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Opoki:
I won't call this EL-Classico or a Derby, this is a Barca vs. Gijon white washed match! Oya sagamite, come out with your proof, na you type dey yab buhari and patience, you don enter am today, if you no say something, I go dey stalk you and refer people to this thread, atleast it will curb your itk attitude.
Tolotolo sef dey mess.

ManTiger in Suit , Sagamite in Brown Tuxedo.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So you are a product of a failed education system that actually thought he was right?

You thought "AHHHHH! We have caught Sagamite today"?

Fuuktard, cretins like you can never have a 100th of my intellect while I am sleeping and my brain is recharging.

Moronic Fuuktard! Patience's student.

ManTiger:
Note the 3 parallel lines to that is in green colour,
the line is called equivalent line in mathematics it mean it is "synonyms to", "can be used in lieu to", "can be used interchangeably with" another word in English. Basically, the "equivalent line" as used in mathematics serves the same purpose in English language

Why are you quick to abuse me by calling me a moroon?

Why are you quick to insult me by saying i'm a product of failed educational system?

Remember that there is always a friendly approach at everything, issues.

Now that i've tutored you, I expect a sane person to apologise.

You are a cretin!

Stop chatting rubbish.

I don't do sane with people that don't engage their brain.

Your wee brain is still struggling to comprehend.

Olodo, now get your pencil and notepad out and learn this:

Every dismembering is a mutilation!

Every mutilation is not a dismembering!

Just like:

Every truck is a vehicle!

Every vehicle is not a truck!

Never again come and meet me and say because he was mutilated then he was "dismembered".

Simple sense ...................dem no get.

Tisher wan tish me Mathematics!

Truckpusher:
You do have a point but sometimes when you make corrections the way you did, you might end up making them to put up an attitude thereby rejecting the message itself and your original aim would be defeated.

Sometimes you can point out your disappointments without having to irk the people to enable you achieve your original plans which was to make corrections and achieve the desired changes.

Finally, your last comment with a strike-through from me was totally unnecessary as all men were born equal but can never end up as equals and this is a natural phenomenon of nature and so, bragging about having a brain that is superior to that of most black men is simply silly and stinks of racial inferiority complex,unless you have a point to convince me that it is not what it is.

I'll rather have the "attitude" ANY DAY than not be abrasive and get the "defiance".

We are talking about the "I no go carry last even when I am wrong" Nigerians here.

The attitude is easier to change than the defiance.

Majority would rather argue blindly and like reetards because of moronic public "Citizen of Giant of Africa" pride if you try to be gentle with them.

Bashing them and their pride always works a gem.

Nigerians need bashing! I am not the same way with SAcans or Ghanaians.

And no, it is moronic to talk about me having some "inferiority complex". I am bashing you black people because I believe attacking your stewpid "pride" and "coolness" is the only way to stop blacks being the race of failure in every part of the world.

It is as if we have brains but refuse to use.

Look at the ManTiger guy here. He wants to challenge a point. He did not think for a second to check and verify his arguments before raising a challenge to ensure he cannot be wrong. That is the typical black man for you. Even the ones claiming to be educated.

If it is Skelewu he wants to show people he can dance, trust me, he would have practiced over and over again to ensure he gets it right and not look uncool.

Shymm3x:
@Cap28

Loool. When those of us who understand the experience talk to institutionalised racism and stereotypical ceiling, some vacuous plonkers like the illiterate sagamite who just got off the boat, will start posting junk about low-level jobs. In as much as I don't even think a black person should play James Bond - some of these white folks don't know when to shut up. He just tarnished the career Idris Elba struggled to build from nothing, with the misguided nonsense.

If someone as professional, successful, and articulate as Idris Elba can be termed "street" - only God knows what these folks think when they see the average black person. This is no different from the nonsense David Starkey said about David Lammy being the type of black person that white people like. The coconuts, who love being slaves and not those true to who they're.

I'm not even going to lie, what he said cracked me up.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Moorons like you open your mouth and scream racism at every obstacle that falls your way.

Cretin!

So what if he says Idris Elba is too street to play Bond?

Moronic fuuktard, he should not have an opinion about someone's personality because he is white?

And if that opinion is not favourable, fuuktards like you jump out with your victimhood and scream some "ism", "phobism" or "prejudice".

So if a Director says Daniel Craig is too tough to play a family father, is that also "shokoloism"?

Fuuktard!

The man does not see Idris Elba as a Bond. He is ENTITLED to that opinion!

Idris Elba has mostly been playing street roles (quite well), so it is quite normal to generate a profile that is type-casted.

No one would go and pick Jason Stratham as a Bond.

Why?

Because he is fcking too street and he does not have the network to help ignore that and get the role!

Ed Miliband has a better chance of getting the role as James Bond.

Fuuktard!

ManTiger:
Except you have another definition because the victim's body was severely mutilated so "dismembered" as used by the op is correct.

You are a mooron!

This is why I keep on calling people a product of a failed education system.

If you are going to open your go publicly to argue, at least do some basic research.

So you are now telling us that "mutilated" means "dismembered"?

bamideleniayo:
English Proffessor..

Professor is spelt with only one "f" for your information.

Truckpusher:
Does it make any difference?

At the level and environment I operate in, it makes a fcking difference.

It is the difference where people are intelligent enough to always try and get things right.

It is a level and environment where people try to be the best they can be.

It is because of this lack of doing one's best that we have in Nigeria:

- Journalist in Nigeria stating come corruption officials were caught in possession of "exotic" cars, only for one to see the cars they posted as some Toyota Corolla, Honda CRV etc.

- Journalist put "breaking news" on their website to announce an event that is already widely reported was going to and everyone already knew was going to happen.

- Where real estate agents show properties with algae all over the place and second hand dead furniture and labelled it "Tastefully furnished".

- Where we do not even know the real populationn of the country because people can't be bothered to do it right.

- Where no one knows a consistent way of naming areas in Lagos because everyone and officials have tended to call it by some popular structure/edifice/bus stop located there e.g. "Berger", "Mile 2".

It makes a difference to those that have a brain that is superior to that of most black men.

steppin:
He never disappoints. He keeps coming back like whack-a-mole.
Go find yourself some urchin like you, to trade words with.
I'm not cut out for this same 'cretinous' crap you spew, all the time.
You're nothing but a coward, who hides behind the net and derives joy insulting other people.
No time for that ...not now.
Ciao!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

What makes your moronic arsse think I would not call a fuuktard like you fuuktard to your face?

steppin:
He never disappoints. He keeps coming back like whack-a-mole.
Go find yourself some urchin like you, to trade words with.
I'm not cut out for this same 'cretinous' crap you spew, all the time.
You're nothing but a coward, who hides behind the net and derives joy insulting other people.
No time for that ...not now.
Ciao!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

What makes your moronic arsse think I would not call a fuuktard like you "fuuktard" to your face?

Alfred234:
When it comes to America and gay rights we are always quick to judge we forget that homosexuality was once a crime in america and people were jailed for it but after some many years of studying and trying to stop homosexuality they concluded that its as normal as being straight. Gay people getting their freedom in the US is just like when we got our independence and we got free from slavery. Stop all this nonsense hate if u don't like something just come out plain that you don't like it don't go about confusing other people that its wrong.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Where did you see them study it and then conclude "it is as normal as being straight"?

Fuuktard, how did you come to comparing legalisation of homosexuality to slavery?

This is the conversation they were having:

Dr Fowler: "Ol'boy, dem no know say I don hammer by deceiving people say I be PhD holder by calling myself Dr. Dem one come catch me out. I quickly deleted it from all my websites."

Other man: "Hahahahaha. You sharp!"

Dr Fowler: "See those 20-something year old girls over there wey dey shake dem arsse. Make we pick them up later with money."

Other man: "Yes o. We go have to try get rid of our madams before event finish."

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bendike:
We woke up this on the morning of the 27th august ie yesterday to discover our guest house had been burgled. Someone scaled the fence, raided the bar. He had a drink or two and even urinated inside the empty bottles and on the leather seat at the lounge. The fellow further removed a 42 inch led tv which he then passed to an accomplice across the fence before disappearing into the night. I heard that other residences around the area were also burgled.
I here by attach available cctv footage of the thief. Note that the camera was working with night vision hence the picture is not to clear but anyone who knows the fellow will surely recognize him.
Lets expose this thief!
Kindly make this front page for wider viewing.

What the fck is wrong with you people in Nigeria for fck sake?

It seems there is nothing you people do without at least first engaging your brain to consider "what is the best approach to get the best result".

So you want people to help you get a burgler but you cannot give something as basic as the area you were burgled in? ...................Not even the state?

Lagos? Ibadan? Port Harcourt? Abuja? Uyo?

I don't even know if this burglary took place in China, Australia, Kenya or South Africa. All I have is a picture with claim of "I was burgled".

Lets say people used common sense to assume it is Nigeria, how is it easy to help you with less than 100% clear picture (as you yourself informed) when you can not tell them what area/town it took place in?

Most burglars are going to burgle in areas they know, hence mostly their neighbourhood or where they have worked. If you state what area your place is, people can see the picture, get their brains picked and narrow down the list of possible owners of the face if they recognised.

Just simple basic things, Nigerians cannot do!

brainycute:
Kadiri Street of Fadeyi Lagos State was thrown into pandemonium as they were awoken to the sight of a dismembered corpse, who was brutally murdered late last night between the hours of 9pm and 10pm. Witnesses however said before the victim was murdered in cold blood, he was seen drinking at a joint located on brown-lane subsequently a brew ensured between him and the assailants. The assailants who where about six in number shot and repeatedly stabbed the victim to the chest stomach and face, before dragging him to the back of my house, where he was dismembered and dumped. Another witness had also reported that as at when the victim was been dragged, he was still breathing and pleading for mercy, but all his pleas fell on deaf ears. The witness also added, that having dumped his body behind my house one of the assailant suggested that the victim wasn't properly dead, the assailant therefore stabbed the victim repeated again to the chest, face, dismembered him and also suggested that his body be dumped on the rail track or in the carnal. Traces of blood could still be seen flowing from the scene where he was stabbed to where he was dumped. As at the time of filing this report, it has not been known what might have caused the rift between the victim and the assailants and his identity is yet to be ascertained. We are however excepting the police to come move the corpse.

Do you understand English?

Do you know the meaning of "dismembered"?

You just use terms you have heard without understanding the meaning?

godson36:
ABUJA—Following President Muhammadu Buhari’s directive that the over 130,000 police personnel attached to unauthorised persons and VIPs in the country be withdrawn and deployed to confront the security challenges, Force Headquarters, in conjunction with the Police Service Commission, PSC, is set to commence the implementation.
Consequently, “the PSC, in collaboration with the Inspector General Police, has concluded arrangements to deploy a high level monitoring team to the nation’s airports, highways and other public places to enforce the Presidential directive of immediate withdrawal of policemen from very important personalities, VIP, who are not entitled to their services”.

Chairman of PSC, Sir Mike Okiro, who confirmed this in Abuja yesterday, said: “The monitoring team will have the powers to stop VIPs on the highways, airports and so on, for confirmation of their status and that of the policemen attached to them.”

A statement by Ikechukwu Ani, Head of Information PSC, quotes Okiro as warning that “any erring VIP or policeman caught in such unauthorised beat, will be prosecuted.”

The PSC Chairman insisted that “the Commission and the leadership of the Nigeria Police Force will enforce the presidential directive to the letter, stressing that henceforth only authorised government officials and VIPs will be entitled to police security.

Continuing, Okiro noted that the nation cannot be battling with an inadequate Police Force, while majority of these scarce officers are in the service of few privileged Nigerians, who ordinarily should have no need for them.

He said the Nigeria Police will now be “structured to do its primary duties.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/withdrawal-of-officers-from-vips-police-deploy-men-to-airports-highways-to-enforce-directive/

What a sick country full of fuuktards!

The same people that have looted public funds, leading to the destruction of the economy and society, hence leading to high crime rates, are the same people getting personal protection from individuals paid for by the public.

And then you will see fuuktard like pendusky dying to protect and promote these criminals because he/she is "our own".

Kimoni:


Saga, you are a clown.

"Happily married" does not mean there are no challenges naa

How can true love be a scam biko. Too much book is affecting you o

Abegi!

There is rarely anything like "happily married". What you have is "contently married".

The whole happily married phrase is just a self-and-public-deceit term conjured up by delusional and dubious people who are avidly pro-marriage.

It is so rare, those that have it are possibly not normal.

I love to say it as it is.

Nothing wrong with "contently married" but no one should try and fooool me. I live my life being a completely independent and divergent thinker, who is comfortable being a contrarian to popular belief.

The whole world can be going one way and I will say "Fck it, I am going the other way". If you noticed earlier, I reminded cococandy that I was not a follow-follow person when I was talking about my Sagakids.

bukatyne:
There is a minority of married people who are 'truly' happily married
Don't tell me you are just going through the thread now

I just am o.

I was called in to answer a question and I strictly did that. Never looked at original post.

Yes, there are a minority. ........................A very tiny minority. ............................ A negligible minority. ......................... A strange minority.

tearoses:
sagamite nice try . . you are sha always trying to excape marriage by all means
It wont work o!
Happy is personal
What I consider happy may be different from others
What it takes to make me happy may be different from others
Everyone has bad days, even the best marriages do
its how they cope with those bad days that determines what next

I have escaped o.

Mo bo lowo won. (I escaped from them).

The more I look at the institution, its history, the changes taking place and the unrealistic expectations, the more it is less attractive to me.

Many confuse happiness to contentment.

Secondly, I can tell you with all self-assured authority that majority of marriages are DEFINITELY unhappy.

Happiness87:
both of them go together lolzzz

You can be a very good woman wrapper without actually pandering to the whims of women.

I find that approach as actually the most efficient AND beneficial.

Jacksparrow0712:
@bold
We you are so right on that. The guy can go any length to taking revenge which I'm in support of. Who leads thugs to beat up her BF for cheating? Na real error for the girl. And I stayed it in my initial post

Those bouncers would rue the day they ever dared engaging in such manner in something that does not concern them.

They will sit and think "How the fck was I so stuuuuupid".

People already know how I have a deep hate for fuuktards.

Now imagine it is fuuktards that came to attack me physically over something that is not their business.

They will know I am related to the Devil!

I swear to the God of Mohammed and Jesu!

steppin:
Mumu..Sagamu always loud and empty.
You need change in your life.
After all these years! You still act like the street sagamu urchin you are....it's doesn't make sense anymore.
Grow up!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You live a moronic life and you think I am the one that needs change in my life?

Happiness87:
anyhow you want to put it to please girls, you really sound like women wrapper

I AM a woman wrapper but it is actually very lame to accuse a whole me of trying to please girls.

https://www.nairaland.com/2551598/guys-feel-comfortable-dating-more/2#37333649

Jacksparrow0712:
I only read comments when I dropped that cuz i foresaw war of males against females. Lol


Now back to the subject, in as much as I'm against guys trapping girls with their silly 'engagement' shii, I still think girls have a long way to go with their obsession with marriage and all that. The rate at which girls are so desperate and obsessed with getting married makes guys take advantage of them. They really need to loosen a bit and relax.
I'm not the type that deceive with marriage or engagement poo. Before I get into any relationship, I make it know what I want in such relationship. It's left for her to decide if she can deal or not

Many women (especially black) don't volunteer information to guys to protect the guy's interest, why should a guy do that for them?

Jacksparrow0712:
And for your friend, bringing in bouncers to deal with the dude is just the peak of stupidity (no insult intended). Like seriously, this is 2015, who does that? Who violently possess love? Ffs, they aren't even married, they are just engaged, so anything could still happen. So why go that length? So ridiculous! A lady who could do such is not even worth being with in the first place (that's me being blunt).

And for the guy, a player will always be one. You can only take a player out of playing but you can never take playing out of a player. Dig?

That said, guys need to quit toying with girls emotions. It's so very dangerous

MPO!

I am always a guy that loves to show others no one has monopoly on violence.

No one can dare ever try this with me and expect to live the rest of their lives peacefully.

It is just not possible!

I swear to the God of Mohammed and Jesu!

It is not possible!

Even my Physics rules for such is different: For every action, there will be an opposite reaction but mine would not be equal, it would be worse!

I never forgive in such situations and I have no religion restricting or restraining how I respond. I can be as evil as I wish as there is no Judgement Day in my world.

SUGARBEE:
Tell me. . Are we in a relationship with the shoes and bags? Using that as an example is totally off. . How can satisfaction and content of shoes and bags compare to real relationships?

It appears you don't get his point.

The way you try to explain that you don't understand why a man would want more than one woman is why he is giving you examples of how we don't understand why a woman would want so many shoes and bags and pay silly money fo them.

And you argument that you are not in a relationship with bags and shoes demonstrate that not being satisfied with having a few of those is even more irrational than a guy wanting more than one woman.

tonygee1:
yes of course cos the population of girls to boys is 10 to 1 so who wil help me date d rest 9

Where did you get your Okrika statistics from?

Happiness87:
they are not random, they have been friends before now, lets say that they are not the right girls for him.

he has moved on, he was only complaining about girls focusing on his family background as a reason

I think the more accurate description is that: He is not the right man for those girls.

SUGARBEE:
I was allured in opening this thread after hearing the unfortunate story of, now should I say the guy or the lady? ..

A guy (Name withheld) had been dating and even proposed to this friend of mine, although we're not that close.

Now all who knew her was happy for her when we heard she got engaged to the guy though we kinda knew the guy as the player kind,

Everything was going smoothly between them up until last week when as fate would have it, she had gone to visit him at his home when behold, she caught him stark unclad in bed with another lady..

Furious but outwardly calm, she demanded an explanation, but rather surprisingly to her dismay, the other lady stood up, claiming she was the guy's fiancee and who the hell was my friend to her man.. . .

My friend (heartbroken) calmly composed left the house but she came back, oh she came back and much to my delight to the guy's house some hours later with some bouncers, unfortunately or fortunately for the other lady she was not around as the bouncers ruffled up "Mr player" bad and I mean bad to the extent that when they left, the guy's neighbors had to rush him to the hospital..

Now guys, what do you earn/gain from being a player? I mean, why can't you guys just stick to one lady, rather than jumping around chasing and breaking hearts anyhow, and the troubling part of it all is how you guys trap a lady with the "Engagement" stunt. She drops her guard down and opens her heart and body for you thinking you're the one right for her only to later discover how many other girls you say that to everyday..

Please guys, this attitude needs to be checked and corrected.

And ladies, please I'll advice us to be fully alert with our defenses high against guys who all they think is "chop clean mouth". Not all that glitters is gold.. Don't fall cheaply for all these lies men tell just to go down south.. Think, reflect and pray very well before entering into any relationship so that you won't end up regretting later..

Regardless, I believe a generous amount of gentlemen and honorable ladies are out there, so please before you break a girl's Heart next time, think about how you would feel if someone does that to your sister..

Thanks

With disregard for your story, only answering your thread subject question:

Guys; Do You Feel Comfortable Dating More Than One Lady At Once?

Without a fcking shadow of a doubt, the answer is a resounding YES!

Happiness87:
sorry, he knows them, they have been friends, he wants to take the friendship to next level

Basically he wants to be married.

He selects his friends at random and asks them to marry him.

He has serious issues.

Happiness87:
what is wrong in telling a girl lets take the friendship to next level and she says no, and you move on to another person

What is wrong?


.....................................The fact that he probably barely knows them?

gassdon:
Nigeria Content law is not working well. Why Altima when you get Nigeria made car innoson.
We Nigerians break our own laws and expect international companies/bodies to obey them.

Which part of our law says NFF must buy Nigeria-made cars?

Happiness87:
Reminiscing on Tonto Dike's opinion on relationship and love, it was funny to notice that ladies paid more attention to her last comment
, forgetting that the centre of her views was love, love against all odds.
As in her statement

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Well said, my colleague has been complaining that 3 ladies have turned down his proposal in the last 12months, on grounds that he is not from a rich and famous home. His dad is a driver with one of the multinational oil coys, while his mum owns grocery stores and she is doing well.

My colleague, worked hard in school and have been able to secure for himself a job in an oil servicing firm and goes home with good 5 zeros attached to his salaries aside from bonuses, cumulatively 6 zeros per year. He is very comfortable, living in his own house , drives Toyota Avalon, but babes reject him because his parents are not famous!!!

Babes which way, where is the place of Love, if he didnt have a good job it would have been understandable.

He has asked 3 women to marry him in a one year period?

I suspect he has more issues than the girls he is asking to marry him.

steppin:
Clean ride! But why Nissan? Toyota make sense pass.
NFF and their stinginess.

Cretins like you will criticise anything just in your desperation to show the world you too have something to say.

It is better to be quiet and be thought a foool than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

What is the size of the land you are building on?

uncleck:
An eyewitness account had it that last Thurday, July 9, a certain man and his pregnant wife were having issues with their neighbour at a location known as Oriaku Street off Aba/Owerri Road in Aba. After futile attempts by other neighbours to resolve the matter, the said ‘neighbour’ dashed off the compound (YARD as them dey call am for area) and in minutes, came back with a soldier who ordered the man & his pregnant wife into the ‘Keke’ they came with, apparently to take them to their Military station at Ngwa High School in Aba.

Word had it a heated argument ensued between the pregnant woman and the soldier. Before she knew it, she got dazed by the soldier’s slap on her face!

Unable to swallow such level of MADNESS by the Hausa soldier, the man whose wife was slapped started fighting the soldier. Before the Hausa soldier could say “Kai Nyamiri”, over a dozen “Aba boys” in the area descended on him and gave him the beating of his psychotic life!

Later, as the account had it, the area was besieged by angry soldiers in search of the boys that already vanished into thin air! Angrily, they started pummeling anything on trousers and whisking them to their camp.

Boko Haram is busy BOMBING the whole North! Instead of this ‘dare-devil’ soldier to go apprehend his Boko Haram “brothers”, he’s in Aba slapping a pregnant woman!

My Question is: Can he do that in the North? Why get involved in such civil matters? Or should i even blame the aggrieved neighbour that involved a soldier? What happened to the Police? Anyway, the police is a “FRIEND” many Nigerians avoid for obvious reasons.

No security… Insane law enforcement agents everywhere… No credible system. Talk about a JUNGLE indeed!
http://www.igberetvnews.com/?p=364

These are the cretinous thugs we give guns to and then call "soldiers"?

dearpreye:
Hmmm! Sensible and unemotional Nigerians knew these all along.

GEJ didn't really believe in jailing ONE person as he did in creating institutions that will make corruption difficult to thrive.

The zombies didn't even believe it when Transparency International gave his administration an improved outlook in corruption matters, thanks to the propaganda megaphone from the zombies party.

Unfortunately, like the stiffnecked Jews who didn't bother to really understand what Pontus Pilate was saying about Jesus Christ, they shouted CRUCIFY HIM.

Our people, occasioned by the primitive military regime of the past, only believe corruption can be fought by simply jailing and possibly killing offenders.

BTW, why is Falana saying these NOW?

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So Jonathan's idea of fighting corruption is by not jailing anyone and not collecting the loot from them? Instead he protected and pardoned them?

If is official!

This cretin called Femi Falana has lost his mind.

Now I know he is a pure fuuktard!