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alcmene:
Plans to eliminate the President of the Christian Association of Nigerian (CAN), Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor, by sabotaging the integrity of his Bombardier Challenger 600 aircraft have been uncovered.

According to the African Free Press, the Man of God narrowly escaped death by the whiskers because his aircraft would have crashed if not for the grace of God and the professionalism of the pilot.

This disclosure emanated from a reliable source close to the CAN President who said Oritsejafor who also is the Senior Pastor of Word of Life Bible Church, was on board his private aircraft when the pilot detected an unusual sound from the engine compartment forcing him to make an emergency landing and subjecting the aircraft to checks.

Upon checking for the source and cause of the sound, the engineers spotted two huge bricks placed inside the engine compartment by yet unidentified persons.

Judging from the unfortunate incident as it were, the plan was for Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor’s aircraft to crash with him on board. The high-flying pastor was said to have been distressed over this development.

The said aircraft has designated parking spaces at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport Abuja, Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos and Osubi Airstrip also known as Warri Airport all of which are under the management of the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) which collects heavy fees as packing and security charges.

Efforts to reach Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor on this incident have not yielded fruit. However, a source inside FAAN who wishes to remain anonymous because he is not authorised to speak to the press confirmed to our reporters that the lawyers of Pastor Oritsejafor have written to FAAN on the frightful and outrageous incident, demanding an explanation on how and why two bricks were lodged in the engine compartment of the aircraft while it was under their care. The said letter has raised tension in FAAN as no one has claimed responsibility.

In the twists and turns of events, the pastor’s name was dragged into Nigerian politics by his detractors for being close to former, President Goodluck Jonathan and for being vociferous in his criticism of the Islamists group, Boko Haram.

The climax of the attack against him came to the fore when the aircraft which was donated to him by his congregation and some of his sons and daughters was leased out and it got entangled in a botched arms deal in South Africa.

According to government sources, the aircraft which was also on commercial lease was hired by the office of the NSA to cater for the security needs of the nation.

The opposition then leaned on the botched transaction to denigrate the CAN president ahead of the 2015 general election.

Both CAN and the CAN president have repeatedly called for a comprehensive probe of the botched deal. It is obvious that those who were eager to frame Pastor Ayo have not rested since then.


http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/oritsejafor-can-leader-escapes-death-by-whiskers/222018/

Are some people in GEJ's government trying to assasinate this cretinous Man of God Con to eliminate evidence of how he and them used his private jet to loot Nigeria?

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/168224-can-president-oritsejafor-admits-ownership-of-cash-stacked-jet-seized-in-south-africa.html

This crook was deeply embedded in the looting of GEJ "Goat must to eat yam" government.

I hope his arrest is speeded up before his accomplices assasinate him to cover their tracks.

After the loot is recovered and they are all jailed, they are free to kill him as far as I am concerned.

kahal29:
“In an ideal society, when a man who earns 20,000 as his monthly salary and all of a sudden he acquire something that is worth N100,000, he should be questioned, but here in Nigeria, immunity has covered those that should be questioned.

“That is not the kind of country that we want. Being a gentleman is not enough to govern this country.”

The Grandfather of TANoidism has finally come out to be honest and condemn the cretin we had as president.

The part I disagree with him on is that the Cretin of Otuoke meant well for this country.

The Cretin of Otuoke was not a gentleman, he was just a dumbman.

I said this over and over and over again before the 2011 elections.

E no go better for all those still saying the support GEJ "Transformation". May you and your families always face misery and suffering.

EnlightenedSoul:
That's your opinion, and you know what? It's fine by me.

So you fall back to "it is your opinion" when the rubbish of your feminism is highlighted?

EfemenaXY:
True that.

But then again, what you've just described are the shortfalls of human nature. Some people are selfless givers / considerate of others' feelings, some aren't. And like you rightly said, it does work both ways.

Now, just to play devil's advocate here, what did you mean by the bolded bit? Or better still, where d'you come across such characters women?

What I mean are women that basically only think of themselves. The types that think a man should show he is on this planet to serve them and make them happy, and that set-up is their entitlement because they are L'Oreal (.............."because I am worth it", not because they earned it.

The wicked part is, apart from the normal natural wickedness some certain humans possess, the women who get all flustered because a guy would not do their bidding (which they think is their entitlement) and then they want to take some revenge (e.g. taking half).

As for where do I come across such women, babes, they are the majority. It is cultural now with the whole feminism stuff giving women some false ideals of entitlement, being wronged and having the right to retaliate/hate men for the long-suffering of the female gender.

Add this to women being naturally selfish/self-centred and the odds is very high in meeting such women.

https://www.nairaland.com/1433735/ladies-attitude-when-breaking-up/1#18072016

It takes consciousness and self development for most women to avoid being like that.

As I have always said on NL, there is a reason why women don't like each other that much.

espionagesavvy:
A top recruitment agency was recruiting for the bank at enugu. I arrived at the venue very early and sat in a small room with the few persons that had arrived, after a while people trickled in until the room was filled and the seats fully occupied, people had to stay outside, when the time for the interview was upon us, one of the officials of the recruitment agency came and addressed us about the importance of marketing to the bank, our careers, and to us as young people ( we didn't apply for marketing position, they didn't inform us on the role we would be interviewed for nor the name of the bank). The very funny stuff was that the job seekers were all in suit, sweating profusely, but none could muster the courage to put on the ceiling fan, when I asked the man closest to the switch to do so, he simply replied, "o boy u no get leg to waka go put am"

The interview.

This was my first interview, so I was a little nervous but excited, I had nothing to lose, they either accept me or reject me, I told myself people go to war and they don't shit their pants, I was just going to face a human not a tiger and have a constructive talk with the person. Names where been called, I didn't want to seat, I stood outside the room with some very nervous ladies and gents and they really appeared nerve wrecked, jittering and scared, I decided that I would not appear frightened, and that was the mistake I made..
It got to my turn, I walked into the office and faced my nemesis, my interviewer sparked

" MR Man who told you to enter in the first place, you are supposed to stand in the doorway until I give you permission to enter"

I apologized immediately and was asked to sit and then hand my cv over.

The first question, "mr man, what is your name" Sir my name is Ambrose ochuko

"Tell me about yourself"

I had practiced this question numerous times, so I was really eloquent. He laughed after I was done, and said " oboy you cram this thing". No sir I didn't, I had prepared myself for this question and the likes sir, I prepared myself for the interview Sir..

So you said you were the best in your class right? Yes sir I replied.

"What course?" International studies and diplomacy sir,

He laughed again, "you have entered my trap because I would ask you difficult questions and you are expected to give me the correct not near correct answers.

Tell me about the foreign policy of obasanjos government in 2000."

Sir, nigeria during the regime of general sani abacha from 1993 to 1998 was regarded as a pariah state, obasanjo tried to reintroduce nigeria as a responsible member of the global committee of nations and....

"stop there, you are speaking Grammer for me, what is pariah, eh..".

pariah sir is..."

shut up, I know it..

"You have failed that one" but sir I protested, "see i won't argue with you, continue speaking Grammer, I liked this, he said with a very ominous laughter, the lady sitting with him joined in the laughter, I felt weak..

"Your next question is tell me the origin of the igbos?"

No problem sir, I started, the igbos originate from the volta congo region in africa, they..

"wait there is that it, are you sure you did your african history well, university of Benin abi, are you sure you even graduated"...
Is that the only origin of the igbo race,

sir, there are traditions of origins which postulate that the igbos are from Israel and also another which say that the progenitor of the igbo people came from the sky, but these are just hemitic hypotesis and the latter is just untrue,

" who told you that the igbos are not from Israel eh, you don't have the right to say that, what do you think you know" I just tire..

Em, he turned to the lady and asked if she had any questions for me, to which the lady looked at me as if I was fart or even poo, a demeaning look with a laughter replied, Abegi no questions.


"Well what can someone who studied international studies and diplomacy do in a bank sef" Sir I began, international stu... "I have heard you, you can now go, we will get back to you..

I was disappointed not that I knew I had lost the job, but the total disregard of professionalism the recruiting office displayed. So if i may advise you, if you are seeking a job opportunity, don't appear confident, simply be downbeat and downtrodden. My first job interview was a total disaster but I learned valuable lessons from the episode.

I demand you name the recruitment agency and the names of the bunch of cretins that interviewed you.

This was not an interview. This was a humiliation session. A clear abuse of power.

Name these fuuktards and lets put them and their employers to shame.

They were not there to investigate what you have to offer in the workplace, they were more keen in findind ways to humiliate you and then engage in schadenfreude.

They are unprofessional and heartless cretins.

NAME THESE FCKERS!

These cretins know how desperate Nigerian youths are when looking for a job and they are abusing their powers as gatekeepers for an employment position.

This is no different from lecturers demanding sex from young girls otherwise they would fail exams.

It is no different from police officers forcing commercial drivers to pay handouts otherwise they would sieze their vehicles.

NAME THESE FCKERS and let them be publicly humiliated or even hounded out of a job and let others treat them the same way.

EfemenaXY:
That's good to know.

Re: the bolded, you get them on here too. Just take a sweeping look at most of the threads created in this section and you'll get my drift.

I just don't know how (and can't bring myself) to be nice to wicked, inconsiderate and selfish women.

Can't even be to men too (in non-romantic settings).

There is just that deep revulsion that crops up from deep inside me.

Once a woman shows me that is what embodies them, I give them what they deserve.

EfemenaXY:
Nice one Saga - but I've got to admit that you do surprise me with your response. I was half-expecting you to say, "absolutely not!".

I treat women the way they deserve to be treated based on who they are are.

I am a very reactionary and reciprocal. I believe in fairness and justice passionately. Very logical and with little emotions.

EfemenaXY:
It's exhausting. But then again, when one realises most of these people are keyboard-happy-15 year old teenagers, the realization that it's just not worth it comes to play.

That is in the Romance, Celebrity and Jokes section.

cococandy:
Awwww.
OMG.

I'm speechless.

I love your new profile picture message.

That is one of the messages I have been trying to pass along.

And some people are still wondering why I am so aggressive towards fuuktards.

cococandy:
Awwww.
OMG.

I'm speechless.

EfemenaXY:
Awww...true love!
What would you do if you were in his situation, Saga? Would you wait that long?

Could wait!

That would not be ideal but it would not be too hard for me.

As long as she is a sweet person, I have no option.

I like people getting what they deserve.

Considering the tone they use to talk to each other in the video even before he found out about the pregnancy, you will know they get along very well and they care about each other.

That kind of woman, my type would want to make happy.

Odunharry:
sagacious saga

Wagbayin! (You will collect praise!)

*Salute*

EnlightenedSoul:
I can't stand feminists, he says. I hate feminists with a passion, he says. And then, he calls on a feminist.

Go to bed.

Have you watched the video to listen to what she said?

Did I not tell you that you joined the ship while it was sinking?

lomprico:
Who d hell is this sickfuck??

I am your GOD!

Your Alpha and Omega, fuuktard!

Today is judgement day.

You are experiencing rapture!

Fuuktard, did you think you were making sense when you wrote that junk?

gidjah:
sagamu abi no be true?

What makes it true?

GooseBaba:
Hahahahaha...!! The idiot cannot read and comprehend... Hahahahaha..

Loquacious cretin.... Dummy for liiiiifeeee..!!!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Do you know the meaning of the words you use?

GooseBaba:
Read and comprehend fool... not read and interpret... This is not scriptures. It's a direct statement.. Ignoramus buffoon feeling funky.. Hehehehe

Ohh, before I forget.. Sagamite the Miserable loquacious cretin bastard..!!.. Hehehehe..I hail ohhh..

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Do you know the meaning of the words you use?

lomprico:
I disagree with her, all those privileges women enjoy now is as a result of the biased treatment the faced for centuries. Its like a compensation for what has been pelted on womanhood in d past.
For eg women were not allowed to have jobs before their place was subjected to the kitchen n home keeping so if a job takes women with lesser qualification to men, I think its fair because if they want to use same qualification, d women wont stand a chance.

You are a cretinous, moronic, born fuuktard!

An utter fuuktard!

You need to beg someone with a shotgun to blow that your useless brain to smithereens.

When you sat down and wrote this, did you actually think "Yes, I am going to make sense", fuuktard?

Did you?

You piece of worthless, cretinous shyt!

So in the failed schools that produced your dumbarse, you were taught that people should be compensated for a crime they did not suffer and others should be punished for a crime they did not commit?

With your simplistic moronic brain, what you said made sense to you?

Moronic fuuktard!

She said it just the way I would have.

This is why I hate feminists with an utter passion.

Can't stand them!

Where is that EnlightenedSoul?

After 17 years of marriage and no baby coming.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/10/01/23/2CFD08EB00000578-0-image-m-116_1443738181879.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZDwLgyOW6M

craziebone:
i wonder how "girls nigt out" turn to political science lecture.

Are you saying women don't discuss politics?

You are sexist!

AjanleKoko:
Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/04/ernst-and-young-removes-degree-classification-entry-criteria_n_7932590.html

Not only EY.

PwC too has removed minimum A-Level scores for assessing candidates.

Deloitte has removed university attended in assessing candidates.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-34384668

Many are moving to the more reasoned, but also more tedious, process of assessing stored potential rather than achieved potential (which is susceptible to privilege).

I have always stated on NL that degree class is not evidence of high intellect. It is just a correlation and a possible sign of interest in that particular field.

https://www.nairaland.com/754330/second-class-lower-graduates-still/8#9126584

Someone getting a 1st class in International Development is not necessarily a better candidate for a position in an accounting firm than another getting a 2:2 in Philosophy.

Secondly, people develop their intelllect at difference phases.

Even Obama was not really that smart until his late 20s. So it does not make sense to judge ability and potential based on results that are dependent on development in teenage to early 20 years to understand potential of success in the future.

I am a strong advocate of testing real raw IQ, EQ, VQ and RQ of job candidates.

GooseBaba:
And the loquacious cretin continues..... A deluded dummy for that matter..

The inferior rat seats with an Oyinbo in a class, speaks to Oyinbo, now sees himself as an intellectual.. A fool to be reckoned with on the English language Hahahahaha..!!

By mentioning me on threads that I did not post on, shows that you are really having sleepless nights after the major flogging I dealt you. Trying to redeem yourself... Hehehehe.Hey loquacious cretin, you can't do more than a dead rat.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Are you now saying it is because you don't have conversations with white people that you do not understand the meaning of the English words you use?

Mama Piss' student.

mrborntodoit:
And then the maiguard and his entourage that sips Arab tea every morning would also give ya mama some love

All those ones too dey yansh your mama.

Kai! Omo ashawo.

GooseBaba:
And a loquacious cretin whose great accomplishment is having conversations with white people, sees himself as a master of the English language..

You're a dummy for liiiiifeeee..!!!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Are you now saying it is because you don't have conversations with white people that you do not understand the meaning of the English words you use?

Mama Piss' student.

mrborntodoit:
And on sunday,she bleeps with my driver

Wow!

You are confirming?

Your mother no easy o.

She is a ho that fcks everyone and everything without shame.

Notyourb1tch:
Mr you keep spamming my mentions!

I get it loud and clear that you have fans and admirers...okay good for you

Now stop because I am starting to think that you just want my attention....

I think you need to go and compose your own remix of this in Igbo and Twi and start singing that chorus.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-IsnZqV30A

Ogarancha Nnewi Sagamu bobo

Ezi Nwaba I want him

Kai! Odikwa na quality nwanne o

A huru m ya n'anya

Mba it is just a dream

If your remix is better than that, let me know.

joseph1013:
Boss, isn't she lucky?

I don't know if she can cope though judging by the quality of her posts in here.

It takes high intellect to have such good taste.

Someone with such high intellect would always find it easy to learn from Sagamu's finest.

gidjah:
This section is supposed to be fo the familly guys abi?but it seems we have more unmarried guys making more comments here than the Truely Married, Why ??.Pls 'Like' if u are Married and 'Share' if Unmarried.

What makes you think this section is for family (I assume you mean "married" guys?

Stillfire:
You can escape the price of divorce by running back to Africa and besides weddings don't have to be expensive.

No you can't if you live in another country.

All weddings are expensive except you are some odd hippy. If it is not expensive, some irrational person would not be very happy.

Stillfire:
Men do not like women that speak their minds, it threatens the male's exaggerated idea of self, so these beta females use nuances to speak what's on their mind. Be more receptive to women who speak their minds and then we won't have this issue.

So men like women that are belligerent?

Stillfire:
Don't you too relax when you finally have se.x with a woman? All the romantic stuff stops, no more calls, no more flowers, you begin take her for granted.

All those stuff are not a natural behaviour anyway.

Stillfire:
Too much of everything is bad.

I agree o!

That is whhy one has to space it out and try different varieties.

One should just have periodical binges at intervals and take frequent period of rests.

Works like magic.

Stillfire:
There's the option of having multiple TVs.

They never listen to being instructed to go and watch their gaddamn soap operas in the kitchen while at the same time doing something useful.

They always want to watch it in my space, the sitting room, and want me to be there to cuddle up.

Stillfire:
Would you date a scruffy girl though?

Scruffy apartment or scruffy looks?

Stillfire:
Lol, enviable? Nigerian journalists/reporters/bloggers can make anyone go insane. Isn't the guy married to another wife? Looks like a sponsored post. Maybe the madam in the pic is trying to make the other wife envious.

I doubt it is even sponsored.

Just some fuuktard sitting down somewhere and writing what he/she feels like because that is the normal writing style they have seen somewhere.

Most people don't try to make sense when they talk/write, less so the unemployable fuuktards that end up as journalists in Nigeria.

GooseBaba:
See this insignificant fool feeling funky... Because you manage travel to a foreign country you now think you're intelligent... My guy, you're nothing but a loquacious cretin..

After I dealt with you on that your stupid thread, you still carry me for mind. Dey mention me for thread wey no consign me....smh

Despite the fact you cried like a little bitcch, reported me to the mods and they deleted my post... Guy frustration go kill you... at the end of the day you will still suvk a dirty divk, eat shiiit and die....

From this day, I Goosebaba " 1"of nairaland knight you Sagamite the "loquacious cretin" of nairaland..

Look at the cretinous fuuktard!

Product of a failed education system that cannot explain the words he uses.

Fuuktard, so running from me is "dealing with me"?

Mama Piss' education system's product.

sdindan:
And a dullard, slowpoke, dunderhead, Nincompoop, international pedophile, terrorist is ur presidiot akpamu

Another fuuktard like GooseBaba using words he has no understanding of.