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The marriage auction industry is gradually gaining ground in the far north. When will it be open to private sector participation? One could buy the whole 2000 widows from the government at a flat rate and marry them off at different rates according to age, beauty, and level of education etc.

Were these pics taken during a curfew? So much for a state capital. One wonders where those censors figures always comes from.

The ways are as diverse as their shapes and sizes. There is no one-way-fit-all.

[quote author=Okija_juju]https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilxqlFy7g1qinvcko1_400.gif This 40year old retired ashawo has killed us men o!! So because we no gree marry her fairly very used yansh, she categorize us as morons..


Akuna [/quote]Does she look like she is retired? I still see an ashawo in active service.

A beautiful and hot chic may say this about men and get way with it. But for you, classless Toke, to open you mouth to yarn this nonsense about men, you are in for a protracted time in the singles or dating market.

Some silly and non-visionary Africans will be on hand to buy with money looted from the treasury of their impoverish nations. May God help us to start thinking too.

Gunmen suspected to be members of Boko Haram, killed at least two policemen on Sunday during their attack and burning of churches and border posts on Sunday, residents told AFP.

Residents said about 50 gunmen in cars and on motorcycles carried out the attacks on three churches and border posts, opening fire on police and chanting Allahu Akbar (God is Greatest).

It was learnt that among the security posts burnt in the Sunday’s attack were offices of the Nigerian Immigration Service, Nigerian Customs Service and the State Security Service as well as a quarantine building in Gamboru Ngala, about 140 kilometres from Maiduguri.

Hamidu Ahmad, a resident, said the gunmen went into town “chanting ‘Allahu Akbar’ and burnt down the divisional police station and three churches”.

“I saw two bodies in police uniform not far from the police station. One of them was sprawled by the roadside while the other was seated in a police van,” resident Sani Kani said.

Another eyewitness said it was not immediately clear whether worshippers were in the churches at the time of the attacks.

Residents reported gun battles between the assailants and police reinforcements who arrived from Maiduguri.

Police and the army could not immediately be reached for comment.

Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/gunmen-kill-policemen-burn-churches-in-kano/

How are they going to do it. I still remember "housing for all" by the year 2000. Now 12 years later, homelessness still abound in Nigeria. Besides, how much of our tax payers money was this man paid to spew this nonsense?

Leadership with focus on corruption and ineptitude abi?

Left Eye(Lisa Lopes) of TLC fame.

rokiatu: Super in all three.

I have a lucky basta.r..d as a partner.

You mean you f-u-c-k well?

Is this suppose to serve as a safety manual for the criminals or what?

And why does she have to move down the ladder just to date a Kenyan? Some Naija girls Sabi fall pesin hand sha.

Light(power), una no get. Better road, where una see am. Na wetin happened with oyibo girls con dey worry una. Una nefa see anythings.

Arsenal noni.

Show me the guy doing justice to this girl's punny and I will show you a man who is ten times luckier than Goodluck Jonathan.

[quote author=Brand_new]Fresh gurl.[/quote]Keri reminds of my ex girl. So cool and completely feminine but when they catch you in bed, na totally different animal them dey be o.

purplebrown: Last time I checked, the price of garri was still the same. How does this affect the price of garri?

It is a good thing. At least it did not go up.

I hope this woman understands the consequences of her action. This is capable of setting off her innocent kids on an unhealthy and perpetual rivalry. The one named Mitt may hate her for naming him so and may always be suspicious of his brother, Barack. I am of the opinion that both men are successful though.

james1: It takes a woman to cheat;they listen to the man,agree to go over or be met at a certain place.
Remove their clothes with those senseless"no please or please no",open their legs and receive or give baptism of fire.women are funny creatures,chai!

Allah who act bad!

manugbo: if my husband cheating attitude lues me into cheating on him, I WILL MAKE SURE HE IS A DEAD MAN SO THAT I WILL CONTINUE MY LIFE THE WAY I WANT IT

Haba!

Joan Johnson: Congrats to her, she luks pretty just like her mum. Ope she practices wat her mum taught her.

Stop this e-eye service and say things the way they are. Agreed she is pretty but not any where close to her mum, That beautiful woman.

And why does he keep beard like one of 'em BH guys?

[quote author=gree-die]really? Because the keys are on different ends of the keyboard? Teacher, abeg no teach me nonsense!

Anyways, typo or grammar, thanks for pointing it out and for the unsolicited albeit good lecture.[/quote]You are welcome, my dear. It is always good to keep an open mind. You earned my respect, despite your mild sarcasm .

[quote author=gree-die]ouch. * quickly modifies*

thank God miss correction hasnt stumbled on this thread yet, i for hear am... Lol

btw, you do know it was a typo right?[/quote]Typo? Not really, my dear. I just felt that it should have been, "among 3 men" and not, "between 3 men". Typing 3 instead of 2 cannot, in any way, be seen as a typo. It's more of a grammar issue.

alfredo4u: Do to my hate break 2009.

I have 8 chicks now.

2 in Abia, 4 in Kano, 1 in Zaria, 1 in Abuja.

in into eight dating not double dating. lol..............

Wanna know why you have 4 in Kano and none in Lagos? Your grammar is suspect.

ogini32: any man dat lives is wife and start chasin another woman is nt wat live because u were nt forced 2 marry her so u shuld look well b4 fallin in luv...

When do I get a simplified version of your comment?

[quote author=gree-die]I can't double date coz I can't share my affection bw 3 men, they will both notice[/quote]How about 2, will they still notice?

Miss Ope: Guys dont get it all wrong....am just one lucky gurl on earth i am not bragging @ allll....i just told u what i did......
If u must know my Fiance is a made guy.....he has a million and one gurl killing demselves to marry him but he just seems to want only me.....really i dont know why......
Yes I cheated on him thrice but he begged me because he genuinely loves me..
Seriously when u find the bone of ur bones..u really dont av anytin to worry about..If u keep hating this u can go and die...or better still beg God to give u the grace he gave me.....

Until he becomes your husband(which I doubt), you never can tell the kind of game you are playing.Just don't rejoice yet. I have a feeling he is not done with your punny. Men have a way of minimizing their loss.

I am self-taught programmer. I have met some computer science graduates with 2.1 who don't know how to write a simple "Hello, World" program. The situation is actually worse than we think.