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Even in this state of extreme ugliness, she is way prettier than herself. She should be applauded, not condemned, for this effort.

Modern day Jezebel.

So our soldiers have been reduced to mere mercenaries? God dey.

safarigirl: Don't sound silly. I'm sure there are more, but this kind sh*t is like a beauty pageant- not all beautiful girls register, there are more important things in life than virginity.

This is dumb, na so dem dey rape people, when you publicly declare your 'purity' don't forget there are thousands that want to ruin you.

Which one is virgin till marriage? Has someone put a ring on it already?

What do you understand by "eve of her wedding"? Abi you no sabi comprehend again?

[quote author=lola.luv]My man and I should get 2 cars. Where's the purity organisation located?
[/quote]You? I should get a car assembly line then.

Oh, you forgot to include their CGPA.

engineerd: nice couple! That dude is one of the nicest people u will ever meet...very humble! I met him once at the Nigerian consulate in Atlanta.....don't ask me what he was doing there.

Not when Google is my best friend.

[quote author=jas_o]The reasons behind this are so enourmous.
Nigeria is the most currupt country in Africa with available resources.
Nigeria govt hate its citizen
The citizens are so religious cowards.
Nigeria make mouth when it is nothing.
Nigeria so much depend on foregn country except during evil Abacha
Nigeria misappropriate whats enough to turn aroud things in africa.
Nigerian are also not soldier like other africa coutry that challenge govt inappropriate.
Most of bad policies are copied from Nigeria by co-bad leaders to manipulate their ciizens.
A lot to be mentioned.[/quote]And yet nobody has succeeded in ruling this country for more than 9 years. All these, we were able to achieve without going to war.

tjskii: Wen dem no dey worry am from village,mak ee no jus try me if he no wan see my red eye,giv me nothin on val's day ke

Take it easy, okay.

Why Keke, D1 and Goldie Grammy pics con differ na? I even see one wey Goldie dey trek for street con dey claim say na for Grammy. Abi na for inside Limousine den dey host Grammy? How pesin go snap as e dey trek for street or wen im dey inside limo con claim say na for Grammy dey beyond me o.

Oya, put 2face's "if love is a crime" somewhere at the top of that list.

ebamma: As an aboki man will say perry porny,

Nah, berry ponny

I wan see dem on the red carpet or inside the venue proper exchanging banter with other celebrities. Even a passer-by could have taken those pics and claim Grammy tins too.

Another failed attempt at comedy. Moving from sadism to humor takes time and practice.

yuzedo: ONE NIGERIA!!!!!!!

**Now going to make-up with all my Tiv friends I have offended, and make new pals**

Are you that sex starved ?

braine: That's very cool. She just confirmed it on Twitter.

Tell me one thing that is cool about it. Is she coming to put an end to the menace of BOKO HARAM?

When is she kumming?

gluv01: I'm in the front row

The girl should enjoy the free salary sha, she can easily open another account with a slightly different name or the nickname she's known for by her friends and re-add her friends without her dad knowing. The dad just gave her free cash thinking he's doing good. This is 21st century o..not 19th century. Smart gurl!

You see nothing wrong in deceiving your parents? Well, not everybody is like you. Some people do have integrity.

A Bugatti veyron is known to do the job well. Passengers love it.

JallowBah: He works, I works.
He pays, I pay ( house, food, bills. )
I buy my own beauty-things with my own money, he buys whatever he needs with his money.
I clean, he clean.
I cook, he cook.
I get up with the kid in the night, so does he. ( After breastfeeding stopped.. )

And for me, that is how I want it. I do not wish to go to my husband and ask for money for clothes, shoes, or a coffee for that matter. And I do not wish to put the whole responsibility for bills on him either.

Are you Nigerian?

Do they own the trademark for the name P.Square? Unless they do, they don't have a thing on that popcorn entrepreneur.

Imagine the dictators, bigots, propagandists and impostors of APC having the kind power of PDP, what do you think they will do with it? Fashola could not allow a legitimate protest against the fraudulent Lekki toll. Protesters were molested and two people lost their lives and yet these people still possessed the audacity to spew nonsense. PDP might have led us down but APC is definitely not a viable alternative at the center. They all belong the same category of Nigerians-looters.

This man will do more harm than good to the newly formed APC. Nigerians are way ahead of his antics. Only a few undiscerning people will fall for this aboki.

FXKing2012: That's less than $1million, how dem go share the money?

If money no reach $1million e dey harder to share abi wetin?

May God bless the child. I hereby name him/her Marwanian.

dejijohns: yes na. Abi u no knw ni, U don 4get wetin apen 4dir super bowl??

You fit 4get wetin you no know ni? I no get light so I no know wetin dey happen for Ame again o. Chei! see as man pikin take miss super bowl o. Hope nobody lip-sync 4 dia sha.

He appeared not to have ironed his clothes. Abi dem too not get light?

You never really know what women what want. This might just work out for them.

Is Kanye West still sagging or it's me who need to see my optician?

[quote author=dannysteve99@ya]Men stop that,are u telling me that the girl is under 18 years or what? am an Ibo boy and i hv 4 sisters 3 is married and we don,t do that in our Family.Am the only boy and an yet to marry but if i wish to and i come and across this condition,then the father hv to marry her Daughter himself.[/quote]I hate the English language. It could be unnecessarily difficult.

After all the initial denials. I told my friends,"You don't keep a man and a woman at the same place for a long time without them starting something with each other". It is called 'the law of familiarity'.