₦airaland Forum

Durent:
u sound like a pained nupe from niger state tryin to feel among wen u knw u dont fit in.well,i dont blame u, i blame seun osewa for lettin any frustrated ingrate lik u join NL

You are a dumb fuuktard.

You live in Nigeria and yet you are saying someone else is "frustrated"?

Am I the one without light?

Am I the one queueing for petrol?

Am I the one being ruled by cretins?

Am I the one who opens his tap and drinkable water does not come out?

Am I the one living in a country without jobs?

Am I the one police/soldier can beat the living shyt out of on the streets?

Am I the one without access to good healthcare?

Biatch, are you really this reetarded?

Bonapart:
who let your gate open to spew trash at me

You end up insulting and bashing yet you couldn't prove your own point becos you're covered with hatred

Too many children on this forum

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

I should prove what point to you?

You are too dumb to even spot how daft your statements are?

E no go better for all those the destroyed our education system.

Durent:
I'll pretend i didn't see dat..bcuz if i talk, u no go fit stay for here

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Please talk, Monkey.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mevxenJ6Mtc

Bonapart:
let's call a spade a spade and shovel a shovel: 50k too small for person like Arinze to come on social media and start ranting... i believe the brother needs it more

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Some of you are stewpid beyond belief!

Did you think this made sense when you vomitted it?

Why are you black monkeys from Nigeria this moronic?

Bonapart:
check my dp and location..... neeger compare not pls!!

So, Puffy, is that how you give $250 dollars to strangers in the States?

Bonapart:
how to know broke fellas

Moronic fuuktaard!

How much you get?

Cretin probably dey take okada dey say others are broke fellas.

mercy111:
Honesty shld be our watch word.

Meanwhile...



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Bonapart:
Dude you're running around and asking for honesty for 50k? Brother please!!!!!

Iddiot:
...eeyaa....but dat na small money for him...smh....these nollywood actors dae broke oo

jekbitu:
Segun Arinze the money na small tin na

dayojags10:
so nah 50k they make segun rant like dis?,abi I don return am ni

Bonapart:
Dude you're running around and asking for honesty for 50k? Brother please!!!!!

Iddiot:
...eeyaa....but dat na small money for him...smh....these nollywood actors dae broke oo

jekbitu:
Segun Arinze the money na small tin na

dayojags10:
so nah 50k they make segun rant like dis?,abi I don return am ni

shockwave91:
baba shege 50k is small 4 u now

d money don go. Just let it be.

Moronic fuuktards!

So because it is "small" he should leave it?

Moronic fuuktards that probably don't earn that much a month are coming online saying "the money is small".

He should just give his money away like that? That is the mentality of you cretins?

CFCfan:
Nne, the case may go all the way to the US Supreme Court. I'll predict that the Court will hold that private businesses have the right to refuse service to anybody.

Look at how people are affected at work for not supporting homosexual agenda.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicky_Morgan_%28politician%29#Minister_for_Women_and_Equalities

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Grayling#Gay_couples_in_B.26Bs_controversy

Those are 2 current cabinet ministers.

See the way they were dragooned to eventually publicly support homosexuality?

I have said it severally, it is not tolerated in the UK for any public figure (especially a politician) to publicly be against homosexual agenda.

The press and homosexual mafia will vilify that person.

And some fuuktards would turn around and ask that moronic question "how does what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom affect you"? Asking it feeling funky and intellectual.

Cretins!

klem93:
Instead of rebuilding the bridge, the Adamawa state government recently announced that it will spend 200 million Naira on prayer warriors. I believe that is a misuse of public money. Nigerians are praying daily. You don't need to spend millions on prayers.

I hereby announce that Muhammed Bindo Umaru Jibrilla is the official Most Fuuktardious Governor in Nigeria today.

I thought Goodluck Jonathan and Alao Akala were severe fuuktards, but this cretin is taking fucktardism to a different level.

Fcking illiterate in power. Checking his profile, you would see he did not go to university and not much is said about his secondary education.

Stark illiterate!

Well Adamawa people deserve this. They voted for this cretinous fuuktard over Nuhu Ribadu.

Just like Nigerians deserved how GEJ destroyed the economy after they voted for the cretin over Nuhu Ribadu.



I need to get this news report to the BBC. I know Nigerian leaders only respond to international humiliation.

Another moronic fuuktard gives his opinion.

DonX001:
Absolutely right on point!!!
In case you ever do start your own, let me know.
I have also considered starting one, but the time and energy demands of my job will leave me with little or no time to manage or moderate it.
In the meantime, guess i'll still keep searching.
Might even open a thread to ask for suggestions.

Yes, man. I will let you know.

While we wait, lets enjoy the little bit we can from the now junk forum.

www.nairaland.com/2525598/n59bn-abuja-airport-expressway-becoming/1#36953585

www.nairaland.com/2526066/hierarchy-top-10-areas-live

ifyalways:
Well, try buying a plot of land in both places.

Property sales and rental prices seem to go in Ikeja for twice the amount it goes for in Ogudu.

http://www.nigeriapropertycentre.com/lagos/i

ifyalways:
Lekki 1 before Ikeja please. Even at that, Specify that Ikeja to Ikeja GRA.

Should Lagos island be on that list sef? I think not.

My list:
Banana Island
Old ikoyi
Nicon town
Ikoyi proper( Parkview etc)
Victoria Island
Lekki 1
Chevron( carlton gate and chevy view only)
Ogudu GRA
Oniru
Ikeja GRA
Apapa GRA
Magodo
VGC

Ogudu GRA above Ikeja GRA?

Ikeja GRA has a lot of old money na.

Is this the right order of most prestigious, desirable and expensive places to live in Lagos?

The decreasing order of affluence?

The order of most expensive and nice looking apartments?

Top 10
1. Banana Island
2. Ikoyi
3. Victoria Island
4. Ikeja/Ogba
5. Lekki Phase 1
6. Lekki Phase 2 (including VGC)
7. Magodo
8. Apapa
9. Lagos Island (Including Marina, Onikan & Obalende)
10. Ogudu

Next batch?
Ilupeju
Yaba/Sabo
Surulere
Gbagada/Anthony Village

BabyDaddy20:
Not only in Nigeria.
We have the worst roads in Alabama USA, that Abuja road is even in a good condition.

Now, blame Obama for the bad roads.
Foolish Nigerians

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is that a major road?

Secondly, is that due to poor work or natural disaster?

MKO4ever:
Did you copy me in error??

Nope.

No be you dey work or get connections in Lagos/Ambode government?

Sources?

What "Sources"?

The one paid for to throw mud?

As OBJ said: "When you fight corruption, expect corruption to fight back".

Where were these sources to help us identify who was corrupt before Buhari came?

Now that their meal ticket is about to be taken, they are paying useless journalists to peddle nonsense and waste time with accusations.

Reminds me of the fuuktard pro-GEJ group that keep screaming probe all past governments, not only GEJ's. And feel they have some moral ground to stand on.

They can't tell us why they did not tell GEJ to probe while he was there.

Notyourb1tch:
These are the kind of topics that should make front page

DonX001:
Nice one Sagamite and Jaybee3.....really nice one.
This is the kind of topic and response that characterized the good old Nairaland...before the childish 'Tonto Dike's n co colonised it and turned it to another form of 2go.
On 2nd thots, if any one knows of any other forums in Nigeria where serious minds aggregate and discuss, instead of all these puppies here discussing Davido's latest shoe, pls kindly let me know.
Even if its a small community but really sensible, like the Nairaland of 2006-2010, before internet became for every small kid, i'd like to know.
I'm kinda fed up with the childishness on this forum, and need a forum with more mature minds.

Thank you.

Unfortunately, the forum has gone to the dogs and is full of fuuktards.

The front page is full of moronic topics to attract such people.

"See what this celebrity is doing", "X stuns in new dress", "Y eats rice stylishly" and all the other nonsense that one can see.

I remember a time when if I put up an intellectual post like this on the forum, it leads to a discussion as intelligent people pick it up and join in.

https://www.nairaland.com/2514170/reading-culture-gone-bad-worse/4#36816102

Now it just dies because the forum is so full of ediots, that these kinds of things are well above their heard.

But ask them to discuss what P Square brought his child or Tonto Dike dancing Shoki and see them get excited.

DonX001, trust me, like you, I am bored of the site, fed up and frustrated by the lack of intellectual stimulation as you are. I even said it some time ago when a forumite told me he was missing my intellectual contributions and was asking me why I don't come to NL that frequently anymore. Only for my reply to be (obviously) hidden because of myopism of adminstrators who strategised to degrade the intellectuality of the site.

Sagamite: I am here sparsely.

They might not need to give me a life ban as I might do that myself.

They forum is now extremely boring and intellectually bereft.

Many of the oldies and my good friends have turned into "Nobody" overnight. So many Nobodies.

I wonder how the owner cannot even notice that is a HUGE problem. The fact that people can decide to completely deactivate should tell any business owner that they have come to a conclusion the "product/service" is so bad, they have decided not only to quit, but they aint EVER coming back. They are eliminating their personality. Killing it off completely. That is fuuking serious customer statement. That is worse than a mobile phone customer giving up their long-standing phone number that is part of their life.

That is a statement that would tell any professional in the business world, especially one in marketing that the product/service provided by Nairaland is at the bottom of what is called the Brand Religion maturity model.

Nairaland has moved retrogressively from a Concept Brand down to a mere Product.

https://kunde-co.com/media/429048/uk_ny_5.png

Instead of moving up towards a "Brand Religion", it is going the opposite way.

Facebook, Istagram and likes are in the Brand Religion and Brand Culture region. Nairaland is retrogressing.

People are feeling less need to get involved and are having less resonance with the emotional values NL is providing.

How can they not feel that way and have less resonance with the values when all NL is trying to promote is pure junk on the Front Page.

Not only is pure junk being prominent on the Front Page, the fact that the aim of NL is to attract people by fooling them shows the typical Nigerian approach to customer care.

Take for example, I saw one recent NL FP thread label as something like "X looking as stunning as never seen before". It was junk but I clicked on it to find out what Nigerians regard as most "stunning". Only to open it and see nothing remarkable about the dressing/person. So NL just decided to fool its customers by labelling something as what it was not.

How can you try to dupe your customers and expect to retain them, talk less of getting them to feel like being involved in your venture which is essentially an "involvement business".

Apart from that, the functionalities of the forum like search on NL is getting worse by the day. The contributors are getting dumber, hence the content, which is Nairalands main product offering, is becoming more low quality as the site is a user-generated content site.

There is no Star Quality. Many of the Stars are leaving and becoming "Nobody".

I don't even know your user handle but, like many others, you have read my stuff and became a fan of what I write. I get that alot of times. Strangers telling me they come to NL to read my explosive and dinging contributions on issues and they are not even regulars. Not many on NL now have that kind of crowd pull.

I even go on NL most days and 95% of usernames I see I don't recognise. I really don't feel involved or feel like being involved that much anymore. My usage is strictly now threads on FP and in my Mentions.

Out of all my NL wives, only EfemenaXY is still here.

It is now a place for 14-19 year olds. Maybe that is an attractive market and strategy for the owner but it definitely is not my market. My market is for adults, so it might not be a platform for me on the long-term.

I am also a serious person, not a tabloid kind of person.

Most likely, I would end up on a different platform soon. The Sagamite brand would most likely continue to exist, just not on Nairaland.

Like you, I am looking for a Nigerian conducive forum where contributions demonstrate people have brains. Unfortunately, can't find any so far.

I am beginning to consider opening one when I have the time to manage it. So just watch and follow. Join me when I do.

My aim is quality, not quality. NL can have the load of junk people it wants to attract.

These are the types of threads we used to have back in the day and you will see intellectual discussions.

https://www.nairaland.com/364347/bankers-really-deserve-multi-million-pound/

You will even notice I hardly called people fuuktard, cretins etc back then. The golden era on NL of 2006 to 2010 as you rightfully identified.

From 2011, the forum just went to the dogs.

Notyourb1tch:
I see you just can't get my name of your lips .

Neways should I clap for you? Well done Mr FukuFaka Fuka for giving this man such valuable advice.

On a serious note you and Jaybee gave some good advice. Yeah it needed a bit of tweaking here and there but you were mostly on point
Am impressed really. There is more to you then Bleep..tard

I guess you can be useful at times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4I9DMSvJxg

Well, notyourb1tch, here is the deal ........


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMV_A8hummE

You really don't understand.

These are the kind of posts I normally give out on NL before the forum went to the dogs.

There was a time these forum was rife with people speaking intelligently and people had meaningful discussions. That was when I was generating posts like this to break down arguments:

https://www.nairaland.com/154942/believe-free-healthcare-all-nigerians/2#4213102

I used to even say some of the things I am say now are so novel, that it takes a few months or even years before mainstream media picks it up.

Take a look at what I was telling a banker on NL:

https://www.nairaland.com/280487/top-10-best-nig-investment/3#4033650

Look at the date I stated it on NL.

Now look at who was discussing the same thing months after (look at the date) and trying to implement?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11833241
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9023086/Hands-off-my-happiness-David-Cameron.html

I no easy.

Litmus:
I saw a documentary some years ago , can't remember the name, but it was about roads built in America in the 1920's or so that are still in perfect conditions today. Upshot is, roads can last long. Roads built in Nigeria are deliberately substandard for the purpose of generating contractors money, climate has little to do with it.

I haven't a clue about road building so don't laugh when i suggest maybe we should construct our roads using steel sheets. Expensive in the short term but money saving long term. Just think, roadside sellers would be able to roast yam and plantain on the surface for free and dogs and madmen would think twice before scampering across roads causing nuisance.

I have postulated a solution I conjured up to stop this scam.

Obviously this is another criminal project and contract Julius Berger is involved in.

I know when infrastructure is built in the UK, the standard lifespan expected and accepted before any major overhaul or replacement is for it to last 60 years.

60 fcking years.

So all planning must ensure it is designed and built in such a way it is adequate, reliable and relevant for at least about 40 years with only bog standed minor maintenance undertaken in those periods. After 60 years, they tend to replace it with something new and more modern.

To stop this scam, if I was in government, I would ensure for all these kind of projects, cost of building plus the average annual repair cost for about 10 years and margin profit are in the bid. And all paid to the awarded engineering firm at the beginning.

So for the next 10 years, any major maintenance that is required for the road is done by the engineering firm. So they don't think they can do a bad road for huge sums only to come back to make more money through maintenance.

So any pothole that comes up after 12 months, it is repaired by them at no extra cost to the government. Obviously, their bid must come with an insurance policy too, so if the company folds up in those 10 years, then insurance would refund the government with the money paid in advance for maintenance.

If they perform well, you renew that maintenance contract for another 10 years. Any company that does not perform well in maintaining the road in those 10 years is replaced by another for the next 10 years. The poor performing engineering firm is then banned from bidding for any new government work during the next 10 years.

They can also be replaced after 10 years even if they are performing well but a rival provides a more competitive bid (e.g. lower price) for the maintenance. But they will not be banned for this.

Then we will start having roads that last 30-60 years.

That is my way of stopping this scam.

cc: MKO4ever

So much for that ignorant but yet hackneyed "how does what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom affect you" that self-proclaimed "liberals" ask and feel it is an intelligent question.

Mixty's dream place.

hbid:
still available..

Where are the pictures of the inside?

Or you did not think those were important?

CHESSBOARD:
Brother long time how u doing

Am good, homie.

You?

May some armed robbers kill this foool soon.

We honestly need to reduce the fuuktards in Nigeria as much as possible.

Worse still, fuuktards with some power and influence.

Who made this cretin a traditional ruler?

No wonder the black man was so backwards for decades before colonisation while the rest of the world was progressing.

When you have cretins like this with power.

May the cretin die soon.

auntysimbiat:
The 26 year old co-pilot of the ill fated helicopter that crashed into the Lagoon yesterday, Peter Bello, (pictured below) has still not been found. 4 persons were confirmed dead while 6 were rescued alive. However Peter and one other person in the 12- seat helicopter are yet to be accounted for as they have not been found by divers.

Reports say they were coming from the Niger Delta where they had gone for an oil-related inspection and were heading back to Lagos when they suffered the mishap. Friends say Peter, who is also a media photographer, had been planning for his sister's wedding which is to hold soon. Pray they find him alive. Amen.





Source: http://nairanaijanews..com/2015/08/photos-co-pilot-of-ill-fated-helicopter.html

Pray they find him alive?

In a visible Lagoon after 24 hours of being missing?

A Lagoon that does not have an island he could have been "lost" in?

Or the author is waiting for a miracle of an air-pocket in the Lagoon?

Nonsense prayer.

Dopefiend:
Haha noise maker. It's been 3 gademn years and you still following me about? That ass-whooping most definitely imprinted my moniker on your life!

You are a cretinous fuuktard.

You?

Ass-whoop?

Someone has been selling you fake mental health drugs?