₦airaland Forum

1+1=1/2 half , in a corporate organztn, if a particular job is assigned for a person per day, for him to finish d job on tym, if d second person is sent to assist him, which means d 2 of dem will finish d job in half a day.

-1+1=1/2 half, in a corporate organisation, d job assigned for 2persons per day, if 1 of dem is not around, d second person can't do more dan his ability, d person datz not around is -1, coz itz not possible for u to do double work assigned for 2persons in d office, so its 1/2 half of d work dat will b done for dat day or week & if possible u want to do d two, u won't b able to finish ur part....

eni to ba mo kio so fun, MIMIKO its ur turn after ur regime coz its nw a trandition of ondo state most especially our Govnors, finish ur tenure, rest small & die. waow........

bojuboju play

simpleseyi: One more down, many more to go. All those who are sucking the masses blood will go six feet under. Jonathan's half brother, Dame Sheppopotamus's adopted mother, IBB's deputy-Augustus Aikhomu, IBB's pilfering wife- Maryam Babangida, Stella Obasanjo, Gen Owoye Azazi, Patrick Yakowa, Fashola's father, Tinubu's mother (my grandmother is 107 and still playing basketball and karate), Sunday Afolabi (he died in prison when Obasanjo locked him up for embezzling National identity Card's money), Jesus-on-Earth - imPatient Jonathan - oh, sorry she woke up after about a week.

Agagu looted Ondo's state treasury while he was the state governor and even national treasury while he was federal minister, now he has transferred the loot to his children who probably were looting with him too. God has seen that we are too weak to fight for ourselves and he, GOD the almighty has started fighting for the poor masses. If you think that I should not speak bad of the dead, please tell me some good things I can say about Sanni Abacha or about Jonathan's jobless mother that "donated" buildings to the university or about Obasanjo that took bribe from Halliburton and converter Nigeria's treasury to his personal account or about James Ibori the Guinness Book prison record breaker (He, his wife, his mistress(another man's wife), his wife's sister and his lawyer all in jail) or Alao Akala or Gbenga Daniel or Rev. Fr. Moses Adasu who was a catholic priest, he became Benue state governor and rose to be richer than the state and thereafter borrowed his state some money because he loved his state or the immediate past Bayelsa state governor Timipre Sylva who bought/built 48 houses in Nigeria excluding the ones abroad in his 48 months rule as governor (another Guinness record) or the Jonathan Goodluck that uses one million naira to eat per meal but shut down all universities for several days now. What good can I say about these looters when they eventually kick the bucket or kick the drum.

all of dem go rest in pieces not in peace in d grave coz they ve sucked our treasury and future of dis contry called 9ja finish, may God Almighty punish dem for their bad leadership & corruption. AMEN

yuzedo: Lmao! Hungry idiôts have started again, gunning for the superstitious & gullible. "Predicted" eh? If I were the First family, I'd have this foòl whipped 12 lashes in public, then pass him on to the Tinubu's for 24 lashes.. And finally, Ngige for 36 lashes + manual labour in his farm. Stooopid man wants to sucker desperate politicians into "patronising" him. I spit on you!

fheuel kelebe on him

Onyejiuwa okoh: The only region that will suffer is North and South west that is why they panic whenever they hear the word Biafra.

see dis mumu, (1) u are landlocked and by d tym we send u back home afta division, competition will nw plenty in ur little land mass, u go die of starvation, (2) de reason why u ppl survive is because u migrate to oda regions in order to survive, afta division.................ur land will turn to canibal land, coz u have little to feed on.

albiol: if u can't write in proper english pls change to ur language

Na u sabi, english na ur papa & mama language... mtscheeeeeeeew

RIP

wicked mother

Lagusta: Boxers should be changed the way panties should be changed; EVERYDAY!!!

I cant imagine wearing my boxers for two whole days....

In fact, after having my second bath, i dont wear anything under, just my long dress (jalabia) daz all, so that my blokos will recieve fresh air!!!!

But ur blokos small well well o my guy...... lol.

Greece o PG any info.

pj3400: You must have heard that we were ask to come to the district Før today and tomorrow. We were ask to come with our credentials, appointment letter etc.

So I got this report now from someone that just returned from the district so that we can be abreast of what's going to go down tomorrow.

“I'm just back from district 1. What they actually did was to issue out new appointment letters after collecting the former BUT the most striking thing is that for us, non-education graduates, our SALARIES HAVE BEEN REDUCED to N54,505 whereas the Education graduates have theirs intact”

Hmmmmmmmm. Have a nice day ahead.

God is our strenght.

mr pj is it for all district?

Yes, the jinns

reveuse902: Shouldn't we rather gaze at the fed. Government and insist they do their job? Or is NAFDAC such an incompetent working part of our already clueless government that they can't duely and adequately carry out their duty in that market and make sure fake drugs don't even make it to the market or should we talk about the CUSTOMS. Please people I indulge us to be good/one Nigerians and face the truth in all this.
1. It's definitely going to cause more harm than good (increase in crime rate) especially in that region.
2. It's going to leave so many Nigerian families in a very poor state
3

reveuse902: Shouldn't we rather gaze at the fed. Government and insist they do their job? Or is NAFDAC such an incompetent working part of our already clueless government that they can't duely and adequately carry out their duty in that market and make sure fake drugs don't even make it to the market or should we talk about the CUSTOMS. Please people I indulge us to be good/one Nigerians and face the truth in all this.
1. It's definitely going to cause more harm than good (increase in crime rate) especially in that region.
2. It's going to leave so many Nigerian families in a very poor state
3

reveuse902: Shouldn't we rather gaze at the fed. Government and insist they do their job? Or is NAFDAC such an incompetent working part of our already clueless government that they can't duely and adequately carry out their duty in that market and make sure fake drugs don't even make it to the market or should we talk about the CUSTOMS. Please people I indulge us to be good/one Nigerians and face the truth in all this.
1. It's definitely going to cause more harm than good (increase in crime rate) especially in that region.
2. It's going to leave so many Nigerian families in a very poor state
3

which means one family shud kill anoda in order to get rich, u are not serious at all

this is the reason why nigeria pharmacy graduates are jobless

hmmmnnnnnnnnnnn naijiriiya (meaning naija see sufferness)

gud for him

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[quote author=*solid*][/quote][quote author=*solid*][/quote][quote author=*solid*][/quote]oooooo mr retardeen

waow good idea

savannah bank has most beautiful staff in 9ja rite nw

has anybody been called for GREECE

The Syrian civil war , also known as Syrian uprising[51] or Syrian crisis (Arabic: ﺔﻳﺭﻮﺴﻟﺍ ﺔﻣﺯﻷﺍ) ,[52][53][54] is an ongoing armed conflict in Syria between forces loyal to the Ba'ath government and those seeking to oust it. The conflict began on 15
March 2011, with popular demonstrations that
grew nationwide by April 2011. These
demonstrations were part of the wider Middle
Eastern protest movement known as the Arab Spring. Protesters demanded the resignation of President Bashar al-Assad, whose family has held the presidency in Syria since 1971, as well as the
end of Ba'ath Party rule, which began in 1963. In April 2011, the Syrian Army was deployed to quell the uprising, and soldiers fired on demonstrators across the country.[55][56] After months of military sieges,[57] the protests evolved into an armed rebellion. Opposition forces, mainly
composed of defected soldiers and civilian volunteers, remain without central leadership.[58] The conflict is asymmetrical, with clashes taking place in many towns and cities across the country. [59] Late 2011 marked growing influence of the Islamist group Jabhat al-Nusra within the opposition forces, and in 2013 Hezbollah entered the war in support of the Syrian army.[60][61] The Syrian government is further upheld by military
support from Russia and Iran, while Qatar and Saudi Arabia transfer weapons to the rebels.[62] By July 2013, the Syrian government controls
approximately 30–40 percent of the country's
territory and 60 percent of the Syrian population. [63] The Arab League, United States, European Union, and other countries condemned the use of violence
against the protesters. The Arab League suspended
Syria's membership because of the government's
response to the crisis, but granted the Syrian National Coalition, a coalition of Syrian political opposition groups, Syria's seat on 6 March 2013. [64] In June 2013, the death toll surpassed 100,000 according to the United Nations.[37] According to various opposition activist groups, between 83,260 and 110,370 people have been killed,[24][34][38] [65] of which about half were civilians,[66] but also including 67,700 armed combatants consisting of both the Syrian Army and rebel forces,[24] up to 1,000 opposition protesters[33] and 1,000 government officials.[25] By October 2012, up to 28,000 people had been reported missing,
including civilians forcibly abducted by government troops or government security forces.[67] According to the UN, about 4 million Syrians have
been displaced within the country and 2 million have fled to other countries.[68][69] In addition, tens of thousands of protesters have
been imprisoned and there are reports of widespread torture and terror in state prisons.[70] International organizations have accused both
government and opposition forces of severe human rights violations.[71] UN investigations have concluded that the government's abuses are the greatest in gravity, frequency and scale

The Syrian civil war , also known as Syrian uprising[51] or Syrian crisis (Arabic: ﺔﻳﺭﻮﺴﻟﺍ ﺔﻣﺯﻷﺍ) ,[52][53][54] is an ongoing armed conflict in Syria between forces loyal to the Ba'ath government and those seeking to oust it. The conflict began on 15
March 2011, with popular demonstrations that
grew nationwide by April 2011. These
demonstrations were part of the wider Middle
Eastern protest movement known as the Arab Spring. Protesters demanded the resignation of President Bashar al-Assad, whose family has held the presidency in Syria since 1971, as well as the
end of Ba'ath Party rule, which began in 1963. In April 2011, the Syrian Army was deployed to quell the uprising, and soldiers fired on demonstrators across the country.[55][56] After months of military sieges,[57] the protests evolved into an armed rebellion. Opposition forces, mainly
composed of defected soldiers and civilian volunteers, remain without central leadership.[58] The conflict is asymmetrical, with clashes taking place in many towns and cities across the country. [59] Late 2011 marked growing influence of the Islamist group Jabhat al-Nusra within the opposition forces, and in 2013 Hezbollah entered the war in support of the Syrian army.[60][61] The Syrian government is further upheld by military
support from Russia and Iran, while Qatar and Saudi Arabia transfer weapons to the rebels.[62] By July 2013, the Syrian government controls
approximately 30–40 percent of the country's
territory and 60 percent of the Syrian population. [63] The Arab League, United States, European Union, and other countries condemned the use of violence
against the protesters. The Arab League suspended
Syria's membership because of the government's
response to the crisis, but granted the Syrian National Coalition, a coalition of Syrian political opposition groups, Syria's seat on 6 March 2013. [64] In June 2013, the death toll surpassed 100,000 according to the United Nations.[37] According to various opposition activist groups, between 83,260 and 110,370 people have been killed,[24][34][38] [65] of which about half were civilians,[66] but also including 67,700 armed combatants consisting of both the Syrian Army and rebel forces,[24] up to 1,000 opposition protesters[33] and 1,000 government officials.[25] By October 2012, up to 28,000 people had been reported missing,
including civilians forcibly abducted by government troops or government security forces.[67] According to the UN, about 4 million Syrians have
been displaced within the country and 2 million have fled to other countries.[68][69] In addition, tens of thousands of protesters have
been imprisoned and there are reports of widespread torture and terror in state prisons.[70] International organizations have accused both
government and opposition forces of severe human rights violations.[71] UN investigations have concluded that the government's abuses are the greatest in gravity, frequency and scale

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Covenant University To Begin 3-Semester Academic Session Published on June 14, 2013 by · 6 Comments If reports from the official website of Covenant University are anything to go by, the institution plans to start a 3-semester academic session which includes Alpha, Omega and Third Semester. The website quoted: “In our quest to actualize the Vision 1 of 10 in 10, Board of Regents has approved the adjustment of the university academic calendar in line with the practice of renowned world class universities.” “To this end, a 3-semester academic session is part of our strategic plan to concretize our international collaborations and linkages as well as to further give full expression to our continuous drive for deepening quality and maintaining standard at the cutting-edge.” Over the years, the university has established active partnership and collaboration with several universities across Europe and United States of America as well as Africa. Such relationship will only continue to prosper if and when we are able to accommodate the interest of partnering institutions. The new structure will operate with effect from the 2013/2014 academic session, and will take the following order: Alpha Semester (First Semester) – 4 August –30 November 2013 Omega Semester (Second Semester) – 5 January – 3 May 2014 Third Semester (Summer Semester) – 18 May- 26 July 2014 This arrangement provides a 5-week break after the Alpha semester as well as a 14-week summer holiday for Faculty and Students who do not wish to partake in the third semester window. Meanwhile, the Governing Council of Nigeria Advancement Award has adjudged the university as the Best Performing Higher Institution of the year 2013 according to reports. The award ceremony will take place at the International Conference Centre , Abuja on 20 June, 2013. According to the Chairman, Screening /Award Committee, Barrister Tony Rex Ibaminabo, Covenant University emerged the best in the education category based on a nationwide poll conducted across Nigeria. The University was selected ahead of five other finalists shortlisted for the awards. These Universities include: American University Nigeria (AUN), Federal University of Technology, Akure (FUTA), University of Ilorin and Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria. Share:

Covenant University’s Former Vice-Chancellor Suspended For Examination Fraud Posted: June 17, 2013 - 23:53 Prof. Aize Obayan By SaharaReporters, New York Professor Aize Obayan, a former Vice Chancellor of Covenant University, Ota has been suspended from her position as director of the Education Commission of the Winners Chapel by the church’s general overseer, Bishop David Oyedepo. Ms. Obayan was suspended for reportedly altering examination results for several students in the department of Mass Communications. Among the students who benefited from the former VC’s grade alteration was Ms. Obayan’s own daughter. The former VC was accused of perpetrating the academic fraud during her tenure. The former VC’s daughter graduated with a Second Class Upper Division in Mass Communication and is currently doing her National Youth Service Corps service. A source at the university revealed that Ms. Obayan inflated all of her daughter’s scores, otherwise the young woman would have earned a Third Class degree. Our source added that the former VC had re-introduced make-up examination without proper authorization – and after the university’s Senate had abolished the option. “She introduced make-up exam to enable her daughter [to] retake the course she failed,” said a source. Recently, a Dr. Omojola, a lecturer in the Department of Mass Communication, petitioned the Chancellor of the University after his first protest was suppressed by the then VC. In his protest, Mr. Omojola alleged that Nnamdi Ekeanyanwu, the acting Head of Department of Mass Communication, had engaged in extensive alteration of students’ examination results. The petition led to Mr. Ekeanyanwu’s removal as Head of Department. Dr. Stanley Ngoa replaced him, but spent only the 2011-2012 session at the helm, before the former VC reappointed Dr. Ekeanyawu to return as departmental head. Our source indicated that, with Dr. Ekeanyanwu’s return, the fraudulent practice of grade alteration worsened in the Mass Communication Department and across other departments of the university, including Chemistry where one student’s score was raised to 45% from 5 %, an outright failure. Associate Professor Taiwo Abioye, Deputy Vice-Chancellor, Administration, headed a panel appointed by the Chancellor, Professor C.K. Ayo, to investigate the case. Dr. Ekeanyanwu was summoned by the panel to defend himself on charges of altering examination scores of students, including Miss Obayan, for monetary benefits. He not only accepted his guilt for all the charges, but also confessed that he acted in collusion with the former VC, Professor Obayan. Ms. Obayan was also invited to appear before the Abioye panel, but she reportedly offered no defense. Pastor Faith Oyedepo, wife of Bishop Oyedepo, has taken over the duties of Ms. Obayan at the church’s secretariat. SaharaReporters learned that plans were underway to return Dr. Daniel Rotimi to the Education Commission. Mr. Rotimi was a one-time registrar of the University. SaharaReporters learned that Mr. Rotimi, who is a pastor, last year married a second wife (a former student at Covenant University) in his quest for a male child. He and his first wife had only girls. A lecturer at Covenant University told SaharaReporters that he wondered whether the university could really realize its much touted claim of raising a new generation of African leaders when top officials at the school offer examination grades for sale?

[b][/b]soldiers are lyk animals

Blackteeth: Some cities are rusting

Blackteeth: Some cities are rusting

Blackteeth: Some cities are rusting

like your teeth

plz i need my security pin and code, plz send it to my fone

plaindealer: Lagos state is in fact One of the poorest.

plaindealer: Lagos state is in fact One of the poorest.

plaindealer: Lagos state is in fact One of the poorest.

u no well lagos is d richest state in africa, it is an indepedent state unlike ur own state