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firstEVA:
oh, u r already admiring my body? Sorry I don't do your type

#saynotomanboobs

Moronic fuuktard, in your dreams.

I don't do dumb skanks.

Fulaman198:
You have?

Her fat rolls would not make that observable even if she did.

firstEVA:
big breast

I said shut the fck up, cretinous fuuktard.

RICHESTBABA:
there is no doubt that d Presidents criticism of d judiciary has had its desired impact! This is how pple's body language shud be! All d barstard TANOIDs turned wailers who wanted GEJ to continue, well I don't know wat kind of cause to place on dem! God is watching!

When someone states that Judges are corrupt, sacks judges and hire judges he believes has integrity, all the other judges would start sitting up.

Under the Cretin of Otuoke, even the Attorney General was a co-criminal with the President, the judges knew corruption was acceptable and when you catch people stealing billions of dollars, give them a N15K fine.

porka:
Don't you think if the majority so-called diaspora are above average we would have been hearing/reading about them more than the few we've read?

The fact is, if they truly can contribute anything, no one will tell them to return before they do.

Some of the guys who are in the entertainment industry today had to come back from 'hustling' abroad to team up with the people at home and build super careers. So are others in the financial services, in the media and advertising, IT etc. They left behind the so-called 'talented' folks who are actually very average but filled with oversized egos.

You see the highlighted?

That is the kind of moronic opinions fuuktards in Nigeria pull from their arssse and then label "FACT".

You just did that.

Now, explain to me how you arrived at that "fact".

I want to start with that before educating you on the rest.

neolboy:
Justice Bilkisu Bello Aliyu of the Federal High Court, Yola, Adamawa state on Friday handed 10 years imprisonment to sentenced former Commissioner of Local Government Affairs John Elias for defrauding Adamawa State government of the sum of N51.5 million while in office.

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) had arraigned Elias along side two others who were discharged as well as a company owned by Elias on four count charges of fraud.
Justice Aliyu said the judgement will serve as a deterrent to public office holders who may want to divert public funds. For personal benefit.

"I hereby sentenced the first convict, John Babani Elias to 10 years imprisonment on count 3 and another 10 years imprisonment on count 4 but the two sentences will run concurrently," Justice Bilkisu Aliyu ruled.

"In addition, the first convict must return/refund the sum of N51.5 million to Adamawa state local Government joint account fund from where it was stolen and diverted by him and his company," she said.

The judge also ordered the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) to wind up Al-Akim Investment Limited and have its assets forfeited to the federal government of Nigeria.


Source:www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/updat-court-sends-adamawa-ex-commissioner-to-10-years-in-prison/122689.html

My favourite part of the judgement!

It is no more the "Goat must eat yam" era of the Cretin of Otuoke.

E no go better for all those that were advocating GEJ continue ruining the country.

You and your descendants would continue meeting misery till eternity. Baaaastards!

basilo101:
u are just cursing without making any sense

If you had any sense, you will see the sense.

Now shut up and go and dance alanta, black monkey.

Tequilah:
There is such a dearth of talent in what area, to be precise?? Please list out these areas, one by one. Ambode should have made his request more specific. What does he mean by "come home and contribute your quota?" Did anyone keep anything called 'quota' in the hands of the Nigerians in diaspora?? There is no dearth of skills in Nigeria. He should specify what kind of skill sets are lacking, and the ones he needs, then place ads in the national newspaper to seek for those who have those skill sets on our shores. I am sure he would be amazed at the level of skills and expertise here.

The problem is that there are very little opportunities or avenues for the truly talented and the really skilful to display what they can offer. This environment has a way of killing talents.

In the world of intellectuals, the lack of clarity or the existence of of ambiguity is NOT an excuse or justification for moronic interpretation.

It is only an excuse to ask for clarity from the source of the message.

They are fuuktards!

By the way, you are really over-estimating the quality, quantity and aptitude of talent in Nigeria. You need to travel a bit.

No one from the sane world would be amazed at any level of skills and expertise in Nigeria. Very few are truly talented. The others who are arrogant enough to think they are talented, i.e. the local champions, barely meet the threshold in sane countries. Many are just pure fuuktards.

Cretins like the 'Cretin of Otuoke' would hardly ever make it to Councillor in the UK. In Nigeria, the population put him in Aso Rock.

The quality of human capital in Nigeria is extremely low. We just have quantity.

Many of the fuuktards on twitter and NL that condemned his statement are the EXACT reason he is asking for those abroad to come home.

There is such a dearth of talent and people that can do basic reasoning in Nigeria.

Many of these cretins cannot even read and comprehend what has been read, but yet are severely vocal. How can such cretins be able to contribute meaningfully to society. They ar more likely to destroy.

The man said those in diaspora should come home.

He did not say, they should come home and take a job he has to offer, but yet these fuuktards are talking about being in Nigeria and why can't he give them a job instead.

The man could be saying, come home and use your skills to set up businesses and create jobs.

Now the people in diaspora would see that many of the fuuktards back home are too daft to be given such jobs.

firstEVA:
now what?

Daft.

Shut the fck up. Cretinous fuuktard!

EnlightenedSoul:
Be calm.



I wondered if you use your usual catchphrases IRL?

Example (1): Restaurant

"I didn't order filet mignon, I ordered the 16oz ribeye steak, cretinous fuuktard!"

Example (2): Taxi Ride

Taxi: "We're arrived at the destination, sir."

Sagamite: "This isn't 4th St.– "

Taxi: "It is. If you'd take a look at that sign there yonder, sir."

Sagamite: "Product of a failed education system! Show me the map that says this is 4th St."

Taxi: .....

In real life, the sphere at which I operate at professionally and my circle of friends are intellectually well above what you see on NL (i.e. the average Nigerian-educated Nigerian).

I really don't mix with low-lives like Shymm3x and co in the UK. I rarely encounter them except when I see them in black hoods if I go and buy food and have a haircut. Even then, no need to communicate with them.

I also see some of them at weddings and parties, but I never need to engage them to hear their opinions, we just party.

So, no, I don't do that.

The only time I had to deal with some fuuktards was when I used to play football with jaybee3 and about half were like NLers. And he could see my exasperation when they were chaotic.

www.nairaland.com/782873/romance-section-toast-one-been/10#9365943

It is online I really need to bring out the rage.
www.nairaland.com/379302/honestly-nutcase-sagamite#5290122

Before he decided to go full-time into Ecclesiastical Robbery.

He was tired of poverty, poor pay and non-payment of salary.

firstEVA:
cretinous fuckarrrd. Didn't u see the part I said I consider u sexy even with ur big boobs

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

You were unfortunate someone else mentioned me on the thread and you were caught.

EnlightenedSoul:
Well, answer the question, will you?

What question?

Your statement did not even contain a question mark.

Cigarini:
Hello friends, pls pardon my long sermon. I lost my job 2 months after my wedding. Have been trying so hard to secure a new job all to no avail, I ventured into freelancing because man must wack. The freelance thing wasn't steady, I have faced serious hardship all this while. I did a practical interview six months ago with an oil servicing company here in Port Harcourt though I passed the interview they never called. Just day before yesterday I got a call from the operations manager who is an expertrate and he was asking me if am still open and interested for the job, I said yes, so I went there yesterday and was referred to the company's hospital for fitness test and I passed. After negotiation we agreed 3.7M annual salary. I Will be going for induction 2moro @ clients company. God who has done it 4me will do it 4 U. Just believe and it will work. Thank U

Congratulations!

For your sake, I just hope the job is a blue-collar job and not white collar.

Otherwise, I worry how long you can hold on to it.

If it is white collar and you need to draft reports/emails/etc to superiors and execs, God cannot do shyt for you o when you can't deliver in writing.

"I Got A Job After 6month I Was Interviewed"

"and interested for the job"

Also numerous:

- Poor sentence formation.

- No use of punctuations when needed.

I hope it is a blue-collar job and I wish you the best of luck in it.

onila:
only funny when dissing pple who he doesnt agree with

his arrogance is sexy

Onila!

Pardon me!

I am also funny when I am making fun of and disparaging myself as a Peckham low-life illegal immigrant looking for arranged marriage.

firstEVA:
what of Sagâmite the fVcktard?

So you have become one of those that purposely mis-spell my moniker when referring to me because I have put the fear of Jesu Christi, Omo Mama Mary, into your liver and you don't want your comments to show in my mentions?

Fooooool!

EnlightenedSoul:
Sagamite

Product of a failed education system! Cretinous fuuktard!

If he actually says that IRL, all the better

Huh?

noeloge82:
(Murrafucker)
(You be Anini?)

Correct ?
I told u , but u will never learn.
Mummys boy

Cretinous fuuktard, when your youngest son was tutoring you, he did not teach your dumb arse that you need an apostrophe for "Mummy's"?

A career civil servant that lives on Bourdillon Road in Ikoyi = Crook!

How can he afford that on his civil service salary?

cowleg:
Sir,

I am writing this small piece but straight to the point open letter to bring to your notice on the great injustice done to non-indigent applicant of medical internship and housejob at delta state hospital management board.

After paying application fee of 3000naira and had to pass through a very strenuous examination which many of us passed. We were interviewed same day after shortlisting names of successful candidates.

Recently final list of successful candidates were pasted on www.deltahmb.com I noticed that many non-indigenes that passed the examination were not listed. This is very demoralizing and negates with the vision of our founding fathers stating that Nigeria is one indivisible country though tongues may differ.

If non-indigene names were billed to be filtered from the final list, why then was the application made open to everybody. Are we used to make money? even when we are jobless. Why can't the examination be made strictly for delta state indigenes.

Its a very nauseating experience, very bad for the sarcastic one Nigeria chant. Sir My governor of delta state Dr Patrick okowa please use your good office to look into the claims of my letter. Longlive Nigeria longlive delta state.

Signed Chukwuemeka.

Instead of just complaining, find the name of the specific crook who ran the exercise and publicly name in.

You Nigerians need to start learning to stop apportioning blame to faceless them/bodies/institutions. When you do, the people responsible for wrong-doing will always feel comfortable ignoring your complaints. They will just see it as "It is not as if any Nigerian institution has a good profile, so what is the big deal when someone on the net is throwing dirt at something already seen as dirty".

Dirty their personal names. That is when they start shytting in their pants. Especially when Buhari is now in Power.

noeloge82:
U see how shallow minded ur little brain is,show me the last 3 lines of English that u wrote down that is correct and constructively balanced.
U think typing on the net is just mis quoting some and using un fowl language
Grow up mummys boy
(Moronic fuuktard) English ?

Murrafucker, why are you shooting me?

You be Anini?

noeloge82:
If I waste my time more on an un reasonable Element like u,my last born will laugh at my paying attention to his junior in the class, my candid advice is grow up internet is supposed to be an educative forum and not for people of misplaced priority.
The day u finish school that is if there is any , look for work then u will appreciate what u perents are doing for u


Keep floating around

MR NIGGA

Fuuktard, maybe you can put your privilege of being a father to your last born to good use by getting him to sit you down and then teach you how to construct sentences in English.

Moronic fuuktard!

noeloge82:
To u now u have attacked someone who eared. His personal opinion this goes to show u level of maturity
Do u know how many million views on this read who read comments without attacking or insulting anybody and to think that ur either struggling with ur Exams or lophin around looking for those not concern u will not be a Misplaced statement

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

To cretins like you, his personal opinion makes sense. That is how dumb you are.

Fuuktard like you cannot even write with good grammatical construction. No wonder you would think it is your entitlement others working for their money to "help" you.

Moronic fuuktard.

emergency2:
Wow,
I wonder why people now beef Doctors. Many companies workers including Bank are well paid more than a Doctor. I was surprised wen I read through all this post. An entry level doctor working in most states receives about 150k-180k(basic and all allowances sum up together) Local Government Doctors receives less. Private hospitals doctors receives average of 100-130k. Even Federal hospital Doctors still collect less than 200k despite all the call, teaching, etc allowance. Our basic salaries are ridiculous, it's only the allowance that makes it reach such amount.
So why are people saying Doctors are this or that. Just wondering.

Hey, can you please kindly explain how these different allowances work?

Which ones can be gotten concurrently?

How people qualify to get them. How frequently per month/year they get them. And for how long they get them.

Benjoh:
He did not even think well before he replied, you pays more than minimum wage means you're taking from the "have not" giving to the "haves". Abeg you are not trying.
Go and tell your staff to do smth on the price, shi kena.

Why do you Nigerian fuuktards always feel the need to talk without thinking first?

Moronic fuuktard, so someone going to a cinema in a highbrow area and paying more than $4 for only popcorn in a country where over 60% of the population live their entire livees on less than $2 a day is a "have not"?

And employees serving him/her are the "haves"?

And you are the same fuuktard accusing him of not thinking well before replying?

You are a pure cretinous fuuktard!

Product of a failed education system.

Many of you are so daft, you cannot do a simple thing such as using your brain before opening your daft gob.

Sanchase:
Yet some of the children will come out of these schools and can't Write WAEC.

Unfortunately for you, while you are "writing WAEC", they are "taking their SSCE exams".

Next you will be "writing Nasarawa State Polytechnic, Lafia", while they are "taking their exams at University of Pittsburgh".

That is the core difference.

Many of you don't even know what the name of your exams are and can't write in proper English.

noeloge82:
If this is paid in secondary school what happens at d university



And d funny thing is any of the parents paying this Huge school fees when u ask them for help they will put confusion with stories of I ve not been paid for my last contract

And so?

Helping you is an entitlement?

They look like Oxfam to you?

Why can't you help yourself?

comradee1248:
uя not worth my precious time hustler wey dey see going 2 abroad to wash dead bodies, and toilets as an achievement... Smelly Disgusting idiot uя even lucky I'm replying you... Now if u like insult me till u can insult no more all na uя mama pu*ssy, and that uя ogogoro shot drinking and prostitutes fucking papa uя referring to, product of a burst condom like you.... This will be the last I will reply you, if I even read it again uя lucky to wash the toilets of uя US president. Werey

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Your education is that bad, you would think the UK will allow someone 5 million times more intelligent than your daft arsse to be doing that, cretin?

You are typing all this daft things with your Okrika handset that is producing the symbol "r" backwards?

Tell us more about your moronic mother and father that failed you.

Abbey College of University of Cambridge.

Product of a failed education system!

comradee1248:
claiming 2 b 1 of the morons deported from the uk, washing dead bodies and toilets, kai uя so disgusting, even as I dey type this uя oozing smeLl make me vomit, chai u really deserve a standing ovation of my mid finger,

You are a dumb cretinous fuuktard!

Was that what you were relying on?

Secondly, you saw that and still said I have never left my village, cretin that said Abbey College of University of Cambridge?

raayah:
Other countries in the world have public schools free , secondly there will still be private schools, so not all children will be enrolled in the public schools..
We have the money, we absolutely have the money to fund education in this country.
So we should just lag behind the times because its expensive, education pays off.
Our technological abilities grow and we can learn to manufacture and export more goods.
You would rather our students sit on the floor in leaking classes just because its expensive?

Think about it.

Which other countries have public schools for free?

Where do we have the money?

comradee1248:
I hail you Prof of cambridge, yellow-bar man that has never been to any place beyond his village owode in ogun state, and badagry in lagos trying to tell me about Cambridge na wa ooo, I no blame u anything u say hear na poverty and frustration cause am, so if u like insult me till its too much for nairaland to handle, I go just dey laf u, village werey, fire wo village monkey

You are a pure cretinous fuuktard!

It is a cretin like you who can't type in proper English and sees any college in Cambridge as part of University of Cambridge that is saying someone like me has never been to any place beyond his village owode in ogun state?

Kai!

The people wey curse you, no chill at all.

See the cretin talking about poverty.

I no blame you too much for being this stepwid. I know how your likes were produced.

https://www.nairaland.com/2769568/public-primary-school-manchester-pix/7#40527564

phantonce:
OP, you seriously need to bleach a little.
We are called black but not charcoal.

Anyone that says black is beauty has definitely not come across you.
i had to increase my screen brighteness to see your eye ball.
I cnt even see your face in the pic.

You are a pure moronic fuuktard.

So are the cretins that liked your post.

Moronic products of a failed education system.

Why wouldn't our education system produce fuuktards like you when this is what we provide to kids in comparison.

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