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They won’t do shiii

PDP = APC
APC = PDP

Are they fighting for you? No.
Are they fighting for me? No.

They only want a bigger share of the cookie jar.
More slots will be given to each of them and the matter will die a natural death.

thonyman:
I lost over 450k within a month to bet9ja in 2019, I tried recouping my lost fund of initial 260k only to see it increase to 450k in space of 2 months, Liverpool vs Barcelona semi final champions league was the last straw that broke my camel back as i layed 260k for Barcelona to qualify for final, i think the odd was around 1.12 as Barca has already thrashed Liverpool 3 to 0 at Camp Nou only for Barcelona to receive 4 to 0 at Anfield, what a game!
I couldn't sleep and felt so depressed.
February 2020, a miracle happened, i saw a link for arbitrage betting training, d guy requested 1k to join the watsapp group for training and i decided to try it out, i was like 1k is too small, i won't mind getting scammed, only for it to be real.
Between Febuary to June dis year, i recovered all lost to betting from many bookmakers sites and made more than what i lost, it only pained me that bet9ja was not the bookmaker that paid most of the funds recovered. There was no lockdown for me as the period was when i recovered all my lost fund from conglomerates of betting sites through arbitrage makers.
SAY NO TO GAMBLING

What is arbitrage betting ?

bigestPREEKhere:
i dont trade. trade gives little cash and too slow. but its not that hard. i will open a thread on how to trade when i am free.

I’ll be expecting it.
Any way I could reach you?
I need something to do

bigestPREEKhere:
2015 i lost 100bitcoins. i have lost several after that . the latest loose was 3m. last month. sounds unrealistic but so true

Good evening
I’ll like to learn to trade bitcoin
Abeg

Only a handful of the Ministers were able to brief the media about what they were able to achieve in office in the last one year even though Femi Adesina, Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity said they have performed creditably well to the admiration of President Buhari.


It’s a Monday morning people!!

When I was 8 or ten
My mum and my elder siblings went to visit my grandmother; a lovely woman in her 90’s then. My mum being the only daughter with three other elder brothers, who have their own families.

My grandma didn’t like the new family house, she preferred to stay in the old house. She said the new house was too cold for her.

So my mum and the other wives will prepare food and give to my us the little children to deliver to my to my grandma since the old house is just two compounds away.

Each time we deliver the food to grandma, she will say “nah which teeth I go use chop this meat wey this children dey put inside food for me?”. Then straight away, she will give us the meat to share amongst ourselves. This pattern continued for a week.

The next time they gave us food to give grandma, on our way my cousin suggested that since grandma will surely give us the meat, then it was better we ate the meat. After all nah we go still eat the meat.

Nah so we start to dey chop grandma meat before we go reach her house. First week, she didn’t complain. Nah so we go line up dey wait make dem prepare her food make we go deliver.

Until one evening, my mum came to help her dress up; nah so grandma give am my mum hot hot oo, rained curses on my mum for treating her like a nobody and not putting meat in her food. My mum was shocked and couldn’t believe what she heard. Like how could she serve her own mothers meal without meat inside.

Nah so my uncles call all of us wey dey deliver grandma food. E no funny that day

Thankfully na still grandma save us that day
“Una wan kill my grandpikin dem for me abi”
“No be only meat dem chop?”
Rest well old woman.

What is NTA?

PDP and APC are one and the same!!!





The only people who deserve jungle justice is our politicians!!!
Never kill a fellow man for those dogs!

E dey even play monkey post for street with us...







Who else dey get that nice feeling wey I dey get when our politicians say “I’m hale and hearty “?


E get wetin dey always follow that sentence

I’ll leave y’all with a quote;

Sometimes what we assume to be intelligence, modernity, or a new way Might just be stupidity and confusion of the mind.


By Barrack Obama

Iron sharpens Iron...


I used this line once in my village youth meeting


“10 friends fit contribute money go flex for beer parlor, but that same 10 friends no fit gather money start business or something “.




That is when selfishness and greed go come.

Kriss216:
I rather vote for Ozo and Dorothy than to vote for Yul Edochie and Banky W in any election!

The ones we voted for Desmond Elliot, what happened? He was commissioning toilets in Lagos!

This is the divide and rule tactics our politicians have been using to confuse the youths.

Yul Edichie makes a wonderful point that will take the youths forward. This BMC jumps on the thread to derail it.

His comment is at the top meaning the moment you open this thread, you’ll see his comment.

1. You lose message while trying to counter him
2. You end up focusing on his message rather than meditating on YUL’s message.
3. Subconsciously you’ll start to doubt the original message
4. You engage in unnecessary arguments
5. He gives you a million number of youths who have failed



My people, e better make youths fail us a million times than say this people continue to dey recycle themselves. THEY ARE EVIL

Vote for youth!!!

GET THE INFO COMRADES!!!

I’ve come to realize that for everything bad that happens in Nigeria, someone is always benefiting. In fact, there are people whose sole job is to cause chaos, frustrate or delay things for the sole aim of benefiting from that thing.

Let me not wail too much... because talking about the problems of Nigeria can take my lifetime.
So today I saw a crowd on my street and decide to check what was going on.
I discovered that it was people who were registering to get the NIMC (NIN) national identification number.

I was surprised because I never saw any form of advert that such thing will be happening there today.
When I asked around, I was told that this was some sort of special registration.
All applicants must pay 10,000 naira to get registered. Less if you can bargain or have someone that know someone but never less than 5,000 naira.
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT IS TOTALLY FREE OF CHARGE.

The painful part of the issue is that 90% of these people are youths. Youths who should know better. Who should insist on the right thing being done.

Do I blame them? I also have had to cut corners to get things done for me.

In fact there is nothing you want to do in this country that you wouldn’t have to bribe your way through.

When I asked why the registration was being done in a “coded” manner, I was told that it was illegal and that these people change location everyday so that the police will not catch them.

Imagine collecting 10,000 per person where you have over 1000 everyday. These people are making a lot of money.

I was told that one Oga at Alausa is the one who gives them all the necessary materials to do the job.

Have you noticed how difficult it is now to get your identity card? In fact it could take you two years to get the permanent plastic card. They will tell you that the materials are not readily available.

They do everything to make sure they frustrate you.

This my wailing don dey long abeg

Youths wake up!!

Naija I dey HAIL OO
I have a 17 seconds video... can’t post it here

Una know why I’m laughing??





Because I’m the CONFIRMED opposite of that last born.

Who dem be sef...


I fought with my immediate elder sister so teeeeyyy she confirm my street credibility.


Anytime wey our parents no dey around, they go gang up wan bury me. My oldest brother nah em I dey fear pass, but nah only when my mama no dey.



I no get time to dey write long letter, who long letter help.

My elder sisters tire for me nah
The advantage I get over dem den be say I dey do very well for school.

My sister: sailor come wash plate
Me: I dey read my book, abi u wan make I carry 20th like you?
My sister: ( gives me lui kang triple combo punch)



But it’s all good now. They are married and the love they shower on me ehh, nah only God go bless them enough

They have three on their shirt.
Brethren it’s now 3-0.




Hug the nearest Chelsea fan around you.




Save a life!!!

Championxxx:
I am 23 years old guy I ave been staying with my brother in Abuja for the past 8 years , I help him with his shop and his house , everything was fine till he got married his wife carry his two sisters to the house 24 and 19 years old , he said I should leave my room for them I didn’t argue I let them have the room while I am sleeping in the parlour , during lockdown this girl will wake and come to the parlour to watch tv to disturb my sleep , I complained to my brother he said I should keep calm he will speak to his wife which he never does and these girls kept disturbing me meanwhile the older girl stopped but the younger one carry on and I told her to stop disturbing me she has a phone she can press her phone in their room , she insulted me and told me to go and marry I got angry and ask her to leave she said I should do my worst and I landed a thunder slap in her face she held me by my neck screaming when my bro and wife came his wife started hitting me on my back I had to leave the house and went outside to cool down , my brother followed me and said I didn’t do well by hitting his wife sister he said I should go and apologise to his wife and sister , I refuse and asked him why he didn’t stop them when I was complaining bitterly about them but he waited for me to take matter to my own hand now he blamed me he said I should apologise which I did to his wife but not to the girl but that small girl was expecting me to knelt down and beg her , I told her she will wait for eternity.

Since the incidence his wife stopped talking to me , she ordered her sister’s to stop giving me food , the older girl used to dish food for me sometimes when she is not around but I told her to stop because I don’t want her to be in trouble with her sister and I didn’t report to my brother, it’s not a big deal for me I buy foods and eat at work and I only go home to sleep , 2 weeks ago I came home to see my mattress outside in the rain soaking wet , I was confused because it was supposed to be inside the girl room that’s where I keep it and they always bring it for me when is time for me to sleep so how come it was outside in the rain , I asked them they both denied they didn’t take it out and I suspected my brother wife or her youngest sister were the one who did it because they didn’t want me in the house anymore , I told my brother he said I should sleep on the sofa and in the morning I will get a new mattress in his shop but the wife get angry that I will damaged her sofa she wanted me to sleep on the floor with a wrapper but my brother refuse and I slept on the sofa , the next day I spoke with my brother I told him because I am not wanted in his house I don’t have peace of mind there , I want him to rent a self cont for me closer to the shop so It will be easier for me to get to work he refuse saying when he has a bigger house why would I go and leave alone , he said he provide all my needs and the rest the way his wife and sisters are treating me it doesn’t matter that he will never allow me and I told him I want to go back to the village , he said if I leave his house he will disown me and I will not longer be his brother , for 3 days now he stopped talking to me even if I greet him he won’t reply I feel hurt. I love my brother I want to serve him but I don’t want to stay in his house . I don’t know if I did something wrong by asking him to rent a room for me to be living alone? Am confuse please advice me

Dearest OP,

I can totally relate to everything you are going through. I wish you'll take my advice because I'm an Igbo boy and I went through exactly what you are facing and even worse.
I used to stay with my very rich Uncle in Lagos and I can tell you that it was mini hell.
The wife gave me hell. The female daughters( especially the youngest one) added brim stone to my hell.
The youngest daughter made me cry for the first time in almost 10 years of my life. She didn't beat me, I was a year older than her. She simply served me food in a plate used to give dogs food... And I went into the bathroom and cried like a man.


But today, nah dem dey find my attention...
I still love them because they are my family and I think they were my stepping stone to whatever life I have created for myself today.


This is the solution;
1. Go home today and act like you can't even remember what has happened in the past. Learn to never complain. My uncles wife once asked me if I have ever tasted chicken. lol... Me wey be say I go the best private sec. school in my home town. I said NO. It helped to massage her ego very well and she felt ontop of the world. Wicked women enjoy feeling superior.

2. If they wet your mattress, jejely sleep on a wrapper. Don't complain. Trust me after two weeks, you'll become boring to them and they will turn against each other.

3. Put all your energy and passion into your brothers shop. Work like it's your own. Put your energy into impressing your brother.

4. Give them GHOST mode. Make new friends who you can easily go visit, so they'll barely see you around. If you have chores you do at home, do them without being reminded.

5. Never complain to anybody. NEVER COMPLAIN. they derive joy from seeing you complain trust me.

6. If and when they try to engage you in a conversation, Let them do the talking while you do the smiling and laughing.. in fact upgrade your laughter. Only give them the Boyfriend and girlfriend gist. Sometimes be genuinely happy for them. Treat them like they are kids who need pampering.

After two weeks of doing this. You'll realize that;
1. U no dey even see them.
2. u no dey even reason dem
3. ur broda go dey happier with u and the bond between una go dey stronger. It will be u and ur broda against them.
4. dem go begin fight demselfs.


Ochicha gwara umu ya si, Ofe d'oku ga ajuriri oyi.

NB: if you leave your brothers house now, they will kill your brother spiritually and emotionally. He will become a vegetable and may live all his life, full of regrets. Obulu ozu na aga ije. He needs you and u need him. Even if he turns against u oo.



GOODLUCK.

Omoslim26:
So said someone with a the mind of a failure while I was in Abia as a student I was already doing something and sponsored myself in school

you better get your life motioned into productivity

the world most times is not fashioned to favor you one of my mentor is Mr Maximus a rdt Air Force officer His favorite quote is NO GRIEF NO CROSS NO CROSS NO CROWN

Mr Maximus must be a wonderful mentor.

The word is POVERTY of the mind, LAZINESS, REAL MENTOR-SHIP.
I'll try not to deviate from the topic and not engage you in verbal attacks that will do both of us no good.

It is poverty of the mind to conclude that people with a different view to yours, are "not productive". There is no evidence to prove that you sponsored yourself through school. There are millions who went through same, but aren't making noice about it.


It is laziness on the path of your father, to bring you into this world to suffer. Fela Kuti's suffering and smilling comes to mind.


I'd be more than glad to hear from you.
NB: Please punctuate your write-up for easy read.
Please make your 5 years count. Don't be a disgrace to Mr Maximus.

Omoslim26:
well I am not from Abia but I stayed in Abia For 5yrs

and I will not try to change your opinion about something you have tattooed on your mind

Yes. It is well tattooed on my mind that I live in a dysfunctional and retrogressive environment, state and country.

Better than living in total blindness and cut out from reality for five good years in a pitiable state.
It is what the country can actually do to you.

Omoslim26:
One of the problems a black man have is the inability to read and get information

do a little finding on the most productive state in the country and make sure to come back and apologize for saying Abia is not economically important

White man please did you see "minus Aba" in a bracket.

Remove Aba from Abia and you'll see one big village.
Even with Aba, Abia state is one big joke of a state now.
Please don't argue with me if you're not from Abia and reside here.




Go to Umuahia "town" by 9pm and people have already gone to sleep.

I don't even why I'm on this thread.




People giving credence and popularity to Terrorists.




Kuku give them Gombe, Abia(minus Aba), Niger, Kwara. All the states that are not economically important.

First time on the same thread with Slawormir.
I await what he has to say.

Nigerian police

Nigerian politicians and Oaths


1. Orji Uzor Kalu
2. Theodore Kalu
3. Ken Nnamanni
4.. etc


It must be on your CV that you'll abide on any kind of oaths before they'll have anything to do with you.
These men are known occult people.
Especially Orji Uzor Kalu... He is devil incarnate. He subjected everybody that worked under him to terrible oaths, that is why he was able to loot Abia state dry.



Fear this politicians.





I'm coming for them
I am joining politics by fire by force. I ready for there jazzz.
Abia and the entire Eastern states must be emancipated from this wicked men.


Youths must fight for their future.
cuz we'll eventually die if we no fight

There are only 2 honest people in Nigeria


1. Mr Amadike- He was my English teacher and later the principal of the school. I can vouch for him 100% that he was a man of integrity. At over 70 years old, he was very dedicated, punctual, believed in hard work. This man was a meticulous record keeper. He still had copies of lesson notes he used in the 60s and 70s. He was eager to learn new things and new ways of doing things. He believed in TREKKING. Baba will trek from his village to my school and will still arrive before every other person.

2. My mama - Person wey go hear say dem kill person for Sokoto, em go start to dey cry for East.








The rest, including those Thiefs listed up there can Bleep off..