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We use to go swimming in rivers whose dept we had no idea. There is always this one childhood friend who got drowned in the process. RIP in peace to all departed friends. God really protected us.

When in the village, we use to travel to neibouring villages on record time. Just rolling tyres.

We had girlfriends. Even though we can't remember ever toasting anyone. Things just clicked and you begin to see yourselves as bf/gf dats all. No sex though.

We got turned down from the cinemas. They said we were too young and they were right. These days, they don't show such love to kids.

We don't cross part with our teachers. We were always expected to change route on sighting them.

TV stations(NTA) use to close by midnight after playing the national anthem.

There is something we called "last film". God bless those who can relate with this.

We saved our parents time, trouble and money by building our own toys. I was building cars that could make GM go green with envy. We even built planes and boats.

StateOfMind: Good for moses, he deserves it, he has the voice, confidence and charisma..he has a very un-aTtractive physique though with that drum in his stomach and massive thighs touching each other. He needs to hire a personal fitness instructor with part of this money oo.


Debby tries too hard, pretty face, overflat tommy and oversabi performance (splitting unnecessarily and mixing songs) aren't enough to make you an idol. We need raw talent too abeg. She's got a regular voice and little talent.

The girls don't mind, do they?

Br3nd4: Thats cos you crossed the 'thin line' between being a friend and a brother.. Girls are very tactical. When ure being friends, it gets to a point where she cant do without you, always wanna be around you etc. These are signs that she obviously wants more than friendship. Now if you, the guy, wants to be more than friends, you should pick these signs and ask her out. Once she passes this stage, believe me you would forever remain in the friendzone cos she feels she's made her crush obvious and you didnt act on it cos u didnt like her. You've become her brother and nobody kisses their brother *in Zainab Sheriff's voice* who does that

That's where things get irretrievably bad for the guy. A point where all hopes are lost. No sane man, who attended a mixed boarding school, will allow things get to this point.

FYsol: i quite agree with the OP, when you get close to ladies first and then ask them out they tell you i thought we were friends. my question is do they want to date an enemy? this has happened to me twice.

Good question. My guy, your own even better say na twice e hapun^TM to you. I have three gorgeous girls who parade themselves as my friends. Even thought I try to make it known to them that the only people I consider as friends are my Gs and I don't intent to change that anytime soon.

strangest: Make the money first and you can start anywhere you want.. Imagine inviting her over to your own yacht, she won't want to go home again.. A lot of them love good things

Praise the Lord! Who would have thought that we still have great thinkers on Nairaland?

Temismith: Dont get it twisted, D guy has a mission!

Exactly! That is a man on a mission. Wish him well in his endeavor. On a side note, Temismith, you come across to me like a smart chic. Do you mind we hooking up?

It miss the good old Nairaland where posts like this one never made anywhere beyond their sections.

To be honest, I didn't even notice these guys absence while that wedding last.

This MILF is Hawt!

noblejazz: Good one from one of our own at least yankees go know say we get good showmen.Go
#teamIyanya

Those are Nigerians living in and visiting the USA.

onila: the only sexy naija male artist

Lynxx no sexy for ya eye abi? Silly lesbo.

kwajahafiz: Not hating...But.
small room performances to Nigerian audiences in America hardly qualifies as quote "U.S tour". and yes I know it is a tour in the U.S. but still.
I never heard of this cat till I saw his baller pics here last week.
when I hear U.S tour I think of madison square garden, the staples center, and any of the major concert halls in America...not hating.

You stated the facts, bro. One love.

Petbuk123: Ok,na hm tym make hm enjoy d lyf of hm head well well b4 do thing go late,oyinbo girls kno wetin afric man sabi do nw

You see any oyinbo girl for dia?

1, Stella Damasus - I learnt she's a tigress under the sheets... Would love to find out for myself.
2, Monalisa Chinda - squirting on this bitchh promises to be fun.
3, Kate Henshaw - This Cali mama knows what it takes to keep you coming for more.
4, Modupe Ozolua - I hate that bitchh. So I just wanna porn-ish her.
5, Genevieve - Just wanna know kini big deal.

Please give us your MILF list.

This calabar girl and priick sha. Oyinbo thing no dey reach am again?

[quote author=Subomi-luv]lmao i said i cant marry a blk men with a villager mentality. But this topic has nothing to do with a blk men. If any man says a women is better than another women because she is spending on him then quite frankly i dnt care whether u are white or not u are a useless man[/quote]Why are you making our reading lives cumbersome?

[quote author=gree-die]its 30.... no 31 is a repetition of no 2.

yes i read it all [/quote]Thanks for you observation. ...corrected.

1, To a girl, there is no such thing as owning too many purses or too many pairs of shoes.

2, To a girl, using coupons to pay for a date is not okay under any circumstance.

3, To a girl, talking about your ex too much or never talking about her at all are both
considered to be highly suspicious behavior.

4, To most girls, wearing a phone earpiece makes you look like a drug dealer.

5, If you're are not a professional athlete, how good you are at sports matters very little
to your girl.

6, Girls like it when guys are direct. So just say what's on your mind.

7, Girls want independence, but they like it when guys pays for everything.

8, No matter how many times your girl asks you, you should never admit her friends are
prettier than she is.

9, Getting a girl lost is not a turn-on. Get a GPS.

10, Girls can whine and talk behind the backs of their friends. But you probably shouldn't.

11, The moment you invite your girl to meet you mom is the moment she begins planning your
wedding.

12, Girls like it when you trust them with your car.

13, Making a girl laugh is the best thing a guy can do.

14, Even if she's your wife, don't stop thinking of her as your girlfriend.

15, If a girl likes you enough, it doesn't matter if you are unemployed.

16, Every girl you have ever dated imagined what her name would sound like with your last
name.

17, Sometimes, girls just want to be alone, and it has nothing to do with you.

18, Even the most cynical valentine-hating girl would secretly love to have flowers sent to
her at work.

19, Girls think of code name for guys so they can talk about them in public.

20, Girls don't want their guy to have any female friends, despite their having male friends.
Girls don't just trust other girls.

21, If your girlfriend has a token "single party friend," that friend hates you even before
she meets you.

22, Whatever mean things your girls says about your ex, it's in your best interest to agree
with her.

23, Educated smart girls want to hear how beautiful they are, and beautiful girls want to
how smart they are.

24, When your girl fights with her mother, keep in mind that her mother is never right.

25, Girls are intimidated by your mother. It's just the way it is, the way it's been, and
the way it will ever be.

26, Your super-close relationship with your mother freaks girls our.

27, Girls are completely jealous that guys get to take their shirt off in public when it's
scorching out.

28, Girls don't like doubtful or indecisive guys.

29, Girls don't forget. It's not just in their DNA to let things slide.

30, Seeing you in a suit never fails to impress girls.



Disclaimer: Some of these assertions may not hold true in some Countries. I no call any country name o.

Muslims, by default, feel inferior when ever Christianity is in the picture. They have always relied on people converting to their faith as a form of validation. We, Christians, don't need such. We know who we are. We need no sultans, sheikhs, emirs or imams converting to Christianity as a validation of the superiority and truthfulness of our faith. Glory be to God in Jesus name.

Christianity could not relax the laws to cater for her, and so she had to leave. Any good Christian can pass for the most pious Muslim but even the most perfect of Muslims will fall short of the standard expected of a Christian. It takes the grace of God to be a Christian. Hence we are being envied, feared and persecuted the world over but still remain the most tested and largest faith to ever grace the planet. Our Holy Bible has been the number one best seller and most read for centuries.

vmonyoue: My tibe is the pride of Nigeria. We are the reason Nigeria/Nigerians can still show face to the rest of the world 'cause if it left with your people the country Nigeria would've been history by now. We give hope to this country your people so desperately want to run down. The word Yoruba make people to smile and say great things about Nigeria unlike Assgbos, i mean your criminally breded animals called Igbos.

On the contrary, I think the so called Three(3) major tribes are the real problems we have in this country. There is hardly any bad thing or looting of the treasury that happens in this country today without the involvement of one of them. This country is still standing today because of the sacrifice and grace of the minorities.

Are Nigerians also responsible for the rape cases in SA? These people are bad and criminal in their own right and yet they would want to have us believe that Nigerians are responsible for the crime in their country.

Is Lagos or Abuja as violent as Johannesburg? For every small Nigerian who goes to hustle in SA, there is a corresponding big crook who has stolen our public funds and taken to stash in that same SA. Until countries of the world learn to turn down stolen money from Nigeria, they have no moral right to complain about the activities of the victims.

Ever since my friend was robbed by SA police, I vowed never to set my feet on that crime infested and drifting country.

The guy should stick with her because of the punny. That way, no one is being used.

[quote author=Beautful.B]Shameless unfaithful wife, he should divorce her immidiately.[/quote]Sometimes I do wonder, why do women hate their fellow women?

Is Attakar in Plateau or Kaduna state?

kini big deal? I am proud of my Owo Epo.

apache77: [size=18pt]Beauty n the beast[/size]

[quote author=onye_ngbu*][size=28pt]Beauty and the Real Beast![/size][/quote]I can only see the beast. Show me the beauty because that thing I see there is miles away from beauty.

It appears 2Face was the only guy interested in her. So she had no other choice than accepting him over and over again. I, by nature, do not condone such an erratic behavior as 2Face's.

How do you grant amnesty to the innocent? You can only exonerate the innocent. How do you talk about amnesty on the one hand and prescribe punishment on the other. In other words, Tinubu is saying that there should no amnesty. That's my understanding of this post.

US Excludes Ghana from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes South Africa from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Kenya from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Togo from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Benin Republic from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Egypt from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Zambia from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Tunisia from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Niger from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Cameroon from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Zimbabwe from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Ivory Coast from Africa's Democracy Summit
US Excludes Chad from Africa's Democracy Summit

This list of countries excluded goes on and on.
The quality of our youths has really fallen.

Am I right to say that US Excludes all but 4 African countries from Africa's Democracy Summit?

palmasglobal: Just read it this morning on AIT That Celestine Babayaro is bankrupt, it touches me from my head to my feet. Please how do we revive this young man that sacrifice himself for the growth of this country, this young man that made this country proud in his days.

please advice on how to go about it. Thank you

It can happen to anybody, and we are ready to lend a hand.

advice please

What exactly do you mean? Are you responsible for his bankruptcy? Should I now donate my chirens^TM school fees for the revival of celestine babayaro?

Good gesture! But as for me, Once a place is not designated as Church right from the foundation, You don't find me there in the name of worship.I can as well as do it from my home. That's why I don't even worship in those factories and hotels being converted to Churches all over the place. You don't take a building with all sort of histories and turn it to "The House Of God". Sanctuaries are built.