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crackhaus:
I dare you chicken, define polygamy or forever remain my b1tch...

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Where did you learn polygamy is marriage?

crackhaus:
Like the agama lizard that nods its head for jumping down a tree when no one else applauds it...

Apart from being a phaggit whinger, you clearly suffer a severe form of bipolar disorder.

Who is suffering?

Me or a dumb fuuktard being publicly humiliated after I boasted I would publicly humiliate him?

On this NAIRALAND, I will emasculate your dumb arsse.

Watch!

I am your new NEMESIS!

crackhaus:
Who asked you to define conjunction?
You are still trying to prove to me how smart you are?

Saga-tinyweenie-mite, tell us in plain language what your intelligence has done for you apart from being a stowaway on a canoe to cross into Europe...
You think intelligence is typing fvcktard, cretinous, and moronic on NL for years?

You're my b1tch forever on NL for still trying to impress me with akara-seller logic.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Was it Mama Piss authored textbooks you used to learn what Intelligence is?

Mama Piss who you regard as the "achiever"?

She did not teach you what "OR" means?

Can you see how easy it is to intellectually bully you?

YOU ARE IN SOUP!

njokusboy, I seeeeeeeee you.

Feel free to join in.

Defend your local beer parlour genius.

BRAVOOO!

crackhaus:
Are you writing less words and sentences already?

Define polygamy and humiliate yourself...I'm only providing the rope, you must hang yourself for goofing here today..

Oya define polygamy, I dare you phaggit!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Tell us:

So are you the pastor marrying animals off and hence qualifying them as polygamous?

Which Okrika English Dictionary did Mama Piss use to teach you?

Kai! Saga you are mean o!

crackhaus:
Did an armed robber steal your toy gun?

Why did you leave out the second part of the definition, you don't like that one?

Now tell us what saga-tinyweenie-mite has achieved with his intelligence so far apart from being behind on his rent in that council flat he shared with like 50 other sagamu immigrants?

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

What did I say?

The more you talk, the more I shall humiliate you.

Cretin, when you use "OR", you did not know what that conjunction means?

You did not know when the condition of one of the assertions is met, the other becomes redundant when you use such a conjunction?

Product of Mama Piss-run education system!

"They are sharing blood" graduate!

Fuuktard, did I not tell you that you were a cretinous fuuktard?

Can you see how easy it is for me to humiliate you?

crackhaus:
This is what happens when one struggling immigrant living in a council flat can't come to terms with how much of a disappointment he is to his family...

So you want to start another definition for polygamy just to defend yourself and your dwindling self-esteem?

Oya, define polygamy genius... I'm waiting!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Which Okrika English Dictionary did Mama Piss use to teach you what being polygamous is?

crackhaus:
My measure of intelligence is by how someone makes a comfortable life for themselves OR by how much contribution they've made to the society in terms of science, technology, or the arts...

Not that I expected a cockroach immigrant school dropout to know that.

But please tell us b1tch, what is the measure of your own much-hyped intelligence?
Repeating moronic, cretinous, fvcktard? Is that it?

Phaggit whinger!
I know you're behind on your rent, go pay up c0cksucker.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So I am now forcing you to think before you talk?

Kai!

My Belle o, my head o.

Unfortunately for your dumb arsse, you are too daft for your thinking to even matter.

Lets run through your cretinous definition of Intelligence.

"My measure of intelligence is by how someone makes a comfortable life for themselves OR by how much contribution they've made to the society in terms of science, technology, or the arts..."

So cretinous fuuktard, an armed robber who makes a comfortable life for himself is intelligent then?

Can you see what happens when a cretin tries to give a definition?

crackhaus, you are on the Sagamite suya grill.

Fire go burn you.

crackhaus:
You're actually humiliating yourself...

Everyone but you knows that polygamy is marriage to more than one partner, not the desire to mate with more than one partner.

And you're still replying trying to grasp to whatever you can hold on to so you won't drown...

Admit it whinger, you goofed.
Polygamy is marriage, not desire...

Phaggit!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Which "everyone"?

The typical "fact" of a product of a failed education system.

So are you the pastor marrying animals off and hence qualifying them as polygamous?

Which Okrika English Dictionary did Mama Piss use to teach you?

Fuuktard says: Polygamy is marriage.

I am your new nemesis!

https://www.nairaland.com/2491352/women-designed-seek-multiple-partners/8#39308336

The more you talk, the more I will humiliate you.

Unfortunately, you are too cretinous, it is quite easy.

crackhaus:
Well we're not talking of armed robbers here, are we?
We're talking of supposedly unintelligent people who despite their unintelligence, became popular and rich... Achievers in their own way b1tch.

Where does this leave saga-tinyweenie-mite?
Does your intelligence even pay your bills, aren't you behind on your rent in your one-room cubicle?

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is your measure of intelligence not by how much millions someone has made, cretin?

Product of a failed education system?

crackhaus:
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This c0cksucker is going to get a migraine on account of my superior reasoning...now you have resorted to stalking, no?

Well, saga-tinyweenie-mite you need to understand that whatever crackhaus types on NL, he thought of every possible angle it could be disputed.

Polygamy isn't a desire to mate with more than one partner dvmbfvck, it is the actual marriage to more than one partner...

But I didn't expect an immigrant school dropout to know this...

You're inherently stvpid at the end of the day, this much is certain..

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So do animals that are not humans marry?

So why are they regarded as polygamous?

Moronic fuuktard, can you see how easy it is for me to humiliate you now?

crackhaus:
Still feeding off the leftovers boy..

How else can you explain that she makes millions, while you're on NL repeating moronic, fvcktard, cretinous, day in and day out without so much as a dime to your unknown name?

Answer that, genius..

You are a cretinous fuukard!

Can you now see why I said if they added all your lineage's intelligence together, you will be dumber than me?

I am sure you were even raised to believe if an armed robber makes millions that is evidence he is intelligent?

Product of a Patience Jonathan run education system.

Fuuktard, do you see that everytime you try to give an opinion, you open up for me to humiliate your moronic arsse?


Mutaino7!

crackhaus:
Dude, this here writeup makes absolutely no sense...can't believe anyone would want to argue this with you in the first place.

The only reason they say men are polygamous by nature is to convey the message that a man can mate, marry, and shoot his seed in as many women as he wants and get them pregnant at the same time.
A woman on the other can't be said to be polygamous by nature just for the simple fact that she can't carry multiple children for multiple partners at the same time - at best, she must wait at least a year to birth a child for husband number 2, another year for husband number 3, and so on and so forth.

God help her if each of these men want at least two kids from her, she's gonna start looking 60years old at just 30 to pull that off.



And what the hell is biological immortality BTW?
The need to throw around fancy words I presume...

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

They really have destroyed your life!

How can someone be this dumb?

Cretin, polygamy is about the desire to mate with more than one partner, not the ability to conceive with more than one partner.

Moronic fuuktard!

You just make up senseless things to show you too can talk?

crackhaus:
Saga-tinyweenie-mite, still enjoying the taste of my d1ck in your mouth...are you?

If logging out of NL and not replying the immigrant cockroach with a god-complex means that one is running, then it's pretty obvious which of one of us is very idle.

As for the newspapers and TV opinion, that must have really hurt you since you can't get over it... didn't it?
I deliberately ignored that your kardashian response because it was stvpid and weak as usual...
Don't you know she's smarter than you?

How else can you explain that she makes millions, while you're on NL repeating moronic, fvcktard, cretinous, day in and day out without so much as a dime to your unknown name?

Phaggit!

You sure help me continue showing you are a cretinous fuuktard and a product of a failed education system.

You have now shown us 2 people you see as "achievers" in your dumb world: Patience Jonathan and Kim Kardashian.

No doubt you are a moronic fuuktard.

Joy1706:
Please I will want to know the opinion of people.
My husband insists I dish his food. For instance, if I set the food on the table with plates and cutlery, he prefers I dish onto his plate, that it shows complete service.i think otherwise because I might be busy attending to other chores. This morning he almost left for work without taking breakfast and when i asked why he was leaving, he said the service was not complete. So I had to leave what I was doing to dish food for him.

What are your views on this?
*culled from facebook*

His head is not correct!

akike:
How is it your right?

In a similar way as it is their parents right.

To raise them right and give them guidance. If they are doing wrong, I correct them. Sometimes that might be by smacking.

akike:
It is forbidden for your senior to raise hands on you. They are not your parents, simple!

Your aunt sef do not have any right to beat you. She is not your mother!

That one na nonsense o!

I would smack my nephews and nieces if I need to. That is my freaking right.

Captainswag225:
yeah the abuse from e Israelis on e Palestinians is too much. Israel needs to give them part of their land but these Arabs can't be trusted, they will massacre the Israelis with any chance they get.

Yep.

Captainswag225:
thanks soo much for e information. I think e only nation preventing another massacre from happening to e Israelis are e Americans

Yep, but they should not watch while the Israelis are oppressing another people, taking their lands and installing apartheid.

Captainswag225:
okay thanks, but Hebrew name isn't an English name na!

Aliyah is the concept of Jews returning to the Holy Land (the land they believe some imaginary God promised them).

https://www.nairaland.com/1804892/isreal-bombards-gaza-it-literally/10#24561773

marycool18:
Lol! No doubt you love the word! Do you need help? Like should I book you for medical assessment? Or you wanna take a chill pill? I don't know why I just feel sorry for you. I hate seeing humans derail like to their default setting.

I actually am the one that does the diagnosis.

https://www.nairaland.com/494964/most-friendly-nairalander/2#6659751

I know I engage an abrasive and unpleasant assessment approach, but, fck me, it works like a peach.

I have actually seen the signs you are incapable of making a sensible statement.

Girl, you are quite thick.

What are we going to do about that now?

marycool18:
Hahaha, you just love the word mor*on and it can only mean one thing
Meanwhile Don't worry dear, you are a guy with dreams, don't feel bad about anything that's happening now with you, it will be better. You just need to curtail your anger issues and curse words, cuz if you are a Christian or bonded by any ethical consideration of any religion, you will know it's sooooooooo wrong to curse and just flip like that.

It seems you need to dye your hair blonde.

Your brain really seems to be made of cement.

Upon say I gif you instruction to make sure you spoket sensibly after all my nice adages, you still dey talk dumb?

Fck your Christianity, Fck all your other religions. I don't do religion except the religion of using my brain. Hence I am not guided nor binded by your "sins".

And if you had any sense, Blonde Mary, you would actually have argued I love the word "fuuktard" more than "mooron".

marycool18:
Wow I'm impressed, he finally sees it as a Nigerian forum thought it was an African forum? Guy, take a deep breath and go through all all your posts again. I just pity the way you sweat it here... lemme tell you what you don't know, stop displaying your insecurities on NL, just see a shrink. Woulda diagnose you right away but, I don't want you to get suicidal.

I thought I instructed you that the next thing you say MUST be sensible?

And you came up with this moronic junk, Mary?

marycool18:
Lol Yeah, that's exactly what I mean, you are really a noisemaker, I just wonder how you cope with yourself. It's an African forum and you are typing with 'english' why not try typing with your 'bantu' language Mr. Wise guy. e-cursing? Only kids do that so dude, just calm your tits, I know you've got balls. Put that energy into something positive.

Now, your response again is stuuupid.

I am beginning to think you can't make a statement without it being nonsensible.

It is better to be quiet and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Mary, their are multiple languages in Africa. This is a forum for Nigeria, where they have more than 300 different languages and dialect.

Worse still English is the official and educational language.

The forum cannot be in one local language if it is going to be viable and representative of the nation, Mary.

Try and make sense when you decide to speak, okay? It is quite easy when you use the tool God gave you between your ears.

As my colleague in the league of the Clerisy, Judge Judy, always says: "Beauty fades, dumb is forever"

The next thing you say MUST be sensible, okay?

I corrected you and your moronically lost your rag with a personal attack.

If you knew my moniker on NL, you would have known that was a dumb mistake. And the more you talk in a disparaging manner, the more it is no more a mistake but just pure stupidity.

farano:
Below are the things you can say to a man, that will leave him glowing:

☆ "I have so much respect for you" : One of the things men value most is being respected.

☆ "You make me feel happy" : Any man who is in a relationship will be striving to be source of happiness in his woman's life. Make sure he realizes that he is.

☆ "Thank you" : Show him that you appreciate what he does for you. Even the simplest things, notice and recognize it.

☆ "You're handsome" : Saying handsome rather than cute adds a certain level of intimacy that men don't hear often. Let him know how good-looking he really is with this simple compliment .

☆ "I am sorry" : Ladies, I know we don't like to admit when we are wrong. Sometimes, the best thing to do is to own up and swallow our mistakes.

☆ "You are right" : When he is right, it is nice to tell him, especially if you were arguing. It'll make him feel good.

☆ "I believe in you" : One of the biggest things that make a guy melt is when his partner supports him and believes him. It will make him feel like a superhero...lol


How often do you say these things to the man you love? Let's try them and see what comes of it .

Surprisingly very good list.

marycool18:
Wow! You just made me look like it right? Hell yeah., thankyou hun. I don't exchange strong words with people I suppose should be sensible by now. But your post says it all. It took just a reply to let you spill what you've got in there....sweetJesus! #Peoplewithsensedontspeaknonsense

You are avoiding me making your look stuupid, Mary?

Next time use your brain to think before opening a thread.

This is an African forum, only an ediot would come on it with a list of white/Western names as recommendation of names to call their child, Mary.

That is what was not sensible. I instruct you to create a hashtag for that stupidity.

Next time, fooool, if you don't want to exchange words, never again in your dumb life attack someone a million times more intelligent than you just because he showed you the light.

Worse still, you attacked with dumb insinuations, Mary!

njokusboy:
why am i even talking to this kid?

lemme leave you to rule your kingdom.....

bloody foooool

Another cretinous fuuktard!

RUN!



Mutaino7, what did I tell you.

They were quaking in their shoes once they saw who was challenging them.

It is like Shaquille O'neal telling Bow Wow on the phone he would break Bow Wow's neck when he sees him. You think Bow Wow would not be terrified?

Bow Wow can put up all the bravado he wants on the phone to save face in front of others, but at the end of the day, if he loves his life, he would run.

https://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/10111533.jpg

njokusboy:

you quoted a post and called us cretinous fvcktards without attempting to counter it....
now you want me to explain the same post to you?
you think say i be ur mate?

Cretinous fuuktard, please explain the post to me.

Maybe I would finally get something out of you.

Oya, explain. I take you up on your offer.

njokusboy:

dude, you well so?
so you would actually consider it an achievement if an online character FLEES from you
i think you are clinically depressed

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

That is what you have to say about defending the stupidity you saw as brilliant?

Oya, indulge me. Don't be the stinking Hyena running from the King.

njokusboy:
mr sagamite, read this post carefully nd dispute the facts one after the other, quit rushing lyk a circus bull and read dammit.........

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

I have asked you to tell us the bravo you see in:

Isn't it common sense that a marriage is contracted on the premise that the woman marries into the family and/or in this case, country of the man?

Oya, cretin, the floor is yours!

Indulge Saga.

Make my day.