Rastaramsey:
Stupid Nigeria couldnt qualify
What a pity!!

When I knew Buhari was coming to watch the match, I concluded nothing good is coming out...

Even the stupid players sef are shit... Imagine a defender playing penalty... We aren't in the Stone age nah

Coach wey go dey camouflage for us during the afcon groupstage

Nigeria is shit...

Dummy Ramos know dey play penalty ahead of benzema and bale

delpee:
If she was legally married to the man, I don't see how the family will win in court.

Wake family matter know dey reach court except blood drop
It’s as simple as that

Maybe nah she kill her husband

dalass:


Something is fishy...

The police doesn't kill Fulanis marauders even after distress calls were made by residents under attack for many hours....

I see christian names and the gory pictures. I just hope they were not there to defend themselves and community from attacks by the real bandits... Fear police and army in this fight against insecurity

Ask yourself what do I really want in life
Dey kill bandit you cry dey know kill dem you cry
Little gratitude will do you a lot of good

You give him/her a wonderful slap
And resign
Problem solved
thank me later

Mikelarteta:
Most times we do not appreciate what we have until we lose it. They called him Jona daft , now they got a slow poke. The difference is clear. 199 to a dollar and 575 to sane in less than 8 years. FYI crude oil is now as high as it was cos this has always been their argument. A clueless person is clueless irrespective of the colouration we try to give it.

Shut up
How is jona better
Better look toward the future and stop deceiving yourself about with who is better between Jona and Buhari

Polynek:
There are three major age bracket in human life..
The childhood age
The youthful age and
the old age
Which of them do you think is the best?

Dumbest post for 2022
You deserve an award

Yakson5:
Good day Nairalanders,
I just say let me share to you what my eyes just saw in a government secondary school situated in panshekara Kano.

And please I don't mean to ridiculed or hurt anyone or any state.It is just my way of contributing to the growth of education in Nigeria so that our leaders can see what education is facing in our country especially Kano state.

This is a picture of a classroom where students are expected to learn;
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Possibly abandon class
Make we know run judge

Oga throw away that vintage garbage

Just waiting for one bogus write up about how precious this month is that it only comes ones in thousand years

Watch lots and lot of porn

They are butterflies everywhere just that you pay less interest in stuff like dat.
hardship for naija don make you loss interest for irrelevant things
Else dey won’t be flowers

Yet some will say there’s no God

Waste of money
Refill am for tap water
Same thing trust me
I know come life to Mumu
Research even made it clear 80 percent of bottle water are from tap water so am I kidding

princeemmma:
Is this Meat Pie or Egg pie

How much you buy am

AntiAPC2023:

Lol check this post he created on eating a snake.
You'll see the compound and even his legs and truly truly you'll confirm that this is just an audio Mercedes-Benz
https://www.nairaland.com/7042106/look-snake-just-killed

Lol very well a rich yahoo boy won’t be on a faceless forum to brag when Instagram tick tok etc are there

You for the say nah secondary student go be ministers make we know say nah you be beta person rubbish

advanceDNA:


People come and complain of heart breaks, saying they are amazing human beings, did everything right and don’t deserve to be treated bad...yeah, aren’t we all good people??

But the truth is we ignore a lot, and we assume we are doing everything right just becos the next person is smiling and the sex is great....

we allow little excitement impair our judgement, making us ignore red flags, and the things that truly matter.... when the bomb is now dropped on us we start to assume we were treated badly....

did we really do everything right?
were we really perfect for that person that left of for someone else??

Yeah some people can be mean...It still doesn’t change the fact that we ignore a lot of things that allow other to be mean to the us..

.at the end of the day, what they did my be hurtful, but they are just doing what’s best for them......everyone is entitled to that.

You’re actually right
But this isn’t the best time to say these
She’s going through a lot at the moment
apply wisdom when dealing with a heart broken individual
Messages like can lead to a lot

TheOldGods:
yes, it's outdated, and I stated it on my first post. But at least it's not as outdated as your miserable life that you want to use and do uber

Mumu Your chat alone proof say nob you get car
If I were to be an EFCC officer I go track you with that receipt and extort every single penny you obviously do not have
But as dumb as you are you won’t even see the mistake made
You see your Mumu life

TheOldGods:
ofcourse I'm showing off.

Lol.... with that outdated Benz
Mehn your mentality poor o

TheOldGods:
okay while we wait, my client is calling me, and I need to start working as it's Morning here for me. Even though I'm in naija, hope u grab.

Claiming you not a show off yet you just did telling us the nature of your job
Oga if attention isn’t what you want
Guy go for a lesser car and quit making noise here

Goldbw122:

That is not achievement, let him organize himself and build a company that young ones can set and build their ideal.. not a piece of plastic and iron you call achievement
..

Not a Davido fan o
But nahim be federal government ?
Beta channel your idea to. The right people

oshozondii:


https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-multichoice-increases-prices-of-gotv-dstv-packages/amp

Mehn e know easy for poor man for this country
Asin dey know even want there survival
Every thing just dey skyrocket

Baba go win World Cup
Nah watin him fans talk

Come Ikeja you go see them plenty for ipodo
Just google the word ipodo you will understand me better

kaymart:
.
How much wil then be his profit?

930000 huge profit
Even crypto and forex no fit fetch you this kind money for that kind short period of time

Thrycimacus:
Hello guys I'm in need of a solution. I started dating my babe since last year, and we plan on getting married this year.

Believe me, I'm completely in love with her. Since I met this girl, it's as though every other girl isn't worth my time. I would say that we love ourselves to the best of my knowledge.

I didn't ever believe that my babe was a cheat, so I don't suspect her, neither do I read her text messages , nor even ask who called her and all that.

Something stupid happened today though. I checked my babes whatsapp chat out of curiosity without her permission (please guys forgive me for that). She was working on a project beside me while I was reading her chat.

I noticed she wasnt comfortable as I told her I only wanted to preview her whatsapp stickers. As I spent more time with her phone, she became so worried that she had to get her phone, asking what I was doing with her phone.

I told her I was reading her chat, then she got real angry, that I shouldn't have read her messages. There are contents there she doesnt want me to see.

Pretending as though I havent seen anything yet, I asked her , which content? Then she was already angry and collected her phone.

I tried getting g her phone but to no avail. Then I sat her down. Babe tell me, are you a lesbian ? She vehemently denied, asking why I will even ask her such question. Then I told her about her chat with one girl. She was trying to defend her self that the chat doesnt mean anything. The said chat was actually lesbian related.

I asked my babe, is the girl you were chatting with a lesbian, she said yes. I said fine, give me your phone let me continue reading then if you have nothing to hide from me. She refused.

I told her that her refusal only means 1 thing, and that can threaten our very relationship...

To cut the low g story short, at some point, she began to cry. I told her I knew she was a lesbian from that chat, I only wanted her to tell me with her mouth. She didnt directly admit it though, but she said that she was working on fixing her problem.

Admit it baby, so I know if its something I can fix with you, babe said she will tell me everything tomorrow, that she can't get herself to discuss anything with me today. With this, I had to understand and let her go. Hopefully tomorrow she can confide in me finally about her (I suppose) lesbian affairs.

Honestly I love this babe. Up until today, i have always believed that she loves me too. But this revelation is really threatening to destroy my future with her.

Before she left today , after I must have given her my word that telling me all her dark truth will not stop me from loving her, she said I was saying those just so she can open up. That if I leave her or change my behaviour towards her when she tell me what shes been hiding, it will not be good.

Please guys, how do I face this serious problem now in a mature way ?

Please I'm not here to play, I need mature contributions.

I created a new account for privacy sake

You changing her isn’t easy as you may think
Trust me
Cos according to you
She love but still cheated on you
After you even promise her marriage
Brother wise up make dey know love and tears
Lure into one hell of a marriage

Use your head

NaijaGoBetter20:
One of the major problems we have is decision making.

One of our major problems in this country is insecurity.

After you dismissed and release a soldier that was trained to kill, what do you think, most of these people ended up as bandits, kidnappers et al.

For this type of crime, I don't think NAF should dismiss this guy there should be a better punishment for him rather than dismiss him. What happens to the guard room, what happened to other punishment.

So much wisdom
Was expecting someone say this rather odas are saying that severs him right

Cheato64:
I am looking for a business to start with 1.5million naira, I looking for a business that can keep we busy morning till night, this ASUU strike is making me look like a stay at home dad

Carry Nigeria to qualify (WCQ) stake the entire 1.5
Thank me later

iamkheedah:
Missing person as obtained from Bayelsa Tori
Miss Besta Pulovie Osigwe has been missing for over three weeks now.

She's light in complexion
4fit tall
16yrs old
From Amarata Community in Yenagoa LGA Bayelsa State.

Please � kindly contact us on 08130003629

https://www.facebook.com/100078022226586/posts/121208733823200/?app=fbl

She’s not missing
She don go collect
You will see after a week

Toks2008:
These three words so simple yet so difficult.

These three words can make this world so beautiful, can prevent wars, can prevent break ups, can mend a broken heart... I can go on and on to elucidate on how powerful these three simple words can be. In fact, these are the most powerful words in the world.

Saying "I'm sorry" does not diminish your self worth, it does not mean you are weak or incompetent and you don't have to feel humiliated when you say i am sorry.

We all make mistakes. Nobody is perfect and this is why believers in GOD always ask for forgivesness from him every now and then so if we can be humble enough to admit how weak we are and ask for forgiveness from him then why do we feel we are perfect towards a fellow human?

The take home here is that emotionally strong people with very healthy self esteem do not find it difficult to say sorry but in actual fact, when you find it difficult to say I AM SORRY, it is a strong sign that something is wrong with you and you definitely have a very low self esteem.

Now here is the shocker... Do you know that saying i am sorry is not only when you are convinced you have done wrong?... In fact when you have no clue of what you did wrongly, you should still apologize if people tell you they are offended by what you did to them even when you believe you are absolutely innocent.

So i have pondered over these words in relation to human interaction and i have come to this conclusion...

That until you mature to the point where you are able to say these three words to anyone who tells you that h/she is offended by your actions or in-actions without trying to explain to them why they should not be offended or defend your actions, you should never bother going into any purposeful union be it friendship, dating or marriage.

Learn to sincerely say i am sorry even when you are not wrong and you will live peacefully with anybody.

Hope this helps.

Being sorry all the time makes you look weak trust me