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@op, let me help you rearrange this your topic.

YOUR WIFE ACCUSED YOU OF SLEEPING WITH YOUR BROTHERS WIFE!

There’s something missing in this your write up.
I feel it’s true that you slept with your brothers wife, because if not, your first action would have been to get your wife arrested for false accusation!

If I was your younger brother, and I see how you’re trying to water down the situation by trying to make peace without clearing your name first, I’ll definitely never want to have anything to do with you!

The person who accused you is your own wife! No one should know you better than your wife. And until you make your wife confess to the false accusations, there’ll be no peace.

One of my exes was taller than me
Be like the thing been enter her head
And it wasn’t as if I was short o lol
I’m 5’9
Was always talking about how Lekki guys dey toast am yen yen yen
How she’ll marry at 23
Madam is 29 now, her body don dey calm down
Lekki guys she no see, mainland guys like us she still no see
Dey shout I’m single upandan for Facebook
Most times if a girl is taller, she’ll show this arrogance.

I’m jealous

G for GLORY!!!

Somebody shout glory!
When no man thought he’ll steal a peak, he did it!

Nice girl
Not lazy
Worked for her money
Never asked me for money
I wouldn’t hesitate to marry her sef if I wanted.

But na my Ashawo age be this abeg
I gats enjoy am full time

Don’t want to waste a good girls time

President Buhari

1. What was Deborah’s crime? She told those posting religious stuffs on a class WhatsApp group to stop.

2. Why was the WhatsApp group created? To keep students updated about things going on in the class, like assignments, etc
Note: it’s not an Islamic school or a class that deals with religious stuffs.
Why are most Nigerians hypocrites?
You want to be more righteous than the pope
You want to be more Islamic than the Arabs
YET YOU CANNOT OBEY SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

There’s a section solely dedicated to RELIGION on Nairaland!
#Stop the preaching on Romance section! We go there to read love, sexual, emotional stories

#Stop the preaching on Politics section! It’s not a church or a mosque

#Stop the preaching on Tech section! We don’t want to hear it

Yes

Me wey my passport don ready…
I don open wema savings account for my travel expenses.

Nigerians wey like to unite in obvious foolishness and deceit?
If it’s not Osinbanjo or Obi, I’ll jejely move ahead for una… I don’t want to be tagged a wailer


I realized how wicked Nigerians can be when I discovered that the vulturegriller and many of the bmc are not even in Nigeria. They’re all working from the abroad lol

I’m the first user

Camera available

I have a 2 month old barely used Lenovo ThinkPad laptop available for sale.
256GB HDD
8GB Ram
Core i5 vPro
Keyboard light
Strong and lasting double battery

I’ve barely used the laptop cuz my Mac serves me well. It’s very clean and the receipt and follow come charger are still available.

Price: 95k ( slightly negotiable )

Me wey go interview for one Chinese food company, dem give me staff food; draw soup and two fufu because the manager dey delay…

I go downstairs go buy extra 3 fufu

I no fit come and go and kee myself abeg

hammermcc:
it has become a tradition in Nigeria that most corpses are usually buried in their compound instead of at a public cemetary. burying dead in their compound is bad for real estate business and land laws.

An example of this dilemma is the guy on this thread who was contemplating his family land with is mom's grave in the compound.


https://www.nairaland.com/7093708/should-sell-late-mothers-house

That is how we copy everything western and shove it down our peoples throat…
Oga you can go and bury your parents in the evil forest inugo

It’s our culture to revere our own even in death.
The little space you give your parents on the ground they threaded in their lifetime will not stop you from building all the skyscrapers of the world.

All these mushroom groups sef
The man has done his best and we should leave it at that biko

If we’re honest to ourselves, we all know the man was a failure in government.
Only that buhari has redefined and upgraded failure
We want new think tanks.

Peter Obi
Osinbanjo
Donald Duke (but man don go hiatus)
Or even El rufai ( aside being a bigot, he has willpower)
Zulum.


Abeg whatever we do as a country, nobody should ever consider that riffraff Bello

KingOfAllIgbos:
Only a plain m0ron thinks you don't spend in an election.

Well… you’re troll
Rather not interfere with your 20k job

Have a good one

KingOfAllIgbos:
Weyrey dey meet delegates with Cabin biscuits and poems.

If he comes 10th in the primaries... there will be eclipse of the moon and sun simultaneously.

You’ll rather vote those who spend billions on just the primary election and later cry of how corrupt Nigeria is later?

It’s either you’re plane stvpid or prolonged years of suffer has affected your sense of reasoning