence farming. In rural northern Nigeria, there are no refrigerators. Most people don’t even have electricity. So perishable food must be eaten immediately, or it will go to waste. He received the Rolex Award for Enterprise in 2001 and used his $75,000 award to make the invention available throughout Nigeria.





COLONEL OVIEMO OVADJE

There are many Nigerians who have made the country proud, either by their personal achievements or their contributions to the development of the country. But, permit me to say that, there is this one with very intimidating credentials; one who has made his mark nationally and internationally. As a medical doctor and a soldier, he has effectively combined the two for the good of humanity in solving the problem of blood salvage from body cavities by pioneering and creating a design- the EATSET to replace and improve on the gauze filtration technique as practiced in developing countries. This great son of is from the Isoko extraction of Delta State. He was declared the Best African Scientist in 1995 before African Heads of States when he won the World Intellectual Property Organisation (WIPO) and Organisation of African Unity (OAU) Gold Medal for scientific work designed to save women who usually die from abnormal pregnancy (ECTOPIC GESTATION).




PROFESSOR GABRIEL OYIBO


There are always two sides to the coin” and so it is for the most controversial scientist on this list, Gabriel Oyibo, a Professor of Mathematics whose theory – “God Almighty Grand Unified Theorem (GAGUT)” has been heavily criticised by some scholars. Some see him as a madman others see him as a Genius but that notwithstanding this professor boasts of a very rich credential. Professor Gabriel Audu Oyibo obtained his Ph. D. in Aeronautics and Mathematics from Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute (RPI) Troy, New York where he worked for four (4) years on NASA/AFOSR sponsored research and made several contributions in aircraft design, aerodynamics, aeroelasticity, mathematics and taught several courses. Dr. Oyibo received Knighthood by His Royal Highness, Attah of the Igala Kingdom.


Thank you for taking time to read, corrections are welcomed. You can also name notable Nigerian scientists in The comment section below.


Source: http://amebohub.com/2015/11/27/top-five-nigerian-scientists-and-their-great-inventions/

This is why I like calling many of you cretins moronic fuuktard and I am justified.

Whichever cretin authored this demonstrates what I mean.

So considering the many Nigerian Professors out there doing some great work, these are the people this cretin composed and labelled "Top five".

If you ask the cretin now what methodology did he or she use to create this list, then you would see the dumb look on his/her face.

Products of a failed education system like Joromi1.

They just pick anything and say "Top", "Best", "Greatest" without any methodology.

If the cretin had said "Some Nigerian Scientist/Inventors with some of their great work" then it would have made more sense. But that is asking too much from the fuuktards our failed education system is generating.

I doubt MOHAMMED BAH ABBA even has a degree or seen the 4 walls of a science department, but yet this fuuktard labelled him one of Nigeria's Top 5 scientists.

EbolaParasite:
You can express yourself without cursing. Cursing shows how weak you are. It doesnt make you look smart. Again, you have no authority whatsoever. You think cursing out at people on a faceless forum make you smart? Try doing the same on Linkedin where your picture, profile, and position is clearly stated. Smart indeed.

Is this from scientific research or the classic fact/opinion from the arsse?

Stop chatting shyt, young man.

obinnashady:
lol,,,....u have a sick imagination

I need to start using it to make money.

EbolaParasite:
Your unnecessary agression says otherwise. What moral position do you hold to make you think you are in a position to determine anything? This is a faceless forum. Again, you are in no position to determine anything.

Now this makes you sound stewpid and I will explain to you why I am in a position to tell you that.

Let me explain simple logic to you.

They are free to express themselves.

I am free to express myself.

When they freely express themselves stupidly.

I am free to express myself that their expression is stewpid.

Simple logic.

Logic most of you struggle with, hence why I am in a position to determine who is smart or not.

EbolaParasite:
You are in no position to determine that. Who made you judge and jury at the same time? It is your opinion. It is not fact so let it be exactly what it is, OPINION. At the same time, let others express theirs

I am in a fcking GREAT position to determine that.

Because you can't is not evidence others can't.

And where did I say they cannot express themselves?

EbolaParasite:
You can have differing opinions without resorting to this.
I don't see anything wrong with what the previous poster stated. It's his opinion and one that many actually agree with

Many (especially relating to Nigerians) aggreeing with something does not mean it makes sense or is valid.

Our country is full of fuuktards who are poorly educated, don't go through the rational process of ratiocination before giving opinions but yet are highly opinionated.

They are so dumb, they just blot out whatever nonsense that comes to their head and then can't defend it.

No wonder the country is in shambles.

Now wonder cretins are voting for Fayose, Audu, Alao-Akala, Stella Oduah and co.

massinola:
one doesn't need a prophet to know uncivilized, unmannered, uncultured and uneducated being. by their actions we already know them. you must not insult before you make your point. learn to be civil please. good day

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Next time try to use your brain before offering opinions.

Because it is normally said everyone is entitled to their opinion does not mean you are free to share your stewpid opinions.

Keep your daft opinions to yourself.

massinola:
not player hating bubu oh but he made a mistake in choosing his portfolio. he would have simply gone for minister of culture and tourism. some who are saying all these waka about are for the betterment of this country, mind you hundreds of problems are created every day by his absence. living the affairs of the country in the hands of his subordinates and touring the world is not the right thing to do now. there are already lots of problems on ground Calling for solutions, bubu is creating more with his inaction and I wonder how he will solve the problems. four years is almost one gone. #pmbstopthesilentstartworkin

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Product of a failed education system, name the travels abroad he has engaged in that you felt was not necessary, not a duty or was wasteful.

Cretin!

MathsChic:
Some days ago, I was at a secondary school in Surulere (across the bridge from the Island) in Lagos for a friend's event where he is educating secondary students about the perils of peer pressure. I honestly wasn't expecting what I saw as the state of this secondary school.
It left me wondering if this was a school or a dump yard. Why in heaven's name are Nigerian leaders looking the other way while the young ones study in this sorry environment?

The attached pictures are what I saw. This is no secondary school. It's a hopeless shanty. I hope this gets to front page and attracts the necessary attention.

And then we produce fuuktards like Joromi1.

Treash:
https://www.today.ng/news/national/43053/birth-control-motion-tears-reps-apart

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Cretin, show me where in the article you saw them say birth control is anti-islamic.

ewa20buredi100:
please, their names sagamite...and entry requirements for Nigerians.


Thank you

With 2.2, you can enter any university, bar the top 4 in my list and certain elite courses in other universities, in the UK to do a masters as long as you can pay and make a good application.

Imperial and LSE can afford to be picky purely because they are small and highly reputable, so very few bums to fill and highly competitive.

For the other top 20 universities, you will only have a chance with a good application and ability to pay. They would be hard to get into, but not impossible. Any weakness in your application and communications, and it might be cased closed. Also, they definitely would not take a 2.2 from the third world in any of their flagship courses.

Many of the universities outside my 2-tier league tables would probably take a 2.2.

cecegorz:
Hahahaha...
That means Lagos will not even accommodate you. You don reach village be that.

Lagos depots Okada riders too

Kai!

And I need to make money fast to head back to Libya o.

How I go make $6000 for Sagamu?

BuddhaPalm:
So Sagamite my man dey Lag now .

Yes o.

If you need to hire a professional Okada driver with posh accent and who can focus on and provide quality service, I am available.

Okada riders don get international competition.

ifyalways:
I sighted Sagamite and R231

Guys, make una holla me. I dey find marketers with British accent for my black market fuel sales.

Kai, seriously na people breadwinners, boo, brothers be dis oo. Chai dia riz god oo

At least I would not face the harsh winter in Oyinbo land like you. So it is not too bad I was deported.

Na freeze go freeze your yansh, while I build my tent for Lagos Beach.

By summer, I would have made money and be back in Libya.

This time, when I cross, na Syrian Passport I go produce so they send me to Germany for asylum.

I am still deciding how I would explain my tribal marks sha.

zik4ever:
A pro-democracy non-governmental organisation, the Human Rights Writers Association of Nigeria, has asked President Muhammadu Buhari to probe the Minister of Sports and Youth Development, Solomon Danlong, over his preference for appearing in red beret cap and dress that “depicts him as a suspected member of one of the banned confraternities/secret cults in Nigeria’s tertiary institutions”.

The Rights group said it was worried that if appropriate clarifications were not immediately provided and the minister asked to desist from dressing comically on national stage, it could be construed that Buhari’s government had officially endorsed the particular secret confraternity that is identified by the adorning of red beret and dresses that looks like military fatigue.

The group said Dalong’s style of dressing violates extant national dress code in a purely civilian-led democratic government and must be checked forthwith.
HURIWA has also asked the military authorities to question the minister for adorning dresses that bear semblance to military combat fatigue.

HURIWA in a statement signed jointly by the National Coordinator, Comrade Emmanuel Onwubiko, and the National Media Affairs Director, Zainab Yusuf, called on Buhari to call Danlong to order and compel him to dress properly and decently so as not to send confusing signal and impression that belonging to any of the confraternities renowned for causing intra-campus uprisings resulting in violence is now an acceptable national past time.

HURIWA said it had no concrete evidence to link Dalong to the membership of any of the campus cults but expressed strong reservations that his choice of dressing in symbolism and tangible costumes closely related to what some of these dreaded groups wear was worryingly traumatic.

“If the minister strongly feels like wearing a distinctive clothes then he can as well adorn himself with the validly permitted legal regalia or alternatively he can take a Chieftain title that will guarantee him a unique dress mode that won’t attract suspicions,” the group added.

http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/26/probe-sports-minister-he-dresses-like-a-cultist-huriwa-tells-buhari/

This is what you get when moronic fuuktards like Joromi1 volunteer their cretinous opinions without anyone asking them.

This junk came from people that think they have a brain?

Joromi1:
You're a sub-literate simple minded mental midget, confoundedly foolish trollop and the most deluded moronic fuuuktard! Your brain memory must be on reset coz you keep repeating the same hogwash you've been spewing since you joined Nairaland.
Moronic fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuktarrrd!!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You that they have ruined your young life is calling someone a "sub-literate"?

Which failed schools produced you?

Eddygourdo:
An sure sagamite is amongst, very silly cretin

Moronic fuuktard. You don't even know how to use English sentences?

cecegorz:
For real? Hope Shymex and Sagamite are not among them?

I am among o.

I am lucky they deported me with my motorcycle.

At least I can do my Okada business in peace.

Joromi1:
You're a cretinous fuckktard! Say something else or remain silent! Product of a twisted educational system

Look at this moronic fuuktard!

Dumb product of a failed education system that comes up with his Mama Piss analysis.

ewa20buredi100:
Thanks.

Mehn, graduating with a 2.2 limits one's dream.

There are many other good universities that would accept a 2.2 for postgrad studies.

Not going to Oxbridge is not the end of the world.