₦airaland Forum

davodguy:
i do not understand why some auto dealers in our forum are ridiculous and greedy.

why will u want to sell naija used cars older than 12-15 years almost the same price as tokonbo ones? some of these cars one may still need to spend above 50K to get them to taste.

Image a registered Bulldog going for 650K. My friend bought a car from a dealer here in 2008 and ended up spending 82K on it despite buying at high price.

Repent now for the kindom of boko haram is near by

dayokanu:
^^ is this fstranger? I doubt it

Stranger is more caustic and would have been on Sagamite and ektbears case by now

Won o bi da (Dem no born am well) to try that!

He knows if he comes my way he would get an intellectual flogging and then a ban.

It is as guaranteed as an American government treasury bill.

Ola one:

On a more serious note. You should not be laughing at or encouraging the behaviours like that of the foool, fstranger.

Ever wondered what kind of foools followed Hitler's instructions with zeal or took machetes to hack their neighbours and friends in Rwanda?

When you meet moorons like fstranger, Wily Wily, Nchara and co, then you see your answer.

To you it might be funny now until arseholes like that get weapons. Groups that have been harmed don't turn around to clarify which are the good and which are the bad from the other group that harmed them. Go and ask the Igbos or even the South Southerners when some arsehole coup plotists decided to kill Northern power-brokers. They did not turnaround to say these igbos had nothing to do with it, these do. Not even to say Ibibio, Ijaw etc are not igbos.

Don't be laughing at such idiocy of moorons like fstranger.

mail4gift2:
Its obvious that most of you guys here don't know anything about North Korea. the only people that benefit from the Government are those that work for the Government. North Koreans don't know what is called Google, they don't use cell phones, they still think Michael Jackson is alive 

North Korea is still in what most people call STONE AGE.

The reason why North Koreans cry during the funeral of their president is cos you will be killed if you don't, they live in fear, great fear, you can ask those that deflected to South Korea and they will tell you the REAL North Korea.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxLBywKrTf4&feature=fvst&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fresults%3Fsearch_query%3DNorth%2BKorea%26oq%3DNorth%2BKorea%26aq%3Df%26aqi%3Dg-z1g1g-z1g1g-z1g2g-s1g1g-s1%26aql%3D%26gs_sm%3De%26gs_upl%3D28810l30307l0l30652l11l6l0l0l0l0l549l549l5-1l1l0

How I wish we could throw Naledi14 into the country and have her live there before she opens her mouth to talk utter crap!

Lets see whether she would know what internet is or even what a 21st century hollywood film is.

Naledi14:
Propaganda is what western media feeds people. People express thr grief no it surely must be staged! Like seriously?? North koreans where starving because they are not willing to be puppets like some nations mine included to other nations. thy wer starving because no one must have nuclear weapons except the US gosh some peoples gullability to western propaganda is astounding sometimes i feel like people are automated dolls programmed to say the exactly the same things concerning certain issues. To me those tears looked genuine maybe he wasnt the best of leaders but those tears looked real enough seriously in that could weather i would have just stayed inside my house rather go out and '' act'' like some people so easily believe.

You are an ediot!

It is the West that gave them communism?

It is the West that gave them bad, heartless leaders?

It is the West that gave them a government that intentionally does not want them to be developed so a family can hold on to power?

It is the West that gave them leaders that will not let people out of the country so that they can not see how they are suffering?

It is the West that gave them leaders that only allow sycophants the rights to live in the capital (the only place where life is bearable)?

It is the West that gave them leaders that will spend money on nuclear weapons while the population starve?

You are too stewpid to be able to spot natural grief? You think it is possible for all humans in a region to have extravagant grief for such poor leaders? Not even a single sight of controlled grief and you believe it is not staged? What root vegetables do you have as brains?

You are bloody so ignorant you don't know they are likely to punish people that do not show grief? If you are North Korean, you dare stay in your house and see how your life and descendent's lives will be destroyed in seconds as the powerbrokers banish you to misery outside the capital after you are jailed for a few years.

See her mouth: 'I would have just stayed inside my house rather go out and '' act'' like some people so easily believe.'

Let them find you in your house. Let them DARE find you in your house.

Shut up and stop having opinions on things you know nothing about.

The burial ceremony of one of the great leaders of our time according to people like cap28.

Another ediot that married early: Ashley Cole.

gozzilla:
You speak hastily. I have not asked that the actions of our leaders not be questioned far from it. What I am against, is the use of offensive language against a constituted authority. No matter how you frame it all in the name of freedom of speech, it is wrong.

I will always use the illustration of the average Nigerian that will insult the Nigerian policeman, but will not be bold to question that same police man on the reason for his action. Insults is wasted energy. Lets channel that energy to better things. When we end up insulting one another, we create fences where we should be mending them and forging ahead.

We need selfless men. Men in the mould of Martin Luther King. Men who will fight for a cause and be above reproach. A man that shoots insults like you do will never qualify. We need leaders - initiators, not critics. Every man can be a critic. Not every man can lead. Always remember maturity is not in content alone, presentation is half of it.

You are a cretin!

You still continue pulling shyt from your arse and dogmatically claim it is opinions!

The same people that loot public funds and then use it to leave opulently to show they are "achievers" are the people you condemn us for insulting?

The same people that loot public funds and destroy our education leading to Boko Harams and MENDs are the people you condemn us for insulting?

The same people that loot public funds and gives us bad roads that kill thousands while they use siren to tell you to get out of the road are the people you condemn us for insulting?

The same people that loot public funds and create so much misery that leads to crime while they surround themselves with police/army are the people you condemn us for insulting?

The same people that loot public funds, destroy the society and then come back to use the money to get elected are the people you condemn us for insulting?

You are a FOOOOL!

Now you are trying to define leadership? You are the one trying to state what would work?

What a reetard!

gozzilla:
I think the nation will do well in my hands than in the hands of fellows whose first word out of their mouth is a curse word. I love all your logical reason, but I still can not understand what we find so nice in cursing. In calling a fellow human a cretin or some other name. It saddens the heart.

I would rather a man that fights for what he believes than a man that fights against all he does not believe. You all claim to believe in nothing yet you keep telling us that believe in something, how wrong we are.

I want to know what you guys believe. You do not think this men are men of God, what then do you think. Are you guys atheist or traditionalist. What are you?

You are a cretin!

A cretin that believes in non-condemnation of so-called leaders is the same that said a nation would be good in his hands?

Mooron, you think being like North Korea is that good?

I am fighting right here for what I believe. No mooron should have a right to vote. Your opinions are worthless and should not be heard. That is what I believe. Leave thinking to us in the clerisy and wait for instructiond for you to follow when we decide. Fck democracy, lets introduce geniocracy.

People think if they speak politely that makes them intelligent despite the fact their nicely delivered opinion is pulled out of their arse and reeks of idiocy.

Make sense and I would respect you. Talk like a cretin and I will call you just that. Content is far more important than presentation.

musKeeto:
You're supposed to be a Christian, Christ-like,  yet all the verses you posted are from the Old testament.

Other verses in the Old Testament include

Don’t cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)

People who are blind or lame cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)

If you find out a city worships a different god, destroy the city and kill all of it’s inhabitants… even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15)

Kill anyone with a different religion. (Deuteronomy 17:2-7)

For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death. (Exodus 35:2)

If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his Cores, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity. (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)

If anyone, even your own family suggests worshipping another God, kill them. (Deuteronomy 13:6-10)


Expecting your reply. Also tilapia's and Image123 (if he's still available)

When I say the Bible (and the Quran) is full of junk, they would open their mouths in shock and then follow it with "blasphemy".

Continue letting  your life be run by statements of some delusional, silly or even outrightly fraudulent medieval mugus claiming God instructed them to tell you. Worse still, medieval mugus from another part of the world and ancestors of other people.

Religion my arse!

No one knows ANYTHING about God!

gozzilla:
I am surprised at the level of decay our society keeps slipping in to.

You have to understand that God not only talks about Pastors (or men of God) being given such high esteem, it talks about us respecting all authority. It means it is also not very wise to insult your leaders, even the so called elected one.

These things are so spiritual, there is no way to explain it logically. Remember it is like creation, so spiritual, that all attempt at a logical explanation fails or falls short.

You are a cretin!

I am annoyed you have a right to vote!

You are reetarded!

These kinds of foools need to be taken somewhere and shot or gassed to boost humanity.

@ Blood Shed

I just clicked on your videos. This was well deserved.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpL9jJkROps&feature=youtu.be

Bloody arse ghetto skanks deserved what they got.

@topic

Hell No!

Maths has hardly anything to do with programming. There are applications that need maths ability but not all.

It is good to know maths for programming but you surely don't have to be a maths guru.

What you need for programming is worldly experience & observation, aptitude for systems thinking (i.e. thinking about how different modules in a system interact and work together efficiently) and how systems will be and can be used.

Good programmers have comprehensive thinking. They are gurus in understanding the total possible usage and using style of a system by people.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9845480#msg9845480 date=1325017295][size=16pt]SAGAMITE[/size]


WERE NI E.


WERE ITA GBANGBA.

IF ONLY A MINISTER [OR WHOEVER RAISED YOU ASSUMING THEY HAD THE TIME IN BETWEEN STREETWALKING] HAD DEALT YOU A FEW WELL EARNED SLAPS LONG BEFORE NOW YOU WOULDNT BE AS PATHETIC AS YOU ARE.


I SUGGEST YOU STICK TO OGLING N.AKED TRANSEXUALS AND WAANKING OFF TO THEIR PHOTOS BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU SUCK [PUN INTENDED] AT EVERYTHING ELSE.[/quote]You are a cretin!

Say "Yes, Sir!"

Ori e o pe. FOOOOL!

What makes you think I have interest in ogling you?

Why will I want to put such pain on myself?

Is this winch disturbing you that badly!

Morono! I am YOUR GOOOOOOD!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9845367#msg9845367 date=1325016180]^^you are nothing but a dingbat.


repeat that after me until it sinks into your godforsaken brain.


your witch of a mother and the witches who made you a godforsaken okobo destined to wander aimlessly through life while chanting "ayam God, ayam God ayam God" should take you to oyedepo to slap grey matter back into your s.tupid empty skull.


iwin!!!!!!


go and gather your army- I'm waiting!!!!!


aye gbogbo yin ti fo sonu!

dingbat!![/quote]You are a cretin!

Say "Yes, Sir!"

Ori e o pe. FOOOOL!

Continue describing your mother, no wonder you so strongly believe in winch!

MOORON!

Continue your blasphemy and see whether you will reach heaven without worshipping me.

Wicked, heartless soul. You can label other people's children winch, but you will not accept yours can be one.

Arsewipes like you are the ones torturing kids in Calabar all in the name of winch!

Useless dumb human beings.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9845275#msg9845275 date=1325015302]if seun osewa himself is not mad, why is nairaland populated by majorly mad people?

what kind of freak show goes around typing I am GOD, and preening himself like some drug addicted baboon, yet would still have the audacity to start confronting others as if he himself is normal?

awon were ita gbangba ti internet ti bo asiri oshi won.

being on the internet and giving orders to useless bats to congregate together in witchiness to attack others, gives you some frigging wings and you now consider yourself something? [/quote]I am your GOD!

Ori e o pe!

Your brain power is too low to be of the same mortality as me.

Fcking worship GOD!

BOW! FOOOL!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9845144#msg9845144 date=1325013859][size=16pt]SAGAMITE[/size]

answer my own question you m.oron!!!!


IF YOUR CHILD OR YOU YOURSELF TELLS YOUR PASTOR YOU'RE A FREAKING WITCH OR A TIN GOD, WHY SHOULDNT SOMEBODY SLAP THE DEMON OUT OF YOUR ACCURSED SOUL!!

you need help, you sicko!!!

who do you think you're trying to intimidate here? Ori e daru lai!!!

cowardly goat!!![/quote]You are a cretin!

Say "Yes, Sir!"

Ori e o pe. FOOOOL!

The winch you think is after you finally got you? Your prayers failed? Bloody illiterate.

You are now seeing things that are not there? Because of winch?

MOORON, answer my question: So if your pastor told you your child was a witch, what will you do?

^^^ The mugu is calling me a coward. Coward to who?

Abi o ri o pe? (Im head no correct)

Winch ti mu? (Winch don catch am)

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9844070#msg9844070 date=1325002824][size=16pt]SAGAMITE[/size]



stick to one id and stop being a useless coward.


answer the questions i put to you!!!!!


and may what you plan for others constantly be your portion!!!!![/quote]Have you lost  your mind or something?

You smoking shyt you should not smoke?

You are officially mad?

The winches you are saying are after you finally won over Pastor and prayers?


[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9844023#msg9844023 date=1325002213][size=16pt]SAGAMITE,[/size]




  read that exchange again, then fill me in on your train of thought.

right now, you are disconnected from logical thinking.


enlighten me.[/quote]I am asking you a simple question.

So if your pastor told you your child was a witch, what will you do?

It is a fcking simple question.

Answer the fcking simple question.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9843454#msg9843454 date=1324995678]i thought you were familiar with english language.

did oyedepo tell the girl she's a witch?


the way you yourself label people here and instigate others to attack them- how is that different from your upbringing where you were labelled a witch?[/quote]That is not what I asked you. Fck what reetardepo said.

I asked you:

Sagamite:
So if your pastor told you your child was a witch, what will you do?

I take it you can read or do you want it translated to Yoruba?

It is a very simple question, not rocket science exam.

lurkee:
A consultant in business/economic/financial matters. I like the thought of him working independently and having people pay him for his brain/intelligent ideas. That's sexy! 

Yeah, girl!

Here I am, baby. All I bring to the table is brains, not products or craft.

This girl understands what sexy is.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9840512#msg9840512 date=1324948240]Is that so.[/quote]So if your pastor told you your child was a witch, what will you do?

safarigirl:
@ sagamite, i'm speaking for myself here, i'm ΩØƚ complex, very easy to understand if you bother to try, my problem is most guys don't bother to try, they think everything should come with an instruction book like their gadgets

You say you are not complex to understand but yet you are using symbols I don't even understand. 

More seriously, in term of "bother to try", we men have male friends and get along fine with them most times. We never need to bother to try and understand them, they are just very similar to the instruction books we are used to where when they say A it is A and C is C. So why can't women be like that, why is that their instruction book is so faulty to the point saying A can mean one of A, a, ɐ, Ä, ä, ã, ɐ̃, á, â or even B.

Make una write this instruction manual. 

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=828736.msg9840400#msg9840400 date=1324945835]Sagamite why do you keep referring to yourself as a god?

Because of your minions who obey your commands?[/quote]Because I am.

I am worthy of worship, that is the classification qualification of a God.

Image123:
And to sagamite, i said "IT SEEMS the girl is silent and CONTENT". Note the words in capital letters and perhaps seek their meaning. I don't think your examples are CONTENT or even silent btw. And consider/context that i was making a comparison to musKeeto(a christian) on the girl's behaviour, and the behaviour musKeeto &friends are clamouring for.
So, to tavon, i sincerely hope that you're not yet a graduate? It'd be sorry if you're as you still have A LOT of learning to do.
Plus, we don't only have witches in Africa, you need exposure, many of you. And the girl did not come for help, she was in hiding until called out. She was defending her position as a witch, not seeking 'deliverance'. You don't understand these things, go and do something profitable with your life.

You are a cretin!

It is obvious you think if she is not complaining then it is not a problem.

You think like that because you are an illiterate undercivlised foool!

Image123:
You overrate yourself, saga. You're just a self conceited boy, either afraid or crippled by finances to find his way to canaanland. Go to canaanland dear, fear not. The only heat felt is in your blood. It's your blood pressure rising. Beware, lest you get so sick that you're folks carry you to(your dream) canaanland. O happy day that fixed your choice.

I am your God, of course I am entitled to be conceited.

Cretin!

Tell Ole-depo to take the funds he looted from you to come and to London and meet me na. Is he scared? If I came to canaan land, he would end up in hospital and will die due to the poor health sector. If you love and worship him that much, you will consider the NHS might save him.

Go and tell the arsewipe to come to London, we are waiting.

Image123:
You're being seriously hampered by your poor grasp of the english language, or a misunderstanding of what has been said. I doubt that i've either said it was WRONG or RIGHT to slap the girl. To help you, in summarY what i've said is 'what's exactly is all the noise here about?' And that he(Oyedepo) did not slap her(the self acclaimed witch) because she was poor or female. If you, the rich one goes today to canaanland and tell Oyedepo that you're a witch for Jesus, he'll also slap you, and perhaps add some knocks, headboots and few curses. And you know already what your parents and relatives will do. They'll come begging. So beat it mr.Londoner na only me go skool and abroad.

You are a cretin! This is what you said:

Image123:
Muskeeto, i did not edit nor modify any of my posts, not on this thread. The girl said "i am a winch". I did not label her one. The girl's silent and content it seems, but it's the christains here screaming 'unacceptable', you have to fight back, sue him, bla bla. Telling her to do what you would not do. I dey come.

safarigirl:
Companionship, honesty ǡŋ₫ understanding- three things men unfortunately can't find their way around

Companionship - make yourself toleratable.

Honesty - are you honest yourself.

Understanding - when even you yourself will be the first to scream "women are complex". Decomplex yourself and come back.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=830669.msg9839004#msg9839004 date=1324924871]Girls beware, most of the guys here talking about their 6' are short- they are either at average height or below. A 5'7 gets on internet and become 6'7. . wth![/quote]

I am yet to see a woman below 5'8 that has told me their height correctly in real life.

Guys are worse on the net. I remember one on NL say he is 6'1 and well the thread was ongoing, he said he is 181cm. I come tell say "Shoo, bros, 181cm is 5'11 na". To me, im no know im height and just pick height from thin air, or im get just they lie. I am sure he is not up to that 5'11.

Dunddy:
hmmmm so sad.

i guess someone of my stature (5.5" and slim) may as well forget about having a lady.
but come to think of it, i have never at one time dated and girl of my height or shorter. they have always been much taller (min of 5.6".

truth is, height is just a minute factor of what turns a girl on (IMO as ive seen). a lotta other things come into play.
height takes just about 5-10% of total outlook. the rest is composed of facial beauty, body build, charisma/ attitude, dressing, confidence/composure, intelligence, humour, romance, ambitions, temperament e.t.c.

having a good height is good but not necessarily a sole source of attraction.

I need to see your game with Orikinla's woman.

Gadols:
I LOVE MY BISHOP
I LOVE DAVID OYEDEPO
I LOVE WINNERS
I AM A WINNER

LET ALL THE WITCHES BURY THEIR HEADS IN SHAME.

Bloody illiterate foool!

Winches!

jaydude:
Na wah oohhh! Oyedepo is in his comfortable abode probably doing sum useful stuffs, n u guys are here wasting your internet connection hours arguing over an issue that is of no relevance.its so funny! Whether u insult oyedepo from now till thy kingdom come,it will neither reduce or increase him,so what is it for heavens sake! Dis incidence happened @ shiloh about 2 years back, and dis years shiloh even had a higher turn out, so wot are u guys killing urselves over ooh! You all are condemning him, wot of urselves? According 2 Jesus christ, whoeva is not guilty should cast the first stone, moreover God says do not judge! Face
your own xtian lives, on d last day, nothing go concern u and oyedepo oo,u will answer your own query! So u guys shuld allow peace reign and rest oooh!

You are a cretin!

We are educating potential moroons like you and knocking sense into existing moorons head with our screams and sermons.

I know for A FACT they are shaking in their fake altars especially about what I say on NL. They hate my attack on, exposure and insult of their fraudulent acts. Those on NL that know know!

They are well aware googling of their name brings up a lot of NL threads and I am usually their to expose their criminality.

Wait till I get on a even bigger platform than NL and you will see if your mooronic pastors will not feel the heat.

Image123:
Muskeeto, i did not edit nor modify any of my posts, not on this thread. The girl said "i am a winch". I did not label her one. The girl's silent and content it seems, but it's the christains here screaming 'unacceptable', you have to fight back, sue him, bla bla. Telling her to do what you would not do. I dey come.

The girl is silent and content?

And so?

YOU ARE A CRETIN!

And so?

That stops slapping her from being wrong?

YOU ARE A MOORON!

Have you thought (I guess hell no should be screamed when this verb is used for you) in your daft head of why she might silent and content?

Because of the hopelessness and powerlessness of the underpriviledged against the rich in Nigeria?

Because of the fact rich, corrupt arsewipes like Ole-depo have beaten and killed the self-esteem of the poor masses to the point they don't know their rights or believe in having rights?

FOOOL, so because poor Nigerian pay police bribe to get loved ones locked up for no reason out of jail and are silent and content when he is released, that makes it OK?

FOOOL, so because Nigerian pensioners pay bribe to be able to get their gratuity and pension entitlements they worked for and are silent and content when it is paid, that makes it OK?

DO YOU STILL WONDER WHY I CALL YOUR KIND CRETINS?

geominas:
Hi Bejo, sure I did and graduated 2 years ago, wonder how times fly huh?, were you part of the discussion stream then?

So where are ya now and what ya doing?

Hi geo.

So can you give a brief overview of the class destination and current activities.

Toronto123:
@Image123 if you can read please read what our dear friend KA24DETT wrote. @Image123 you are the typical ignorant Nigerian pushing the country backwards, if you really have a BSC and MBA as you claim, i think its crucial that your university revoke your degrees cos you are a disgrace.

It was not him that claimed BSc and MBA, it was another foool called bankylan on a page between 5 and 8 of this thread.

That mooron said it with so much confidence I was shocked. Then tried to lie it was from HEC.