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woginid967:
Walk around so she gets kidnapped abi.

Well done o

So all the female’s that walk along the road get kidnapped??
Just stop Abeg

You’re having severe gonorrhea

woginid967:
Here is an advice

You dont need anyone.

If i was your friend, i would show you that you are too special to need anyone. Thats your chakra.... Your power.

You're destined to be a boss lady.... A person who is sufficient all by herself.

People will get close to you but you're not supposed to depend on them. Its the universe way of telling you that you're an independent soul.

My story is getting too long. Contact me if you want a different experience. I can explain more with your zodiac

Disregard such information
Everyone on earth need people around them
I will advise to take yourself out maybe once a week
I suggest you start from evening walk
And I kind of feel you don’t exercise

Fourth is on the way

handsomeyitayo:
Please what could someone call this? I didn't have razor blade close to me, neither sharp objects..and I slept on 3 seater lounge ..but I woke up now seeing this on my skin... please anyone experience this ...

That’s the mark of ANTICHRIST

franchasng:
Dear Nigerian youths, avoid all these relationship and sex distractions for now, stay focused on the goal of electing credible leader for Nigeria come February 25th 2023.



Don't led them distract you, stay focused, Nigeria is badly bleeding and if you guys make mistakes, Nigeria will be heading to the ICU and may not survive it, stay focused, go and collect your PVC and encourage your friends and family members to make sure they vote

Free us nah so people shouldn’t discuss any other thing other than election

“Many are mad few are roaming” that’s all I can say

masturbation addict still dey top chart

shantti:
It's better to be addicted to drinks than to be addicted to garri and sugar. Garri and sugar won't let me save. It has finished my money.

Another one nah biscuits, but that the story for another day.

This one cracked me up

The money no dey enough nah
He will pay more when he get to station

Mumu people don too full this forum

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. He went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony

I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.

Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.

The other day I posted something about is not always suitable getting married from akwa ibom, let them get married to there selves that are very wicked people here were insulting me now una dey see abi

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. He went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony

I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.

Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.

The lady you’re talking about where is she from akwa ibom

22o62021:
Just first half

My 350mb don go

Abeg link

Paramountgift:
Pls what are the requirements to apply for a bank job.

If you graduate in theatre arts or any other unrelated course and you want to work at the bank, what course do you need to do in your postgraduate programme to qualify for a banking job, or are there any alternative training certifications needed to be able to apply for a bank job for those that need the job urgently

It could be the position of a bank teller/ customer service, I just need your opinions

Most important requirement
Know one oga at the top
Then all other things shall be added onto you

Nigerians and low self esteem just a single state in country you’re using to compare a full nation pls show other beautiful state in Kenya aside Nairobi then we can talk
Even the Nairobi know beat Abuja

GraciousGod190:
So tell me where does my first and second post, shows my mother kindreds said the inheritance belongs to my father?
You should have been there yesterday, the shame on his face was there...he wasn't told while he was called before he came to the meeting.
You just be there typing anyhow.. no more response to you .

You just sold your father to mothers kindreds
Something you could have settled among yourselves

Shey him want attend the party
Cos I know why him go dey find invitation card

But seriously Nigerians stupid
So in USA and other well developed countries such don’t happen ?
Wey una no pass to insults Nigeria for any disaster

I guess so
What am about to type sounds funny
But that’s the honest truth
I Patronize an olosho sorry to say about 2 months ago
Ever since then my life has turn around tremendously
Financial favors everywhere
I dey use style find her
I want turn her to my personal gf

Kingcalls:
Are u serious?? They have done what no African country have ever done, 2ice at the world cup

What are they

Argentina all the way

Kingcalls:
Even if Nigeria qualified...Portugal wud still have been my first choice ... as long as we have badluck In aso rock , anything we try ends up in disappointment

So what as Portugal ever done in World Cup?
We are them are in the same level
If not higher
Comparing our trophies

Hunger wey go beat you still dey come
You don’t have plan b
And you quit your job and the slowpoke here are praising you
When hunger begin beat nah them go still laugh you

Wait for the job that will pay 1 million Naira waeekley

Flexherbal:
Someone can’t be safe in their own country again, ha!

They don’t Robb in foreign countries abi??

UselessBuhari:
Reminds me of this. GEJ fit scatter, can Buhari do this?

Nah fit you dey after?
We can as well vote for bodybuilder

Banks officials go hear this one

NOwazobia:
As someone rightly said above, how do they know they were all fake alerts. Do they visit all the scene?


Even if they are fake alerts, I justify it on the ground that Nigeria is presently a failed state, including everything hosted on it, hence the need to test everything whether they lived up to their expectation, in order to be better prepared when the real deal arises.

Dummy
You thought you made sense with this bogus write up

flejnr2:
no be to donate, na to maintain be the issue

Una papa dey inside prison
Guess who’s the animal now