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dare2think:
With all that education and you still sound so ignorant. Please go and ask for a refund.

Your Man of God is a Charlatan.  Your ignorant mind and silly threat deserve a slap from that coward you call man of God Fraud.

Don't mind the FOOOL!

He is boasting about his BSc and MBA but yet his life is led living on superstition and winches!

Don't know what unaccredited, bogus, dilapitated secondary school gave him degrees.

Semi-literate illiterate.

AHHHHH!

I just received a text now from the Russian Government offering me a contract for $1.64BN.

This is a MIRACLE!

This is why my church (Millionaires with Private Jet Ministries) is better than Losers Chapel.

All you mugus should change church and come for your own miracle at MPJ Ministries.

Our tithe is merely 60%. But don't shout that it is too big, remember, you reap what you sow. Sow big and reap big.

Oya mugus come for your miracles.

We will get rid of all the winches that have stopped you from being a millionaire this long.

He just got an email from Australia offering him a $3m contract? 

He thinks it is the desperate mugus of Losers Chapel that will believe any apocryphal "fruit" and "miracle" story he is talking to. 

A fcking ediot! My education is not at the quality level of bankylan.

stagger:
A creti[i]n[/i]ous im[i]b[/i]ecile like Sagamite will never understand what you are saying, and that is why I have decided not to waste my time anymore.

As for me, I will be a Winner for life. I am seeing the blessings of God hitting me from left right and centre. Today I got an email from a company in Australia offering me a contract worth $3m.

When I get such blessings from the God of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Adeboye and Oyedepo, who is also my God, making me a blessing to many people, why should I even bother about what the jealous people here are saying about men who are irreversibly blessed by God?

It is those who decide to serve the devil by joining covens to practice witchcraft that I am sorry for, because they will receive more slaps when they refuse to repent.

What happened to that witch is a lesson that many should learn. If you are a witch out there, better avoid Winners; dangerous physical and spiritual slaps await you!

With this, I end my contributions to anything on this topic. Those who want to continue the campaign of calumny on the Bishop, I say good luck to them. No one can rub off the oil that God has rubbed on a man, except God Himself!

Bloody cretin!

Part of the scam machine of Losers Chapel!

$3m contract my arse!

The same cretins that see a 5yr 7months pregnant women!

FOOOL! Tell that to the likes of bankylan with their dodgy BSc and MBA from failed institutions so that they can fork out their money because of fear.

Winches!

bankylan:
@ Sagamite, I am on leave, and that is why I have time to address someone like you. One thing I want you to know is that, there are thousands who are more educated than you, richer than you by all standards, and more enlightened than you that are workers and worshipers in Winner's chapel. Why do you think they chose to serve God in this church?
In my own church, I see millionaires, and CEOs, the 'haves and the have not' serving God fervently. To talk about myself, I have a B.SC degree, and MBA degree, I work in Lagos, married with a kid. I currently consult for big organizations, and I serve in the house of God, and I am very comfortable with my job,  So, you can't in any way define me as someone who is not liberated financially or socially.
I don't know your level of education, but I am sure that you can't be that educated to justify an attack on the man of God. Maybe, you are not a xtian, but if you are, then I am sure you are still not born again. If you claim to be born again, them maybe it is a case of mental disorder as no sane real xtian will attack the man of God verbally.
    I have offered my advice, if you and your likes will not desist, then-be prepared for what to befall you.

You are a cretin!

You can not be half as enlightened as my 10-day old poo if you work or worship at Winner Losers Chapel.

If you like have Trillionaires at Losers Chapel, so the fck what? You have a BSc and an MBA but yet believe in "Winches" and "Curses"? You give your money to a Con man to buy private jet? And think you are enlightened? Which quack places gave you degrees? FOOOL!

Bloody semi-literate illiterate!

Shola2009:
We're finished ooo . .smh
See the thousands of mugus in that church or is it stadium, hailing the man.Calling someone witch and assaulting the person on-top. Na so Jesus teach the, na. To say that our enemies must die by fire and all what-not ,instead of praying for them. By slapping and assaulting people to cast out demons. smh.

They are desperate, deluded mooorons!

bankylan:
@ Omosexy1, Go to your knees now and ask God for forgiveness? I can give you my phone number if you want to contact me. Write this down today, A time is coming in your life where you will be looking for a man of God to pray for you, You can tell me to go to hell, you can say all sorts of things, But I want you to know that you have done what God hates most.
Upcoming events in your life will make you understand this better. My worst fear for you is your generation to come. They will have to wrestle in spirit for the curse to have not effect on their lives. You have activated eternal curses with dangerous consequences,  Act now, I advise, act now, I advise, act now, You can say anything, but not to someone with God's ordination.

You are a cretin!

The fears, pressures and uncertainty of Nigerian life combined with poor mind development is what has turned you into this scared cat that is looking for and anticipating looking for metaphysical intervention. The same combination that your thieving Men of Con use to effectively scare you and milk your dumb arse.

Moooron! Curse ko, cuss cuss ni!

Fcking Ediot!

Gadols:
I give and i am blessed. Unfortunately, you and your misguided friends cant change the course. Its a wave of glory sweeping through us. I wish you can see it. I am blessed beyond any curse. Winners are blessed.

More like wave of idiocy.

I see it very well: A mugu being swindled while still suffering and smiling.

Mugu are mugus.

Gadols:
What a show of ignorance!!!
I am richly blessed and i wish you knew me, some of these comments you made will make you weep.
I am not just blessed, i am a blessing too.
I am not hungry, i dont beg and for sure my generations to come will not beg.
God has blessed us and why cant i move to another level of Gory? Its not your problem, is it?

I am a winner and rightly so.

You are a mooron and rightly so.

houvest:
As much as I disagree with the Bishop's slap on the woman,  I really pity some folks on this thread. Too much youthful exuberance is making them bring curses upon themselves. Is it too much for you to dis agree with the Man of God without calling him names and other curses.

Who are you to judge someone else's servant? To his own master he stands or falls. And he will stand, for the Lord is able to make him stand.
Romans 14.4.

Let not freedom of speech make you bring curses on yourself and family.

You are a mooron!

Man of Con, not Man of God!

Stop giving your money to moronic swindlers.

Your life would be no more better than mine. You have no advantage with your religious junk. And there is nothing like curse!

Pastor Kun:
The above testimony is a very shallow, daft and poorly conceived lie   there is no way doctors would not have perfromed a caeserian section operation on the lady if she hadn't delivered her baby after 10 months. Do you people have to spread lies just to promote the business interests of Oledepo you people are an embarassment to the christian faith. And you keep giving Atheist and muslims ammunition to ridicle us.

Only cretins like the ones Oyedepo milks would believe such a moronic story.

A woman is pregnant for 5 years? Apart from it not biologically possible (obviously cretinous illiterates will not know that), the woman would be in a wheelbarrow as the child would have grown to a 5 year old inside her. That is a big pregnancy belly.

Utter FOOOOOLS!

CRETINS!

Gadols:
The God of my father Bishop David Oyedepo bless you all and may His blessings be your portion in the new year.

May you get a new brain the new year and stop being as dumb as a goat!

Gadols:
5 Years, 7 Months Pregnancy Delivered
Date : March 9, 2011

I want to appreciate God for what He did in my family. My elder brother’s wife was pregnant for five years and seven months, but no delivery. As a pastor and a member of the Winners’ Chapel, it became a reproach, disgrace and shame to the ministry I represent.

I went and anointed the tummy of my brother’s wife and two weeks after, I was called and told that she has delivered a bouncing baby girl. The mother and the baby are hale and hearty, I want to return the praise to God, it was His doing. Halleluyah.

Uzor K. K.

Moronic mugu!

Gadols:
Shiloh 2011 – Huge Success
Date : December 11, 2011

At Shiloh 2011, God has proved himself to be a God of greater Glory.
There was huge harvest of testimonies, miracles and lots of greater moves of God. We also had a great harvest of souls more than ever in history.

Pastor E.A. Adeboye was also a tool of God’s blessing to the great event.

The event saw to the live streaming of multiple international locations connecting to and fro canaanland and there was a total hit of 123,997 within just few days on the website as people from almost everywhere on earth were connected to watch the service online.

This is all God’s doing and we return ALL GLORY back to GOD for his move

Bloody cretin!

FOOOL!

ifihearam:
I would first have loved to know on what ground the girl came out.

Secondly I would have loved to know on what ground she was slapped. Was it out of personal anger or a spiritual slap. I first assumed it was a personal fleshly anger but now I heard the man of God say it's a spiritual slap. Cool



Listen up
I WAS THERE WHEN HE SLAPPED HER
WHEN HE MADE THE ALTER CALL AND SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED WITCHES AND WIZARD SHE ASKED ONE OF THEM WHY SHE WAS A WITCH HER RESPONSE WAS "I AM A WITCH FOR CHRIST"AND THAT LANDED HER INTO A GOOD DOSE OD SLAP FOR CLAIMING TO BE A WITCH FOR CHRIST.

MY OPINION.

FIRSTLY.IF THE WITCHES WERE POWERFUL AS THEY CLAIM THEY SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT BACK OR RESCINDED BUT THEY DID NOT
THEY SHOULD ALSO CME OUT AND SAY OTHER WISE OR MAKE AN HEADLINE IN THE DAILIES BY SLAPPING HIM BACK ABI?

TO THOSE WHO SAYS ITS PRIDE OR ARROGANCE YOU SHOULD REMEMBER THIS MAN GATHERS 150 000 PEOPLE EVERY SUNDAY AND YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
IF ITS THAT EASY THEN GATHER 50 PEOPLE DAILY FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE ON

IDIOTS

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You should be bounded up.

Taking to a secure government scientific laboratory.

Have you brains blown up with a shotgun and the place disinfected quickly with acid so the unique reetard virus you have does not contaminate the world.

The first track was so basic and poor it was shocking. Anyone could have churned out those lyrics on a 30min ride on an Okada.

He redeemed himself with the 2nd and 4th tracks. Quite good.

That said, by and large, I expect this guy to disappear from the scene soon except he changes strategy. He is just too western-wannabee in his whole vibes. Comes across as prententious music, not original, not ejinle (local). These kinds of music are out of fashion in Africa. It is just not "Naija enough". People need to study their market and ensure their product fits the needs.

He either Naijararises his stuff well or go on X-factor and find a new (Western) market, otherwise I hope he has his degree certifcates already.

buzugee:
eku aro bros   that means 'good morning' for the unenlightened

E kaa'ro, sir. E ku Yankee.

pendo89:
very shallow preaching.

Yet you have hoardes of cretins filling up his auditorium.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9802477#msg9802477 date=1324377193]The girl herself has gotten sense but her supporters are still screamnig themselves hoarse.

When a member of her coven handles you its this same oyedepo you'll call on in fright.

Though some witches are also on the thread sha.

Many of them sef.[/quote]Only a mentally disturbed person would believe a coven is disturbing them. Worse still, only a cretin will go to this charlatan fraudster arsewipe to get help for the illusions.

Our legislators just gave us a good opportunity to avoid sick stories like this.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57345168-504083/calif-teen-brandon-mcinerney-sentenced-to-21-years-for-point-blank-murder-of-gay-classmate/?tag=pop;stories

Ola one:
I have really really missed moi Stranger

I like his no-holds-barred approach. Hmmmm. May be he's back sha

You mean his moronic, all-senses-barred approach of a hood rat?

The cap28s and Roland17s of North Korea mourning the dead "Great Leader". 

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chika98:
Buahahahahahahaahaaa really?

I swear!

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nnemdi21:
@SAGAMITE, LMAOO, I AM REALLY NOT DOING SHAKARA,  I'M SURE STEVE IS AN AMAZING GUY , BUT,
I JUST HAVE NEVER MET SOME1 ONLINE BEFORE, THE IDEA OF ONLINE DATING OR MEETING SOME1 ONLINE SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME

And so?

You think all or most of the humans beings on Earth that go online are psychos? No be people like you, me and steve that are online?

I can speak for myself, I am very hot and any woman will desire me. I pretty sure steve is a good looking man too, but you will never know unless you at least get some initial contact.

This is the world of technology. You can engage remotely (Instant messager, skype, bb etc), so what is the harm in chatting on the phone or camera?

Abegi! Start initiating. Both of you put your emails on your profile.

Lasinoh:
Is the word 'cretin' new to your extremely limited vocab?
Of course I know I have to wait for the police investigations. . . .
But why don't I have a little fun with syndicated dim-wits like you while we are waiting huh?
Here goes: Even in the civilized world. . . most homicides are committed by close relatives and friends.
A grieving family may not be a grieving family after all. . . just sayin'!

Only a 'grieving family' knows why they are grieving. . .
Are you trying to tell us something?
Has the body been hiding under the basement of the 'grieving family'?
Was it the 'outer body' experience that was seen jumping over that bridge by pedestrians and motorists?
I mean. . . the use of 'juju'? Aka 'African magic or remote control'?

You are a cretin!

nnemdi21:
no i'm not

See you.

Dem dey try hit on you, you dey front.

You dey shakara.

Yeye girl.

"No tosh me o"

"Steve na wah o"

"Why you wan know where live o"

Na Shakara!

You better start responding "right" to his enquiries.

chillbabe:
One dumb Bottom made that statement in the early reply's and I hear it often here in Nigeria. Am based in Abuja and yeah I enjoy it,apart from the people who are trying to convince me from throwing my culture overboard and become a real Nigerian lol I think eating the food is good enough don't u think Sagamite

Keep your culture, sweetie. Don't let any busybody, intrusive ediot tell you what you should be.

Your only obligation is to respect the local people's right to express and engage in their culture. You owe no one the necessity to join in, if you don't want to.

If you prefer all things Dutch to all things Nigerian, nothing wrong with that. It is your preference.